"Hey, what the hell are you guys trying to do? If you're going to kill me, Shadow won't let you go! ”

Nan Shuo was tied to the cross, and looked at the people around him who were holding torches and trying to light matches under their feet.

"Well, after it's cooked, it should be easier to poke it with a knife."

Diluc held a torch in one hand and a great sword in the other, and was looking at the lines on the great sword, as if imagining what kind of beautiful colors these intricate patterns would bloom after they were stained with Nanshuo's blood.

"Presumably, after all, most of the meat will become softer after being roasted over the fire."

Wendy said with a serious face.

"What a pathetic!

Balzeb was so young that he was about to be widowed. ”

Zhongli added.

"Hey, how many of you listen to people?

Let me go, bastards! ”

Nanshuo struggled and roared, but it was useless, this rope was added to Zhongli's contract power, with Nanshuo's current incarnate person, it was not enough to get out in a short time.

"I want to see Thor, I've shed blood for Inazuma, let me see Miss Kage!"

"Useless Nanshuo, I advise you to save some effort."

Wendy smiled and pinched Nanshuo's chin and whispered demonic words in his ear: "Your Miss Shadow won't come to save you, after all, the reason why you are tied here now is because of her request for us!" ”

Let's turn the clock back to three days ago.

Nan Shuo had nothing to do, so he made a few mobile phones and gave them to several gods who still exist in the world and have a good relationship with him, namely Wendy, Zhongli, and Diluc. And formed a chat group that can chat privately.

However, the next day, when Nanshuo was sleeping on the balcony of the movie theater, Miss Ying sent a message to the rest of the people in the chat group with the mobile phone given by Nanshuo.

"The God of Rock (Mondstadt's Wind God, Tavernkeeper), please let me know as soon as you find out that Nanshuo is in close contact with other women, and I will leave for him immediately."

After receiving the message, the three guys fell silent for a while, and then replied expressionlessly: "If he finds out that we want to run, can we ......" ×3

Miss Ying smiled slightly, although her sweet smile could make countless men fall for her, but it was inexplicably a little chilly: "Of course, if he wants to run, you can try to keep our dark god as much as possible before I come." ”

"OK, understood." ×3

………………………。

After Wendy explained the reason roughly, Nanshuo's expression suddenly changed from anger and helplessness at the beginning to fear.

Looking at Nanshuo's expression, Diluc sharpened his knife again, then looked at his phone and said:

"It's been about five minutes since we informed him, so it's almost there. Ask for your own blessings. ”

"Gan!"

Nan Shuo regrets it now, he regrets that he didn't let Belle finish her comedy, and he regrets that he suddenly has nothing to do and thinks of eating hot pot. Of course, the most regrettable thing is to say hello to the three dog thieves before eating hot pot.

In the fantasy space, Nanshuo felt a little bored after reading Bellet's script for a while, and then fished out the real-life spring spirit from an unknown lake in Teyvat and teleported to Qingquan Town.

Because Nanshuo holds a copy of the essence of the water god, when he first perceived the essence of other water gods, he noticed that a spring spirit had the same water essence on his body, so he deliberately left a mark on her, and when he sneaked into Old Finch's dream, he found that this spring spirit was actually a spring spirit who had a story with Old Finch in Qingquan Town, so he teleported this elf over.

After doing something "significant", Nan Shuo suddenly wanted to have a hot pot with his "good friends", so he first sent them a message on his mobile phone and asked them to wait in the Jade Pavilion in another dimension.

The three guys didn't reply to Nanshuo, and they thought they would have to wait in the other space for a while, but what he didn't expect was that the three guys actually colluded together early, because Wendy said that "a blonde girl came all the way from Fontaine to Mondstadt just to see Nanshuo", so the three of them came to Diluc's tavern at the same time to discuss how to capture Nanshuo alive after having enough evidence, and while they were discussing, they received a message from Nanshuo.

Then it came and went, and it became what it is now.

"Sa, you still have some time to say your last words, let me hear what you will say before you die, Lord Dark God."

Diluc and Wendy looked at Nanshuo with crazy eyes, these two guys hated Nanshuo who usually harmed them a lot, and finally seized this opportunity, and they must take care of him.

Zhongli, who was sitting on a stool drinking tea next to him, didn't seem very interested, but the camera he held in his right hand had already exposed his restless and filthy heart at the moment.

"Enough, you guys!"

A cold voice sounded, which immediately made everyone present stunned at the same time, and they all looked in the direction of the source of the sound. A young girl was standing straight at the door of the portal in another dimension, looking at Wendy and Diluc with some anger and said, "Let him go for me!" ”

Wendy was stunned for a moment, then took out a dagger and walked over to Bellet while licking it with her tongue and said, "This little girl, do you know what you're talking about?" Do you know? Who is in front of you?

Anyway, the evidence has already been photographed by Zhongli, I advise you to leave this place quickly, don't lose your life for your "lover" in vain"

It's shameless to say, this Aeolus used Diluc's face when he said these words.

Diluc's face twitched, and after changing into Wendy's face, he also walked up with an evil face and said, "Yes, it would be bad if a few of us accidentally scratched your beautiful little face." ”

When he walked behind Wendy, Diluc smiled and pressed the tip of his knife against the bard's ass and whispered:

"If you dare to talk nonsense with this face again, I'll cut a hole in your ass."

"Haha, each other, aren't you different and doing some strange things with your own face?"

Wendy sneered and covered her chrysanthemum with her hand.

"What are you talking about? He's not my lover! ”

Belle said righteously, and the incomparably pure eyes made the two who were backstabbing stunned at the same time.

"Huh...... If you say no, it's not? ”

Wendy said with some confidence.

"Haha, he said no, then of course it's really not!"

Nan Shuo didn't know when he untied his body and kicked down the two people who were leaning together.

"[Lie Detector]!"

Nan Shuo took out a plastic toy with a palm print on it, closed his eyes and explained:

"This is a magical prop created by my authority, and whoever puts his hand on it will be fine if he tells the truth, but if he tells a lie, he will be struck by lightning!

………

Why don't you speak? ”

When Nanshuo was puzzled, Zhong left his mouth: "Well, your kick caused Barbatos to suffer a lot of knife wounds......"

“？？？”

Nanshuo opened his eyes in confusion and found the two lying on the ground, Wendy's butt was stuck in a firewood knife and she was unconscious, and Diluc was trying hard to get the knife out of Wendy's flesh.

Bellet, on the side, covered her eyes with her hands, her face flushed slightly, but a gap appeared between her fingers in her right eye, and a smart eye was looking at the two male creatures who were thrusting.

"Ah...... In short, the hatcheter seems to have done its job for the day. ”

Nan Shuo covered his face and sighed helplessly.