Chapter 21, if Guanyin has a headache, Tang Sanzang wants to control demons with demons!
"I don't want to!" Tang Sanzang said.
The fat monk put the chicken leg in his mouth and ate it with relish.
Tang Sanzang said: "Master, it's not right for you to do this!" It's against the rules! ”
The fat monk said while eating: "I don't have chicken legs in my heart, it doesn't matter if I eat them, you have chicken legs in your heart, so naturally you can't eat them!" ”
Just as he was about to continue eating, a vendor behind him jumped out and said, "Give money!" ”
The fat monk shook his head twice and said, "No money!" ”
"I don't have any money and I dare to eat my chicken! Dare to eat my chicken without money! "The vendor picks up the stick and beats it.
The fat monk ran away, and Tang Sanzang followed behind, running farther and farther.
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"Holy! This monk is too shameless! Is it still heartfelt to eat a chicken leg? ”
"Why do I think he has a point!"
"Hehe~ Isn't that what the Buddha is? Otherwise, why is there the word "lotus"? ”
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All beings in all worlds complained one after another.
It's really that fat monk is too shameless, and he stands up and stands.
At first glance, these words do contain Buddhist principles, but in fact, when they are put on ordinary people, they are just making excuses for themselves.
On the contrary, some Buddhists have a good excuse to break their vows.
"Senior brother! Why do you steal meat? ”
"The Buddha has it in his heart, and wine and meat have passed through the intestines! Senior brother, you're in love! ”
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"Master, you—actually go to the kiln!"
"Amitabha! The so-called Buddha keeps in his heart, and his desires are empty, donor, you are in the picture! ”
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"Presiding, you-"
"Amitabha, there is a Buddha in the heart, and everything is empty! Brothers, you're waiting for you! ”
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When such reasons come out, not to mention, not only did he not become a monk that everyone shouted and beaten, but he had a feeling of breaking through the confusion and understanding the Buddha's principles.
It can only be said that it is extremely strange!
However, in many Three Realms, the Buddha Gate was greatly shaken.
"You can't be confused by this person! Of course, there is such a saying in the world, but it is also easy to lose the Buddha's mind and become the sin of Shura hell! ”
The Nyorai of each plane warned the monks below to avoid the influence.
Only a few Buddhas, such as the Buddha of Joy, had a light in their eyes and took this as a mantra.
Journey to the West, Da Lei Yin Temple.
Guanyin looked at the fat monk and always felt that something was wrong.
Rulai saw his thoughts and said, "Do you think this monk's behavior is somewhat similar to your style?" ”
Guanyin's face sank.
This damn Pangu, why is he always against him?
"The World's Honored One is serious! How can the monk's behavior and unscrupulousness be similar to me? ”
Anyway, I can't admit it.
Rulai nodded, and didn't say anything.
It's not good for anyone to say it, it will only make others see the joke.
The Bone Tribulation has not yet been dealt with, but fortunately, there is still some time.
Originally, the white bone spirit should not have appeared in that position, but it did.
"After watching the video, the Bull Demon King was very angry, so he went to Cuiyun Mountain to find the Iron Fan Princess, and it happened that Nezha and the immortals in the heavenly court watched the video, and felt that the Bull Demon King was very excessive, and wanted to be angry and bang for the Zixia Fairy, and coincidentally, they met outside Cuiyun Mountain!" If you think of the report of the people below.
He can calculate cause and effect, but he can't trace back the specific process, because it involves Wanjie Video Network itself.
That's not something his power can do.
It had been confirmed when it appeared on their wrists.
Nezha and the others inadvertently chased the Bull Demon King there and met Sun Wukong. When the Bull Demon King saw Sun Wukong, he fought! Later, Nezha and others also joined the battlefield! And the red boy felt that the video insulted him, so he rushed over from the Huoyun Cave! ”
The white bone spirit inadvertently noticed the Nezha immortals passing by, and quietly followed in curiosity! That's what makes such a picture! ”
It's really-
Rulai sighed secretly, and planned to talk to the Jade Emperor after watching this video.
The Bull Demon King, the Iron Fan Princess, the Red Child and other demons have returned to their places.
Now the more important link is missing.
It's the Bone Disaster!
Buddhism got the corpse of the white bone spirit, but it lacked the most important soul, and when he saw the Jade Emperor, he inevitably had to produce some blood1
As for why not go now?
Don't dare!
If there is any plot in this video that affects Buddhism, and he is not in Lingshan, isn't it the best time to deal with it?
He had never felt such a headache since he became a god!
It's just that there is no way to take the other party!
Guanyin also had the same thought.
The two glanced at each other, their eyes full of sympathy!
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On the official road, the three of Sun Wukong all looked at Tang Seng.
"What do you want me to do? Is there something wrong with my face? Tang Seng said.
Zhu Bajie said: "Master! Don't pretend! How is Miss Duan in the video? ”
Zhu Bajie likes things like gossip the most.
Tang Seng stiffened his face and reprimanded: "Hugh wants to talk nonsense!" That's not a master at all! It's just the same name! ”
The three of Sun Wukong nodded hurriedly.
"Yes! It's the same name! Homonymous! ”
When the three of them walked aside, Tang Seng showed a look of doubt in his eyes.
That fat monk can say such words that are well versed in Buddhism, it is definitely not an ordinary monk!
Is that you? Guanyin Master!
When he was still in the Tang Dynasty, Guanyin was incarnated as an ordinary person and studied him.
That feeling is so similar to the one in the video!
On the side, Sun Wukong also looked hesitant.
There are too many shadows of Buddhism behind Tang Seng.
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"Master! Tell me, how can I stop the pig demon! In the video, Tang Seng and the fat monk finally escaped the pursuit of the vendors, panting heavily.
The fat monk said: "Please!" ”
"Someone, please?"
"Or rather, please demon!" The fat monk corrected and said that Tang Seng had just met the pig demon pig Gangguan not long ago.
This time, Tang Sanzang came to find him, just to get a solution to the pig demon from him.
"Demon please? What about us! It's to get rid of the demon, please be talented! How can you please a demon? ”
"Fight demons with demons! It's king! The fat monk smiled, a smile on his face.
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"Fight demons with demons! Fang is king! ”
All the heavens and all the worlds, all the monkeys whispered these words on their lips.
"Hehe~Haha~ Fight demons with demons! It turns out that this is their means! The demon world respects my Buddha, and the Buddha seeks me to exorcise demons! What a search for me to exorcism! Under the lotus hole, Sun Wukong rolled on the ground and laughed wildly, the whip still kept hitting his body, and blood marks appeared and repaired.
Here, if he does not respect the Buddha, he will be whipped.
If you don't respect one day, you will be scourged for one day!
If you don't respect it for a year, you will be whipped for a year!
He couldn't remember how long he had been whipped, but he knew that if he hadn't seen the video, he wouldn't have been whipped!
Sun Wukong smiled hideously.
In the video, those two faces seem to be smiling at him.
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In the heavens and worlds, no one has a stronger sense of substitution than him!
Because, in the video, the demon that Tang Sanzang and the fat monk said was himself!