Chapter 11 I Owe You Money in My Last Life?
"Come, drink the medicine, it's good for you."
Zuo Zhenzhen pushed a plate of elixir in front of Xiao Jing.
What is the ...... It's very familiar, Xiao Jing remembered the famous scene in the Water Margin, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
Zuo Zhenzhen took out a handkerchief and lovingly wiped it for him.
"Why are you sweating so much, are you tired from practicing just now?"
Xiao Jing smiled bitterly.
Senior sister, do you know, I only sweated when I saw such a big bowl of elixir, and if I drink this medicine, I don't know how much my value will be reduced!
This medicine must not be drunk, he quickly diverted the topic.
"Senior sister, what did you just do?"
These words were asked to Zuo Zhenzhen's heart.
She said worriedly: "I went to the sect just now to settle the accounts, the expenses allocated by Qitian City to the Cloud Mist Sect are almost exhausted, and the master can't afford to get drunk again, if this continues, the disciples can only go to the mountains to collect medicine to make a living." ”
Xiao Jing nodded, he understood most of it in his heart.
Master, the drunkenness of his old man, it seems that eighty percent of it is deliberate.
Seeing that the competition was hopeless and the sect's expenses were exhausted, he borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, and he couldn't afford to get drunk, so he really had a good calculation!
"Then what is the best way for Senior Sister?"
"There are two things that need to be done urgently, one is to let the master wake up quickly, and the other is to earn a sum of money for the sect to get out of the predicament."
Xiao Jing silently calculated in his heart, with the current situation of the Cloud Mist Sect, it seemed that it was not easy to make a sum of money, and it was more realistic to let the shepherd wake up in comparison.
Although he is not very interested in rescuing the shepherd, once this old guy wakes up, he has to get up early every day to practice, and he has to take a bunch of pills that make his blood depleted, but if he doesn't wake him up, Zuo Zhen is really powerless to deal with the current situation.
"Wake up Master, what is the panacea?" He asked.
Zuo Zhenzhen said: "I have checked the medical book, and it says that if you want to relieve the drunkenness of the immortals, you must use the heavenly awakening grass to boil water and take it." ”
"Where are we going to get this grass?" Xiao Jing asked.
"I heard that there is a forbidden land in Wanhu Mountain, and there are many precious elixirs in it, including Tianxing Grass, I originally wanted to go to the door to ask for it, but now that it looks like this, I can't help it." Zuo Zhen is really deflated.
Xiao Jing had an idea.
"If we can't get it, we can steal it."
"Steal?" Zuo Zhenzhen's head shook like a rattle.
"That forbidden land is heavily guarded, and it is said that there are spirit beasts guarding it, and we can't beat it at all with our skills, and if we alarm them, it will be even more difficult to get out."
"Why don't we go and lure the spirit beast away by ourselves, and the other person takes the opportunity to sneak into the forbidden land, take the elixir and run, won't it be okay?"
"Great idea!" Zuo Zhenzhen praised.
Hearing the compliment, Xiao Jing hurriedly checked the values on the lower panel, but fortunately, the theft had nothing to do with cultivation, and the values did not change in any way.
Zuo Zhenzhen suddenly frowned again.
"But we don't know where that forbidden land is."
Xiao Jing said: "You forgot, didn't we catch the silk seed, he has been to Wanhu Mountain, he must know where the forbidden land is." ”
"yes, such a good idea, I didn't think of it."
Zuo Zhenzhen couldn't care about eating, so she pulled Xiao Jing to get up and leave.
Xiao Jing looked back at the bowl of medicine, and for some reason, he suddenly had a feeling of the rest of his life.
The two of them came to the secret room where Cuscuta was being held.
She was tied to a wooden frame, with a thick iron chain tied to her feet, and was moaning weakly.
Seeing Xiao Jing and Zuo Zhenzhen coming in, he cheered up.
"Don't grind, kill if you want to kill, give it a good time."
Zuo Zhenzhen said: "Dodder silk, do you kill or release, wait for the master and his old man to wake up and make his own decision, now, you had better cooperate with us and tell us the location of the Tianxing Grass in Wanhu Mountain." ”
"So you want to steal the Awakening Grass?" Cuscuta turned her mind around all of a sudden.
"It's a pipe dream for me to cooperate with you! You just guard that drunk old man from dying, and wait for the elders of Wanhu Mountain to save me, and then I will consider letting you be my furnace! ”
Cuscuta laughed.
Zuo Zhenzhen was so angry that he trembled all over, and he wanted to rush up and tear his mouth apart.
Xiao Jing quietly pulled her away.
Susizi is narrow-minded and ruthless, after being expelled from the sect, he became angry, took refuge in the demon clan, and in turn offered a plan to annihilate the Cloud Mist Sect, even Liu Mei and Liu Zhichang of the demon clan are much better than him.
Such a person is not worth talking nonsense with him.
Xiao Jing took out a packet of white powdery objects, twisted a handful, put it in the tea, stirred it, and brought it to the front of the dodder silk.
"What is this?" She wasn't as calm as she was before.
"Don't be nervous, this is salt, anti-inflammatory and fire-quenching, thirst-quenching, for you, it's a rare good thing."
Xiao Jing said, dripping salt water onto the wound where Susizi was stabbed by Zuo Zhenzhen.
"Ahh She let out a miserable howl, and the muscles on her face writhed.
"To say or not to say?" Xiao Jing said lightly.
"If you don't say it, you won't say it if you kill me!"
Xiao Jing smiled.
"Then I'll give you one more good thing."
He pulled out a slimy-looking bottle of liquid.
"What is this?"
"Honey."
"What are you doing with honey?" Cussa asked nervously.
Xiao Jing said slowly: "If this thing is applied to the wound, it will attract ants after a while, and then you will be itchy and unbearable, which is very different from the pain just now." ”
Cuscuta's forehead was covered with cold sweat.
"This is just one wound, if you have a few more wounds on your body, then you will enjoy the bliss on earth."
Xiao Jing said, and he was about to apply it to the wound of the dodder seed.
"Please, no, don't...... It's horrible. ”
Cuscuta said in fear.
"Is this terrible? Have you ever heard of a punishment called the Skinning Method? ”
Xiao Jing brought out what he learned from the movie in his previous life.
"What is the peeling method?"
Cuscuta had a bad premonition.
Xiao Jing gestured and said: "First bury your whole person in the sand, bury it, only expose a dead man's head, then use a knife to cut it in the middle of the head, open a dead man's hole, and then pour mercury into your wound, wow!" You're going to be itchy all over the place! ”
The cold sweat on her forehead couldn't help but flow.
"What if it's itchy?"
Xiao Jing spread his hands: "It's hard to stop, I'm going to desperately find a hole to drill!" He saw a hole in the top of the open head, and wow, he didn't even want the skin, and it came out with a chirp! By the way, don't you feel itchy now? ”
"Don't say it, don't say it." Dodder said desperately: "I recruit, I recruit, anything." ”
"Wouldn't it be nice to do this earlier, otherwise I wouldn't have to suffer so much." Xiao Jing comforted.
Zuo Zhenzhen secretly gave Xiao Jing a thumbs up.
"Senior sister, don't be stunned, hurry up and get a pen and paper, senior brother can't wait to draw us a map of Wanhu Mountain." Xiao Jing Nunu mouth.
"Ah, when did I say I wanted to draw you a map of Wanhu Mountain?" Cuscuta was stunned.
"It doesn't matter if you don't paint, senior brother, have you ever heard of a punishment called cannon branding, which is to put people on a red-hot soldering iron and hold them, snort, that burst of meat smells......"
"Okay, okay, I'll draw!" Cuscuta tears and tears.
"Also, when will the disciples of Ten Thousand Fox Mountain patrol, and who will guard the forbidden land?"
"Why should I tell you the beauty of thinking!"
"Senior brother, do you know a method called inviting you into the urn, it's very fun, it is to bring a big urn, add fire on all sides, and when it is hot, put people in it......"
A desperate cry of collapse rang out from the chamber.
"Xiao Jing, I, why do I owe you money in my last life?"