Chapter Twenty-Nine: Can Immortals Be Shy?

"Master Jie, you're not a good person."

Wu Zetian said faintly.

"yes, yes."

Seeing that Wu Zetian believed it, Li Changsheng struck while the iron was hot, and hurriedly confided in Wu Zetian about his tragic experience over the years.

"You don't know how terrible my master is, she doesn't let me touch women, I can't talk to men."

"Just two days before I went to the lower realm, a sect master came to me to talk about the division of the territory, didn't he stay with me for a little longer?"

"The result? My master directly copied someone's house the next day, and more than 1,000 people from the human sect were all buried alive by my master! ”

"Think about how terrible my master is."

In the next hour, Li Changsheng made up a bunch of small stories to deepen the master's sick image in Wu Zetian's heart.

What's the matter, seven points true and three points false.

It's true that a sect was buried alive.

But the reason is not so petty.

It's because the sect master of that sect, relying on his own seniority, actually wants to do something to Li Changxian...

Two big men!

Bullying their own apprentices like this, who can bear it?

But there is one thing Li Changsheng did not lie:

His master is really a sick girl!

Although his master is usually very soft, weak and clever in front of him, his possessiveness has been paranoid to the point of unreasonableness.

Even Li Changsheng's Red Dust Tribulation should have been crossed thousands of years ago.

However, his master would rather abandon his five thousand years of cultivation than give Li Changsheng a change of life.

In the end, he dragged his red dust tribulation back for another thousand years, just to possess him for another thousand years.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no delay this time, his master would not have let him go down to the earth to cross the catastrophe.

"Woo, our parents are so pitiful."

After listening to the story.

Wu Zetian was like a hungry wolf, his eyes were shining, and he suddenly pounced on Li Changsheng.

Then he used his wide robe to cover the young man's body, and he ravaged the young man's face.

The robe moved, Xiao Meiniang hurriedly closed the curtain and plugged in the door.

"Subjected to the devastation of the master for thousands of years..."

"Bah."

"Qing's young heart must have been greatly traumatized..."

"Bah."

"Let the Queen Mother comfort you."

"Bah... Bah... Bah..."

The empress's hot kiss swept in like a storm.

In the robe, Li Changsheng's head was blank.

【it!】 】

[Aren't you talking about business? 】

[What do you do when you kiss me suddenly?] Stop! 】

Wu Zetian ignored him.

The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, and the insects and birds are chirping.

Every inch of skin on Li Changsheng's face and neck was invaded by Wu Zetian, and his body was covered with Wu Zetian's body fragrance.

Wu Zetian's lips were numb, and he finally lifted his robe.

"Ah, cool!"

Wu Zetian exhaled a mouthful of aroma, spread out his limbs, and lay on his back on the bed in a large zigzag shape, with a happy face.

And Li Changsheng, who was under his jade arm, was like the little daughter-in-law who was robbed up the mountain by bandits to be the lady of the village, with a humiliated face and dull eyes.

Xiao Meiniang remembered a poem:

The belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and it made people haggard for Yi.

Li Changsheng is haggard and has nothing to love.

"Whew."

After resting for a while and relieving his breath, Wu Zetian got up again, pressed on Li Changsheng's chest, looked directly at Li Changsheng's deep eyes, and said in a low voice:

"The criminal Li Changsheng, keep in mind the punishment just now, this time I will forgive you first, and then dare to deceive me, I will make you unable to get out of bed!"

"Do you understand?"

The spirit of the emperor is fully demonstrated.

Li Changsheng didn't know that his little trick failed to hide Wu Zetian's insight, and gave the female emperor a reason to take advantage of him in vain:

[A good move will be calculated. 】

[Why is the emperor so difficult to fool? 】

[Alas, I should have known. 】

[Mei Niang is the emperor, how can she be the emperor if she is not witty? ] 】

"The Queen Mother... I... I was wrong. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to mess with you."

Wu Zetian pinched Li Changsheng's cheeks, lying on the side of the bed, his clothes were half-open, full of charm, charming and natural, and asked:

"Seriously, what are you doing at the border? There's a war going on there. ”

"A friend gave me a gift."

Li Changsheng pulled up Wu Meiniang's collar and said:

"I'll have to get it myself."

"Friends?"

Wu Zetian was stunned:

"Do you have friends in mortals? Who is it? ”

Li Changsheng smiled without answering, and pointed to the sky:

"Unspeakable."

Wu Zetian seemed to understand, and no longer took on this topic:

"Do you want me to come with you?"

"No, I don't want to make it too much of a hit."

Li Changsheng shook his head and said:

"Don't mention it to anyone, I'll come back when I'm done."

"Got it."

Seeing that Li Changsheng had his own arrangements, Wu Zetian didn't dare to take care of it, for fear of ruining Li Changsheng's layout.

"Go to sleep, it's almost dawn."

Wu Zetian waved his hand at Xiao Meiniang:

"Come here, put your arms around him."

Empress Xiao's expression froze, she hesitated in place for a few seconds, but still bent down and said:

"Yes, Your Majesty."

She's smart here.

She is right about her identity, and she can afford to put it down.

She knows that now she is just a prisoner, and it is Wu Zetian who she holds, who she holds, who she loves and who she gives her body to.

She could only pray that Li Changsheng would not act too out of line later.

Uneasy, Empress Xiao took off her boots, collapsed, clinging to Li Changsheng from behind, and put her jade leg on his leg.

The first time she shared a pillow, Queen Xiao couldn't let go, wearing white socks, and the rustling touch of the white socks made Li Changsheng's face red again.

Charming Ganye Temple.

The three were silent.

Wu Zetian slept peacefully.

Not long after lying down, I started to be coquettish.

Li Changsheng couldn't sleep tonight.

After a while, Li Changsheng suddenly called softly:

"The Queen Mother."

"Huh?"

Xiao Meiniang responded quickly, and she couldn't sleep.

The first time she hugged a strange man, she could hear his heartbeat.

Powerful and powerful.

"Did anyone say you're fierce?"

Li Changsheng asked.

"What?"

Xiao Meiniang didn't react to what Li Changsheng meant:

"There is no fierce immortal monarch in the concubine's body."

"Not this."

Li Changsheng's voice was as small as a mosquito, and he teased:

"If a woman looks down and doesn't see her toes, she is already the best in the world."

"Hooligans."

The second time Xiao Meiniang understood, her face turned red:

"Xianjun is very good at playing?"

"Don't call me Xianjun, I don't like it."

Li Changsheng combed the sleeping Wu Meiniang's slightly messy hair, and said:

"Call me by name, or call me the prince."

"Okay, that concubine calls you the prince."

chatting, the relationship between the two has become a little closer, Xiao Meiniang's nerves are no longer so tight, and gradually relaxed, and she also joked with Li Changsheng:

"Lord Wang, you call Your Majesty for a while, and then call Your Majesty the Queen Mother, do you have any special hobbies?"

"This..."

Li Changsheng, who asked this question, blushed, and suddenly lost his desire to chat:

"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy."

With a perfunctory remark, Li Changsheng closed his eyes in a panic.

By the moonlight, Xiao Meiniang looked at the drunken blush on Li Changsheng's face strangely.

Immortals... Will you be shy too?

The spring breeze is blowing on the threshold, looking at it, Xiao Meiniang can't help but smile:

When this little fairy monarch is not ruthless and does not kill, he is really cute.