Chapter 3 Uncle Wang, Lao Zhou, and Daqing
Kimura
Suddenly, there were a few more strong men and old men at the entrance of the village, pointing fingers and talking about something.
"Where did these babies go, dare to be lazy, when I come back, I will slap two and slap them all." After a strong man finished speaking, he took a bite on an unknown foreign fruit, as if he was venting.
Next to him, an old man with crane hair and a childish face was holding a homemade small wooden knife and carefully caring for his beard, but from time to time he took a knife to remove his nostrils and destroyed the image of the fairy wind bone, but he was completely immersed in his own world and was not listening to the strong man at all.
The few big men and the old man around didn't seem to think about the meaning of his words, and chatted to themselves.
The strong man was bored and twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Knock, knock"
At this time, a large lizard walked beside Dahan, and unlike the lizard, this guy was about seven feet tall, which was basically the same height as Dahan. The head and tail are about ten feet long, a big head has a pair of big eyes, it looks cute, the eyes are purring around and obviously have not low wisdom, the front paws are raised, the thick hind legs stand on the ground, and the walk is vigorous and powerful.
At this moment, he kept arching his head at the big man, babbling a little milky while arching his mouth, and his front paws were constantly waving in the air, looking very angry. I don't know if I feel sorry for the strange fruit that was bitten off by the big man, or if I am accusing the big man of being too ashamed of his arithmetic.
"Smack!"
"Daqing hurry up and throw a few more, I'll sprinkle it under the dragon wood fruit tree, grow fast, hehehe!"
I saw that the big man hugged the big lizard's neck, and slapped the big lizard on the head very affectionately, and forcibly changed the topic without a level, and snorted.
The big lizard's big eyes looked at him with disgust, obviously understanding what the big man was saying, his head shook vigorously, and he looked ten thousand reluctant.
The big man smiled proudly, obviously admiring his cleverness and successfully changing the topic. Suddenly, he felt that his eyes were darkened, and the big man was full of excitement, and he felt that something wet and soft passed through his whole face from the bottom up, and then it was wet and unspeakably uncomfortable.
"Ah, Daqing, you bastard licked my face with saliva! Lao Tzu wants to cook a dragon whip at night!!" The big man wiped his face, found a face of saliva, and immediately went violently.
This sound was really loud, and it scared the hands of the old man who was taking care of his beard on the side...... His beard was cut off with a small wooden knife.
"Daqing, Wang Bo......"
I saw that the old man's face turned blue, trembling and tremblingly picked up a small piece of beard in his hand, after looking at it, he looked like he was about to faint, and after squeezing out these four words from his mouth, his face turned from blue to green, and he was obviously crazy
"My old man's life, oh god, Wang Bo! I won't call Zhou Chongyan if I don't swell your old face today......!"
Zhou Lao was calm!! so frightened that several villagers next to him hurriedly rushed up to hold Zhou Lao up. Several other old men stopped the big man Wang Bo who was running away, and the movements were incredibly fast, and the crowd was divided into two piles, one pulling the strong man Wang Bo, and holding Zhou Lao, who was still in a flying posture.
The two of them were taken away with great difficulty, and the rest wiped their cold sweat......
This is too worry-free.
At this time, everyone wanted to start the figurine.
In the blink of an eye, I saw the big lizard called Daqing......
No, it should be called Mini Long Daqing, who has already trotted out of the village at this time, and the back is indescribably proud......
"Brother Chen, I seem to hear my dad calling, it's scary. He didn't think we were sneaking out to play, you came to us!"
Wang Man asked as he ran.
There was a faint roar in the sky, and this leather boy's ears were also bright, but he turned his head and asked Su Chen. What's even more peculiar is that Su Chen answered in one bite.
"It's none of your business, he's looking for trouble with Daqing, keep running. Su Chen finished speaking slowly, but there was a smile in the corner of his eyes.
"Brother Xiaochen, you are so powerful, what. I know everything!" Xiaolong Ke also spoke, but after all, a little girl was a little tired from running all the way down the mountain.
"Yes, Brother Chen'er may be more powerful than Wang Bo and Zhou Lao. ”
"Mosquito, you said this in front of the two of them, that picture must be very exciting!" That Ye Guo also coaxed excitedly at this time.
The children around pouted, Uncle Wang and Zhou Lao were the best people in the village, in the impression, these two old people often bragged in front of children, boasted of their heroes every day, shouted who was the most powerful, and boasted that they wanted to bring the emperor of Daxi to wash the night pot and so on......
Although the children have no idea what the emperor is. But it's been five or six years since I can remember, and the bull they've bragged about has never been fulfilled.
The children directly labeled these two elders as braggart kings, dead face lovers and other negative labels, but in addition to these, the two of them have one thing in common - whoever sweeps their face, they sweep their little ass.
Li Wen shrank his head and stopped talking.
Su Chen was also happy, looking at this group of leather children......
Without saying a word all the way, the children ran to the mountainside and turned back to the village, but they were stunned by the scene in front of them.
Have you ever seen a man tied to an iron bed with his hands and feet outstretched? Can you imagine a large lizard tied between two wooden pillars with its four paws outstretched?
I saw Uncle Wang and Zhou Lao Tie standing in front of Daqing with blue faces, both of them with the expression of eating cow mosquitoes.
Daqing's weight was tied to a wooden pillar with a hemp rope, and it was still sturdy.
The children couldn't imagine so much, Daqing's misty eyes suddenly sprouted them, and the children became angry at once.
Now Uncle Wang and Old Zhou are miserable, what are you afraid of, this group of little ancestors rushed up, and in less than a stick of incense, Uncle Wang's face was already soaked, as for Old Zhou......
Ke'er hurriedly got off Old Zhou's body and left a string of beards for his old man to pass the time, otherwise he would have nothing to do. Su Chen coughed and said with a headache.
I saw the little girl jumping down from Zhou Lao angrily, and waved her little fist to signal, and then looked at Daqing, who had been "released" and was still teary-eyed.
Daqing arched his body very low, and Xiao Ke'er hugged its head and began to cry with it. The rest of the children gathered around and wept.
"Woo~"
"Babble~babble~"
Looking at Da Qing's two front paws quietly stretched out, Uncle Wang and Old Zhou's faces turned even greener. Even Su Chen, who had always been calm, wiped a cold sweat. That's clearly two "Vs".