Chapter 61: Actually, I think men are pretty good

Nan Shuo had a dream that he had become the "chief alchemist" and "sword bearer" of Kanriya, although he only knew the name and did not have much memory of these two titles, but he could be sure that it was him.

After all, in those broken pictures, "Nanshuo" is holding a switch in his hand with a happy look on his face.

But the memories were too fragmentary, and Nanshuo couldn't know anything from those fragments, the only thing that was certain was that "his" existence had been erased once by a white-haired god, and in the ruins of flames, there were several gods standing around.

The white-haired deity should be the maintainer of Tianli, and it seems that Tianli should have erased Nanshuo's existence in Teyvat.

"You can erase the memories of the gods, even Zhongli ......"

Nan Shuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and it seemed that the strength of the white-haired god had become stronger than that of Sky Island.

Speaking of which, Nanshuo has always been curious about how his [Final Fantasy] authority came about, probably five hundred years ago inexplicably, and there has been no movement for thousands of years before.

And the fact that Nanshuo can create new authority in the sealed is outrageous in itself, Nanshuo originally thought that he was talented, and it seems that this switch is actually hard-won.

Nan Shuo recalled the faint blood stains on his body when he held the switch.

"It looks like I've had an unpleasant experience.

But what is the relationship between emptiness and me? ”

There is no doubt that this memory fragment must have been sent by Sora on purpose, but what is the relationship between Sora and himself who was suspected of being in the camp of Kanria five hundred years ago? How did that "Nanshuo" appear 500 years ago?

These questions lingered in Nan Shuo's mind, and he couldn't help frowning.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, are you sleeping?"

At this time, Wendy was wearing an apron, holding a spatula in her hand, and holding a plate of food and looked at Nanshuo suspiciously.

“………”

Nan Shuo looked at Wendy's body a little speechlessly, wondering if this guy had finally awakened, and said after a while:

"Actually, I think men are pretty good."

Nanshuo means that Wendy is good to be a man, don't move closer to the direction of the pseudo-mother.

But this was not the case in Wendy's ears, and Wendy blushed and threw the plate with Teyvat omelette in her hand in Nanshuo's face. He turned and slammed the door, leaving behind a sentence full of anger:

"What are you thinking, yellow waste guy, eat your eggs!"

Nan Shuo took down the omelette that kept sliding on his face, and said with some puzzlement:

"Is there anything wrong with me? Who likes a female alcoholic who likes to drink! Isn't it more selling to be a drunkard god who fishes all day long? ”

Just when Nan Shuo was thinking about whether there was anything wrong with what he had just said, Zhongli on the side silently got up from the bed, then got out of bed, dragged the sheets and walked outside the house.

"Hey, hey! Where do you want to go? Didn't you sleep soundly next to me just now? ”

As soon as Nanshuo said this, Zhongli, who was walking, stumbled under his feet, and glanced back at Nanshuo with resentment:

"I'm sorry, Your Excellency Nanshuo, I don't have the good of Longyang in the next place, if you are interested, I can help you ...... with Fengshen"

Zhong Liyou looked at Nan Shuo, who seemed to be about to get out of bed, and a few traces of panic flashed in his eyes, and he said in a panic:

"I'm going to say goodbye first, and I'll meet again...... No, never again. ”

After saying that, Zhongli quickly left the door of the room and left Nanshuo's hunting range.

"Haha, what two guys who can't afford to joke."

Nan Shuo looked at the two gods who were fleeing into the distance, and shook his head with a helpless smile.

Just kidding, Nan Shuo has experienced Eula's misunderstanding due to improper use of words, and now that he has suffered a loss, he naturally won't inadvertently say something misleading.

"I'm just kidding, these two guys are so out of shape, and they are still in the world? Resign as soon as possible and let Tianli change terms. ”

Nan Shuo smiled and lifted his underwear and put on his shirt. and secretly praised his acting skills, these two guys were deceived by themselves so easily, all thanks to it

I'm amazing at acting.

Wendy & Zhongli: "Why did you take off your pants, and you still said that you were acting?" ”

After descending from the third floor of the Mondstadt Cinema and entering the lobby, Nanshuo found that his cinema had become much more crowded, and when he was curious, he noticed a familiar voice coming from the door.

At the entrance of the movie theater, I don't know when an extra table came out, and Yingda, wearing a sunhat and sunglasses, sat behind the table with a grin, greeting the guests who lined up to watch the movie.

"Oh no, what's going on."

Nan Shuo asked curiously.

"Alas, alas, don't cut the queue for this guy, I want to buy a ticket and go to the back of the line."

Paimon suddenly appears and pushes Nanshuo.

A similar sound came from the queue at the back.

"That's right, don't cut in line, you!"

"That's right, you, young man, my old man's desire to buy tickets is much stronger than that of you, a young man, I am all in line, you dare to cut in line?"

Looking at the complaining guests, Nanshuo reluctantly threw Paimon, who was pushing his shoulder, against the wall, and said depressedly:

"I'm the boss here, hey, how did I cut the line!

And the old man I just spoke, did I see you in Liyue Harbor? ”

"Can the boss cut the line?

Get out of the way, it's a faint soul! ”

"Wait, wait."

Eventually, Ying waved her hand to steady the queue and snapped Paimon off the wall.

"Nanshuo, you're awake, welcome back."

Ying took off her sunglasses and showed a sweet smile to Nanshuo.

“…… What's going on. ”

Looking at the Ying in front of him, who looked like a "sunshine girl", Nan Shuo felt a little flattered, and pointed to the line that had already lined up as a human dragon on the side and asked.

"You say this, in order to thank you for saving Mondstadt, Captain Jean specially asked me to promote your movie theater, and now the work is being completed, don't forget to pay me later."

"Damn, when did I become the hero who saved Mondstadt?"

Nanshuo was puzzled when a person in the queue pointed at Nanshuo and shouted, "Isn't that the hero who saved Mondstadt?!" It's exactly like in the portrait! ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately took out a piece of paper and repeated it to Nanshuo several times.

A moment later, the crowd frantically flocked to Nanshuo.

"Damn, what's going on?"

Nan Shuo was startled, and immediately ran outside.

"Don't run! Take me as a disciple and teach me how you can kill the Wind Demon Dragon with the Dragon of the East Wind! ”

A young man ran fast and roared behind Nanshuo.

"When did I do that?"

"Tell me what your relationship is with Lord Barbatos?"

One of the nuns also asked aloud:

"I said it's father and son, do you believe it?"

"Why did the Honorary Knight come to help you?"

A strong man shouted.

"As long as you can put a blue exclamation mark on your head, you can too!"