"Gross!"

Uncle Jiu's face was pale, and he stumbled out of Aunt Sue's room, stumbled on the threshold, but he didn't steady, and slammed on the steps of the door, spitting and vomiting.

Aunt Cane was wet, with two sunflowers on her chest, her face turned from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to black, as if she had changed her face, she gritted her teeth and scolded: "Lin Zhengying, I will help you again in the future, I didn't give birth to a son...... Not...... I'll die in childbirth, and I'll not live. ”

She cried sadly.

Uncle Nine glanced back, his mouth began to vomit again, and he shouted loudly: "Qiusheng, Wencai, you two have done a good thing, don't come and help me go back, vomit!" ”

Qiusheng and Wencai held back a smile and ran out to drag Uncle Nine away.

Except for the four parties, no one knows what Uncle Nine has experienced, returning to the House of Jishan from the shrine, Uncle Nine vomits nonstop, looking like a pregnant woman.

When you see someone, you vomit.

Shi Jian is no exception.

"Senior brother, you're here, vomit."

Shi Jian's face was dark, and his teeth were wrong, "Senior Brother Lin, are you disgusting when you see me?" ”

"No, vomit ......"

Shi Jian's face was pale, he glanced at Uncle Jiu a few times, and asked Qiusheng and Wencai, who were snickering, "Did your master drink the water of the Zimu River?" ”

"Huh?" Wen Cai looked at Shi Jian stunned.

Qiusheng patted Wencai and said with a smile: "Let you usually read more books, the Zimu River that Master Bo said is a river in Journey to the West, both men and women will get pregnant if they drink the water of the Zimu River, and some women will often retch when they are pregnant." ”

Wen Cai said: "Oh, the master is really literate. ”

"Don't ramble, say it quickly."

"Uncle Master, it's like this...... Qiusheng walked up to Shi Jian and whispered in his ear the fragrant story that happened in the temple.

Shi Jian's face was strange, and he couldn't help laughing in the end, if he could make the temptation of wetting his body like this, he would be able to do it. Since you want the overlord to be the bow, doesn't it seem redundant to play these flower jobs?

He patted Uncle Jiu's shoulder sympathetically, and said to himself: "I haven't been to Tengteng Town, Guidi, I wanted to ask you to lead the way, look at your decay, forget it, I'll go by myself." ”

"Senior brother, I, vomit."

Qiusheng and Wen Cai knew that Uncle Jiu had the most grudges, and they were afraid that he would settle accounts after the autumn, so they took the initiative to say: "Uncle Master, we have heard people talk about Tengteng Town, let's take you there." ”

"No need." Shi Jian shook his head, suddenly remembered something, and asked, "The bicycle at the door belongs to you?" ”

"yes."

"Lend me a ride for two days, and come back to pay you back, so happily decided." Shi Jian was about to leave after speaking.

Uncle Nine said, "Senior brother, stay a few more days, vomit." ”

"Forget it, I want to vomit if you see too much."

Shi Jian walked out of the door and rode his bicycle towards Tengteng Town, Huidi.

Tengteng Town is not far from Taiping Town, less than a day's journey. That night, Shi Jian rode a bicycle to Tengteng Town.

This town has been abandoned for a long time, full of wolves, withered grass, white bones exposed, and the town is quiet, and there is no sound of chickens and dogs barking. The moon is hanging in the sky, shining brightly, and the night breeze is blowing, making it look desolate and secluded.

released his spiritual sense to probe the surroundings, and faintly sensed dozens of corpse gases, as in the movie, this is a zombie nest.

Shi Jian was not interested in entangling with a group of walking corpses, and rode a bicycle straight to the zombie lair. The zombies smelled the breath of the living, roared excitedly, and jumped out of the abandoned inn one after another, heading straight for Shijian.

The zombies were menacing, Shi Jian was indifferent, riding on the bicycle, one foot on the ground, maintaining balance, holding the bicycle with both hands, quietly watching the rushing zombies.

Just when the zombie's claws were about to poke Shi Jian's body, a gorgeous spiritual house with brilliant light and colorful colors quietly appeared behind him, and the spirit house emitted a suction force, and the zombie was pulled by it, and rushed into the spirit house from both sides of Shi Jian, as if Shi Jian could not be seen at all.

When the zombies entered the spirit house, they were immediately sent to the southern frontier on the second floor, and one by one the zombies and Gu worms came out of the fog, surrounded these dozens of guests, and warmly entertained them.

"That's it, call it a day."

Shi Jian shook off his bicycle and prepared to return to Taiping Town. When he rode to the entrance of the town, he suddenly sensed a powerful aura approaching quickly, and he couldn't help but stop for a moment, and shouted loudly: "Senior Brother Liuhe, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

A three-hundred-pound fat man walked out of the darkness, glanced at Shi Jian in surprise, and saluted: "Senior Brother Always, why are you here?" ”

Shi Jian said casually: "I'm here to travel." ”

"Tourism." Liuhe grinned.

Shi Jian patted the bicycle under his crotch and emphasized: "Self-driving tour, I just rode out from Senior Brother Lin of Duanzhou, it was dark, I didn't see the road clearly, and I didn't know where I was going. ”

"This is the town of Guidi Tengteng." Liuhe explained and asked, "There are zombies in the town, haven't you ever encountered it?" ”

"There's a zombie, just here, don't pay attention to it."

Liuhe smiled and invited: "Senior brother rarely comes to Guidi, come and sit with me, we haven't seen each other for many years." ”

"This ......"

Shi Jian thought for a while, the demon baby in the movie plot is not tricky, Uncle Nine can deal with it alone, just because the demon baby is attached to Michelin's belly, he cares about it, he is tied, and he can't help Aunt Cane for help, just like Aunt Cane's wishes, and readily agrees.

"Then go to Senior Brother Liuhe and disturb him for a few days."

"Senior brother, let's go."

"Aren't you here to catch zombies?"

Liuhe said with a smile: "Always Senior Brother cultivates to the world, if you appear, the zombies in the town will definitely flee from the wind, and it doesn't make any sense to catch it or not." ”

"Senior Brother Liuhe has an overreputation, wait, what are you doing."

Liuhe sat on the back seat, his bicycle sank down suddenly, and said with a smile: "I'm tired of hurrying, take a ride with my senior brother." Senior brother, keep riding forward, and I'll show you the way. ”

Shi Jian took a deep breath, his face was solemn, as if he was facing a great enemy, with a three-hundred-pound fat man, whether the bicycle of this era could hold up, he had no score in his heart.

Three days later, in the Dashuai Mansion of Taiping Town, Uncle Nine secretly contacted Shi Jian and asked for help: "Senior brother, the demon baby is in Sister Lian's belly, I can't catch it......"

"Have you caught it, do you know you can't catch it?"

"She's a woman, I'm a man, it's inconvenient, I'm afraid of hurting Lianmei and the child in her belly."

"It's not yours, what are you afraid of, besides, I'm also a man, you can find Aunt Sue's sister."

Uncle Nine lowered his voice and said, "Senior brother, you know, when I went to find her, it was a meat bun to beat a dog, and there was no return." ”

"Dedication to love, worth it."

"Big Brother ......"

"I'm a guest here at Senior Brother Liuhe in Guidi, it's a bit far, and when I rush back, your Lian Mei's children will be born. Far water can't quench your thirst, go find Aunt Sue's sister. ”

Saying so, Shi Jian still said goodbye to Liuhe as soon as possible, and rode a bicycle to Taiping Town, the speed of the car was so fast, if he came back late, Uncle Jiu had already fallen into the clutches of Aunt Cane, so it was no wonder that Shi Jian.