Chapter 9 Can I Do Anything?

Late at night.

The moon sneaked into the clouds.

The chaos had been calmed down, and the disciples of the Cloud Mist Sect went to sleep with peace of mind, and there was silence on the top of the mountain.

In front of Xiao Jing's bamboo house, two black figures sneakily poked their heads out from behind a big tree.

They are none other than Liu Mei and Liu Zhichang.

"Is this it?" Liu Zhichang asked.

"Yes, I inquired clearly, he lives here, and no one would have thought of us going and coming back!"

"Okay, while he's asleep, let's sneak in, kill chickens and get eggs, no, kill people and get swords!" Liu Zhi said.

"Wait." Liu Mei exclaimed. "Look, he's, unexpectedly, unexpectedly...... Haven't slept yet! ”

Liu Zhichang looked up, and sure enough, in front of Xiao Jing's house, a figure was gesturing with something.

It's just that the sky is too dark to see his face clearly, and it seems that he is practicing boxing.

"I'm still practicing boxing so late, no wonder this guy is so powerful, I'm going to sneak attack him!"

Liu Mei didn't hold it, and Liu Zhichang took advantage of the cover of the night and tiptoed behind the man.

The man didn't realize it, he held his hands into the shape of Tai Chi, slowly pushed it out, and recited the words in his mouth: "Tai Chi is born without limit, the opportunity of movement and stillness, the mother of yin and yang, yin does not leave yang, yang does not separate from yin, true and false, false and true, true and true, true and ......true."

Liu Zhichang pulled out his dagger and stabbed the man in the back of the waist.

The man hissed in pain: "False, true, true, really painful!" ”

He covered his wounds and knelt on the ground in a half-crouch.

Liu Zhichang sneered, pulled out the dagger, and put it around his neck.

"Boy, I didn't stab you, if you want to live, just hand over the big sword!"

"The Great Sword?" The man was stunned. "I don't have a sword, only a sword!"

Liu Zhichang was stunned.

"That, that, hand over your knife!"

"Okay, I'll admit it today."

The man gritted his teeth, took out a knife from his body, and handed it to Liu Zhichang.

Liu Zhichang took a look.

, it's actually a kitchen knife!

"Who are you, how can you hide a kitchen knife?"

"In the next is the descendant of Lu cuisine, Zhang Dawei, the chef of the Cloud Mist Sect!" That's humane.

"Hey, you're not Xiao Jing?" Liu Zhiruo's eyes widened.

"You are Xiao Jing, why can't I sleep at night, what's wrong with exercising here?" Zhang Dawei let out a sad cry.

Liu Zhichang was stunned.

"You also stabbed me from behind when I practiced boxing, forget it, why don't I practice!"

Zhang Dawei endured the pain, got up from the ground and ran away.

Liu Mei rushed up and slapped Liu Zhichang hard.

"How many times have you said it, Master is asking us to come out and grab Xiao Jing's big sword, what are you doing with a kitchen knife, do you want to open a restaurant in Wanhu Mountain?"

Liu Zhichang lowered his head.

Liu Mei hated iron and said: "Think about it, we are dealing with Xiao Jing, that is not an ordinary person, we want to take his big sword, we must use it here!" ”

At this point, she pointed.

Liu Zhichang suddenly realized.

"Okay, I got it."

He stepped forward and began to bang his head on Xiao Jing's door.

Liu Mei hurriedly grabbed him.

"What are you doing here?"

"Senior sister, didn't you say use your head?"

Liu Mei sighed.

"You remember, your name is Liu Zhichang, not Liu Zhizhi! I'm pointing my fingers, not asking you to bang your head on the door, but asking you to use your brain to figure it out! ”

"Understood, senior sister, what do you say?" Liu Zhichang asked.

"Our Wanhu Mountain is a famous and decent family in the cultivation realm, and the means used are naturally above board, if you want to get the big sword, you must use one thing!" Liu Mei said.

"What's that?" Liu Zhichang asked.

"Mi Xiang!"

Liu Mei took out a bamboo tube from her waist with a righteous face and handed it to Liu Zhichang.

"You blow this incense into Xiao Jing's room, and then we cover our mouths and noses and go in, take the big sword and leave, and the task assigned by the master will be completed!"

Liu Zhichang adored and said: "It's still senior sister, you are smart." ”

He took the incense, came to Xiao Jing's house, inserted the incense into Xiao Jing's window paper, and blew it vigorously.

However, he felt as if the incense was blocked by something, and the smoke in the tube could not blow in at all, but poured back.

He choked and coughed, and in a moment he fell to the ground.

Liu Mei was taken aback.

When she pounced, she found that Liu Zhichang had been stunned.

She shook Liu Zhi and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Have you made enough trouble, people still have to sleep."

The door creaked open.

Xiao Jing rubbed his eyes and walked out of the room.

He slept so well that he didn't even hear Liu Zhichang bang his head on the door.

But after Liu Mei used the incense, he received a reminder of heavenly punishment.

Ding, the Heavenly Dao detects that the host is attacked by the incense, the cause and effect is reversed, the host's spirit is +5, and he is awake in an instant!

Who, it's so immoral, people sleep well to make trouble!

He got angry, blocked the incense tube with his hand, let the incense pour back, and then ran out with a pair of pants to see which one was not long-eyed.

I didn't expect to see Liu Mei as soon as I went out!

He quickly turned his back, this, this was really too embarrassing.

"Ugh." Liu Mei looked at Liu Zhichang who was lying on the ground, and sighed resentfully.

"Since it fell into your hands today, I have nothing to say, if you want to kill or chop, do whatever you want."

Xiao Jing's eyes lit up.

"Great, whatever I want?"

Looking at Xiao Jing's appearance, Liu Mei seemed to understand what he wanted, and she turned her heart on and began to unbutton her clothes.

Who knew that before she could untie her clothes, she suddenly found a bunch of things in front of her.

After a closer look, it turned out that Xiao Jing brought a bunch of dirty robes, socks, and shoes.

The last clean clothes on his body were burned by Liu Mei, and the rest had not had time to be washed, just as Liu Mei sent them to the door.

Liu Mei suddenly stopped her hand to unbutton it.

"You're ......"

Xiao Jing rubbed his hands: "I'm sorry, I haven't washed these things for a long time, can you please help me wash them, I'll wait to wear them tomorrow." ”

Let me gather the master of the upper realm and wash your clothes?

It's really not hurtful, it's very insulting!

Liu Mei hated so much that she almost crushed her jade teeth.

"In that case, why didn't you stop me when I took off my clothes just now?"

Xiao Jing said strangely: "What does it matter to me whether you take off your clothes or not, I just need you to wash my clothes." ”

Before she finished speaking, a sound of wind swept by, Liu Mei gritted her teeth, and ran away with her clothes in her arms.

In the end, she is a master of gathering qi in the upper realm, so it is naturally not a problem to wash some clothes. It didn't take long for her to come with her washed and dried clothes.

Xiao Jing thanked him repeatedly, and Liu Mei took away the unconscious Liu Zhichang with a straight face.

In the night, her scolding could still be heard in the distance.

"Xiao Jing, lie to this girl to wash your clothes, you are not a man!"

"Won't you just help wash your clothes, a little thing makes such a big fuss? It's strange to be a woman now. ”

Looking at her distant figure, Xiao Jing shook his head disappreciatively, hummed a little song and turned around and walked into the room.