Yin time.

Everything is silent.

Wu Zetian waited left and right, and did not wait for Li Changsheng to enter the house.

"How did it take so long to burn a few corpses?"

With a mutter, Wu Zetian was just about to get up and go to see the situation.

Empress Xiao grabbed her wrist and smiled and pouted at the window.

Looking at Empress Xiao's perspective, the corners of Wu Zetian's eyes twitched.

Okay.

This little guy must have burned the corpse for the first time, and he found it interesting, so he actually entertained himself, and had a lot of fun!

When Wu Zetian looked out the window, Li Changsheng was burning the left arm of a corpse with a fire.

Halfway through the burning, half of his left arm remained, but he put out the fire and burned it with his right arm.

Perhaps it was not enough to burn like this, and his right arm was also burned halfway, so he brought a new corpse and burned the two corpses cross.

He burned the two corpses for half an hour, until the corpses were no longer human, and then he gave up and burned the corpses to ashes.

The night breeze blew, the ashes flew, and Li Changsheng clapped his hands and laughed.

The corners of the smiling mouth are about to grin to the root of the ear.

When I took Guan Wan'er's virginity, I didn't see him so happy.

"I'll never let him do such menial work again!"

Wu Zetian's teeth itched, and he pushed open the door angrily, holding his willow waist with both hands, like a pretty widow scolding people on the street at the entrance of the village, and shouted:

"Stinky little ghost, stop playing, hurry up and bring me back to sleep!"

"Huh?"

Li Changsheng half-squatted and turned his head, looking at Wu Zetian in confusion:

"There are still corpses that have not been burned."

[What's the matter with the little empress? 】

[Did I mess with her again? 】

[Why do you murder me at every turn? 】

"Burn your head, burn."

Li Changsheng's voice became the last straw that crushed Wu Cao.

The transcendent mind that she recited after reciting the Buddha for several years can always be trampled on by Li Changsheng's strange actions countless times:

"I'll give you another minute, if you can't finish burning, you won't want to go to bed!"

"Bang!"

The door was slammed shut.

Li Changsheng blinked, looked at the door, and then looked at the corpse.

Shaking his head helplessly, he saluted with one hand, and said to himself:

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable."

"The master said that women are tigers, and they don't deceive me."

…

“58。”

“59。”

"Smack."

At the last second before the countdown ended, Li Changsheng crashed into the house.

Then he didn't stop the car and knocked down the porcelain on the table.

Cracking sound...

The porcelain shattered to the ground.

"You've got enough!"

Wu Zetian, who finally calmed down his anger, exploded again:

"Little ancestor, can you not be so reckless? Can you not be fussful? Can you look like an immortal? ”

When Wu Zetian is angry, her chest will rise and fall with her breathing.

But Li Changsheng was not interested in watching it.

"Eh, do you know I'm an immortal?"

He was only curious that he hadn't confessed yet, how did Wu Zetian know his identity, which was different from his preset script.

I know what you know!

Wu Zetian secretly snickered, pointed at Empress Xiao, and said:

"She told me, hee-hee."

Seeing that she was sold by Emperor Wu so soon, Xiao Meiniang smiled.

"Remarkable to you?"

Li Changsheng's attitude towards Xiao Meiniang and Wu Zetian is completely one heaven and one place, and he doesn't treat Queen Xiao as a person:

"I haven't settled your account with you yet, is it a bad beating?"

[I originally wanted to pretend to be an X with the little queen.] 】

[Yes, the plan is in the soup.] 】

[Why is this girl's mouth so broken? 】

Although Xiao Meiniang is a big beauty, Li Changsheng is not the kind of stallion who can't walk when he sees a beauty.

Her beauty is placed here by Li Changsheng, and it has no effect at all, and she is not even as weighty as Liu Ru is son.

"Be respectful, she is the queen mother of the former dynasty."

Wu Zetian deliberately matched Li Changsheng and Empress Xiao, and didn't want the two of them to be like enemies, so he took the initiative to take Li Changsheng's hand and said:

"You have to call the Queen Mother, this is polite."

"Oh."

Li Changsheng replied and said:

"Queen Mother, tell me about your origins."

The Queen Mother called, but her tone was still blunt.

It may be because of Empress Xiao's immortality.

Wu Zetian couldn't help, so he had to tell Li Changsheng the ins and outs of the matter for Empress Xiao again.

After listening, Li Changsheng was furious:

[Bastard thing! 】

[Dare to refine the longevity gold pill privately? 】

[These idiots are getting more and more unruly! ] 】

[I have to take the time to go back and report this matter to the master.] 】

Wu Zetian's heart suddenly burst:

It seems like...

It is against the rules of heaven to refine medicine for mortals...

That...

The elixir of my life...

No, I can't harm immortals and break the law!

The empress looked sideways, looked at the fairy who was playing with her slender hand, and said secretly:

Isn't it immortality?

You are more important than immortality!

In the dead of night, the three of them have their own agendas.

Quietly in the house.

"You, your name is Xiao Meiniang, right?"

After being silent for nearly half a quarter of an hour, Li Changsheng decided to put aside the matter of the immortal's private refining of medicine first, he had to deal with this mortal who took medicine first:

"You are immortal, you have broken the rules, normally speaking, I should have killed you and sent your soul down to the eighteenth layer of hell."

"But those who don't know are not guilty, and my majesty seems to like you very much, and this seat now gives you a chance to atone for your sins."

The important thing is not that those who don't know are not guilty, it is Wu Zetian's favorite.

"Xie Xianjun's grace of not killing."

Xiao Meiniang immediately understood, and knelt down to the two of them very knowingly and thanked them:

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your intercession."

Wu Zetian politely called her the queen mother, she wouldn't be really stupid to be the queen mother, now it's the Great Zhou, not the Great Sui.

"Very well, get up."

Li Changsheng likes to communicate with sensible people:

"The devil swears, you know?"

"Hui Xianjun, I know."

Because of her immortality, Xiao Meiniang will look through some ancient books related to cultivation in her spare time, and she is also a half-hung monk.

She still knew some of the monks' common sense.

The so-called great oath of the heart demon is to swear with the heart of the Tao.

No one who has made this oath will dare to disobey it.

Therefore, he swears to be witnessed by the Great Dao, from the immortals to the mortals, as long as he violates it, he will suffer from the suffering of the demons devouring his heart.

Mortals are reduced to idiots and crippled for the rest of their lives.

The monks and immortals went mad and fell.

By the way, so far, there has been no precedent for a creature to survive after breaking the Great Oath of the Demon in its Heart.

"It's good to know."

Li Changsheng leaned into Wu Zetian's arms and said calmly:

"Listen, this seat wants you to make a demon vow, swear not to reveal the secret of immortality, and you will not be allowed to cultivate for the rest of your life."

"In addition, capital crimes can be avoided, living crimes cannot be escaped, you have to be a slave to Your Majesty, five hundred years, five hundred years later, this seat will give you freedom."

Wu Zetian was stunned.

Do you want a queen who has been favored to be a slave for herself?

Wouldn't this punishment be too severe?

Wu Zetian also wanted to intercede for Empress Xiao, but Li Changsheng didn't give her a chance, pinched her jade hand, and said righteously:

"This is a matter of my fairy world, you can't interfere."

Wu Zetian pouted.

Looking at the young man who didn't leave him any room for maneuver, Xiao Meiniang sighed after some psychological struggle:

"Okay, I promise."

Drive a hard bargain?

Hehe.

Being able to save his life is already Li Changsheng's face for Wu Zetian.

If you have too many mouths to anger Li Changsheng...

Life is gone, what freedom to talk about?

"Hmm."

Li Changsheng nodded his chin lightly and said:

"Let's get started."

"Yes, Xianjun."

Xiao Meiniang raised her right hand, raised three jade fingers, and said solemnly:

"I, Xiao Meiniang, make a big oath here, and the avenue of heaven and earth will witness it."

"I voluntarily keep the secret of immortality, voluntarily never step into the ranks of monks, voluntarily become the slave of the queen of heaven, and devote myself to serving the mother for five hundred years.

The oath falls.

The clouds rolled and thunder roared.

A bright light descended from the sky and did not enter Xiao Meiniang's eyebrows.

The avenue fulfilled the oath.

"Immortal Jun is satisfied?"

Xiao Meiniang touched her smooth and white forehead and asked softly.

"yes, that's fine."

After the matter was done, Li Changsheng curled up in Wu Zetian's chest, turned his face faster than turning a book, smiled like a sunny boy next door, and said:

"Okay, it's over, if Your Majesty has any questions in your heart, just ask, and I will answer what I can say for you."