Chapter 23: The Consequences of Taking the Wrong Medicine
Zhu Na suddenly became interested when she heard this, and urged impatiently: "What an interesting case, talk about it quickly." ”
"There used to be a male patient looking for me...... Song Qian suddenly realized that he was reborn, and hurriedly changed his words: "Looking for my master to see a doctor, after my master touched his pulse, he said that he had kidney yang deficiency, impotence and premature ejaculation." ”
"Huh?" Zhu Na's face was embarrassed when she heard this, but she couldn't hold back the curiosity in her heart: "And then?" ”
"Impotence and premature ejaculation are unspeakable pain for a man. After struggling for a while, the male patient finally admitted that he had been ill for many years. ”
"And then?"
Song Qian smiled and took a sip of water to himself: "Don't keep urging, listen to me slowly." While prescribing to him, my master chatted with him, telling him to be more restrained in sexual affairs and not to learn from Yuan Datou. ”
Zhu Na sneered when she heard this: "You are talking about Yuan Datou, but Yuan Shikai? ”
"Well, Yuan Datou is majestic, there are a lot of big and small wives, and if you want to make it rain and dew, even a man can't bear it."
"Haha, and then what? What did the man say? ”
The man said that his wife works in the field all the year round, and it is rare to see each other a few times a year, and he has not gone outside to mess with flowers or anything. We thought it was caused by diet, stress, etc., but we didn't expect the other party to say that he also paid attention to this aspect and liked to maintain health every day. ”
"And then?"
He said he suspected a colleague had put estrogen in his water or food.
"Impossible, right?" Zhu Na smiled and said seriously: "Whoever has nothing to do with putting estrogen in other people's food, that is to go to jail." ”
Song Qian smiled and nodded: "Yes, we also thought so at the time, if there is no deep hatred, who would come up with such a bad trick to harm you." But the male patient insisted on his opinion, and insisted that a colleague had done it. My master didn't think it was possible, so I didn't dwell too much with him in this regard. Excluding these factors, we returned to the original point, since my wife was not at home, and she didn't go out to mess with flowers and grass, then the need must be solved, so we thought he was jerking off too much. ”
"Hahaha, you guys have such a lot of imagination, you can imagine this."
Seeing Zhu Na laughing and trembling, Song Qian couldn't help but say, "But do you know what he said?" ”
"I can't guess, say it."
"He said that he had impotence and premature ejaculation for many years, and he had not had this need for a long time."
"Poof, then this man is tragic enough."
"Well, yes. There was no way, going around and around, and we finally locked our eyes on his regimen. ”
Zhu Na frowned slightly when she heard this: "You mean, there is a problem with his health?" ”
"Well, that's right, it's just that there's something wrong with the regimen. A few years ago, in order to boost male virility, this guy followed a friend's advice and bought a medicine for a long time to take, guess what this medicine is? ”
Zhu Na was contemplative when she heard this, and then her eyes lit up, and her face was full of hope: "The medicine you said shouldn't be the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, right?!" ”
Song Qian looked at Zhu Na with admiration, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand and give a big "like": "Well, it's the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, this guy has been eating the Liuwei Dihuang Pill intermittently for five or six years, and as a result, the male masculinity has not been boosted, but has become more and more feminine." ”
"Hahaha, this man is too brainless, he should stop taking the medicine if it doesn't work." After listening to Song Qian's words, Zhu Na leaned back with a smile: "It seems that the Chinese pharmacist really can't eat indiscriminately, and he has to use dialectical medicine." ”
"Well, you can't take medicine indiscriminately. In particular, you can't follow the crowd and harm others and yourself. ”
"What happened to the man?"
Song Qian said patiently: "My master prescribed him the 'Right Gui Pill' plus or minus, and after taking it for three months, his body was much better, and then after taking oral medicine for about half a year, his long-awaited male male style finally returned. Later, his wife quit her job in the field and returned to him from the field. ”
Zhu Na said thoughtfully: "You said that after the man's impotence and premature ejaculation were cured, his wife came back?" ”
"Well, what's wrong?"
"The reason why her wife went to other places should be because he can't do it, right?"
Song Gan glanced at Zhu Na when he heard this, and said angrily: "I can't answer you this question, why don't I go and help you find the contact information, and you can ask his wife?" ”
Zhu Na laughed embarrassedly: "If you want to go, you can make a call to pay a return visit, and by the way, you can knock on the side and inquire about the relevant situation, which is a legitimate thing." And I'm different, if the name is not right, even if you go, others can't take care of you! If you can't say it, you will be beaten up and come back. ”
"It's okay to beat you up, as long as there are no fractures or too big injuries, I can still help you with ordinary minor injuries."
"Go, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, it's not you who dares to feel pain."
......
Since the departure of the Li father and son, no one has entered the Song Qian clinic.
After lunch, Song Qian took a nap on the medical table, and then continued to memorize the soup song, completely ignoring Liu Longsheng's desire to dig into his wall.
At this moment, Liu Longsheng is racking his brains to find information, he wants to write a manuscript according to Song Qian's ideas and ideas, and give a training to the doctors in the hospital.
How can Liu Longsheng's own ability be limited, he is the same as the doctor under him, he is a master who doesn't read much, and he wants to get a manuscript out coldly at this time, and the difficulty is almost comparable to that of Dengtian.
After Liu Longsheng returned to the hospital and reprimanded Doctor Xie, he originally wanted to get the materials that night, but after thinking about it carefully, he still waited until he finished eating the Chinese medicine prescribed to him by Song Gan.
But what Liu Longsheng didn't expect was that after taking a pair of traditional Chinese medicine, the effect was very obvious, and he almost didn't cough much.
This made him overjoyed, and he made up his mind to get a manuscript out, but he hadn't read a book for a long time, and he didn't know which place to throw many books into, and he couldn't find it for a while.
After biting the pen like this and being stunned for a long time, Liu Longsheng finally gave up, so he had to put his idea on Song Qian, and made a phone call.
Seeing Liu Longsheng calling, Song Qian was inevitably a little surprised, and he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the other party's gourd.
After Liu Longsheng was polite with Song Qian, he explained his intentions.
After listening to Liu Longsheng's request, Song Qian was speechless, this kind of thing could still find him, although the other party promised to give him the corresponding reward.
Although he is paid and is short of money now, Song Qian always feels unsteady in his heart, especially the matter of phlegm and cough, which involves too much knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, and it is difficult to explain it clearly for a while, and the audience is all Western doctors.
No matter how well it is written, it is also a piano to the cow.
Therefore, Song Qian didn't want to do such a thankless thing.
But Liu Longsheng did not give up, and turned to the second, hoping that Song Qian could come over in person to give on-site guidance and on-site teaching.
Song Qian thought about it for a while, there were not many patients during this time, and he couldn't delay too much business, so he took some time to go over and have a look, learn from each other, and promised it.
In the afternoon, it was as light as water.
Just as he was about to get off work, there was a sudden rush at the door.
"Doctor Song, Doctor Song, come and show my husband."
Song Qian stood up and glanced at Zhu Na: "Zhu Na, is your voice familiar?" ”
After Zhu Na said "um", she walked out as she spoke: "Let's go, it seems that I am in a hurry to hear the voice." ”
Song Qian didn't dare to delay, walked out quickly, and two familiar voices appeared in his field of vision, which were Guo Dong and his wife Zhou Yuli.
But at this moment, Guo Dong looked very bad, with the support of his wife Zhou Yuli, he was half-squatting, holding his stomach with both hands and screaming "oops, oops", and more importantly, his face looked a little pale, and there were bean-sized sweat droplets on his forehead, which slid down like rain.
It looks like it hurts a lot!
"Damn, what's going on?" Song Qian couldn't help but muttered in his heart, could it be some critical illness? It was the right choice to rush to the hospital.
Just when Song Qian was thinking about various possibilities, Zhou Yuli grabbed his hand: "Doctor Song, come and help me, I really can't help it." ”