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A wedding banquet was held vigorously, Hai Zi and Ling Xue'er responded to everyone's blessings with a smile, but now they were not ready to hold the final ceremony of entering the cave room, because Hai Zi and Ling Xue'er knew that now was not the time for them to fall in love. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info天橁novel.23txt.The Demon Venerable is about to invade the entire human world in half a month is the top priority at present, and the Blood Flame Monk also knows that Hai Zi has nothing else to care about at this time, so he and the Master of Bitterness handed over the fourth piece of friendship puzzle Tianquan Wenqu to Hai Zi with an eager look, Hai Zi lifted the fourth part of the seal on his body and when they were about to part, the Blood Flame Monk told Hai Zi a secret, and the nine pieces of friendship puzzle had a lot to do with the legendary Delta T. who was about to die.

Haizi thought that he might be able to meet this legendary Delta T in the future, and then thought that this Delta T is known as the time variable of the universe, and he is the only person who can restrain the last Heavenly Demon, Hai Zi doesn't know if Delta T will appear when he and others deal with the Demon Venerable, that is, the Devil Satan, but Hai Zi has always had a feeling that when they face the Heavenly Demon who has descended into the world, Delta T will definitely appear at the right time, and Hai Zi feels that with Delta T to deal with the invincible Heavenly Demon, it will be much easier。

Now Haizi took all the beauties around him to the Tianlei Mountain, which has the fifth fastest friendship puzzle Yuheng Lianzhen, and this time the journey has to go dozens of miles of mountain roads, so Ling Xue'er and other beauties began to talk about jokes again, I don't know why Yang Hua'er always likes to be the first to tell jokes to everyone, at this time she teased her own strength, and then opened her mouth to tell everyone.

Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister in the Tiger Kingdom, each with their own special abilities. The elder brother has a pair of clairvoyance, which can see small things in the distance, and the younger sister has a pair of ears, which can hear extremely small sounds

They grew up together................. Happy together and sad together...............

In their spare time, they would always run to the hills of the back mountains, and the elder brother would look out at a distant country thousands of miles away, and tell his sister all kinds of strange things there.

The younger sister listened to the message from the breeze and sang to her brother the angelic song from the distant church.

Perhaps because they had been together for a long time, they fell in love with each other. Although they know that this love is not allowed, they just can't control themselves. They threw off all shackles and began to enjoy love desperately.

However, paper can't contain the fire after all, and the relationship between the two is revealed. The father was thunderous, the mother washed her face with tears, and the neighbors pointed fingers at the two, and the two tried desperately to prove their innocent feelings for each other. However, due to the shackles of moral concepts, the two were not allowed after all, and there was no way out...........

In order to prove their unswerving love for each other, the elder brother blinded his own eyes, and the younger sister deafed his ears, not why, but because they thought that since they could not be blessed by everyone, what was the use of having this ability?

Anyway, the two of them are a couple that can't get happiness. A long, long time later, a musician heard this poignant and touching love story and was deeply moved.

With mixed feelings, he composed a touching piece of music that I heard by chance, and I couldn't help but feel sad.

It's a pity that I don't have a CD of it, and I can't let everyone hear its beautiful melody here, so I can only share with you the part of the lyrics that I remember.

I hope you can also feel the emotion..................

That's what the lyrics say...........

Two tigers, two tigers

Run fast, run fast

One has no eyes and the other has no ears

It's weird, it's weird."

After Yang Hua'er finished telling the joke, everyone wanted to laugh, but in the end they couldn't laugh, everyone who was extremely hard to find the puzzle of friendship was very uncomfortable at this time, but Ling Xue'er was the least likely person to be infected by any emotion after all, and now she walked to Liu Mei'er's side and said, "Sister Liu Mei'er's turn for you?"

Liu Meier smiled and told everyone a very funny joke, the content of this joke is like this: One day, the little white rabbit happily went out and met the big bad wolf

The big bad wolf grabbed the little white rabbit and slapped the little white rabbit twice: I told you not to wear a hat!

The next day, the little white rabbit went out with his hat

I met the big bad wolf again

Papa gave the little white rabbit two slaps: I told you to wear a hat!

So, the little white rabbit was very aggrieved and went to the tiger to complain. The tiger promised to help it

The tiger found the big gray lang: Brother, I approve of you bullying the little white rabbit, but you also have to change the reason

For example, you can ask him to bring you meat, he brings you fat, you say you want to be skinny, he brings skinny, and you say you want fat

You can also ask him to find you a female rabbit, find a slender one, and you say that you want a plump one. Find the plump, and you want the slim one.

The big bad wolf heard it and made sense

These were heard by the little white rabbit outside the window.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out and ran into the big bad wolf again

The big bad wolf said, "Go, find me a piece of meat."

The little white rabbit said: Do you want to be thin or fat

The big bad wolf froze for a moment, and thought, it's good that I still have a trick to deal with you

Then he said, "Go, find me a female rabbit."

The little white rabbit said: Do you want to be slim or plump?

The big bad wolf was in a hurry, grabbed the little white rabbit, snapped, and slapped twice

I told you to wear no hat!

After listening to Liu Meier's joke, everyone immediately laughed out loud, and the sad mood just now because of the joke told by Yang Hua'er also disappeared in that moment, at this time, Ling Xue'er walked to Ba Qiudie's side again, sister, it's your turn?

Ba Qiudie began to tell everyone the following joke: Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend called early and said that she would come to my house in the evening to congratulate me on my birthday, and she would surprise me! After hearing this good news! I was working hard today, and I ran more than a dozen customers at once! I returned to the company. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and when I went to the cafeteria, there was only a pitiful dish and a soup left, fried meat and three beans (fried soybeans, green beans, and peas) and radish soup. I had no choice, I ran for a morning of customers, and my stomach was already growling, so I had to ask for a large plate of meat fried three beans and a big pot of radish soup, and ate it! I didn't expect that before I got off work, my stomach was like the motive of an off-road jeep-- and began a violent piston movement! In an instant, a stream of gas rushed out of my body! I hurriedly rushed to a place where there was no one, and my stomach was still embarrassed to chant softly at first, but it immediately turned into a cannon-like pop! My stomach was so swollen! At this moment, my girlfriend called and said that she had arrived home and told me to hurry home. Alas, I had no choice but to go home, hoping she wouldn't see me in such a mess......

On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. I'm almost home, my stomach feels a lot better, and I don't think there will be any more problems. I saw my girlfriend waiting for me by the door from afar, and she looked a little excited. She cried out, "Tonight, my dear, I have prepared for you a very wonderful gift that will surely surprise you. ”

Before I could enter the door, my girlfriend blindfolded me tightly with a cloth, saying that she wanted to surprise me, and led me to a chair in front of the table, and told me not to peek. Suddenly, I felt like farting again. Just then, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. It saved my life! I made excuses and told her to go to another room to answer the phone! She told me not to remove the blindfold and swear! Then I went to another room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I seized the moment and moved all my weight to one leg and let out the fart. Not only was the fart loud, but it smelled like the stench of a rancid egg. I could barely breathe, so I felt the cushion of the chair and fanned it all around, trying to fan away the foul smell.

Just as I was feeling better, another fart came again. I lifted my leg up again and started to put it down! It sounded like a diesel engine spinning fast, and this time it smelled even worse. In order not to suffocate myself, I fanned the chair cushion with my arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.

Just when everything was about to return to normal, another fart rushed in. So I stood up, bent down, and pouted my ass back and up! This fart was truly top-notch, and even the newspaper behind it was blown into the ground..........

I listened intently to the sound of my girlfriend talking in the other room, because I had to keep my promise not to peep, I didn't dare to open the blindfold, so I could only keep farting in the dark, in order to get all the gas out of my stomach as soon as possible, and not make the room smelly! I unbuckled my belt, faded my panties and trousers below my lower abdomen, exposed my ass, and groped to open the door to the balcony behind me, almost stretching my whole ass out to the balcony, and began to fart wildly...... After that, I danced and fanned the room with my chair cushions, praying that the stench would soon clear...... And so, for the next ten minutes, I kept farting and fanning the chair cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach were much better!

As she approached, I had a satisfied smile on my face and a warm look. My girlfriend first apologized to me for calling her for so long, and then asked me if I had secretly lifted the cloth. After I assured her that I hadn't peeked, my girlfriend removed the cloth from my eyes and said to me, "Surprise! My girlfriend asked me to take them to see you today, and they said that you are very personable and handsome in the photo! You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters in my unit, and the six people standing on the balcony are my best friends when I was in school!"

At this moment, I was shocked and frightened to see a large group of girls sitting around the table across from me, and another group standing on the balcony behind me, all of whom had come to this birthday party that had surprised me so much. Now, each of them looked at me with an indescribable expression on their faces, like a Martian..................

When Ba Qiudie finished telling the joke, the whole team burst into laughter, and Ling Xue'er was so laughing that she leaned forward and could barely take a step, so when she walked to Ye Xian'er's side, Ye Xian'er began to tell everyone the joke very interestingly.

Ye Xian'er said that the joke she was going to tell was the funniest joke in the world! She said that one day, Xiao Nan had a very good friend who told Xiao Nan a joke and made Xiao Nan laugh, and later went to the hospital because her stomach hurt too much. Before operating on Xiao Nan, the doctor asked Xiao Nan why he was laughing like this, and Xiao Nan told him the joke. Unexpectedly, he couldn't stop laughing when he heard it, and finally spit out a lot of foam, and the rescue was ineffective, and he died. Xiao Nan really didn't think about it, but it happened. A lot of times it's like this, the things we don't want to give birth to are always born, and the things we look forward to every day are not born. But once we are born, we still have to bear the consequences, really, it turns out that people are alive, that is, they are unwilling to bear the consequences for things they don't want to live, really, it's boring, Xiao Nan wants to die when he thinks of this, how good is it to die? But Xiao Nan can't want to die, at least not temporarily, because the doctor's lover sued Xiao Nan, saying that Xiao Nan was guilty of manslaughter. In a daze, the court was opened. The judge asked the prosecutor to briefly describe the case, which was actually very simple, that is, Xiao Nan told a joke, and the doctor laughed when he heard it, and then died of laughter. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked Xiao Nan to tell the joke, and the jury decided whether the factual elements of manslaughter were met. Although Xiao Nan studied law, Xiao Nan was already a little worried, Xiao Nan was afraid that he would have "consequences" after telling this joke, so Xiao Nan asked to sign a liability exemption contract with all the people in court, a total of about 1oo people, that is, "not responsible" for the effect of telling this joke. The judge adjourned the trial and reopened a day later, announcing that he had accepted Xiao Nan's opinion, and they signed the contract.

After Ye Xian'er's joke was finished, everyone laughed again, and everyone else present looked at Sister Chen Lu on the side, Chen Lu felt that Yang Hua'er, Liu Mei'er, Ba Qiudie and Ye Xian'er had all told everyone a joke, and it was natural for them to tell everyone a story.

So Chen Lu didn't hesitate, so she told everyone a joke: "A priest is playing golf, a nun is watching, the first shot misses, the priest scolds: "TMD, missed it!" and scolded, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" The nun said: "God will punish you for swearing as a priest." As soon as the words fell, I heard a thunderbolt chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: I was the one who scolded the people, why did he kill the nun? At this time, he heard God's voice from the sky: "TMD, I missed too!"

After Chen Lu's joke was finished, Qiu Baidie also told everyone a joke that he had treasured for many years: "Believer: "Almighty God, how long is 10,000 years for you?" God: "I blinked." Believer: "What about 1o billion dollars?" God: "It's just one of my heads." Believer: "Oh, merciful God, then please give me a head." God: "No problem, I'll give it to you after I blink." After Qiu Bailian finished telling the joke, everyone had already finished telling their first joke, and Ling Xue'er knew that she was leaving herself, so she also opened her mouth to tell everyone a joke. Ling Xueer said that she usually likes to watch football, so she told a joke related to football, and the content of this joke is as follows: "The head coaches of the football teams of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup, and God said: South Korea needs 5o years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I can't see it. And God said: Japan needs 1oo years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I can't see it anymore. The Chinese coach hurriedly asked, "What about us?" God cried: I can't see it. As soon as Ling Xue'er's joke was finished, the girls immediately leaned forward and fell back with laughter, and even Haizi, who had been silent beside her, couldn't help but grin for a while.

In this way, Haizi and the eccentric women beside him told jokes that they were good at, and at the same time walked towards the Tianlei Mountain, where the fifth piece of the friendship puzzle was hidden.