Chapter Ninety-Five: The Tavernkeeper's Dreaming Man

"Hey, take this thing away, don't disturb Uncle Ben's sleeping ghosts."

Nanshuo uses a basin of water to wake up Paimon, who has passed out, and then kicks him into the air and is caught by Ying.

The moment Ying caught Paimon, the detector that had recovered hit her in the face.

"Ahh

Ying screamed in pain, and instantly looked at Nan Shuo with great dissatisfaction.

"Aren't you interested in other people's fantasy friends?"

Wendy looked at Nanshuo curiously, it was this guy who had just sent Ying to climb up the idol to see Nanshuo's fantasy friend.

"Not interested!" Nanshuo's middle and index fingers bent and buckled on Wendy's head, and said in a loud voice, "And after that situation just now, are you still interested in this fantasy friend?" ”

"Hey, I think it's pretty good, can I come back in a few days?"

“…… gun”

Nan Shuo waved his hand, he never wanted to touch this kind of thing again in his life.

"Well, I want to go with you to see Zhongli and Diluc's fantasy friends."

Wendy said regretfully, then waved her hand helplessly and walked to Ying, who was also waving her hand behind, and said as she walked:

"Looks like you can't see it."

"Bridge bean sacks!"

A powerful hand pressed on Wendy's shoulder, and Nanshuo's "kind" smile appeared in Wendy's eyes as she turned around.

"I'm suddenly interested in your plans."

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【Angel's Gift】In the tavern, Diluc held his forehead at the tavern bar and closed his eyes to recuperate, it was noon at the moment, and there were not too many guests in the tavern, but Diluc, who had always been very energetic, would show this kind of fatigue, which was very strange in Charles's eyes.

"Could it be that sir, he is really the same as Mr. Nan Shuo said a few days ago, going to do some sneaky things all day and night, so he has no energy?"

Charles was rubbing the wine utensils while speculating about the boss's physical condition.

"Yo, your staff seems to be worried about you, boy."

Kalzan's voice sounded in Diluc's head, and the tone was like that of a middle-aged father who had discovered that there was a little girl who liked his son.

"Shut up Karzan and be quiet."

Since Diluc woke up drunk a few days ago, Calzan's voice has been ringing in his head, unlike before when the two were still pulling with evil eyes, now Calzan is like an empty nester who is usually alone at home, and finally waited for his children and grandchildren to come back and started chatting in chatting with Diluc frantically without a word.

"Alas, it's so cold, you have obtained my most precious thing, and you actually treat me like this."

Karzan instantly turned into a resentful woman in his boudoir, and said in a sad and complaining tone: "It's not like when you first met me before, you held me in the palm of your hand and carried ......"

"Enough!!" Diluc slammed his fist into the solid wood table below him, leaving a dent on it, and the sudden movement startled Charles, who was peeping on the side, and the wine glass in his hand almost fell off the ground.

At this moment, the tavern was kicked open, and a loud voice pierced the ears of the two:

"Is Diluc there? We're here to play with you. ”

Nanshuo and Wendy, wearing sunglasses, are standing at the door of the tavern with their hands on their chests, and because they are used to wearing sunglasses here, Nanshuo and Wendy have developed the habit of wearing sunglasses whenever they come to Diluc's tavern.

Ying and Paimon hid behind the two of them, covering their faces helplessly, if they could, Ying didn't want anyone to know that they knew the two critics standing in front of the tavern.

"Nanshuo ......"

When Diluc, whose brain was buzzing noisily by Karzan, found out that the uninvited guest who suddenly broke in was Nanshuo, he instantly rushed over like a savior and grabbed Nanshuo's shoulder.

"You're finally here, help me get that annoying thing out of my head!!"

Nan Shuo was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and after thinking for a moment, he asked tentatively:

"Is that annoying thing you're talking about your left brain or your right brain? Or maybe it's the water in your head? ”

"You're ......"

Diluc repeatedly confirmed that Nanshuo's eyes were indeed serious and determined, that this guy really felt that he wanted to have a brain removal and that he thought that he had water in his head.

"You've got water in your head!!"

……………………。

After some time, on the second floor, where there were no guests, Diluc finally explained to everyone that he didn't have H2O in his head.

"So you're saying that the demon god from before is in your head again?"

Nan Shuo touched the fine stubble on his chin, and said with a puzzled expression:

"According to common sense, that's impossible, when he died, he only left a little resentment, not even the god base, how could he come back from the dead and regain consciousness, and I was also at the scene at the time, Karzan was definitely dead and there was not even scum left."

"In short, now I'm like a 30-year-old single person who came home for the New Year, crazy to accept the blind date bombardment of seven aunts and eight aunts."

Diluc clutched his head, his swollen eyeballs bloodshot.

"I see, I see...... Wait, what the hell are the seven aunts and eight aunts? When did you take advantage of my lack of attention to watch the new "Country Love Story"? ”

Nanshuo looked at Diluc with some surprise, Zhongli came up with a popular TV series "Country Love Story" in Nanshuo's previous life a few days ago, which tells the career, love and other living conditions of small people living in rural areas in the Northeast, showing us a picture of the love life of contemporary rural youth from multiple angles, relaxed with joy and humor, and full of hope and strength in twists and turns.

I didn't expect Boss Diluc, a man with facial paralysis, to see this kind of thing.

"Don't worry about these details, come and help me get this chatter out of my head first."

Diluc is already close to madness, he hasn't closed his eyes for three days because of Karzan's 24-hour non-stop harassment, and Diluc, who has had poor sleep quality because he has stayed up late for a long time to act as a night hero, has been tortured with a nervous breakdown these days.

"Even if it's me, there's nothing I can do about this strange situation, you should go to a psychiatrist or a counselor for this kind of thing......

Nan Shuo spoke, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the detector in the hand of Ying, who was standing on the side. Between the lightning and flint, Nanshuo had a flash of inspiration and thought of a solution.

"Or ......"

Nan Shuo took the detector in Ying's hand, looked at Diluc with a playful smile, and said:

"You tell him face to face?"

Nanshuo crushed the detector to create a [Fantasy Creation] that only included Diluc, and then sat on a chair next to him and crossed Erlang's legs, looking at Diluc who was stunned in place with an expression of watching the show.

"It's ......"

Diluc looked at the strange space around him with some surprise, and he noticed that the noise that had been chattering in his head suddenly disappeared, and just as he was about to cry with excitement, the familiar voice rang in his ears again.

"Hey boy, why did I come out out of nowhere, and why is this guy Holdel here?"

Diluc stiffly turned his head to look at Karzan, who was standing beside him, and after a moment of silence, he showed a bright smile and said:

"Hahaha, hello."