Chapter 122: There's a virus in the phone

After thinking about it, the kitchen god hurriedly put the lid on the spicy noodles plate and was about to send it to the Jade Emperor. However, Cao Cao Cao is here, and the ancients will not deceive me!

The kitchen god who had just served the plate looked at Sun Dasheng who pushed open the door of the imperial dining room, and closed his eyes a little bitterly.

"Great Sage, why are you free?"

Hearing the words of the kitchen god, Sun Wukong, who had just entered the door, couldn't help but feel unhappy for a while. "Isn't it possible that I can't come, but it took me a few minutes to arrive!"

"God of Cooking, my grandson asks you, did you fry something very delicious for Zhu Bajie?!"

Hearing Sun Dasheng's words, the kitchen god immediately put down the fried spicy strips in his hand, and at the same time hurriedly took Sun Wukong's hand and walked aside.

"Great Sage, do you want to fry spicy noodles?"

"Yes, and I'd like you to fry some ham sausages. Your fried ham sausage is delicious!" After that, Sun Wukong licked his lips unconsciously.

"Ahem, Great Sage. It's not that I won't fry it for you. It's really the shortage of cooking oil in Tianting recently, and your spicy strips and ham, I'm afraid you won't be able to fry them......"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his anxious mood just now suddenly became serious. Seeing that there was still half a basin of oil in the oil basin on the side, Sun Wukong was furious!

The kitchen god is a good guy who opens his eyes and talks nonsense. Obviously there is half a basin of oil in front of him, is it possible to be blind?!

Grandma endures, Wukong can't bear it!

Therefore, Sun Wukong immediately summoned the golden hoop stick, and then yelled at the kitchen god: "Ah, you old man, could it be that when my old grandson can't see things, I smashed your broken imperial dining room!"

Hearing this, the kitchen god was decided. Originally, he didn't think about talking nonsense with the Great Sage today. But since he came, he had to do his best, after all, Zhu Bajie gave him 500 merits, and he couldn't help but talk about morality.

However, looking at the situation in front of me, it seems impossible, and I am afraid that I am going to run away today!

"Although the house is expensive, the price of life is higher. If there is danger, the house will be thrown away!"

In the spirit of not wanting to be beaten, the kitchen god wanted to escape from the imperial dining room in a panic. After all, he wasn't a diehard and was hell-bent on getting beaten.

However, the kitchen god is destined to be miserable. When he just reacted, Sun Wukong grabbed him like a chicken without wasted effort, and grabbed him easily. Then, there was a crackling beating, which made passers-by think that the kitchen god was doing something to make people blush.

After all, the sound is so resonant......

Recently, it seems to be a disaster day for the kitchen gods. Even if I went to ask for good fortune, it didn't seem to work. Originally, he thought that it would be over if he disappointed Sun Wukong, but ...... This is completely different from what is written in the script!

Perhaps, the only people who can help him are those top managers.

Three minutes later. The Great Sage looked at the kitchen god who was covered with scars on his face and had fainted, and finally put out the fire. However, he seemed to smell a familiar scent again!

"Deep-fried spicy strips!"

Following the fragrant fragrance, the Great Sage came to the place where the kitchen god put the spicy strips just now, and then opened the lid on the plate.

"There are fried spicy noodles!" Sun Wukong looked at the spicy noodles on the side, and couldn't help but look at the kitchen god, he felt that he came here today at a really good time, and all the good things let him catch up.

Fortunately, the kitchen god couldn't hear Sun Dasheng's words, otherwise he would definitely be miserable, "Your Majesty, the concubine really can't do it!"

It's a pity that Sun Wukong won't pay attention to any kitchen gods. Even if he really heard it, he probably wouldn't dare to say it. After all, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace is not something that any god dares to do.

However, although the kitchen god fainted. But Sun Dasheng's troubles came. He looked at the spicy strips on the side, and said with some hesitation: "This spicy strip, do you eat it yourself, or eat it yourself?"

After repeated entanglements and deep deliberation in his heart, Sun Dasheng decided that it would be better to eat it himself, as for Tang Seng...... Wait a few days.

Fairy Sword World, Lin Jiabao, Sister Feng Inn.

At this time, Mo Fei was lying quietly on the bed, looking at the experience points that had reached level 24, and was a little confused.

He didn't expect Sun Wukong to be so generous. I've worked hard for several days and I don't have this fierceness, but I have 6000 experience points!

As the saying goes, a man, once he has money, he goes bad. Mo Fei is the same, as a senior otaku, Mo Fei looked at the many sex toys in QQ Mall, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, "It's too much!"

But just when he was about to buy an inflatable doll called "Long Ze Lola", Ling'er suddenly pushed open the door and groped his way in.

Seeing Mo Fei playing with his mobile phone, Ling'er suddenly thought of a very interesting way. I saw her quietly walking along the side of the bed, and then, suddenly, she got out of the bed and grimaced at Mo Fei.

Fortunately, she had a mobile phone in her hand, so she had to see that it was Ling'er, otherwise she would definitely give her a kick. Don't you know not to be scared when you sleep, it's going to scare people to death!

"Ling'er, what are you doing?" Mo Fei said angrily.

"Brother Fei, Ling'er originally wanted to come to talk to you for a while. But seeing that you are playing with your mobile phone, Ling'er can't help but want to surprise Brother Mo Fei......"

heard Ling'er's grievance, and her face was full of pitiful expressions. It's helpless, how could I provoke such a little devil, is this a surprise for myself, the fright is almost the same!

However, Mo Fei didn't dare to be angry with Ling'er. In case Ling'er and him cried, made trouble and hanged himself, he would really be at a loss.

Therefore, Mo Fei had no choice but to say helplessly: "Ling'er, can you give you less of Brother Mo Fei and me in the future, my little heart really can't bear this surprise!"

"Hehe, I thought my brother was angry. After that, Ling'er naturally sat next to Mo Fei, and then picked up Mo Fei's mobile phone that he had just put on the bed a little boringly.

"Ling'er, don't look at it!"

Mo Fei hurriedly snatched the phone from Ling'er's hand, and then locked the screen.

"What's the matter, Brother Fei, Ling'er just wants to see your phone, is it necessary to snatch the phone from Ling'er's hand like this?"

Hearing Ling'er's somewhat blamed tone, he couldn't help but feel helpless. He can't say, Ling'er, in fact, I was buying supplies that are not suitable for girls just now, don't care!

"Ling'er, in fact, my phone is virus, and there are always some messy pictures on the screen. Ling'er, it's better not to look at it!"

"Virus, what is that, a terrible disease?"

"Well, this virus is actually ...... It's just ......" Mo Fei just thought about explaining, Ling'er was already quick-eyed, and had already snatched the phone from Mo Fei's hand, and then looked at it.

"Ling'er, don't look at it!"