"This mother-in-law, I can work for you as a long-term worker, but please give me the antidote first and let me go back to save my aunt, otherwise I really ......"

"Okay, okay, here you go. This is the elixir of the fairy, which can cure the problems left over from any poison. But ......."

Whoosh, Grandma threw a black pill into Li Xiaoyao's mouth. ”

"Grandma, what are you?"

"It's nothing, it's just a little bit of the Heart Control Pill I refined. If you come back on time within five days, you'll die of poison. ”

"Okay. ”

Agreeing to his grandmother's request, Li Xiaoyao took the fairy elixir and rushed to the outside of the island. At the same time, I couldn't help but look around, for fear that there would be some mechanism.

After all, he had heard that although there was a magical elixir on this fairy spirit island, there were many traps on the mountain, and there were tigers infested with it.

"Haha, brother, you're so funny. Eating a sweet potato can stain your face so much black. ”

Uh, don't you see it? Who made the sweet potatoes planted by your grandma so difficult to ripen!

"Ahem, who made my hands black. After that, on a whim, the black on his hand suddenly gave Zhao Ling'er a light touch on his nose.

"Haha, now you're a little cat too. ”

"Brother, you hate it, why do you make people's faces so dirty, I just took a shower, and now I'm going to take a shower again. ”

"What do you say you're going to do?"

"Take a shower. Your face is stained by Brother Mo Fei, how can you get rid of the blackness on your face without taking a bath. ”

"Ahem, won't you just wash your face?"

"I never wash my face. ”

"Poof...... Okay, whatever you want. But Ling'er, you have to rest assured that there are perverts peeping at you around, if you let others peep at you, it will ruin your innocence. ”

"Pervert, voyeur?"

"Brother Fei, I don't understand what you're talking about. Forget it, I'd better take a shower. After that, I saw that Zhao Ling'er didn't care about Mo Lan in front of her, and took off the Luo skirt on her body.

"Ahem, you...... You wait. That, Ling'er, although I am not a righteous gentleman, aren't you afraid that I will not be able to control it?"

"Brother Fei, I believe you are not a bad person. ”

Listening to Zhao Ling'er's words, I wanted to cry. It was the first time he was said to be a good person, and a lovely beauty.

Of course, as a post-90s generation, although he often masturbates, he doesn't do that kind of voyeuristic thing. So he said very consciously:

"Wait, Ling'er. I'll leave you before I take a bath, or your grandmother will kill me if she sees it." ”

"Why did Grandma want to kill you, didn't we explain it all clearly. And I said that Brother Fei, you are a good person, and grandma will not kill you. ”

"Ahem......"

Could it be that Zhao Ling'er, who is pure in mind and extremely beautiful, is a little helpless, doesn't she have to force herself to commit a crime. Alas, it's a pity that he is not that kind of person, otherwise at this time, Zhao Ling'er would have been poisoned by Mo Fei.

In any case, even if you come to an unknown world. Mo Fei still can't do that kind of dirty thing, especially peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath, which makes him unbearable.

So he hurriedly hid to the side in the confused state of the cute sister paper Zhao Ling'er.

"What's wrong with Brother Fei, it's so strange. Isn't it just a shower, is it necessary to make a fuss. ”

......

At this time, Mo Fei reluctantly took out the mobile phone in his fart pocket and played with it boringly. Looking at the mobile phone that is still full of electricity after half a day, I can't help but sigh with emotion, "The copycat machine is a cow." ”

Looking at the full signal, he was speechless. Could it be that this signal can travel through time and space?

After thinking about it, I couldn't help but turn on the 4G network and log on to QQ at the same time. Just three seconds later, he found that he could really connect to the Internet, and those QQ groups turned out to be 99+.

"I'm rubbing, could it be that a company's business has expanded to the fairy sword, and it is still a 4G full-grid signal. ”

After replying to several group messages one by one and bragging. It's boring to open the SVIP9 supreme group.

I saw that inside, in addition to the message of his red envelope. There was no other news, and there seemed to be a number of cattle forks in the group, but no one chatted.

Curious, I couldn't help but open the information of the fire god Zhu Rong, and it was still the information that introduced Zhu Rong. Although Mo Fei is somewhat immune to this kind of information, he still skimmed through it roughly.

Looking at the QQ personality signature of the fire god Zhurong, Mo Lan was drunk.

"Alas, since the battle with the water god was hit by that guy to Buzhou Mountain, he was imprisoned by the Jade Emperor at the bottom of Buzhou Mountain, and he couldn't get out, and he was really bored with this broken cave every day. ”

"Good guy, this big guy was imprisoned by the Jade Emperor to the bottom of Buzhou Mountain. It's just the god of water, he's the mastermind?"

Curious, he couldn't help but send a message to the god of fire.

"Hello, hello, Vulcan, I didn't expect your old man to recuperate here. ”

At the bottom of the mountain, the bored Vulcan couldn't help but be shocked when he heard the sudden sound. "Oh my God, who is this big guy, he can actually pass through the Jade Emperor's formation and transmit his voice in, which is also too good. ”

"Well, who are you?"

"I, I'm ......" Mo Fei, who was about to say his name, suddenly thought about what adverse effects would be caused if his name was exposed.

"My name is Jiuluo. ”

"Jiuluo, I haven't heard of this awesome character in the Heavenly Realm, could it be that I am a newly promoted god after being sealed to the bottom of the mountain?"

"Eh, I don't know if you're looking for me?"

"Oh, what the hell. Actually, it's not a big deal, just idle and bored, come to visit you old, see if you are moisturized. ”

"I'll wipe it!" 10,000 grass and mud horses instantly burst into the heart of the fire god, how boring is your sister to run to Buzhou Mountain to chat with me.

"That's, senior. I don't seem to have heard of you in the Heavenly Realm, so could it be that you are an existence who often retreats and cultivates?"

"Puff~"

The person who was buttoning the words on the mobile phone was amused, your sister, if I am really a senior master, do I still need to talk to you like this, directly Wang Ba's anger was shocked, don't you have to surrender!

"What's that, Zhu Rong. In fact, I'm just an ordinary person, passing through here, I'm here to enlighten you, do you know your mistakes?

"Ordinary people, ordinary people, your sister can come to Buzhou Mountain! It won't be the Jade Emperor's old man who sent someone to investigate my recent unruliness. No, I can't tell him I'm doing well. ”

"That, senior, you see that I just had a fight with the water god, but I didn't expect that guy to retaliate against me, and he actually knocked down Buzhou Mountain directly, and pushed all the fault on me, please save me. ”

ps: Say it again, I'm a spoof, and please don't spray.