Chapter 34: The Crumbs Demon God is gone

In the middle of the sky, when the god of darkness and the god of wind were playing on the human swing, the black dragon had already flown to the endless desert ice field.

Wendy was bouncing her two thin legs, as if trying to get back on the dragon's back.

Nanshuo, on the other hand, is carrying Wendy's pigtails in one hand, swinging in the air like a pocket watch, and holding his cheeks with the other hand to pass the boring time on the road.

After about 10 minutes like this, Wendy suddenly spoke:

"Wait, there seems to be someone on the ice field below Nanshuo."

"Oh, is it? Is this what you use to beg for mercy? ”

Nanshuo yawned and said, just before that, Wendy had already used "Look, UFO." "It's been a long time, Shogun." "Zhongli come and save me." Trying to break free from Nanshuo's clutches, the dark god was already feeling a little tired.

"It's not begging for mercy, there are really people, look at it!"

Wendy pointed a little panicked somewhere downward, and Nanshuo helplessly moved her ass and glanced down.

This glance really found two black shadows on a white ice field.

"Fog grass, this time it's true, but how can there be people in this place where birds don't? Let's go down and see. ”

As soon as Nanshuo let go, Wendy instantly screamed and fell, and the dark god also jumped and became smaller, so that Nesario lay on Nanshuo's shoulder and fell with him.

"Ahhhh

In mid-air, Wendy, whose face and eyelids were turning up because of the rapid fall, roared intermittently.

"Ah, what are you talking about, the wind is too strong for me to hear clearly."

Nan Shuo covered his ears and shouted loudly and intermittently.

"I said, I'll smash you immortals."

"What? You're playing with fire, eating me a trick. ”

Nan Shuo, who couldn't hear anything just now, suddenly changed his face and kicked Wendy's stomach, giving him a second acceleration.

"Ahhh

Wendy rushed towards the ground even more quickly, the clothes on her back already sparkling from the violent friction of the air, and she felt a burning sensation coming from her back.

"Fog grass, it's burning, it's burning."

At the same time, two pale-haired men in kimonos on the ice field helped each other forward when they heard the cry of the wind god in the sky and looked up at the same time.

"Kazuha, am I wrong? There seems to be a fireball in the sky, am I frozen stupid? ”

"Without Heavenly Dao, it really seems to be a fireball."

“…………

That thing is coming at us, dodge!! ”

Tiandao pulled Kazuha to the side, barely dodging Wendy's falling blow.

This sudden attack caused a lot of impact on the white ice field, causing a cloud of snow and fog, and finally the smoke and dust dissipated.

The two samurai on the side looked at the mysterious object in front of them with some disbelief.

Wendy's head was on the ground first when she landed, so her entire head was embedded in the thick ice, and only her upper body and legs were exposed.

And, because of a certain physicist who has a wonderful relationship with apple trees, his already thin shirt naturally lands on top of the ice, revealing his round navel.

Ichiji Tendo, who looked like a stickman, slowly approached the unknown object in front of him under Kazuha's rather nervous gaze, and poked Wendy's navel with his hand.

"Hmm...... This feeling is like a creature. ”

Tiandao said with some uncertainty.

"With that impact, how could this thing be a creature? Judging by the shape, I think it might be some kind of device to open the seal, after all, there is a keyhole or something. ”

Kazuha also walked up, took a closer look at Wendy's navel, and said firmly.

"Well, anyway, this thing is pretty fun to poke, Kazuha, you can try it too."

Tiandao's face like a child's graffiti showed a somewhat ghostly expression, and said to Wanye with a smile.

"This kind of strange thing, it's better for us to stay away, after all, we are walking on this ice field and lost our way, while we still have the strength to hurry out is the last word, according to the map given by the mysterious old guy, we should be there after a while."

"Hey, Kazuha, you don't really believe what the old guy says, do you? The man who spoke to us in a veil from beginning to end, somehow left us here, if it weren't for him (?) Running too fast, I'm sure I'm going to let him taste my long knife. ”

"Come on."

Wan Ye sighed, looked at Tiandao helplessly, and said:

"At your current level, you haven't even touched him before, and let him taste your long knife, in case someone has any special habits, you can only let people taste your intestines."

"Ahh

Tiandao covered his ass with some horror, and said with a frightened expression:

"Don't say such terrible things, suddenly I feel that the chrysanthemums are cold."

"Hehe, let's go, leave this strange thing alone."

Kazuha took out a map and continued to walk forward, although Tiandao behind him was particularly nostalgic for Wendy's navel, but he had to quickly keep up with his friend's pace.

After ten seconds, Wendy's body, which had been stiff and motionless, suddenly went limp.

"Whew, it's so dangerous that I almost can't help it."

Wendy, whose head was stuck in the ice, let out a sigh of relief, fortunately he had loaded the corpse in a hurry, otherwise he would have been embarrassed by two mortals.

"Anyway, Nanshuo, this dog thief is really, he really threw me down from such a high place, if I wasn't more or less a god, I would probably fall to my death this time, no, I have to write it down in a small book, and the next time I see Thor I have to participate in Nanshuo's book in front of her."

Wendy's hands began to pull off the ice beneath her head, pulling up her head stuck in the ice.

"Well, why is this thing so hard, it's a little hard to pull out."

Just as Wendy struggled to put her head on her head, a figure hurried in the snow and mist in the distance.

"Alas, I really want to poke it again, that feel is amazing."

Tiandao turned back again, and after poking Wendy's navel just now, the wonderful feeling made him feel a little nostalgic.

When he walked to Wendy's death, he happened to see the wind god who was struggling to pull himself out, and Wendy also sensed a familiar aura and returned to the same place, and the scene suddenly began to be awkward.

"The people on the ground are out of the way, and the hero has appeared!"

At this moment, a hearty sound came from the sky, and Nanshuo swooped between the two of them with Nesario in his arms, and it was also surrounded by a bright flame because of the violent friction between the rapid fall and the air.

Tiandao hurriedly dodged, but Wendy, whose head was still trapped in the ice, was too late, and when he heard a bang, Nanshuo's knee hit an indescribable part between Wendy's legs.

As the saying goes, the wind blows the eggshell, and the pill goes to people's happiness. In this way, our Aeol-sama became a glorious eunuch (mistakenly).