"Ah, my head hurts."

Nan Shuo held his forehead and climbed up from the movie theater seat.

"Damn, what time is it, is Miss Ying already here?"

A rather punk-style mechanical watch appeared on Nanshuo's right wrist, and the man, who had drunk too much last night, glanced at the time in a daze.

"Ah, it's only eight o'clock......"

Nanshuo yawned, and her perception was wide open across Mondstadt.

"Ah, it's only eight o'clock in the morning, why is it so noisy!" Nanshuo muttered irritably.

Nanshuo's perception can cover the entire city of Mondstadt, but this is not his territory after all, and he can't easily find a specific person among the many Mondstadt people, and after opening this, the giant annoyance will hear all kinds of sounds, so Nanshuo usually doesn't need to perceive and investigate.

But after all, today is a special day, and it couldn't be easier for Nanshuo to lock in a god in Mondstadt.

Nanshuo swept around and spotted the aura of Miss Shadow in Mondstadt.

"Well, it's really not here yet."

Nan Shuo sighed, he was looking forward to today's movie theater date.

But soon, Nanshuo discovered a very serious matter.

"Hey, how much did we drink!"

Nanshuo looked around in surprise.

In the screening hall of the cinema, Nan Shuo, who is naked, lies on top of a mountain of wine bottles, and four human legs can be faintly seen at the foot of the mountain.

"Ah, my head hurts!" A flash of lightning slashed like a headache, and Nan Shuo covered his head and muttered in pain.

Some fragmented memories came into Nanshuo's mind.

The naked Nanshuo's eyes glowed red and rushed towards Zhongli with a wine bottle.

"You guy, you dare to change my perfect plan, give me a drink!"

Zhongli saw that the situation was not good and just wanted to escape, but was hugged by a drunkard in the calf.

Wendy, who had a little blush on her face, shouted in a confused tone:

"It's a celebration! Celebrating, if only the old man Morax drinks tea, it's too cunning, right? ”

………………………。

Nanshuo and Wendy, with a few rock spears on their heads, collapsed on the mountain where the bottles were piled up, and Morax smoothed his wrinkled clothes and crumpled hair, and drank "tea" helplessly.

………………………。

Zhongli was naked and pulled the two who were already half-fainted to continue drinking.

…………………。

Suddenly his head hurt again, and Nan Shuo couldn't remember what had just happened.

"But what the hell is going on with me, how could that guy Zhongli do such a thing? What's going on? ”

Nanshuo was a little frightened and thought about the possibility that Zhongli was going drunk.

"Damn, could it be that [Heavenly Reason] made a move, but even he can't do that to that guy."

Thinking about it, Nanshuo had a flash of inspiration.

"Instead of dreaming here, let's do it and look for clues."

Nanshuo flew from the top of the "Wine Mountain" to the foot of the mountain, grabbed one or two smooth calves and dragged out the people buried inside.

Wendy, who had a big mosquito coil painted on her belly, appeared in front of Nanshuo with white eyes.

"You guy, have you finally broken through your lower limit?!

Anyway, this is completely naked, right? Can this really pass the trial? ”

Wearing only a pair of white safety pants, Wendy has foam at the corners of her mouth, apparently vomiting something for some reason.

"Damn, what the hell is going on? How could this guy, who can say that he is not drunk after a thousand cups, drink like this? ”

Nan Shuo automatically ignored the drunkard's bulging bag on his head and the faintly visible rock spear on the side.

"Anyway, this guy can't be counted on, hurry up and pull Zhongli out!"

Nan Shuo panicked and ran to the side of the two legs.

These legs are significantly longer than Wendy's, and the muscles are well-defined, which makes people look very appetizing......

But these are not the point, the point is that there are subtle leg hair on these two legs, will Zhongli, the demon god, still be so realistic when he pinched people?

Nanshuo grabbed one of them and pulled it out for the people inside.

pulled it out, and Nanshuo was dumbfounded again.

Not only is this person not Zhongli, he is not someone Nan Shuo knows at all, with golden hair, white skin, and black and blue marks faintly visible in the corners of his eyes.

"Anyway, who is this guy, what happened last night, this can already be counted as a multi-person play!"

Nan Shuo covered his face and shouted in despair.

Suddenly, an image came to his mind.

Nanshuo suddenly teleported to the streets of Mondstadt and grabbed the homeless man who was sleeping on a bench, and then sent it back to the movie theater and threw it at Wendy's feet.

Then these two bad gods forcibly broke the poor guy's mouth and forcibly poured wine into it, and Nanshuo even stripped people of their clothes. ”

"This can already be regarded as illegal, it can already be regarded as an attempted molestation!"

Then Nan Shuo also completely lost his patience, and with a flash of purple light in his hand, a mountain of wine bottles flew to the sky above the entire hall, reflecting the lights on the ceiling, which was a beautiful picture.

"Sure enough, what about this guy Zhongli?"

Nanshuo carefully searched every corner of the entire screening room, but there was no Zhongli in sight.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the Mondstadt Cinema.

"Could it be Zhongli?"

Thinking so, Nan Shuo was about to open the door, but halfway through, it suddenly occurred to him that Zhongli had a key, so why did he knock on the door?

"If it wasn't Zhongli, who would it be?"

Nan Shuo stood in place in disbelief, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the unknown homeless man behind him, who was still half-dead.

"Masaka, the Knights have discovered that someone is missing, and have they been traced here?"

Just when Nan Shuo was panicking, the knock on the door still sounded like a ghost.

"No, it's impossible, right...... Maybe Zhongli forgot to take the key, this guy seems to have hit me with a rock gun, I have to find a chance to prepare a surprise for him. ”

Nan Shuo opened the door, and it was really Zhongli standing outside, but he seemed to have changed his clothes, as if he had gone somewhere to take a shower.

"Yo, Nanshuo, did you finally wake up?"

"Are you going to keep knocking if I don't wake up?"

"No, I'll just kick the door open and fix it after I get it in, which is called breaking and then standing." Zhongli said with a smile

“……”

"Breaking and then standing is definitely not this usage!

Anyway, tell me ...... last night."

Nan Shuo just wanted to ask what happened last night, but he suddenly felt a sense of crisis in his heart, and he felt a trace of murderous aura from Zhongli's smile, so he wisely swallowed the next words into his stomach.

"Nothing happened last night."

Zhongli stuffed the deformed flask in his hand into Nanshuo's hand.

Nanshuo looked at it, and it turned out to be the [Immortal Drunk] created by Nanshuo with authority in order to rectify a certain bard

As the name suggests, this kind of wine is that the gods will get drunk when they drink it, but when they get drunk, they will make the drinker do something out of the ordinary, and it seems that Zhongli drank this inexplicably last night.

Nanshuo, who was originally going to use it to rectify people, completely gave up this thing, and after using this thing, maybe his life will be gone......