Chapter 382: Laughing after the catastrophe

In the afternoon, the capital Luoyang Shilixiang.

Longji, Aixue, Sister Xiu, Qingnu, Lux, and Xiaoyu sent everyone away and walked back to the lobby.

Lux thumped his waist and sighed: "Hey, it's finally over, I'm really tired today, my bones are about to fall apart." ”

Aixue helped Longji walk back, and said dissatisfiedly: "Lux, why can't you endure any hardship." ”

Lux said urgently: "Who said I can't endure hardship?" Didn't you see me dancing for so long this morning and shouting for so long? My throat was smoking. ”

Ai Xue smiled: "Okay, I know that you have suffered a lot." ”

Lux said proudly: "It's pretty much the same." "Sit down at the table and pound your legs.

Aixue Fulongji sat down at the table and said, "I'll help you rub it." As he spoke, he rubbed Longji's shoulders.

Seeing that Longji was tired, Aixue wondered: "I see that you didn't have anything to do when you rode a horse?" Why do you seem to be very tired at this time? ”

Longji said embarrassedly: "It's okay, it's just a skin injury, maybe I didn't notice it at the time." ”

Ai Xue was puzzled: "Didn't pay attention? ”

Lux smiled: "I don't think you're not paying attention, but you're too anxious." ”

Ai Xue was puzzled: "Urgent? What's the hurry? ”

Lux was stunned for a moment, hesitated and said, "Forget it, when I didn't say it." As he spoke, he continued to press his waist.

Ai Xue was angry for a while, and said hurriedly: "I said Lux, why don't you say it in the middle of your words." ”

Longji hurriedly said: "Big brother, he's talking nonsense, don't listen to him." ”

Lux laughed: "I'm talking nonsense? I'm afraid that someone is a thief, right? ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "Lux, what nonsense are you talking about, what are you doing as a thief, you talk nonsense again, be careful not to take you over, so that you can't get any benefits." ”

Lux was startled, and said with a smile: "Don't scare me, who is Longji, I know best, he won't want me as a big brother, and you forgot what he said in front of the emperor today?" If he doesn't recognize me, I will go to his imperial grandmother, that is, the current emperor, to sue the emperor like you, saying that you are ungrateful, and you don't want me as a great benefactor. ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "You...... I can't imagine that you are also like Guo Shimei, you are a ***, he is Guo ***, you are Gao***. ”

Lux spread his hands and smiled: "There is glory and wealth to enjoy, I like it, it doesn't matter, anyway, I will follow you in this life, and you can't get rid of it." ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "You, you dead scoundrel, splash skin." ”

Everyone watched the two of them bickering, helpless for a while, Sister Xiu persuaded: "Okay, Aixue, you can let Lux go, the words are so ugly, be careful to spread it to the emperor, I don't have a good impression of you." ”

Ai Xue smiled: "Don't worry about this, this word will not reach the emperor's ears, in front of her, I am a good granddaughter-in-law." ”

The crowd was furious.

At this time, Lux was suddenly surprised, and hurriedly knelt down at the door and shouted, "Emperor...... Emperor. ”

Aixue was facing inside to help Longji rub his shoulders, and when she saw this, she was shocked and said in surprise: "The emperor ...... Emperor? Slowly turned around, but saw that there was a hole in the door, and there was no emperor's figure, and he was angry.

Lux looked at Aixue's expression, pointed at Aixue and laughed, and said with a smile: "Fooled, haha." ”

Aixue was angry, clenched her fists, and said angrily: "Dead fat, you are looking for a dead ......" and ran towards Lux.

Lux was startled, hurriedly ran away and dodged, and said hurriedly: "What are you doing...... I'm just kidding you, do you need that? ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "Are you joking like this?" Bastard, dead fatty, you stop me, I'm going to tear you apart. ”

Lux ran around the table and said hurriedly: "Longji, stop your mother-in-law, he's going to murder your eldest brother." ”

Longji was helpless for a while, and persuaded: "Forget it, Aixue, don't chase it." ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "No, I must chase him, I have to teach him a lesson, so that he is neither big nor small." ”

Lux hurriedly said: "Not big or small? I'm big brother LONGi, you are LONGi's lady, I seem to be older than you, why are you so rude, not big or small. ”

Ai Xue hurriedly said: "I, I care about you, I must teach you a lesson, you stop me." He continued to chase.

Lux smiled: "You want to catch me." (More exciting on the next page!) )

, come, come, chase. ”

Ai Xue said angrily: "You stop, I must chase you." Everyone looked helpless for a while.

Lux turned around, at this time, a golden light flashed, just behind the Lux appeared rabbit god, Lux turned around and threw the rabbit god who had just turned around to the ground, and actually kissed mouth to mouth......

Everyone was startled, the air instantly froze, and they looked at the ...... in a daze

The rabbit god came back to his senses, pushed away the wrestler, jumped up busily, jumped to his feet and said: "Indecent, indecent, indecent." ”

Lux covered his mouth in a daze, and he couldn't come back to his senses.

Aixue "poofed", laughed, covered her stomach, and slapped the table for a burst of laughter......

Longji, Sister Xiu, Qingnu, and Xiaoyu came back to their senses, and they couldn't help but snicker secretly.

Lux blushed and burned for a while, and the rabbit was so angry that he pointed at Lux and scolded: "I said Lux, why are you so unsightly, forget it if you were hit last time, this time you actually, actually, take advantage of me...... You let me, let me see the fairy friends in the sky. Turning his face away, he felt aggrieved......

Lux came back to his senses and said hurriedly: "This ...... Rabbit God, you can't blame me for this, how did I know that you would suddenly appear behind me, you really can't blame me. ”

The rabbit god turned around and said angrily: "I don't blame you, do you blame me?" ”

Lux hurriedly said: "This ......"

The rabbit said angrily: "No, you have to apologize to me and return my reputation." ”

Lux was surprised: "Apologize? Still...... Repay your reputation? You're not mistaken, I have a loss. ”

The rabbit said urgently: "Loss? What do you have to lose? Do you know? How many people are even difficult to see the gods, but today, you are, you are ......" is another grievance.

Lux hurriedly said: "What's wrong with the immortals?" My loss is also great, and you will compensate me too. ”

The rabbit said angrily: "What do you have to lose?" Why do I want to compensate you? ”

Lux hurriedly said: "My loss, my loss is big, I'm afraid you can't afford to pay." ”

The rabbit god said: "What have you lost?" What loss, you say, I will accompany you immediately, and after the compensation, you will immediately apologize to me and return me...... Reputation. First\./Hair\./More\./New'.. Hand. Machine. Edition "

Lux was entangled for a while, and the rabbit said anxiously: "What loss do you have, you say it quickly, say it, if you can't say it, you will apologize to me immediately." ”

Lux was so anxious that his face was red, and he said hurriedly: "My loss is that it is my first kiss, you quickly compensate me for my first kiss." ”

Everyone was shocked, the rabbit god was stunned, and said with a smile: "Your first kiss? I look at you, I don't know when your first kiss will be dedicated to which cat or dog, I see that you pay me for my first kiss is almost the same, ah sins and sins, look at you, they all make me angry......"

Lux said: "What? You actually say this about me, I see that your first kiss is dedicated to what A A A B A C Adin is almost the same. ”

The rabbit said angrily: "No, you apologize to me and return my reputation." ”

Lux also said angrily: "You pay me for my first kiss first." ”

The rabbit said urgently: "Apologize." ”

Lux hurriedly said: "Compensate me for my first kiss...... "The two of you come and go, arguing endlessly......

Everyone watched the two arguing endlessly, and they were stunned, Ai Xue finally couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted urgently: "Enough, you still have no end." ”

Lux and Rabbit God looked at Ai Xue in surprise, Ai Xue stepped forward, helped the two of them and smiled slightly, and said: "Lux Lux, Rabbit God, since you are so passionate, I don't think it is as good as ......"

Lux wondered: "What's not as good as what?" ”

Ai Xue smiled slightly and said, "Let's be together." ”

Everyone was stunned, came back to their senses, and fell for a while......

……

After a while, everyone sat around the table, and Ai Xue suddenly realized: "Ah, it turns out that the heavy snow this morning was really summoned by the young girl." ”

The rabbit god sighed and said: "Alas, for this snow, my rabbit god can be regarded as a big loss, and I don't know if I ran into an unlucky ghost today, everything is not going well." ”

Ai Xue was puzzled: "Loss? What have you lost? You're a god, isn't it easy? ”

The rabbit god sighed and said: "How can things be as simple as you said, this time I helped the young girl summon heavy snow, which violated the seasonal solar terms and led to food in the world." (More exciting on the next page!) )

Poor harvest, violated the rules of heaven, was known and blamed by the Jade Emperor, and removed my three hundred years of cultivation merit. ”

Everyone was shocked, and Ai Xue was surprised: "What? Actually stripped you of your 300 years of merit? ”

The rabbit god was sad for a while, and said aggrievedly: "No, I did a good deed, and I was actually punished by the Jade Emperor, I am really sad." ”

Ai Xue apologized for a while, and hurriedly comforted: "Rabbit God, don't be sad, isn't it just three hundred years of merit, it's okay, it's a little meaning." ”

Longji apologized: "Rabbit God, I'm really sorry to hurt you......"

Lux was dissatisfied: "This punishment is too big, you saved Longji, how can you say that it is also a bit of a credit, the Jade Emperor is too unkind." ”

Ai Xue said dissatisfiedly: "That's it, this Jade Emperor is really." ”

The rabbit god stabilized his emotions and said: "Thank you, thank you for comforting me so much, but after this time, I'm afraid I won't be able to come down to see you often." ”

Everyone was stunned, and Ai Xue was surprised: "Why? Didn't the Jade Emperor let you come down? ”

The rabbit god hurriedly said: "This is not, because I passed on a hundred years of skill to the young girl, and was removed by the Jade Emperor for three hundred years of merit, my skill is not as good as before, I am afraid that I will not be able to defeat the demon king jade-faced fox at that time, so I want to cultivate in the sky for a while and recover some vitality." ”

Lux was surprised: "Cultivation? Then how can we find you when we are in danger? ”

The rabbit god was dissatisfied: "I said you have some dignity, okay?" Don't encounter any difficulties, just try to find my rabbit god to settle down, I'm also very busy on it. \./Hand\./Machine\./Edition\./First\./Hair\./More\./New~~"

Lux muttered, "Aren't you responsible for protecting us?" ”

Ai Xue hurriedly said: "Rabbit God, what if we really encounter a very dangerous situation? ”

The rabbit god was helpless for a while, and said with a smile: "I already knew that you would say this, well, I will return this to you, now rest assured." As he spoke, he pulled out the golden bell.

Everyone was pleasantly surprised, and Ai Xue and Lux were surprised: "Jin Ling? ”

The rabbit god nodded and said, "Now you can rest assured." ”

Ai Xue happily took the golden bell and nodded: "Well, rest assured, completely relieved, Rabbit God, you can rest assured to cultivate on it." ”

The rabbit god said: "However, you have to remember, don't shake this golden bell if you have nothing to do, disturb my cultivation, you know?" ”

Ai Xue said happily: "We know, don't worry." ”

The rabbit god said: "Well, then everyone, I'll go first, bye." As he spoke, he turned into a golden light and went to the sky.

Lux watched the rabbit god fly away, and said enviously: "Hey, it's good to be a fairy, one word, ah, no, two words, convenient." ”

Ai Xue smiled: "I said Lux, don't be a nymphomaniac, no matter how envious you are, the rabbit god will not compensate you for your first kiss." ”

Lux smiled: "I know, in fact, my first kiss was as early as ...... It was gone more than ten years ago. ”

Everyone was shocked, and Aixue couldn't help but imagine a picture in her mind...... A fat boy of seven or eight years old walked over with a smirk and gently kissed a fat little girl who was also of average age...... I couldn't help but vomit......

Everyone was puzzled for a while, and Longji hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" ”

Ai Xue hurriedly said: "No, I can't do it, you accompany me back to the room, stay any longer, I'm about to vomit." ”

Longji was puzzled for a while, and hurriedly said, "Then I'll help you go back, Sister Xiu, let's go back to the room first." "Help Aixue to go upstairs.

Sister Xiu instructed: "Remember to rub some medicine." ”

Ai Xue hurriedly said: "Got it." ”

Lux looked puzzled for a while, and said strangely: "What's wrong with this Aixue today?" ”。