Chapter 64: Stealing Wine
At this time, I saw a hand stretched out from below and grabbed the foot of the rabbit god, the rabbit god was startled, and hurriedly looked at it, but saw Yue Lao lying on the ground drunk, grabbing the rabbit god's foot and muttering, "Big ...... Bigfoot ......"
The rabbit said angrily, "Bigfoot? You're a big foot." A burst of alcohol came over, and he hurriedly turned his face away and said, "Oh, it really stinks, it stinks......
Yue Lao muttered, "Stinky? What stinks? No, it's fragrant, it's so fragrant, the wine is fragrant, and the fragrance is ten miles away......."
The rabbit god hurriedly said: "Where is the fragrance, it stinks, it stinks, you, you are an old drunkard, you don't know why you drink so much, come, I'll help you sit over there, don't lie on the ground, what kind of fairy look." As he spoke, he carefully helped Yue Lao up.
The old man muttered, "I don't get up, I don't get up, lie on the ground comfortably, comfortably, hey, rabbit god, where do you help me go, where."
The rabbit said angrily, "Go to the Lingxiao Hall to see the Jade Emperor."
Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Hehe, see the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor, the Rabbit God, you are joking with me again, hehe...... Seeing the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor is good, I invite him to drink, drink ......" drunk and talking.
The rabbit struggled to help Yue Lao to sit in the pavilion in the courtyard, hurriedly flashed to the side, fanned the air and said, "Stink, stink......
After a while, he finally came to his senses and looked at Yue Lao, but saw Yue Lao lying on the table and falling asleep, and actually snored, and said in surprise, "Asleep? Wouldn't it?" Hurriedly walked over, carefully pushed Yue Lao with his orchid finger, and shouted, "Yue Lao, Yue Lao......" But there was no reaction, disappointed, "Alas, it seems that he can only wait for him to wake up." Reluctantly, he took out a handkerchief, wiped the stone bench on the side, and sat down gently......
After a long time, the rabbit god woke up in a daze on the table, looked up at the surroundings, and said to himself, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, why am I asleep, Yue Lao?" It turned out that this was the Moon Old Palace, and I almost forgot about business." Hurriedly stretched out his hand and pushed the old man of the moon, "Old ...... the moon, old
Yue Lao woke up in a daze and said in a daze, "Who? Who called me?" He opened his confused eyes and said in surprise, "Rabbit God? You, why are you here? How long have I been asleep?"
The rabbit said angrily, "How long? Wait until I'm asleep, how long do you say?"
Yue Lao patted his head and said embarrassedly: "It's been so long, I'm really sorry to ask you to wait so long, you look at me, I can't control it when I drink...... Hey, Rabbit God, are you looking for me, what's the matter?"
The rabbit said anxiously, "Of course I'm looking for you...... Of course, there is something very important, is it to come to see you, drunk like a drunken shrimp?"
Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Hehe, rudeness, the friendship between you and me, Rabbit God, if there is anything, as long as I can help Yue Lao, I must ...... Help."
The rabbit god said angrily, "Even if you still have a little conscience, this time, I want to ask you about something."
Yue Lao yawned and smacked his lips, "Well, okay, please speak."
The rabbit god said seriously: "Elder Yue, you also know that some time ago, the Jade Emperor gave me a very important errand."
Yue Lao was puzzled, "But what about going down to help the God of Martial Arts find the True Dragon Orb?"
The rabbit god laughed, "It seems that you have indeed woken up."
Yue Lao smiled and said, "Where is it, Rabbit God, such an important matter, the Jade Emperor sent you to do it, it is really important for the Jade Emperor, I want to congratulate you."
The rabbit god was stunned for a moment, and said angrily, "Congratulations? It's better to avoid it, who doesn't know that this is a troublesome thing that no one wants to do to push this little fairy with no background, okay, don't talk about this, you don't know, I've been annoyed by this matter lately, and I'm almost sleeping."
Yue Lao was surprised, "Oh, so serious? What is it that makes you so upset, Rabbit God?"
The rabbit god sighed and said, "Don't talk about the far ones, just the nearest ones, let me ask you, are you drunk and marrying you."
Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Rabbit God, don't talk nonsense, I never drink when I am on duty, how can I get involved in marriage?"
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The child god wondered, "Isn't it? Then you say, how can the God of Martial Wealth and the Pearl Fairy, the Purple Fairy, and the Green Girl all have red threads, you say, what are you not messing with?"
Elder Yue was surprised, "Really? Wait, I'll count, count......" he said, pinching his fingers.
The rabbit god hurriedly said, "How's it going?"
Yue Lao calculated, and said dumbly: "So what you said is this, I thought it was a big deal, and it scared me."
The rabbit said urgently, "It's not a big deal to pull the red line indiscriminately?"
Yue Lao smiled: "Hehe, it's true that they have a red line, but my Yue Lao is not messing around."
The rabbit god was surprised, "You, you said you were not wrong, really?"
Yue Lao smiled, "That's true."
The rabbit said urgently, "But ......."
Yue Lao smiled and said, "Rabbit God, don't forget, they are not immortals now, just ordinary mortals in the mortal world, why do you care about this?"
The rabbit god was surprised, "Mortal? But, this ...... It's too messy, isn't it?"
Yue Lao shook his head and said, "Cause and effect, in the dark, there is a providence, this marriage is destined in the previous life, the will of heaven."
The rabbit god was surprised, "Providence? Yue Lao, what the hell is going on? Tell me why this marriage line ......."
Yue Lao said solemnly: "Rabbit God, why have you forgotten the rules, this is a heavenly machine, and a heavenly machine cannot be leaked, how can you casually say it to outsiders, if you let the Jade Emperor know, then you will blame me Yue Lao."
The rabbit god was surprised, "Outsiders? My rabbit god is an outsider?"
Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Hehe, of course you are not an outsider, you are at most half an outsider, half an insider, ah no, half an acquaintance."
The rabbit said angrily, "You really don't want to say it?"
Yue Lao said: "I can't say, it's really a rabbit god, I really can't say it."
The rabbit said angrily: "Okay, you are old, you sold you with me, are you not afraid that I will poke out you for stealing the queen mother's Yaochi wine?"
Yue Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Rabbit God, don't forget, you also have a share."
The rabbit said angrily, "I...... I...... Aren't you all at your disposal?"
Yue Lao smiled and said, "Rabbit God, please be restless, don't be impatient, I can remind you, if this thing breaks out, who instructs whom, it doesn't matter so much."
The rabbit said urgently, "You...... You ......" so angry that you couldn't speak.
Yue Lao looked at the rabbit god and said softly: "Okay, don't be angry, since you are half an acquaintance of my Yue Lao, then I will tell you a little bit, sometimes, what about this heavenly opportunity, that's it."
The rabbit god was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Okay, you can say it quickly, say it quickly......
Yue Lao groaned, "Actually, this marriage line is said to be destined, and it is half true and half false."
The rabbit god was surprised, "Half true and half false? Why is that?"
Yue Lao said: "This is because of this providence, there are also variables, just like the red line between Gao Tianbao, the reincarnation of the God of Martial Wealth, and Wu Meiren, the reincarnation of the purple-clothed fairy, and the reincarnation of the fox demon Bai Aixue, that is the fixed number, they are born with a red thread, and in this life, whether it is an enemy, a noble or a lowly, a foreign land, life and death, and other calamities and torments, they will eventually be resolved one by one and achieve marriage."
The rabbit god wondered, "Then why do they have this fate? In their previous lives, they were obviously immortals!"
Yue Lao smiled: "Well, this is a heavenly machine, and the heavenly machine must not be revealed."
The rabbit god hurriedly said, "Then, what about the young girl? Could it be that hers is variable? Why is her red line different from that of the purple-clothed fairy and the pearl fairy, flashing and flashing?"
Yue Lao nodded and said, "Well, it's because it's a variable, so it's different, flashing and flashing."
The rabbit said anxiously, "Old Yue, please make it clear, I don't understand."
Yue Lao nodded and said, "Oh, then let me make it clear, in fact, the red line of variables is obviously not born at birth.
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It is through personal hard work and cultivation, and if you don't hear it well, you are stupid, and if you are stupid to a certain extent, Providence will have mercy on her, and then give her a chance, but this opportunity is uncertain, and if you don't take care of it well, it will be withdrawn, which is why it will flash and flash."
The rabbit god was surprised: "So that's the case, alas, the young girl was demoted to a mortal, and she still remembered the god of martial arts and wealth after losing her memory, which is indeed pitiful and pitiful."
Yue Lao stood up and yawned, swallowed his tongue and said: "Her red thread is exactly what she only had when she was demoted to a mortal and fell into the mortal world, okay Rabbit God, I told you the news of this half acquaintance, what about me, I want to go out to find a drink to drink, I will not accompany you, see you later, see you later." As he spoke, he let go of his steps and staggered outside.
The rabbit god looked at the back of the old man and said angrily, "This stubborn old man, I can't imagine that my mouth is so tight, do I really want to go home empty-handed?"
Heavenly Garden, outside the wine cellar of the Jiuxianfu.
With a "squeak", a fairy boy held the wine jug, pushed the door out of the wine cellar, turned around and closed the door, looked around, and hurried out of the courtyard.
At this time, I saw the rabbit god holding a wine gourd from the side, looked around, walked to the door of the wine cellar, gently pushed the door open and dodged in.
The rabbit god leaned against the door, clutched his chest and said, "This month, the old saying is only half spoken, and it will kill people in a hurry, but as long as I get the aged osmanthus brewed by the wine fairy, I am not afraid that you will not tell me." Covering his mouth and smiling proudly, he walked over to the large jar of wine jars neatly arranged in the house.
The rabbit god looked around and wondered: "Hey, why didn't I write the name, then how can I find the osmanthus brew, ah, I'm so confused, I forgot that the wine fairy said, in order to prevent someone from stealing the wine, so I deliberately didn't write the name, but how difficult is it to get this nose of my rabbit god, I just need to smell it to know which jar is made of osmanthus flowers, without further ado, do it." As he spoke, he opened the jar one by one and smelled the wine inside, "Well, this one is too strong, isn't it......
"This one is too light, and it's not ......."
"It's not strong enough, it's not ......."
After a while, the rabbit god opened the one in the corner and sniffed it, was intoxicated for a while, and said in surprise: "It's so fragrant, it's just you, it's fragrant and pure, and he is drunk before he drinks it, he will definitely like it very much." Stretched out his hand and put it to his lips to taste it, nodded and said, "Not bad, good wine." Hurriedly picked up the wine drain and put it into the gourd.
After a while, he shook the wine gourd and said, "Well, it should be enough for the old man to drink a pot, I have to flash quickly." Busy plugging the plug.
At this time, suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside, and the rabbit was startled and hurriedly said, "Oh no, someone is coming." After looking around, he hurriedly hid in the corner of the jar, but in a hurry, he forgot to cover the wine vat.
When the rabbit god came back to his senses, he was shocked when he saw that the wine vat was not properly covered, and hurriedly said, "Oops!" I was about to run over, but I saw the door squeak open, and the fairy boy walked in with a wine bottle.
The rabbit god was startled, hurriedly retreated, held his breath, was nervous, and said hurriedly: "It's over, my rabbit god I will be ruined, ruined ......" The atmosphere did not dare to come out.
The fairy boy went straight to the wine jar where the rabbit stole the wine, and when he saw the wine vat open, he was stunned and wondered, "Hey, why did the lid open?"
The fairy boy looked around and wondered, "Is there someone who has come to steal the wine?" Walk forward and look for it.
The rabbit god heard the footsteps approaching, and hurriedly said, "Don't come, don't come, please, don't come......
At this time, I saw someone outside shouting, "Okay, the guests are waiting."
The fairy boy replied, "Well, it's going to be right away...... Could it be that when I came out just now, I was in too much of a hurry and forgot to cover the lid?" Turn around, pick up the drain and fill the wine, close the lid and go out and close the door.
When the rabbit god saw the fairy boy go out, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Hey, it's really scared to death the baby." Hurriedly hid the wine gourd in his clothes, walked to the door, looked out through the crack in the door, saw that there was no one around, gently opened the door, dodged out, covered the door, and secretly fled from the side.
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