He Jinshui's storage space is a magic ring, the best goods given to him by Archmage Gangze when he left Didu Night City, the space is huge, and it is the best storage space for him except for the dungeon. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info He has a large number of alcoholic beverages and fine ingredients stored here for himself to enjoy at any time.

Because the team is not short of money now, and He Jinshui's team governance concept has always been to enjoy adventures and make a lot of money, the monthly income of several key members is scary. As the commander of the regiment and one of the shareholders of the corps, his worth naturally rose and he enjoyed the benefits of extremely inflated wealth.

When ordinary people have money, they can just buy real estate, or buy a large number of fields, or even open a few workshops and shops, and they can enjoy life happily. He Jinshui is different from them, he has always regarded himself as a passerby in another world, and he will return to Earth one day in the future. Even he decided that if he married Elena here in the future and had children, he would fully respect the other party's wishes, she was willing to leave with him, and if she didn't want to, she would be willing to give up, after all, everyone has the best things in their hearts to wait, isn't it?

So he had money, but he didn't want to buy real estate, so he took the word "eat" to the extreme, and tasted all the delicious food.

Judging from what he drinks, the monkey drunk in the Dawn Forest, as well as the most prestigious daughter of the empire, Hong, and other high-quality wines are his favorites, in addition, this buddy's red wine, fruit wine, mountain wine, whatever is expensive, buy anything, all in the storage ring.

Judging from the food, he is more particular. There is no stir-fry in this world, mainly barbecue and boiling, he prefers barbecue, and he has developed a good pair of skills, and he can talk about masturbation in his spare time. As this kid's wallet gradually enriches, it is difficult for ordinary ingredients to enter his eyes, so he treasures all kinds of delicacies in the storage space, everything that flies in the sky, swims in the water, runs on the ground, and all kinds of rare and delicious things are in the bag, such as swallow wings and abalone cucumber, special chicken and duck, delicious beef, all kinds of seafood, foie gras, caviar and other precious ingredients have piled up the storage ring slowly, enough for him to enjoy.

In order to attract Xiaobai to join, he took out the posture of becoming a benevolent if he didn't succeed, took out all the good goods, and enjoyed a delicious meal for one person and one monkey. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the two guys only felt a little full. This meal was eating and drinking, dozens of bottles and cans were emptied, all kinds of bones were piled up high and high, and the two guys were just slightly drunk, their stomachs bulged slightly, and they even had a feeling of unfinished.

"This guy!" He Jinshui looked at Xiaobai quietly, and found that he had eaten more than 100 catties of food and drank more than a dozen barrels of high-quality wine, but there was no, a pair of brown pupils were extremely bright, but he felt more and more sober. This made him a little curious, looking at the other party's short body, he really couldn't imagine where all those seafood had been eaten by it. "Could it be that its mouth is like a Tinker Bell pocket, and it has a teleportation function?" he said with a smile to himself.

The two guys had almost finished eating, and the fight ended. He Jinshui hummed a little song and began to pick his teeth comfortably, while Xiaobai carefully combed his hair and cleaned up his greasy paws quietly.

"Xiaobai, you little monkey is really poor and exquisite, and you pay more attention to image than a beautiful woman!" He Jinshui stretched out his oily big hand and patted the other party's shoulder with a smile, but it quietly dodged away.

He Jinshui retracted his palm in a daze, his face was slightly gloomy, he couldn't figure out that he was actually despised by a monkey, thinking to himself Is there still a heavenly reason, is there still a royal law, is it possible that the image of his brother has reached the point where even a monkey looks down on him? Rao is face is like a city wall, and he is a little unbearable.

However, this embarrassment was only short-lived, He Jinshui touched the back of his head, and said to the other party with a smile and a seductive tone: "Xiaobai, this meal feels okay!"

The little monkey tilted his head and thought about it seriously, and actually followed He Jinshui's previous appearance, stretched out his thumb and praised it.

"After that, I'll get you to eat every day, okay?" He Jinshui smiled like a big bad wolf.

"Squeak!" Xiaobai danced happily and nodded repeatedly.

"Then do you think this is good!" He Jinshui was about to see the dagger, squeezed out a smile and said: "Otherwise, you will mess with me in the future, and you will be covered by your brother." Good wine and good meat are available every day, and special fruits are exchanged for eating, what do you think?" he waved his hand and said proudly.

"Shhh Its eyebrows furrowed slightly, its nose frowned slightly, and its timid appearance looked very cute, as if after some struggle and hesitation, it still slowly shook its head and refused directly.

"How can this be, this is not what I want to get the plot!" He Jinshui was stunned, and a thousand grass and mud horses in his heart were galloping past like thousands of horses, eager to grab the other party's neck and shake it vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Big brother, don't you admit it if you eat it dry, it's too unkind! Haven't you heard of 'receiving the grace of dripping water will be a spring', if you are not willing to agree, why did you eat so happily just now!"

He thought about it for a while, but he couldn't help but let out a snort, he was amused by himself, and secretly said in his heart: "I'm really wrong, it's just a monkey, I actually look at it with human eyes, I'm really anxious." ”

He rolled his eyes, still not giving up, so he puffed out his cheeks and continued: "You are an outsider like me, this world is really dangerous! There are man-eating demons and fierce monsters everywhere, are you really not afraid?" ”

Xiao Bai was a little moved, and looked at the other party with wide eyes and was about to nod in agreement, but it thought of something, hesitated again, and then slowly shook its head, and once again rejected He Jinshui's suggestion.

"There are man-eating demons everywhere, very ferocious!" He Jinshui pretended to be fierce, and stretched out ten fingers towards the other party with long teeth and five claws.

Xiao Bai chuckled, his body began to turn into lightning, and his body was strangely pierced back and forth in the huge and empty cave, bringing out the sound of whirring wind, and finally broke a few milky stone pillars at random, making the surrounding area dusty. It clapped its hands and paced back to He Jinshui's face, with a smug expression.

"Okay, well, I know that you are a brave little monkey, with high skills, not afraid or afraid!" He Jinshui couldn't cry and laughed, raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender.

This can't be done, that's not possible, He Jinshui touched his chin and decided to play the emotional card! He laughed dryly, patted the other party's shoulder affectionately, squeezed out an amiable look and said: "Xiaobai, I'm very strange, how can a wise and martial Sumeru monkey like you be alone, where are all your companions?"

The little monkey raised its head, thought for a while, as if it couldn't recall the past experience, it pointed to the sky with its finger, and then stretched out its hands to make a flying gesture, and its mouth was very cute.

"Oh, I see!" He Jinshui clapped his hands and smiled, "You and your compatriots originally flew here through some kind of flying machine, but what about the other monkeys?"

Xiao Bailiang's shining eyes dimmed, his expression was gloomy, and he shook his head and didn't answer him.

He Jinshui continued: "That snake demon seems to have also mentioned that you are the last Sumeru mountain monkey in the world, right?"

The little monkey nodded, his mood getting lower and lower.

"There is a door!" He Jinshui saw the other party's appearance and felt that he had hit the other party's pulse, so he puffed up his cheeks and said with a smile and vinegar: "It's so pitiful, are you lonely, are you lonely?"

Tears glistened in the little monkey's eyes, and there was a glimmer of light. It nodded vigorously, making no secret of its loneliness.

"Oh, is this kind of life interesting?" He Jinshui smiled like a gray wolf, and while spreading out his palm to stroke the other party's white hair, he comforted him softly: "You, a little monkey lives here alone." When you're thirsty, no one feeds you, and when you're sick, no one cares about you. No one to share with you when you are happy, no one to bear with you when you are in pain. You are walking in this world like a lonely ghost, if you are born, old, sick and die one day in the future, no one in this world will miss you, miss you, and leave a tear for you, do you want to live such a life?"

He Jinshui seemed to be moved by his words, at this moment he was no longer an otaku, no longer a samurai, but a confidant sister, the most intimate kind!

Xiaobai listened patiently to his description, and the scene described by the other party appeared in his head, and he shuddered involuntarily, holding his head in pain and shaking vigorously.

"Come on, go on!" He Jinshui encouraged himself, rubbed his hands and said: "Also, brother, I see that you are not too young, and you haven't found a few female monkeys to accompany you, isn't your vision too high?"

Somehow, Xiaobai ignored his words, and turned his head away with a squeak, his dissatisfied look overflowing.

"How can this be, it's too shocking!" He Jinshui scratched his head, his face was puzzled, and he thought in his heart: "Could it be that the orientation of the monkey is also abnormal?"

Thinking of this, he looked Xiaobai up and down, trying to detect a little clue from the other party's eyes. A glimmer of light crossed his mind, and he suddenly realized, slapped his slap and stomped his foot, and laughed out loud: "I said why are you not interested in female monkeys, it turns out that you are a female monkey after a long time!"

Xiaobai gave her a hygienic eye, raised her head high as if she was very dissatisfied, as if she was puffing up and said, "You only know now?"

"Gotcha!" He Jinshui suddenly down-to-earth, and the tall image of the little monkey McGinn swaying and dragging suddenly came to his mind, so he leaned over and said with a smile: "Coincidentally, I have an invincible monkey king here, a handsome guy! It must be in line with your aesthetics, I want to introduce it to you, I wonder if Xiaobai is interested?"

"Squeak!" Xiao Bai suddenly became energetic, with a hopeful look in his jewel-like eyes, his breathing accelerated suddenly, his hands were a little cramped and restless, and his expression became a little twisted, and his longing expression was overflowing.

"McGinn, don't blame brother, this is for your good!" He Jinshui mourned for it for 10 seconds in his heart, and in line with the idea that a friend of the Dead Dao will not die and the poor Dao, he turned around and betrayed it.

"Today, I'm going to introduce a golden monkey king!" He Jinshui cleared his throat and said with a smile: "It not only stands up to the sky, but also is so handsome, it is popular among thousands of female monkeys, and it has already become a monkey in their deep dreams!"

"It is majestic, dignified, and the people of the rivers and lakes give it the nickname Tongtian Giant Ape, you just hear the name to know what kind of style it is. Hey, it's not too tall, it's usually about the same as you, but once it enters the combat state, it can transform into a ten-zhang giant ape, which is extremely powerful, and becomes a powerful creature comparable to the Shenlong clan. How about such a handsome monkey guy being a boyfriend?"

Xiaobai didn't answer, and he had already fallen into a beautiful vision. "Boom", its saliva began to flow uncontrollably.

"It's going to be done, hehe!" He Jinshui was happy, and then said: "Our Maijin, he is still a bachelor, and his vision is not ordinarily high, and ordinary female monkeys don't even look at it. I've tried to find a companion many times, but it's all refused. Speaking of this, He Jinshui felt a dry mouth, grabbed the wine jug on the ground and drank a few big sips, and then smacked his lips beautifully, looking comfortable, but he didn't say anything.

Xiaobai was falling into a beautiful vision, and suddenly fell from the clouds to the ground, and suddenly became anxious. It looked at each other with round eyes, and suddenly jumped on He Jinshui's shoulder, scratching his hair hard, squeaking in a hurry, with a posture that you don't want to be clean if you don't say it.

"Okay, okay, I'll go on!" The otaku became more and more sure that the monkey had taken the bait, so he said nonsense: "At that time, I was so angry, pointed to its nose and said: You also look down on it, you can't look down on it, if the female monkey doesn't marry, do you still want to marry a princess and go home!" Xiaobai looked at him tightly, his heart seemed to be tightened all of a sudden, he pricked up his ears and listened hard, he didn't even dare to come out of the atmosphere, and his heart began to rise up and down.

"This kid actually looked arrogant and sneered at my questioning!" He Jinshui smiled. (To be continued.) )