Chapter 339: The Boss and the Buddy
The old fellow, who was even more shabby than his fellow Parker, was not so lucky, and he slapped the menu on the table with a kick, stepped on the bench, and said angrily: "Old fellow, what are you eating?"
The shopkeeper who just wanted to be handsome suddenly felt a cold murderous intent behind him, followed by the boss's voice scolding at the top of his voice: "Hans, you blind guy, I don't think you want this month's salary, right?! Dirty the stool, deduct the salary, and slap the table, you can look at it! Calculate it, weigh yourself how much you have left this month's salary." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Hans, who had been beaten and scolded again, pursed his lips, and said with a bitter and smiling face: "Boss, don't you see that the table is intact? It is not broken, it is very strong, as for the stool that was stepped on, don't you see that I have wiped it clean again? ”
"Get out, hurry up and give me a job, if you say one more word, you won't want to get all your wages this month, the stinky boy knows the ghost every day, give me more real things, talk less nonsense, talk too much but it will kill people!" Although the middle-aged boss sometimes breaks some tableware and sometimes does something that makes people laugh and cry for this unsightly shopkeeper, he has never deducted this guy's hard-earned money, why? In addition to this guy having a mouth that can speak, he naturally likes it in his heart, and this guy's nagging will not make this door store too deserted, some strangers can also chat with this naturally cheerful guy about some anecdotes on the road, for example, I met an elf yesterday, and by the way killed the head of an orc, Hans always likes to say something inconsequential, if it is a well-dressed guest, this guy will not feel dry for three days and three nights, if it is a slightly shabby guest, then it depends on the temperament of this kid, although people can not be good-looking, but ordinary people are not judged by their appearance, even if they are sophisticated bosses, after all, everyone's first image is very important, but this does not prevent them from sometimes looking away, even if it is a boss, this is inevitable.
Of course, with this guy's mouth, he also pulled more repeat customers to the boss's pocket, maybe he will sell it well, a certain store has a store job that can speak well, that mouth is called a hemp slip, the boss is also good, maybe he can also add to the cake, say some words of praise, that's also very good, do business, that line, which industry is not all a repeat customer, not to mention his small shop, that is the women who sell meat in the imperial capital, isn't it the same? So for Hans's words, the boss is to go in the left ear and out the right ear, as long as the business in the store is good and his pockets are strong, it is enough.
Every time you can chat heartily with strangers, from time to time you still hug the shoulders of the guests and whisper things that you don't tell yourself, but the boss can probably guess nine times out of ten from the obscene smiles of the two, this kid is not young, but people just haven't eaten meat and little chicks, nothing more than whispering which female guest's ass is more rounded, that girl's chest is more magnificent, this guy sees the beauty of the eyes is like a hungry dog seeing a meat bun, I can't wait to swallow the stomach that is called a pleasure, but unfortunately those female guests who come and go are all love to answer, Hans, who is extremely depressed, can't call his cold ass that is not handsome and chic, Lao Tzu is a man with a handle, how can he do such a spineless thing, even if he stands dead, he can't live on his knees, the boss heard this guy's aggressive rhetoric for the first time, and gave a thumbs up to Hans, who was not good-looking, and said: "You guy, enough man, there is a kind!"
Hans also grinned and continued to be busy with his own affairs, there are a few older people in this store, but the boss is really only optimistic about Hans, the mouth of the kung fu is very powerful, but it is not fatal to do things, this kind of person The boss likes it in his heart, after all, this is a store not a nursery, if you can't do it, sooner or later, roll up and get out, I will definitely not keep you.
After all, these bosses are people who have come over, and they all know that young people who don't love those kind and beautiful girls, he just kidnapped a beautiful girl from the same village, and his father was so angry that he directly let the dog chase and bite, but the girl just followed him with all his heart......... Once a rare girl who looks quite delicate agreed to this guy who has a spring all day long, this guy finally got the girl's name, and sneaked into the boss's room at night, with a pitiful look and said boss, can you take less money from the girl, the boss was angry in his heart, and kicked this ghost guy at that time, this talk is still a hippie smile, no shape, I can't wait to find a sharp kitchen knife, this guy chops melons and vegetables, but can't, because it's illegal.
"You guy is really fascinated by ghosts, that's money, money, enough to earn for a few days, do you know the boss why I haven't found a good-looking woman as a daughter-in-law so far, it's not that the boss is ugly, it's not that there is no money, but this world depends on heaven and earth to rely on friends, it's better to rely on the money in your own pocket to be real, the boss sees that you kid is honest and honest, I have a bottom with you, I was also a well-known figure in a radius of a hundred miles, and the appearance is called a handsome person, but the family conditions are not good, and the old man can't look down on me, a poor boy, who can look down on the earthen walls and tile yards at homeShui Ling's daughter-in-law is a desperate heart, regardless of the opposition of the family, to fly away with me, at that time I was hot and agreed, now think about the heart of the call a regret, if not their ignorance, will not hurt her, now the money is a lot, but the person is gone, there is a fart. At this, two lines of tears fell silently on the boss's cheeks.
Hans, who hadn't read much of a book, didn't know what the situation was at all, could it be that charging less money was the heat on Boss Ge? But after thinking about it carefully, he didn't cut it off? Why did he cry and grinned: "Boss, can you have something to say, if you have a fart, it's not a matter for you to do this, people still think it's a bad plot when they see it, can you just tell me what the situation is? I don't read much, don't say some nonsense, just go straight to me." ”
"You stupid!" The boss hurriedly wiped the tears from his face, he only recognized that one daughter-in-law in his life, and said angrily: "Don't find a daughter-in-law in your life, what a stupid person, I'll talk to you, in some cases, the living may really be suffocated by urine." ”
"Impossible, isn't it? boss, you can pee if you want, can't you have kidneys!" Hans grinned.
"Whether you really don't understand or pretend not to understand, it doesn't have much to do with how much you read, good boy, if you pretend to me again, I will deduct your salary and let you drink the northwest wind this month. The boss said.
Hans hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't, boss, boss, I understand, I understand that you are not a person with a story, it is not enough to have a story, you have to have wine, is it a story and wine, the best partner, it seems that we are going to have an all-night drink tonight." ”
The boss squinted his eyes and said: "Have you been coveting my brandy for a long time, knowing that it is a good wine that has been treasured for eighteen years, okay, tonight the boss will get drunk with you, and get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, okay!
Hans hurriedly said a good word, and immediately felt regretful again, and asked if he wanted money, but he didn't expect the boss's greedy and stingy boss to say no for the first time, and the big stone in Hans's heart was finally put down, just don't want money. (To be continued.) )