Chapter Ninety-Five: Three Demons
"A few of you come here, when you get to the Sanqing Palace, you only need to be like this......"
After Xuanzang finished explaining, he asked the three of them to prepare.
Che Chi Guo Imperial Palace.
The three national teachers and the emperor were drinking and having fun, and since the three national teachers came, Che Chiguo had become more comfortable.
The king naturally relied on these three Taoists very much, and whenever he had the opportunity, he held a banquet and invited the three of them to drink in the palace.
It was very late that the three Taoists returned to the dojo next to the newly built Sanqing Palace, and before they entered the door, they felt a gust of divine wind blowing.
Huli Daxian was surprised, "That gust of wind just now is extraordinary!"
"Yes, Poor Dao also thinks that gust of wind is a little strange!"
I was about to go back to my room to meditate and practice, when I suddenly heard a message from Dao Tong, and there was some strange movement in the Sanqing Palace.
The three of them hurriedly came to the Sanqing Palace, and as soon as they opened the door of the hall, they found that there were suddenly a lot of sundries under the altar where the statue of Sanqing was enshrined.
When I looked up, I saw that there were some grape skins, banana peels, some half-eaten fruits, chicken bones, etc., and they were thrown to the ground.
Huli Daxian's eyes widened, and he pointed to the empty plate and asked, "Who ate the tribute?"
The three of them looked at each other, and Lu Li Daxian rubbed his eyes vigorously.
"What's going on? The Sanqing Hall is heavily guarded, it's impossible for anyone to come here to steal the tribute!" Yang Li Daxian analyzed with a goatee.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie's stomach was because he had eaten too much, and the change technique was not maintained all of a sudden, and it bulged out.
Sun Wukong hurriedly reminded him that Zhu Bajie slapped his belly hard, and this was the only way to restore his original appearance.
The movement of patting the belly was not small, causing Huli Daxian to exclaim: "Who is it?"
When he peeked over, he found that Zhu Bajie had just pinched the trick, and his face couldn't help but be stunned, and then he was instantly overjoyed.
Raised his hands above his head and bowed respectfully: "Grandpa Sanqing, ah! It's Grandpa Sanqing who has appeared!"
Seeing this, the other two also bowed down, and Luli Daxian secretly whispered: "Brother Dao, I think it was our pious will that moved Grandpa Sanqing, Tianzun felt it, and came down to enjoy our incense offerings, why don't we take this opportunity to ask Tianzun for some holy water golden pills, so that we can live forever!"
When the two of them heard this, their faces showed a look of emotion, and Huli Daxian said: "Yes, yes, yes, without further ado, come, let's speak together!"
After discussing, the three of them said in unison: "Grandpa Sanqing is above, please pity the little immortal for the difficult cultivation and give some Jindan holy water!"
Sun Wukong smiled secretly, as the master said, these three monsters actually asked for Jindan Holy Water.
Xiong Likui's face also showed the meaning of narrowness, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
"Grandpa Sanqing, please be merciful!" The three Taoist priests bowed down and bowed three times and bowed nine times, with an extremely sincere attitude.
"Younger generation Xiaoxian, and worship and wish, we have come up from the Pan Tao Conference, we have not brought Jindan, only holy water, if you want to ask for holy water, go and get the thank you utensils!"
The three of them looked overjoyed, and bowed to the ground again: "Thank you Grandpa Sanqing!"
After getting up, he went to the side hall to rummage for a while, and rushed to bring jars, sand bowls, and vases, and respectfully placed them on the altar.
"Get out of the temple and close the temple door!"
"Yes. ”
The three of them bowed and retreated.
Sun Wukong beckoned again at this time, "Come back!"
Hearing this, the three Taoist priests immediately turned around and made a deferential look.
"Remember, don't divulge the secret of heaven!"
"Obey the decree of the Heavenly Venerable!"
The three of them retreated out of the temple gate again, and gently closed the temple door.
As soon as the three of them left, Sun Wukong set up an isolation formation, divided the utensils, and smiled.
"Likui, Bajie, hurry up, come to brew!"
One grabbed a utensil and urinated a lot.
Although Huli Daxian and the others were anxious outside the palace gate, they didn't dare to peek at will, just because of Sun Wukong's sentence 'Heavenly Secret cannot be revealed'.
After a while, a voice came from the hall, "Junior immortals, come and eat holy water!"
The three of them excitedly pushed the door in, saw several pots of liquid slowly on the table, and competed with each other, all wanting the vase with the largest capacity.
In the end, it was Huli Daxian as the elder brother, who was quite majestic, and snatched the pig urine of the whole vase.
Regardless of how the other two divided, they raised their heads and poured them into their mouths.
Why is it so sour?
As soon as the 'holy water' entered the mouth, Huli Daxian frowned, but when he thought that this was the holy water sent by Tianzun, it must be extraordinary.
Holding back the discomfort in his throat, he pinched his nose and gulped down the cow.
"Knock ......"
This scene made Zhu Bajie stupid!
Yang Li Daxian and Lu Li Daxian were not to be outdone, they raised their necks and swallowed them, and the eyes of the two of them were a little hot with the strange smell.
"This holy water is also strange, it is actually warm!"
Yang Li Daxian sent a message to the other two.
"Big brother, has there been any change in your cultivation after drinking?" Luli Daxian asked as he spoke.
Huli Daxian's face was a little strange, and he had some doubts in his heart, but he drank all the 'holy water' in that big vase, and it was not good to say that this holy water was not good.
"Hmm...... I guess it will take a while for this holy water to take effect!"
At this moment, Yang Li Daxian's voice was choked by the stench, and he coughed violently.
"Ahem, cough, what's the smell of this 'holy water', vomit ......"
After saying that, he ran to the side and retched.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore and laughed.
"Hahaha, you three stupid monsters actually drank your grandfather's urine, it's really laughing to death!"
Several people turned into their original forms, sat on the altar and trembled with laughter, leaning forward and closing back.
"Ahhh
The three of Sun Wukong laughed, their figures flashed, and they performed the method of shifting, and left the Sanqing Hall directly.
"Ah!! where did the hairy-faced monk come from to tease our three brothers like this, I really don't know whether to live or die......!" Huli Daxian was very angry, and suddenly remembered that he had drunk a stomach of urine before, and couldn't help but feel nauseous, and lowered his head and vomited.
Luli Daxian held on to the pillar and vomited, and there was anger in his eyes that could not be extinguished even if the water of the three rivers and five lakes was poured out.
"I will tell the king tomorrow, and our three brothers will also go to find out, where did the stinky monk come from!"
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Sun Wukong and the three of them laughed and returned to Zhiyuan Temple, telling Xuanzang in detail what happened before, and several people were flushed with laughter in the RV.
In the end, Sun Wukong gave Xuanzang a thumbs up, "Master, you are so ......"
"Let's talk about it when you've got it figured!"
Xuanzang reminded with a smile.
Sun Wukong looked stunned, and immediately came to his senses, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "You are so resourceful!"
"Hehe, I'll go to the Chechi Kingdom Palace tomorrow, and there are more interesting things!"