Chapter 296: The God-Assisted Beggar
Li Que grabbed a few people and asked, but they didn't ask anything, where is the Lord, who is the Lord, and what does the Lord look like?
No one knows, and those who know don't tell him, these people seem to be engraved in their genes.
Since this is the case, Li Que forced it himself, and when he first came, he seemed to hear that there was really a giant.
"Ah, tiny humans, your lord is a fart, I'm going to kill you all!"
"Hahahaha..."
Li Que flew directly into the sky, making his body a little bigger again, and then roared and roared hideously.
Then Li Que also erupted with fire, just like a demon who destroyed the world.
The people below naturally did not panic, and the frequency of speaking one by one became more compact.
"Lord, come! your believers are about to suffer!"
"Come, Lord, come and save your believers!"
"Lord! What is a giant, the Lord can be poked to death with one finger. ”
"Lord, I'm going to marry you!"
Li Que's momentum is getting bigger and bigger, and then his voice is getting louder and louder.
"Your lord is a shrunken turtle, do you think he will really come?"
"Bah, bad guy, my lord is brave, my lord is invincible!"
"The last time thousands of devils came, my lord charged ahead, and he defeated the demons in three moves, what are you alone, wait for my lord's whipping. ”
"Your lord is supposed to have lied to you, have you ever gained any real benefit?"
"Why didn't you get it, Xiao Lizi thirty miles away got 10,000 spirit stones, and Ergang Dan'er sixty miles away also got 10,000 spirit stones. ”
"One in thirty miles, it's too much to search, and giving a small spirit stone will get the hearts and even lives of you stupid people. ”
"You fart! My lord said that everyone will have a spirit stone in the future. ”
"In the future, 1,000 years or 10,000 years, are you sure you will live to get there? I'm talking about whether each of you has received benefits, and if you are willing to give your life for others without benefits, if he is your relatives, what are you? ”
"Bad guy, if you dare to make a move, my lord will quickly crush you. ”
Li Que also shook his head, these people are almost hopeless, but when they meet him, they naturally have to train them well.
He shouted again, then leaned down, punched and blasted towards an attic where no one was around.
"Boom boom!!"
The house collapsed in response, and the debris was flying all over the sky, and the people around were really panicked.
"Lord, where are you, and your people are suffering inhumanely, come and protect your people. ”
"Who dares to be presumptuous! What kind of ability is it to hurt the common people, they are originally poor people in the world, and you still destroy other people's homes, won't your conscience hurt?"
"My people are all good, you are all brave and fearless, you are all diligent and strong, do not be afraid, your Lord will always watch over you. ”
"The Lord is coming! Bad guys! Die! haha!"
"Yes, Lord, you are finally here, it's the first time I've seen the Lord's appearance, it's really handsome!"
"Sister, were you sleeping just now?"
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Do you see this one in red or black?"
"Red?"
"That's a bad guy, this man in black is the Lord. ”
"I see, but this bad guy seems to be handsome too. ”
Li Que smiled when he heard this, and then saw the black-clothed man opposite's face twitch.
The man looks ordinary, has a public face, has a good temperament, and is a little gloomy, hearing this, Li Que feels that this person's black aura is even more serious.
At first glance, it is not a good bird, and the residents of the city, not to mention billions, have come out to worship their Lord, and then most of the people have never seen the true face of the Lord, they all worship wrongly, and look at Li Que with admiration one by one.
"The Lord is really handsome, although I am separated from the Lord for such a long distance, a warm and blazing spring breeze is still blowing in my face. ”
"You see how gently the Lord smiled, and felt that his belly had grown, and he didn't know how many little believers he would give birth to in nine months. ”
"What the hell is on the other side, it looks like my family's two blacks, a gloomy aura, it must be a great demon who does all kinds of evil, my lord is the fire of light, and he will definitely be able to defeat this fang. ”
"Yes, no, how is my leg bleeding, yesterday I just had joy, blame the devil, Lord, give me warmth, mend the wound. ”
Li Que couldn't hold it back, he was smiling and leaning back and forth, while the man in black opposite was facing more and more gloomy, and finally his face turned completely green when he heard that his legs were bleeding.
"My people, I am your perfect Lord!"
The man in black opened his hands and said this in his voice and face that was as gentle as he could be.
"Phew, dare to confuse us, you are still the master? ”
"Lord, please quickly defeat this fang and return the world to a warm sky, this man stands there and I feel like vomiting. ”
"My people, your Lord is from beyond the sky, your Lord is the Son of the God of Fire, your Lord is the representative of all light and righteousness, and your Lord has the fire of heaven to punish all sins!"
"People, some of you may have been deceived by this person, he is a super devil who has done a lot of evil outside the sky, killing his relatives, betraying his master, and destroying people, especially the fairy goddess he killed along the way. ”
"Your Lord has finally found this devil, can he continue to believe in your Lord? Your Lord will always protect you, and there will be no more disasters in the future, men can marry mothers-in-law, and fairies will be eternal flower girls!"
"Of course we believe in you, I love you!"
"Lord, if there is an afterlife, I am still your believer!"
"Lord, on behalf of the 8,370 members of my family, I have the highest faith in you!"
The man in black on the opposite side was completely angry, and he couldn't maintain his cold temperament anymore.
"You are not my man, you dare to betray me! I am the Lord! I am!"
"People, I am the true Lord, I appear in every crisis, have you forgotten me, go home and take out the statue, and see who you really have always believed?"
Indeed, many people went back to get it, and these people were all people who had seen the real man in black, and now they are also confused, saying that the black clothes are the Lord, and this red robe is indeed in line with the image of the Lord who is close to the hearts of the people.
After taking it out, these people compared, and it was true that this statue depicted a man in black, and these people didn't know what to do.
"Don't you see the bewitched people, who just bombarded and collapsed an attic and threatened to slaughter the entire city?"
In the end, half an hour later, a small number of people were also pulled back by the man in black, and now they are one person and half believers on both sides.
No matter what the man in black said, these people have become Li Que's diehard fans.
Li Queke was so happy, he had unified so many people without much effort, and no matter how hard he worked, he fooled all the believers of this man in black, and this state would be unified.
"People, thank you for your trust, I would like to ask this devil, since you love your people so much, can you really let everyone get the actual benefits?"
"Of course I can, people, whatever you need, open your mouth, your Lord is not stingy. ”
"Lord, I need 100 billion top-grade spirit stones. ”
Hearing this, Li Que secretly gave this brother a thumbs up, it was really a divine assist, originally he just wanted to verbally make things difficult for this man in black.
The man in black almost vomited blood, staggered a little, and looked at the man with the lion's big mouth.
This man is supposed to be a beggar, and he knows deep down that he can't offend people's minds.
"People, you are a little too difficult, it is not in line with reality, you can change it, change your lord will definitely do it for you. ”
"My dear Lord, I want to marry a hundred peerless mothers-in-law, this must be realistic, because among these hundreds of millions of people, there must be countless ethereal mothers-in-law, please help me. ”
Hearing this, the man in black staggered again, and wanted to hack this person to death ten thousand times in his heart, which was deliberately to find fault.