In the evening, Mondstadt is chaotic and ambiguous, and every evening in this city famous for its alcohol, a crowd of men will gather on the streets after a hard day's work, and some young couples can only run to the vicinity of Zephyr to enjoy the quiet and throbbing atmosphere, but today an uninvited guest suspected of being drunk has disrupted this pattern.

A young man with a smirk on his face was walking down the steps outside the West Peak Church with a "hey, hey, hey" laugh, and his torn pants could be faintly seen standing out in the light.

The little couple sitting on the bench saw this suspected perverted guy huddle up in a ball, and they were very afraid that this guy would suddenly rush up and take off his pants to commit an indecent act.

But the eyes of the little couples who hugged each other immediately changed from wariness and fear to horror.

I saw that smirking pervert walked and walked directly, stepped on the air, and actually fell down the steps.

"This ...... Did you escape from the Fatui lab? A blonde-haired passer-by man looked at the place where Nan Shuo had fallen and said with some hesitation.

The Fatui laboratory was seen by some as a concentration camp for neurosis.

"I don't know, but he's underneath...... It seems to be cracked. ”

The girl in the arms of the blonde passerby seemed to be paying a completely different attention than her boyfriend, and she was keenly aware of the torn pants of a certain "pervert", and her face was weirdly flushed when she said this.

"Hey, is there a crack underneath him? No wonder......

Wait, how do you know? ”

“……”

Nanshuo, who was lying on a floor in Mondstadt, had no idea that he had just caused a rift in the already shaky love between a young couple. Nan Shuo, who had just been separated from Miss Ying for five minutes, was in a state of fluttering immortals.

"Shadow's lips are so soft, so Q-bomb, it's like jelly......"

Muttering strange words, Nan Shuo finally gave up walking on his feet, and began to crawl forward aimlessly like a worm, his black pants faintly visible in the dark night.

After climbing for I don't know how long, a pair of legs that were short but promising for the future suddenly appeared in front of Nanshuo's eyes.

"Hey, good legs."

Nan Shuo's eyes, which were already confused, flashed a trace of clarity in his eyes, and he looked up to see a cute face on top of a red and white dress, a golden hair under a red hat, and a pair of long ears hidden under the somewhat messy hair.

If you ask some jailable people to comment at this time, they will definitely say:

"I'm handcuffed, tortured, this little Lori, the days are really getting more and more sentenced."

"Klee!!"

Nan Shuo exclaimed, startling the Spark Knight who was holding some unknown objects in his arms.

"Ahh Who? Who's over there? ”

Due to her height, Klee usually looks up at people, and for a while she didn't even notice Nanshuo crawling on the ground.

Nan Shuo, who came to his senses, rolled on the ground, stood up after changing his clothes, coughed lightly, and said:

"I am the god of mischief and destruction, and in view of your deeds, I will bestow upon you a miraculous artifact and make you the chief believer of my god of mischief and trickery."

"Ah, Klee didn't play pranks or sabotage."

When Klee heard this, she immediately squatted down with her head in her hands, not daring to look at the "God of Pranks" on the side.

"And didn't you say you were the god of mischief and destruction at the beginning, and then how did you end up saying that you were the god of pranks and trickery?"

"Oh yes, did I just say that?"

Nan Shuo's face twitched a few times invisibly, and it was quite ashamed to be honest when the young girl pointed out his mistakes.

"Well, it doesn't matter what god it is, even if the god king is your son and meets a green fat man wearing only pants, you will still be carried and shaken off, and finally be spit and labeled as a weak god."

"Is that so? Brother Kaeya never told me this, and sure enough, the world of adults is so complicated. ”

Klee's eyes became confused, and she lost her fear of Nanshuo with only confusion in her heart, and tapped her chin with one hand, and the unknown object in her arms rolled to the ground, and began to emit bursts of red light.

Klee looked at the tall figure in the darkness and saw Nanshuo's innocent (evil) smiling face.

"Alas, I seem to have seen you, you are ......"

Klee scrutinized Nanshuo's face, and thought of the crumb boss in a movie theater that Captain Qin had told her.

"Haha, it turns out that my fame is so big that even my young daughter knows about it, I really don't dare to be it!"

Nan Shuo touched the back of his head and laughed out loud without knowing it.

Just as Nanshuo's laughter sounded for the fifth time, the bouncing bomb rolled from Klee's arms...... The red glow emitted by the unidentified object became frequent and intense.

"Well, little Klee, what is this, your toy?"

Nan Shuo smiled and picked up the dangerous objects on the ground, and at this moment, he had lost his sense of danger after he had just cleared up and fell into it again.

"Oh, wait, big brother, put that thing down."

Klee reacted, her eyes widening a little and shouting at Nanshuo.

"Huh?"

Nan Shuo looked at the bouncing bomb in his hand in a bit of confusion after hearing the voice.

"Boom !!"

A small mushroom cloud slowly rises in the night sky of Mondstadt, and the crumb demon god who once threw the pot to the cute little Lori has finally suffered retribution, and the terrifying power of the bouncing bomb directly blows up Nanshuo, the unprepared avatar.

A moment later, in the other dimension, in the darkness, Nan Shuo opened his scarlet eyes.

He took a look at the surroundings, and after a moment of silence, he spoke:

"Damn, I didn't expect this Thor to be so damn sweet, I accidentally fell for the magic of charm.

A wave of control for me to Klee, damn it, Thor's charm is so profound. ”

After Nan Shuo finished speaking, the surrounding space became silent, and Nan Shuo was a little embarrassed in this silence, it was obvious that only the darkness in the slowly flowing different space would not have anyone to complain about his words.

"Well, I don't know how they're doing."

A tall and low figure appeared in Nanshuo's mind, Nanshuo sighed slightly, and once again summoned an avatar and put his consciousness into it.

At the same time, at the place where the explosion had just occurred in Mondstadt, Captain Jean held his forehead and looked at Klee, who was already stunned in front of him, and asked helplessly:

"What did you do this time?

Did you hurt anyone? ”

Klee, whose eyes were a little gloomy, said in a tone like a 40-year-old frustrated middle-aged man:

"Captain Jean, Klee may ......

Probably a murderer. ”

“？？？？？”

Jean's mind was already filled with greetings at the moment.