Chapter 9: I'll Teach You How to Soak Me!
In the crape myrtle palace, the scenery is picturesque.
The green trees are thick and the summer days are long, and the buildings are reflected in the pond.
The water spirit curtain moves and the breeze rises, and the roses are full of incense.
The sun is shining, and the spring is just right.
Fish play among lotus leaves, magpies sing, and animals frolic.
The spring breeze willow bank, green loquats, bright flowers.
In the beautiful scenery of the good day, Li Changsheng and Shangguan Wan'er walked aimlessly, one after the other.
"Little Lord."
I don't know how long I walked, Shangguan Wan'er suddenly stopped, stopped the young man who hadn't turned back once during the garden, and complained:
"You see us walking like this, how can we have a date?"
"Hmm."
Li Changsheng choked, turned his head stupidly, and asked:
"So what should a date look like?"
If you want him to kill people and flirt with girls, he really doesn't know anything!
In the fairy world above, the male fairy and the female fairy sit in the south and face the north, and the eight poles can't hit one side, where does he go to fall in love with someone?
Wu Zetian was the first woman he had ever seen.
"Shouldn't the prince hold Wan'er's hand?"
Shangguan Wan'er raised her right hand, and on her wrist, the marriage bell jingled, crisp and pleasant:
"You let people see it like this, and you think we have some kind of conflict."
"Oh."
Li Changsheng didn't think about whether what Shangguan Wan'er said was right, since she made a request, it was better to do it herself.
The master said that if you don't understand something, you have to ask less and learn more.
He obediently took a few steps back and took Shangguan Wan'er's tender hand.
Rou Jing clenched it, and Li Changsheng's face turned red.
At this moment, Shangguan Wan'er was stunned.
She found that Li Changsheng's hands were full of sweat!
How nervous did he have to be?
Thinking.
Shangguan Wan'er took the initiative to clasp Li Changsheng's hand and teased:
"Little prince, is Wan'er your first lover?"
"Ahh Yes? ”
The sudden question made Li Changsheng a little confused.
He stumbled and replied:
"No... Not counting... Your Majesty... Your Majesty is the first..."
"Wood."
Shangguan Wan'er was obviously not satisfied with this answer.
She rolled her eyes, with a "you're not helped" expression, and said angrily:
"The little prince can't even speak sweet words?"
"Sweet talk?"
Li Changsheng wondered.
I'm telling the truth:
"How should I answer?"
"Stupid."
Shangguan Wan'er patted the back of Li Changsheng's hand and said:
"You should say, Wan'er is the first woman to enter your heart, if you are a little more scummy, you can say it with a clear conscience, and it is also the last."
"In short, how can you make a girl happy, just come, don't care if the promise can be fulfilled or not, we will forget it in two days."
After speaking, Shangguan Wan'er also blushed.
It is estimated that she never dreamed that she would one day teach a boy how to soak herself...
Is there anything more bizarre than that?
Yes!
That is Li Changsheng's brain circuit:
"Isn't that a lie?"
"Liar..."
Shangguan Wan'er held her forehead and said speechlessly:
"Although I know you're lying, I'll still be happy to hear it, what girl doesn't like to hear lies?"
"You like to be scammed?"
"You!"
Shangguan Wan'er was really angry with Li Chang.
She stomped her foot viciously, glared angrily at the young man who couldn't turn a tendon, and scolded with hatred:
"Rotten wood can't be carved, elm head."
taught him to pick up girls by himself, and he even mocked himself in turn?
Big Bad!
I really don't know how His Majesty likes him!
"I... Am I saying the wrong thing? ”
Looking at Shangguan Wan'er's indignant expression, the young man asked in a low voice.
He's not good at getting along with girls, he's not an idiot.
"I'm sorry..."
"Don't don't, little prince, Wan'er didn't mean that."
Li Changsheng's aggrieved appearance is really too pitiful.
Shangguan Wan'er was full of guilt by his appearance, and hurriedly hugged Li Changsheng's arm, squeezed and swayed, and coaxed:
"It's okay, everything has a first time, if the little prince doesn't fall in love, Wan'er slowly teaches the prince to be, good."
He is handsome and can really do whatever he wants.
Obviously, Li Changsheng didn't understand the amorous feelings, said the wrong thing, and in the end, it was as if Shangguan Wan'er was sorry for Li Changsheng.
"Okay."
Li Changsheng nodded vigorously and said:
"Let's keep shopping."
"Uh-huh."
The two were about to walk around.
"Yo, isn't this Miss Wan'er?"
Suddenly, a figure walked not far away, speaking in a male duck voice, and said:
"Who is this little white face? It won't be Wan'er, your face, right? ”
The sound is extremely discordant, and the comer is not good.
When she saw the comer clearly, Shangguan Wan'er frowned:
"Zhao Laifu, don't look for trouble, this is His Royal Highness the Regent!"
The person who came was a chief eunuch, named Zhao Laifu, who was a great eunuch.
When Shangguan Wan'er was a palace maid before, this person coveted her beauty and often harassed her, and later Wu Zetian ascended the throne, and Shangguan Wan'er followed the light, this person didn't dare to pester her openly, but it was indispensable to meet and ridicule.
If it is usually enough, Shangguan Wan'er is too lazy to bother with him, but this time Li Changsheng is here.
He is the prince personally granted by His Majesty, who shocked him, who bears this responsibility?
But Zhao Laifu was obviously instructed by others to deliberately provoke trouble.
"What kind of bullshit prince, isn't it His Majesty's face yet?"
He pointed at Shangguan Wan'er's nose arrogantly and scolded:
"Shangguan Wan'er, you pick up Your Majesty's man, it's really shameless!"
"Zhao Laifu, you are presumptuous!"
Shangguan Wan'er guessed that there was someone behind Zhao Laifu.
However, she didn't want to know who was behind Zhao Laifu.
She just wanted to protect Li Changsheng.
Li Changsheng is not only His Majesty's man, but also her man.
Even if she hasn't fallen in love with him yet.
Don't wait for Shangguan Wan'er to do it...
"Noise."
Suddenly, Li Changsheng said inexplicably.
Just this sentence made Shangguan Wan'er's heart beat sluggishly.
She is a person who practices martial arts, and her perception is different from ordinary people.
She clearly sensed that when Li Changsheng blurted out these words, the air around her... It dropped several degrees in an instant.
Look at the boy again, the boy is no longer shy.
In a trance, Shangguan Wan'er was in his eyes... I saw a monstrous sea of blood!
"Poof!"
In the blink of an eye, the sword came out of its sheath.
Shangguan Wan'er looked down and saw that the Tang knife on her waist was gone.
The dark passage is not good, when you look up...
saw that the knife was firmly inserted in Zhao Laifu's chest!
Pierce, draw, retract, all in one go.
"Poof!"
Zhao Laifu's chest, blood gushing wildly.
It was so fast that she barely had time to stop it!
"Boom."
In a moment, Zhao Laifu's corpse fell straight to the ground, his eyes widened, staring at Li Changsheng's direction, and he didn't bat at death.
Five steps of blood flow.
"Well... It's ruthless. ”
Shangguan Wan'er muttered.
Who would have thought that this beautiful boy who would have knotted his tongue and sweated his palms in the face of girls, and didn't even dare to look at girls...
Kill people without blinking an eye!
It was as if he had just done a trivial thing like stepping on an ant on the side of the road or eating a light meal.
What an indifferent heart!
Li Changsheng slapped the Tang knife in mid-air, inserted it back into the scabbard on Shangguan Wan'er's waist impartially, and said lightly:
"Let's go."
He didn't take killing to heart.
It is the nature of immortals to regard human life as a mustard, and no matter how much Li Changsheng loves Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, he can't change this.
It's a concept that's ingrained in his bones.
Shangguan Wan'er opened her mouth, but finally didn't say anything and followed.
She became more and more interested in this teenager who was becoming more and more impenetrable.
Shortly after the two left.
Out of the bushes came a man in armor.
The man kicked Zhao Laifu's corpse, confirmed that he was not breathing, and a killing intent flashed in his eyes:
"Li Changsheng, General Ben remembers you!"