Difu, Book and Book Palace.

This is a building similar to the style of the conference hall and library, covering an extremely wide area, the hall is vast, the shelves are numerous, and there are tens of millions of books on it, which is what ordinary people call the 'book of life and death'.

The book of life and death is divided into several categories, each type of a hall, and among the people, it is placed according to the surname, and all of them are responsible for the ghosts, gods and ghosts such as ghosts and judges.

The ghost sentence is the first to ascend to the seat, and the pen is outlined. Different from the rough image of the myth and legend wearing an official uniform and a bare face and beard, the ghost judge has a clear face, a bun on his head, a shawl, and a mustache and goatee on his lips, which is rich and elegant.

A little ghost entered the hall with a book of life and death, and said: "Judge the constitution, a new ghost has come to report." ”

In ancient times, lower-level officials called higher-level officials 'Xian', and the prefectural government inherited this title. The little ghost is the lowest level of the book hall.,The ghost judgment is called the judgment.,See the judgment Zuo called Zuoxian.,Anyway, it's right to see anyone called Xian.。

The ghost judge has a job in his hand, and wants to push it to the judge to deal with it, but when he looks up, he sees his head guarding the road sitting on the lower left, burying his head in the book, and the life and death books on the case are piled higher than people, which is several times his own.

I couldn't bear it, so I reached out and took it, opened it and only glanced at it, and the ghost judge reprimanded: "This Shi Jian is simply playing the piano randomly." ”

Hearing the word 'Shi Jian', his Taoist chief straightened up and asked, "Judge the Constitution, what did Shi Jian do again?" ”

"Look at it."

The ghost judge gave the book of life and death in his hand, and the book of life and death immediately flew to its guardian, and the chief of his guardian took it and glanced at it a few times, and said calmly: "I'll deal with the small things." ”

"Countless small things add up, and that's a big thing." The ghost judge had a headache and said: "Qi Shou, Shi Jian is your nephew before his death, find an opportunity to remind him, let him cultivate the Tao well, don't mess around, the fate of the creatures he has messed up over the years is worth the past few hundred years." ”

"Pull a hair and move the whole body."

"Like this Xiaohong, she shouldn't have come to the underworld to report so early, there are many people who have a relationship with her in the future, she came early, and the fate of those people changed. Maybe the damned one didn't die, but the one who didn't deserve to die died, and then affected other people, our underworld was already exhausted to wipe his ass, and could he do other things? ”

"And some people's fate is predetermined, and they can't be changed for thousands of lifetimes, such as the Lei Gang last time, he was ......"

Glimpsing his ears and listening, the ghost judge coughed lightly: "Anyway, you can find a chance to have a good chat with him, and tell him to be more restrained." ”

"I'll go when I'm done with my work."

The ghost judge looked at the mountain of life and death books on his case, and couldn't help sighing, when will this be done.

"Forget it, you're busy, I'll find him myself......"

Before he finished speaking, the book hall suddenly shook, the bookshelf shook, the book of life and death fell to the ground, the ghost judge and his guard looked at each other, their eyes were shocked, and they hurriedly got up and ran out.

Shangchang Town, Xiaozhu's home.

Shi Jian and Uncle Nine sat and drank tea, and listened to Shi Jian ask, "Senior brother, when will you go back to Taiping Town?" ”

Uncle Nine said, "Let's go a few more days." Xiaohong matched Qiusheng and Xiaoqian, and I couldn't live up to her kindness. Qiusheng and Wencai are both in their thirties, and they have not married a wife yet. Especially Qiusheng, his aunt wrote letters twice in three days to urge, I really hope that they can succeed, so that there is an explanation. ”

"Then you stay, I'll go back to Ma Xiangping."

"Senior brother is not attending comprador Hong's wedding?"

"It's still early, and it's too late for next month's events to come on the same day next month. I'm almost done, so I have to hurry. ”

Hearing this, Uncle Nine was inconvenient to keep, and said: "Senior brother, at the end of the month, I will go to Maoshan to plan, the senior brothers want too many things, and one person can't take them, so I want to borrow your Qiankun bag for a few days." ”

Shi Jian had already prepared, and casually threw the Qiankun bag to Uncle Jiu, "Take it, the silver dollar is also in it." This time I went to Maoshan, you talked to Senior Brother Shixu well, and asked him to give you a Qiankun bag. ”

Uncle Nine said speechlessly: "There are only three Qiankun bags in Maoshan, one Senior Brother Shixu, one Senior Uncle Qiyun, and one Senior Brother you, all of them are big guys, whose Yun is for me?" ”

"When I didn't say it." Shi Jian snorted, got up and said, "Say hello to Xiaobao, Qiusheng, and Wencai for me, and leave." ”

After a few steps, Shi Jian's figure slowly faded and soon disappeared.

Uncle Nine secretly admired and found that the senior brother was becoming more and more unfathomable. The six secret preaching techniques of the Maoshan faction, lightning and thunder fist, gold line, wood line, water, fire, and earth. The senior brother has already completed the Lightning Running Thunder Fist cultivation to the fullest, the fire practice method, the wood practice method is small, and then the earth practice method is cultivated, then he has the four secret preaching techniques, and it is terrible to think about. And Uncle Nine himself hasn't even practiced the soil practice to a small level, and people are more popular than people.

Time is easy, and after a flash of June, Shi Jian, Zhong Xiaoyun, Bai Min'er, Bai Rourou, Tian Tian's family and Uncle Jiu's family, who participated in the comprador Hong's wedding, parted ways and went back to their respective homes.

Qiusheng is a prodigal son in love, and within a few days, he came out of the sadness of Xiaohong's reincarnation and started a new relationship with Xiaoqian.

It seems that whether it is extremely Tailai, the love scene is proud, and the career has begun to improve, and the Qiusheng Boxing Gym has recruited many apprentices and made a lot of money. So Qiusheng took Xiaoqian's sister and brother to Taiping Town and placed them in the boxing gym to help, and it was not far from talking about marriage.

Uncle Nine saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart. He took in two apprentices, and now Qiusheng and Wencai have something to eat, and he feels that he has not been their master in vain.

If you can't give money, you can give support and backing.

One night, Uncle Nine and Aunt Sue were already asleep, and they suddenly heard someone shouting 'Lin Fengjiao' and 'Lin Fengjiao'.

Uncle Nine woke up and gently took Aunt Sue's hand away, but Aunt Sue was alarmed, and heard her mutter, "Xianggong, do I want to hug me......"

"There's a guest at home."

"What guest?"

"A bunch of ghosts."

After a while, Uncle Nine came to the hall with his coat on, only to see the green light in the hall, a gloomy image, several ghosts dressed as paper figures sat on chairs, holding pestles and crying mourning sticks, looking at Uncle Nine as if they were being judged by three halls.

Uncle Nine arched his hand and said, "All the ghosts are visiting late at night, what are you doing?" ”

“@?? e......" The ghost muttered nonsense.

Uncle Nine heard the secret scolding 'fuck your mother', these grandsons can obviously speak human words, but they want to talk nonsense to him, and the taste of eating soil is not pleasant. But if you don't eat it, you can't help it, the official will crush people to death.

After chewing a ball of soil, Uncle Nine asked in a ghost language: "You have said so much, what do you want me to do?" ”

"Because you are the only living ghost in the underworld, other departments have seconded you to the underworld bank to carry out a glorious and great mission."

"I don't want to be glorious, let's just talk about the mission."

The ghosts glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Go abroad!" ”

"Going abroad?"

Aunt Sue, Qiusheng, Wencai, and Lin Yimei looked at each other, Uncle Nine was very satisfied with their reaction, it was a rare thing to go abroad in these years, when the Yang Jian banknote printing Taipan had printed the dark coins for more than ten years, and was called and drunk by the group of grandsons, the ugly daughter-in-law became a mother-in-law, and she was finally able to raise her eyebrows and exhale once.

Aunt Sue asked with concern, "What do they want you to do abroad?" It's not something dangerous, is it? ”

"It's not dangerous, just go to Rahab and find someone."

"Men and women?"

"Woman."

Aunt Sue's face changed suddenly, and she was about to have a seizure and held back, and asked reluctantly, "How long will it take?" ”

Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "I don't know, find someone, and get something." I don't know what it is, but it looks like I've got to find it. ”

"Master, I'll go with you." Without waiting for Uncle Nine to refuse, Qiusheng said: "Rahab speaks a foreign language, Master, you don't understand English, it's inconvenient to find someone, right?" I know a little English and can definitely help. ”

Uncle Nine thought to himself, he didn't know how to find someone in a foreign language, so he hesitated: "You are leaving, what about Xiaoqian and the boxing gym?" ”

"Although the business of the gym was not good in the past, after a few years of accumulation, I still made a few bucks, which was enough for the gym to spend for a while. Besides, if we go abroad, it is impossible to find someone to find a few years, at most we will come back in a few months, and it will not be in the way. I asked Wencai to help me look at ......"

"Who's going to help you?" Going abroad, it may be only this time in a lifetime, Wencai dogleg said: "Master, my skills are not as deep as yours, and I can't speak foreign languages, but I bear hardships and stand hard work, and I am filial to my teacher." When you go out, you run around, how hard it is, there must be a caring person who brings you tea and water for cooking. ”

As he spoke, Wen Cai slapped his thigh, "Yes, I can cook." Foreign food is not delicious, Master must not be used to it, take me, I will cook Dahua food for you every day. ”

Qiusheng smiled: "In addition to the desert and the pyramids, does Rahab have rice for you to cook?" ”

"Bring it yourself."

Uncle Nine opened his mouth to speak, but suddenly heard Aunt Su shouting, "Wait a minute. Xianggong went abroad, Qiusheng went abroad, Wencai went abroad, you all went abroad, what should I do? No matter what, I'm going abroad too. ”

She hugged Uncle Jiu's arm, and the little bird said: "Qiusheng can speak foreign languages, Wen can cook, and I will warm the bed." Xianggong, without me by your side, can you sleep soundly? Also, when you go abroad to find a woman, I have to keep an eye on you all the time, and I can't give you the opportunity to be a senior brother. ”

"What do you mean to be a big brother?"

"Three wives and four concubines!"

The ninth uncle was sweating and comforted: "You can rest assured that senior brother can't learn from ordinary people." ”

Aunt Sue coquettishly said: "I don't care, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, where you go, where I go." ”

Qiusheng suddenly thought of a key question: "Master, does the underworld allow you to take others there?" ”

Uncle Nine said angrily: "Please ask me to help, how can I do it without giving some benefits." Don't say bring the three of you, it's no problem to bring three more......"

"Daddy!" Lin looked at Uncle Nine with a brow.

"Ahem." Uncle Nine touched Yimei's head and said softly: "Yimei, you are still young, you are running around with us, and your body can't bear it." ”

"That's right, we're going abroad, who will take care of Yimei?"

Yimei said sensibly: "Mother, don't worry, I can take care of myself." ”

Uncle Nine muttered: "Actually, I have long planned to send Yimei to learn the Tao from Senior Brother, Senior Brother is very good at teaching apprentices, and Yimei can learn a lot from him." ”

"Isn't it, Master, you are so ruthless that you push your eyebrows into the fire pit?" Qiusheng exclaimed.

"One eyebrow, don't go." Wen Cai shook his head and said.

"What nonsense?" Aunt Su beat Qiusheng and Wencai, and said to Lin Yimei: "Your master is ruthless to Qiusheng and Wencai, because the two of them are not successful, and they like to be lazy." Speaking of which, the two of them can have today's achievements, and your master has made great contributions. ”

Qiusheng and Wencai couldn't refute it.

Uncle Nine clapped his hands and said: "The dungeon is urging more tightly, I will send Yimei to the Demon Suppression Hall now, you should hurry up and pack up your things and set off in an hour." ”

"An hour?"

"The special passage of the underworld is directly accessible in an instant."

Qiusheng praised: "VIP treatment." ”

"What do you think?" Uncle Nine was a little arrogant, and said to Lin Yimei: "Yimei, grab my arm......"

Aunt Sue shouted, "Wait for me to help Yimei clean up his things." ”

"What are you packing, what is there there, senior brother? Xiaoyun's sister-in-law is ingenious, and the clothes she makes look better than the ones she bought. Let's go. ”

Seeing that Yimei grabbed himself, Uncle Nine raised his sword fingers, stomped on the ground with his right foot, and shouted: "The Demon ......Hall of Maxiangping Village, Fenghai County, Lingnan"

The ground suddenly sank, and quickly recovered to its original state, and Uncle Nine and Lin Yimei had disappeared into the house of Jishan.

The two of them felt enveloped in a cloud of light, and the speed was like the speed of light, and the surrounding scene was blurry and distorted, as if a long time had passed, and it seemed like a snap of a finger. The galloping light stopped, and a soft and cold force supported Uncle Nine and Lin Yimei upward.

Feet on the ground, the Demon Suppression Hall has arrived.

It was still early in the morning, and it was dark in the antechamber, and it was still an hour or two before dawn. Uncle Nine stepped aside, turned on the electric light, Nintendo came out of nowhere, opened his mouth and said, "?eeēē......"

Uncle Nine replied: "eē?e......"

Nintendo nodded clearly, and suddenly there was a sound of footsteps, and I saw Yingqiu and Mi Mi walking into the front hall wearing nightgowns and coats, one stuffed and the other in good shape.

"Uncle Shi, why are you here at this time?" Yingqiu asked.

Mi Mi greeted and said, "Uncle Nine, one eyebrow." ”

Yimei shouted obediently: "Sister Yingqiu, Sister Mi Mi." ”

Uncle Nine pretended to be reserved and said: "The underworld wants me to go abroad to perform a mission, and you Uncle Sue, Senior Brother Qiusheng, and Senior Brother Wencai have to follow, and there is no one at home to take care of Yimei, so I want to ask Senior Brother to take care of me for a period of time, and teach him Taoism by the way." ”

Yingqiu looked at Uncle Nine in surprise, the family went abroad on a mission, are you sure it is not a publicly-funded tour?

"My father, my mother and two aunts went to Shengcheng half a month ago, and they may come back in a few days. Uncle Shi, you can hand over Yimei to me, I will take good care of him. ”

Uncle Nine had just chatted with Nintendo, knew the situation, carefully admonished a few words, and then explained to Yingqiu and them, opened the special passage again, and returned to the House of Jishan at the speed of light.

"Tsk, one eyebrow, your father is foreign this time, traveling abroad at public expense, and the prefecture has made a special trip to pick him up, amazing!" Yingqiu quipped.

An eyebrow grinning, with honor.

Mi Mi came over and raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile: "The two old men are asleep, so as not to disturb them, you can sleep with me tonight, and help you make the bed tomorrow." ”

Yimei broke free of her hand, moved to Yingqiu's side, and said seriously: "My mother said, let me stay away from you." ”

"Uh."

"Giggles, laughing to death, Mi Mi Da Mei also has a day when she is disliked."