After dinner, while Mengmeng was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Dagui Chong Shi Jian asked: "Shi Daoyou, Yungao is eighteen years old, I will find someone to teach him to be an adult, do you want to go?" ”

Shi Jian almost squirted out the tea in his mouth, he thought that he had accepted Suwen and persuaded Mengmeng, and the plot in the movie would not appear, where did he think that his father would hurt his son to such a share, and he was caught off guard!

"Go ahead." Shi Jian felt funny and ridiculous.

"My wife asked......"

"I don't know anything."

Dagui smiled with satisfaction, dragged Yun Gao upstairs to change clothes, Yun Gao resisted a little and said, "Dad, don't want to, I don't want to go." Uncle Jian, help me. ”

"Silly boy, your Uncle Jian has long been an adult, you are different, you don't know what it's like to be an adult, you will be addicted when you taste the sweetness, hurry up, don't grind, your mother will be back in a while."

The ridiculous father and son ran upstairs, changed into their clothes, said hello to Shi Jian, and tiptoed out of Baofa Village.

"It's so late, what is my uncle and young master going out for?" Shoubo came out of nowhere and asked suspiciously.

Shi Jian smiled evilly: "I went to Yihong Courtyard to find Chun's mother." ”

"Shh Shou Bo covered his mouth with a finger and said in a low voice: "Be quiet, my uncle and young master went to Yihong Courtyard to find Chun's mother, and I can't let Miss know, otherwise something will happen." ”

"Shou Bo is right, you can't say this, you must keep it a secret for the noble Taoist friends and Yungao." Shi Jian agreed.

"I'm twenty-five years old, I don't have Alzheimer's, I don't need you to remind me." Shou Bo glanced at Shi Jian and walked arrogantly to the kitchen.

"Shoubo, why did you get in?"

"Shhh, be quiet, my uncle and young master went to Yihong Courtyard to find Mother Chun......"

Shi Jian heard the sound of broken bowls from the kitchen, Mengmeng rushed out with an apron, looked around, and asked Shi Jian, who was there with the old god, "Shi Daoyou, what about Dagui and Yungao?" ”

"They're out."

"Where did you go?"

"I changed my clothes and went out, asking me if I was going without a clue." Shi Jian said with a puzzled expression.

Mengmeng's eyes were red, her wet hands wiped her apron, and she ran to the back of the counter in a rage, opened the drawer, and found a small axe. Shou Bo was startled, and hurriedly stopped: "Miss, you really want to cut off your uncle's hands and feet, just find a stick to break it." ”

As he spoke, he offered his noble weapon, a thick mace. Mengmeng took the mace, shouted 'Dagui', and rushed out of Baofa Village like a female tiger.

Shi Jian raised his forehead and said, "Uncle Shou, didn't you say that you should keep it secret?" How did you tell Mengmeng Daoyou? ”

Shou Bo said angrily: "I don't have senile dementia at twenty-five this year, and I will never tell Miss if I say that I will keep it secret." ”

The old guy is really confused, he still pretends to be confused, or sometimes he is confused and sometimes sober, Shi Jian can't be sure, anyway, the goal is achieved, just sit and watch a good show.

After about the tea time, there was a scream of ghosts crying wolves outside the door, Dagui and Yungao, who had blue noses and swollen faces, ran in, and Dagui shouted: "Shi Daoyou, you don't pay attention to righteousness, I told you to go, you don't go, betray me behind your back." ”

Shi Jian said innocently: "I didn't betray you, Shoubo heard you when you spoke." ”

"Shhh, be quiet, my uncle has gone to Yihong Courtyard to find Chun's mother." Shoubo said nervously.

"I just came back from Yihongyuan."

"Dagui!!"

"Ouch my mother." Dagui let out a strange scream, and his fat body suddenly became as agile as an ape, and he climbed over the guardrail of the stairs and rushed towards the second floor, shouting as he ran: "Shi Daoyou, help me stop her......"

"It's useless for the king of heaven to come." Mengmeng panted and ran into Baofa Village, staring at Shi Jian, who opened his mouth, and said, "Shi Daoyou, this is our family matter, you don't care." ”

Looking at the hideous mace in Mengmeng's hand, Shi Jian closed his mouth with interest, and suddenly thought of the good of the two wives, Zhong Xiaoyun and Bai Rourou were gentle one by one, Zhong Xiaoyun sometimes quarreled with Shi Jian for a few words, Bai Rourou entered the door until now, everything has been smooth, and there has never been a thing like Mengmeng chasing with a mace.

"Mom, listen to my explanation, it's my dad who took me there, I didn't do anything, I'm still a child......" Yun Gao didn't finish speaking, when he saw the mace from Mengmeng, he screamed, jumped on the guardrail like a monkey, and cried: "Dad help, Mom is going to kill her own son." ”

"I said a long time ago, your mother is more vicious than me, and her own son will kill him when he says so. I was beaten like this by her, I couldn't protect myself, and I was called useless, just stand and wait for death. Anyway, you were born to her, let her beat her to death, and go back and forth from where. Dagui hid in the house and replied.

Mengmeng went early, the action director Dagui found had just appeared, the father and son had not yet had time to become adults, Mengmeng beat Dagui and chased all the way home, the anger in her heart was almost gone, and when she heard the words of her husband and son, she was angry and funny.

Throwing away the mace, he brought an incense burner and put it at the top of the stairs, and said to Yun Gao, who was lying on the guardrail: "You like to lie there, right, okay, don't come down until the incense is burned." ”

Shi Jian looked at the thickness of the incense, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Shou Bo said with emotion: "This incense is longer than my life, sleep!" Go to bed! ”

"Uncle Jian......"

"Sleep! Go to bed! ”

After watching a big scene, Shi Jian went back to the house to sleep satisfied, and after a while, he could vaguely hear Dagui's screams, pleading, and sweet words of numb flesh.

Time is fleeting, five days have passed, and the Qianhe Daoist did not come to find Shi Jian, but just sent the Donglai Baofa Zhuang in the southeast and northwest to inform Shi Jian that the Taoist pioneer and the general of Maoshan could not be idle for a moment, and after overtaking a few ghosts, he took over the business of the neighboring town, and the matter was urgent, and the Qianhe Daoist rushed over first.

There is no too strong cultivation sect in Jidi, although it is not in accordance with the rules for the Thousand Crane Dao people to cross the line to do business, it doesn't hurt to do it once or twice, Shi Jian asked Dong to convey his reminder, and took a few superb talismans for him to bring back, just in case.

The life of the Dagui family is very interesting, and every three or five can make a little fun that makes people laugh, Shi Jian lives very comfortably, but he has a heavy responsibility, and he has been away from home for a long time, Ao Tianlong doesn't know when he will come, and the people of Qianhe Dao have something to delay, Shi Jian has no intention of staying for a long time, and he has already had the intention of leaving.

In the afternoon of this day, Shi Jian was sitting in his room to practice, and suddenly heard a noise downstairs, and when he went downstairs to take a look, he happened to see a middle-aged man who looked like Lin Fengjiao squeezing through the crowd, walking to the door of Baofa Village, and recognizing Dagui and Mengmeng on a blind date.

"Finally waited, Mao Xiaofang, Ao Tianlong, and Lin Fengjiao gathered at the Great Spirit Society, and the scene must be very interesting. If my junior brother knew that I helped him find two people with the same model, he would definitely be moved to death. ”