Chapter 42: Four Women Are Hard to Sing!
Women in this era still value chastity very much.
For the sake of Dugu Jialuo handing over his perfect body to Li Changsheng, Shangguan Wan'er promised to shake hands with her for the time being.
"The official's ugly words are ahead, don't bully our parents and students, if you dare to bully him, the official wants you to look good!"
Dugu Jialuo: ......
"I'm ****."
"Who bullied whom?"
…
Ziwei Palace.
Mingtang.
After Shangguan Wan'er and Dugu Jialuo returned.
Several leaders gathered around a pear wood dining table, staring wide-eyed.
Wu Zetian sat on the first seat, wearing the crown of the emperor and phoenix playing beads, the silk silk five phoenixes in the morning bun, the two temples obliquely inserted peony bead hairpins, and the phoenix saliva tassel hanging down from the hair.
The powder face contains spring and does not show, and the Dan lips smell before laughing.
In order to highlight the identity of the eldest sister, she deliberately changed into a more solemn black dragon robe, on the dragon robe, the dragon's eyes are hideous, the five claws are cold, and she is not angry and arrogant.
On her left hand side is Queen Xiao, Xiao Meiniang, she is wearing a fiery red embroidered phoenix robe customized for her by Wu Zetian.
On his right hand side is Shangguan Wan'er, who is as suitable as a talent, but the flying fish suit has been replaced by a python robe, tied a luan belt, and stepped on thin-soled boots, and he is angry.
Dugu Jialuo was facing Shangguan Wan'er, the princess was wearing a red fox fur, wearing a red silk skirt, the neckline was open very low, and a river of spring water flowed eastward.
Li Changsheng sat beside Dugu Jialuo, with a black brocade satin robe, gold gilt trim, red phoenix eyes, like black hair, like a girl's spring dream.
The four daughters are all the best products, and when they are joined by a handsome son, they actually make the scenery in the Mingtang Hall better than the Danqing ink paintings.
However, the scenery is good, but there is only one fly in the ointment:
Between the scenes...
There is an invisible smoke in the air!
Starting from Dugu Jialuo, ending with Li Changsheng, the cycle begins again and again.
The so-called life is like a play, and it is difficult for women to sing.
Three women in one play, singing a hundred years of good together.
Four women in one play, singing about the dispute between Chu and Han.
A good dust-washing feast, because of the arrival of Dugu Jialuo, Shengsheng was eaten out of the taste of the Hongmen banquet.
There are countless delicacies that no one looks at, and the proud women only care about Dou Yanfang.
Wu Zetian: Dugu Jialuo looks very good, but his chest is not big.
Dugu Jialuo: Hey, that phoenix-robed woman is so familiar.
Shangguan Wan'er: Hmph, this fox is uneasy and kind.
Xiao Meiniang: Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just a bastard.
Li Changsheng: ......
Li Changsheng is innocent.
He's really here to eat.
[That roast chicken looks delicious.] 】
[The soup seems to be doing well. 】
[Ahhh 】
[But Mei Niang hasn't called for dinner yet... Woooooooooo
"Alright, don't even look at it."
Not to mention that Wu Zetian is suitable for being a mother.
As soon as she heard that Li Changsheng was greedy, she immediately put Liwei's thoughts behind, knocked on the table, and greeted:
"Let's eat first, Changsheng is hungry."
"Yes, yes."
As soon as Wu Zetian spoke, Li Changsheng lifted his chopsticks and picked up a braised lion's head that he had been paying attention to for a long time and feasted on it:
"It's better to be a girl."
The monkey was anxious, like a starving ghost reincarnated.
"Look at your greed."
Seeing that Li Changsheng didn't look like he was eating, Shangguan Wan'er gave him a blank look, but she still picked up a chicken leg and sent it to him in a bowl:
"Come, eat a chicken leg, this is made by His Majesty himself."
"Huh?"
Li Changsheng looked at the chicken leg and was slightly stunned:
"Do you know how to cook?"
"Yes."
Wu Zetian held his cheeks, smiled lightly and looked at the young man's face, and said:
"After you go to the border gate, I will ask the cook in the imperial dining room for advice."
"Oh."
Li Changsheng took a bite of the chicken leg, his eyes lit up, and he boasted:
"Hmmm! Delicious! ”
[Marrying Mei Niang is really a great blessing in life. 】
"If you like it, it's fine."
Wu Zetian was determined and glanced at Dugu Jialuo provocatively.
Dugu Jialuo received the battle signal and instantly entered the battle state.
"Oh, what's this, Bengong can also cook, if you want to eat, Bengong can also cook it for you~"
She relied on the building near the water to get the moon first, her jade hand moved slightly, interlocked her fingers with Li Changsheng, faced Wu Zetian, and said sarcastically in her voice:
"And the queen of heaven, you are the son of heaven, what is your intention to cook for the courtiers? Eat the food cooked by the Son of Heaven, but you have to lose your life. ”
"Dugu Jialuo, you are presumptuous!"
How could Shangguan Wan'er allow her master to be slandered like this by her rival?
Directly pull out the Tang knife to fight.
This move is exactly what Dugu Jialuo wants.
The sword light was dignified, Dugu Jialuo's neck suddenly shrank, approached Li Changsheng's arms, his eyebrows were lowered by three points, as if he had a bitter word, and sobbed:
"Brother Changsheng, Sister Wan'er is so fierce, she will take a knife to cut people at every turn, unlike others, people will only feel sorry for her brother~"
"You!"
Shangguan Wan'er broke the defense:
"Obviously, you provoked trouble first, what do you call me fierce?"
"Wan'er, sit down."
Compared with Shangguan Wan'er, Wu Zetian is much calmer and more atmospheric.
She grabbed Shangguan Wan'er, who was about to run away, her phoenix eyes were blank, and she calmly sandwiched the vegetables for Li Changsheng, and said calmly:
"Our Great Zhou Dynasty is a state of etiquette, unlike some barbarians, don't let people see jokes."
Who the barbarians are, they all understand.
Shangguan Wan'er snorted coldly and sat back in her seat.
"That's, it's not a state of etiquette."
Thinking that she would be a sister in the future, Dugu Jialuo was no longer so afraid of Wu Zetian's Fengwei, and shouted even harder:
"Monarchs and ministers marry the same husband, ouch, what a country of etiquette, even the most basic etiquette of monarchs and ministers is ignored."
"Hush."
Wu Zetian sneered, got up, walked behind Li Changsheng, and forcefully broke the clasped hands of the two.
Then he unbuttoned the first button of the dragon robe, grabbed Dugu Jialuo's hands, and pressed Dugu Jialuo down on the pear blossom wood table, his pretty face drooped slightly, clinging to Dugu Jialuo's ear temples, and said:
"Trouble the princess to figure it out, I am not married to Changsheng, I am Changsheng's concubine, not the wife that Ming Media is marrying."
"Even if I am the wife of immortality, I am better than some women who bear the name of the princess, right?"
Dugu Jialuo stared blankly at the female emperor who was close at hand.
What Wu Zetian said, she couldn't hear it clearly.
The moment he was pressed by Wu Zetian, Dugu Jialuo only felt his heart beat faster.
Is that...
Heart?
This... What's going on?
I... How can I have a heart on a woman?
Dugu Jialuo's pretty face turned red uncompromisingly.
It's like a woman seeing a lover.
Dugu Jialuo's strange appearance frightened Wu Zetian.
She hurriedly let go of Dugu Jialuo, wrapped her arms around her chest, and said vigilantly:
"What are you going to do?"
"I... I..."
Dugu Jialuo curled his head and cheeks, his cheeks were blushing, and his confidence was much weaker:
"The dignified son of heaven, like this, what kind of system..."
"What's wrong with me?"
The more Wu Zetian looked at Dugu Jialuo, the more he felt that something was wrong.
She...
You don't like women too, do you?
"You..."
"Have you had enough of the noise?"
Dugu Jialuo was about to complain about Wu Zetian's evil deeds, Li Changsheng suddenly slapped his chopsticks, frowned, his face was gloomy, and said:
"If you make any more noise, I won't eat it."