Chapter 17 Don't play truth or dare with God
Wendy considers herself lucky that he can give the answer to this question without any burden.
"Tricked me into becoming an employee, and hurt me three times and twice."
As she spoke, Wendy recalled in her mind the scene of being beaten by Nanshuo outside the city gate, and the daily slander of her reputation......
Eventually, the bard walked up to the [Lie Detector] and slapped it the slap print that had just killed Nanshuo, shouting, "Nanshuo! It's the person I want to kill the most! ”
For some reason, when Wendy said this, she suddenly felt a sense of relief.
But I don't know if it was because of the faint residual pain in his buttocks, or because Grandpa Lu's red hair was particularly dazzling, Wendy subconsciously drifted her eyes to Diluc.
At this moment, Diluc was sitting in his seat with a blank gaze, like a college student studying Japanese in an English class.
After being stunned, a strong electric light suddenly erupted from Wendy's palm, and after a while, there was another charred "corpse" on the ground.
At this moment, a mouth suddenly appeared on the side of the [Lie Detector], and said disdainfully in a tone very similar to Nan Shuo: "My mind is full of hatred for the red-haired chrysanthemum, who can you fool?"
Besides, if you dare to slap me so hard, I'll electrocute you. ”
"It's funny, this machine can even talk."
Zhongli raised his eyebrows and said in an interested tone.
"Of course."
Nan Shuo, who was originally unable to move on the ground, suddenly raised a finger and said in a somewhat hoarse voice: "This is a function that I added urgently just now, not only can I identify whether I am lying or not, but I can also read the thoughts of the person who put his hand on it." ”
"I see, it's really convenient."
Diluc looked like he was back to normal, but he gasped a little as he beaded a few drops of sweat on his forehead.
Is the so-called lie detector really capable of memory, reading and writing?
Of course, this was just a temporary reason made up by Nan Shuo in order to kill a few of them, he just took advantage of the fact that he had just fainted on the ground, and used his ability to say something that turned black and white upside down on the lie detector.
That's right, the mouth that suddenly grew on the lie detector was Nanshuo's. As for why this guy was coronaized? Except for Nan Shuo's little help in it, the main thing is that he himself is too excited.
But now before the truth is told, Wendy has been corona......
"Sa, then, it should be your turn, Zhongli!"
Nan Shuo's raised finger suddenly folded, pointing at Zhongli, who was watching the play.
Our Lord Rock King calmly put down the teacup and the Yub server in his hand, put his hand on the table, and said lightly, "Is it my turn?" So let's get started. ”
Without the slightest hesitation, Zhongli directly opened his card, which read: "[Black]: Name the most memorable person." (Opposite sex only)"
"Roar, it's finally here, this classic question of truth or dare."
Nan Shuo sat next to Miss Ying with full blood, waved his hand to Zhongli and said, "Then put your hand on the instrument and say the woman's name Zhongli, don't lie, I increased the voltage, even you will be choked enough." ”
"I really can't stand it, what the hell are you doing day by day."
Ying looked at Nan Shuo with a villainous appearance, closed his eyes and held his forehead, feeling a little dizzy, but he still quietly opened a slit in his eyelids, observing Zhongli's expression at this moment.
Diluc and Wendy pricked up their ears as well, they were still curious about the history of the Liyue Rock Emperor.
But what they didn't expect was that Zhongli didn't hesitate at all, directly put his hand on the palm print, and said lightly: "Although strictly speaking, I have no gender, but if you want to say my most memorable person, it is still ......."
When Zhongli said this, his eyes were a little lonely: "The world is emotional, but the white porcelain plum soup in midsummer, the broken ice hits the wall.
The love of the world is tribulated, but the three nine black tiles are yellow and fresh, and the sugar heart is low and bitter.
The obsession of the world, but in the middle of winter, the weak water is a thousand layers of ice, and the axe and shovel cannot be moved.
This is thousands of years, most of my feelings have been on Him.
Eventually...... My former friends are also my fellow travelers in building a reunion. ”
Zhongli said so much in one breath, but his speed of speech was very slow, but everyone didn't bother him.
Although the name "Returning ......" is not unfamiliar to Nanshuo in the previous life, he actually doesn't know much about it, and the game is only slightly mentioned in the text introduction of the earthly lock and other places, and Nanshuo only privately thinks that Zhongli and Gui finally have a past, but they are not sure.
Looking through Holdel's memories, the dark god's impression of the end seemed to be that of a little girl he had used to plot against him with a blindfold during the battle with Zhongli.
If you contact Zhongli again for what he said now, I'm afraid it ......
"So, this is your X fantasy after all, isn't it?"
Nanshuo asked solemnly, and then just 0.01 seconds later, he was pushed to the ground by the sudden burst of shadows, Wendy, and Diluc.
"Hey, in such a sentimental atmosphere, what did you say?!
Don't you dare to spoil the atmosphere a little more! ”
Wendy shouted angrily. And Diluc and Shadow directly began to attack the weaker parts of Nanshuo's body.
Bellit on the side was directly frightened stupid, she knew that Nanshuo was not a human, and she might even be a demon god.
From the previous conversation, she not only found out that the Mondstadt nobleman Diluc, who had heard everyone in the opera house talk about, was also a god, but also found that the guy who seemed to be the god of wind was so off-line.
"It turns out that the great gods described in the scriptures are like this behind their backs?"
Bellit secretly prayed in her heart that her own water god would not become like these guys.
"Why are you beating me, is there something wrong with what I said?"
Nanshuo struggled to break free of Miss Shadow's hand that was pinching her waist, and Diluc's fingers, which were poking her ribs.
Didn't he say it himself, and his love threads for thousands of years have been pinned on that life?
In that case, what's wrong with me saying x fantasy objects? ”
"Even so, wouldn't you put it another way? Can you not bring a silencer word as soon as you open your mouth, hey! ”
Diluc yelled helplessly, although he had seen Nanshuo's intermittent brain pumping behavior a lot, he still felt tired whenever he encountered this situation.
Just when a few people were chattering, Zhongli on the side said frankly: "That's right, you can understand that it is my X fantasy object after all." ”
As soon as Zhong Li's words came out, Diluc and the four of them were shocked, and even Nanshuo put on a shocked expression. He even began to suspect that Zhongli had drunk fake wine and caused his brain to w.