Wang Lijun looked at the messy big platform, looked at the sun room that was locked before leaving last night, and didn't understand what happened to the roof of his house.

He picked Han Xue off the roof of the building, and then walked all the way on his shoulders to the property management office of the community. I complained to the head of the security guards.

Around three o'clock in the afternoon, Duoduo came back from school. She put down her school bag, hurriedly went to find her father, and picked up her flowers from her father. This goosebump-inducing name was given to Han Xue by her.

Speaking of Duoduo, there are a bunch of interesting things.

When Han Xue was at Qian Yongli's place, she liked this little girl very much. Chubby little face, single eyelids, squinted eyes, and the cutest look when you smile. A cute, ultra-festive feeling.

When she came to Duoduo's house, she found that Duoduo was simply a copy of her father's appearance. Duoduo is lively and active, her small mouth can speak well, and her dexterity is no less than that of her mother.

Han Xue could see that in order to cultivate this baby daughter, Cui Manling did not spend much effort.

Children's education in this era is all the rage, and parents in the whole society are like chickens.

From kindergarten to elementary school, her mother enrolled her in various extracurricular classes. Counting on raising his daughter from a native chicken in a grass cave into a nirvana phoenix.

So what dance, piano, Go, painting, and Olympiad English... Duoduo has dabbled in them all.

But Duoduo is not interested in anything, either he can't learn to paint today or the piano stopped that day. Either the sesame seeds were lost, or the watermelon was thrown away. It didn't take long for them to be abandoned. There is only one thing that I love so much, and that is roller skating.

On weekends, her father would take her to a small park nearby, and as long as she was wearing roller skates, she was the center of the park. What a difficult action, running off and crutches, she can play hard.

Listening to everyone's cheers and praises, Dad Wang Lijun didn't know how complacent he was.

Duoduo is now in the third grade, the same age as Junjun when Han Xue passed away.

Duoduo doesn't like to study at all. In terms of learning intelligence, she didn't inherit her mother at all, and she was struggling, and whoever saw it had a headache. In every exam, she was always at the bottom of her class.

When I come home from school, I either touch that or play that. Homework has long been thrown into the sky. Now that Huahua is here, there is nothing to say. What do you have to worry about studying with pets all day long?

For the sake of this academic performance, my mother used all kinds of tricks to intimidate and lure. As for the teacher, he is also bitter, and the carrot is a stick, but it is useless.

Her little mouth is also very good, the kind that can make her mother and teacher cry. Sitting next to her, Han Xue could make her faint.

Every time she saw the red score on the test paper, her mother always counted her down: "Duoduo, can you study well with the classmates with good grades in the class, and don't always mix with the classmates with poor grades." ”

"The one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, you have to play with the best children in the class to improve."

Duoduo is really obedient, her little mouth is a marshmallow machine, three times five divided by two, a few strokes to include the best first place in their class, at the end of the semester she really improved, the second to last in the class.

She insisted on playing the first place in the class to the penultimate one.

For Duoduo, her highest goal in life is to become a glorious primary school teacher in the future. This is what she said to Han Xue. Because she thinks being a teacher is too stylish.

Look at their homeroom teacher, Teacher Chen, who is calling for wind and rain in the class, and there is no margin when she sees anyone who is not pleasing to the eye, and all the children revolve around her baton. As a teacher, you can have the wind and the rain, how energetic.

When her father opened the restaurant, she had just entered the first grade and was learning Hanyu Pinyin.

In other words, this year, tutoring bear children to do homework is a high-risk job. Homework is the number one killer that destroys the parent-child relationship. Every night, I was busy with homework. There are always chickens and dogs jumping at home.

For a spelling homework, Mom and Dad almost didn't fight. The reason for the fight is that there is a spelling homework in the homework book, Buddha. That F-O Buddha, she always pronounces it as F-O fire.

You said that this homework book, I don't know who designed it, the radiant Buddha light was painted into a picture of a flame on his head. When Duoduo did her homework, she couldn't react, and told her mother that the word was reading fire.

"F-O FO, it's a Buddha, what kind of fire, what kind of fire, ah? I'm really angry when I see you." No matter how mom slaps the table and hits the bench. Duoduo just didn't understand, so Cui Manling was so anxious that she couldn't wait to find a rope to hang herself.

Cui Manling's appearance of eating the child made his father feel distressed, and he yelled at his mother: "The child is so small, why are you so fierce?" ”

"What am I doing so fiercely, yo, you can do it, then you come!" Mom slapped the table on the table, then threw a bunch of homework books in Dad's face, and rushed out of the room in anger.

"Let me tell you, Cui Manling, in this world, you can talk to my daughter like this, if it were someone else, I would have slapped him to death a long time ago." Dad yelled angrily in the back. Then he sat down in front of his daughter.

He picked up his daughter's math book, and 5-3 equaled 6. The teacher paddled the big red cross.

"Duoduo, how can 5-3 be wrong, it will be forgotten when I am in kindergarten!" Dad was very patient, Duoduo looked up at her innocent little face, and pulled out her little hand at Dad.

"Dad, I wrote 2 during the exam, but my mother always told me to double-check. When I checked, I found that something was wrong. You look at five fingers, take out three, that's not six."

Dad looked at the middle three fingers she had taken away, and finally understood the reason for the mistake. So he stretched out his five fingers.

"Duoduo, don't take the three fingers in the middle, if you're like Dad, take off the three below."

"Oh, Dad, I know I'm wrong, it should be equal to 8." Duoduo suddenly realized. Wang Lijun covered his face and almost blew his beard away.

But Duoduo, she doesn't care about her parents' reaction. I turned my head and smiled again, and I didn't know what to do.

I can't learn well, and I understand the crooked ways very quickly.

On Sunday in Papa's restaurant, Mom and Dad were busy, and she was in front of Dad's second-hand car, organizing a group of children who came to the restaurant to eat and giving them pinyin lessons.

DAD'S CAR SIGN SAYS PORSCHE AND SHE'S NOT AMBIGUOUS, P--O BROKEN, CH-E CAR. RS didn't have anything to fight, so he taught the children to read: Broken Car.

She sat at the counter, and people came to buy drinks, three dollars a bottle, and gave five yuan. Find two pieces. It's neat and neat, and it's not confused at all.

Now, she's grown up. But it's getting harder and harder to learn.

It is said that parents in grades 1 to 3 are the most fierce, because parents will do their children's homework. In grades 4 to 6, half of the parents don't get angry because they can't. When I got to junior high school, I basically had to hehe.

Han Xue thought that when Junjun was in the third grade, she didn't care much about his studies, but her grades were not bad to the end. But looking at Duoduo's textbooks and homework, I found that it was really difficult.

You said that Duoduo won the penultimate place today, what did you do wrong? She jumped onto Duoduo's desk and began to flip through her exam papers. All Olympiad questions. Even she has to use her brain to do it.

Cui Manling was quite tired when she came back from the unit. Change into pajamas, sit next to your daughter, and help her check her homework. I saw that it was more than three hours from coming home from school to dinner.

The word copying homework assigned by the Chinese teacher only wrote 7 words twice, and she was stunned that she didn't finish it. looked at a test paper full of errors, and the fire got up.

"Duoduo, you were sent by heaven to clean me up, right? Yes? ”

"Seven words, seven words, the tortoise and rabbit race is over. What did you do when you came back, three hours? ”

She grabbed the math paper and looked at the devastated red cross. pointed to the question by question, and asked her bitterly:

"Come on, come on, this question. Tell your mother about a bus, there were 9 people, two people got off at the first stop, and three people got off at the second stop. Why 9-2+2? ”

Duoduo squinted her little eyes, poked her little head with a pencil, pointed to the villain drawn on the test paper, and said to her mother:

"Because I'm a little upset when I look at this person, you see him looking behind him, this car must not be what he wants, he is waiting for other cars." Han Xue looked at the question and looked at Duoduo helplessly.

Cui Manling couldn't cry or laugh. Looking down further, Mr. Wang took 24 students to the park by tourist bus, how many cars should I choose? The answer is 24, 34, 18 and the daughter chose 24.

Mom tapped the test paper with a pen and asked Duoduo, "What about this question?" Mr. Wang has 24 students, why did you choose a 24-seater car? What about the teacher, is the teacher sitting on the roof of the car? ”

Duoduo rolled her eyes and thought about it, and replied slowly: "Mom, the teacher can stand, doesn't that save money for the car?" Isn't it a waste for 25 people to sit in a 34-seater car? "What kind of bear child is this, Han Xue was so angry that she jumped off the table.

Since the first grade quarreled over Duoduo's study, Duoduo's father no longer cares about Duoduo's study.

As long as his mother sat on the edge of the flowers, he took the initiative to run to the roof to toss his orchids, or simply ran to the community to stroll. Or brag to the security guards, out of sight is clean.

In fact, he found that it was not his family, as long as there were families with babies, they were basically like that. After this roar, a mountain is higher than a mountain.

Today, it's time to eat, and he can't hide anymore and can't help but come back for dinner. He set the meal, came to the door of Duoduo's room, and listened to Cui Manling correcting the last math problem for Duoduo.

"30,000 times 40,000, how much? Yes? ”

"120,000"

"30,000 times 40,000 is 120,000, are you a pig brain?" Cui Manling shouted hoarsely. This question is so wrong that even Han Xue can't wait to go up and slap her.

"30,000 times 40,000, three, four, one twelve, why not 120,000, you said the child has a pig brain." Wang Lijun chattered.

Before he finished speaking, Duoduo's puppet was smashed out by his mother.

"You pig, so stupid and come out to mislead people's children, this is really a father and a daughter." Cui Manling scolded.