Chapter 61: Teasing

Chen Yuan smiled: "Don't be nervous, I don't have any money in my arms." ”

Zhang Han was stunned, his face trembled for a while, and he felt as if he was holding back his strength like watching other people's jokes, and as a result, he became the person who was seen as a joke.

Bao joined the army and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, Chen Yuan's hand was four or two, obviously he was the persecuted party, and now he was the main anti-guest, so he could make the other party angry.

"Then get me out." Zhang Han almost shouted.

"Let's still have a couplet." Chen Yuan lowered his head and pondered.

Zhang Han swallowed his saliva secretly, seeing that he was not in a hurry, he would not really come up.

Chen Yuan looked at Li Bin and said lightly: "There are four little ghosts, ghosts and ghosts are on the side." ”

The eight kings just now, four on Zhang Han's side and four on Li Bin's side, are really like two groups of little ghosts, and Chen Yuan's couplets are vividly depicted.

Zhang Han almost fell headlong and used the Eight Kings to implicitly persecute, but the other party used the four little ghosts to implicitly ridicule, and his face couldn't hang up.

"Deliberately, it must be deliberate, this son is hateful and hateful!" Zhang Han almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and his face was bitter, "Let's go, let's go, go in." "He lost face, and he can only endure it, he is not a gentleman like Li Bin, he is a person with real talent and real learning, the Zhang family is a famous family, and he will find a way to find it later if he suffers a loss. Fang Cai's deliberate price increase has already attracted criticism, and Chen Yuan will not be able to explain to the teacher if he is embarrassed, so he hurriedly drove Chen Yuan away.

Many talented people and talented women were originally disgusted with Li Bin's approach, and when they saw Chen Yuan cracking them one by one, they appreciated them greatly, and secretly thought that if they were themselves, they would definitely not be able to do what Chen Yuan did, and at the same time, they accused Li Bin and them even more privately. Many talented women secretly inquired who this Chen Yuan was, and they had never heard of it before.

Li Bin's faces were long, and his jaw was about to drop, they all knew Chen Yuan, Chen Yuan was withdrawn and submissive before, when did he become so calm and unhurried, and he was full of knowledge. Thinking of being teased by him again and again, he wanted to beat his head and tell himself that he must be dreaming.

Bao Senjun held back a smile, threw ten taels, and was about to pass.

Zhang Han stretched out his hand to stop: "There are still ten taels left." ”

Joining the army said: "You just said, you will be fined ten taels for wrong answers, and you can pass the test by adding ten taels, right?" ”

"That's right."

"Did I answer the question?"

Zhang Han shook his head.

Bao joined the army and said: "That's it, don't be fined if you don't answer the question, these ten taels are donated by me to everyone." He glanced at those talented women, "Girls, have a good time, I'm invited." ”

The talented girls laughed.

Zhang Han's face was blue and white for a while, and his mouth trembled: "Hurry up, go quickly." "Secretly scolded, Li Bin, this bastard, said that Chen Yuan is easy to deal with, but the other party is a human spirit, he was led by the nose, and another Bao who doesn't talk about routines joined the army, that remorse, why did he have a bad brain to provoke him, these years of his reputation are almost ruined.

Walking to a place where Li Bin's sight was difficult for them to see, Bao Senjun could no longer hold back his laughter: "Chen Yuan, you kid is so bad, you did a good job, Li Bin is afraid that you will vomit blood if you play him!" ”

Chen Yuan was serious: "Brother in the army, don't talk nonsense, it's obvious that they are embarrassing us, I just happened to think of the couplet, or I have to go home, I didn't play them." ”

"If you believe you, you'll have a ghost!" Joining the army, he said with a disdainful face, and shook his head, "There is no heavenly reason, there is no heavenly reason, if amnesia can become so agile, I also want to lose my memory." ”

Walking a few steps inside, there are many scholars coming and going, some holding books and singing loudly, some meditating on the lake, some arguing loudly, and some waving pens on rice paper. Some gathered together in twos and threes to discuss, and there were quite a few women in the middle.

This is quite unexpected by Chen Yuan, doesn't it mean that a woman is virtuous if she is not talented? Why are there so many young ladies who want to learn this poem? Back then, I was most annoyed by memorizing ancient poems.

"The spring breeze caresses me, just for you. Gee. "Bao joined the army and couldn't move his legs.

"Brother Joiner, your saliva is flowing out."

"Ah, yes, ah, how could it be." Bao joined the army without retracting his gaze, and sighed, "I want me Bao to join the army and visit the eighty-first floor of Qinhuai, known as a beautiful woman and a talented woman, this Qinglou, bending flattery, how can there be the innocence of this daughter." ”

Chen Yuan smiled: "It seems that you are very familiar with women." ”

Bao Senjun snorted dissatisfiedly: "What kind of eyes are you?" ”

"Let me tell you, the women in the Qinglou have a bit of a posture, and then they are skillfully dressed and dressed, and they immediately show a very color, hugging her, only feeling soft and fragrant, they deliberately flatter, arbitrarily acting, keeping you old and novice, and indulging in it night and night."

In Chen Yuan's era, there were also colleagues who usually heard them mention, but it was just a "fast food", everyone took what they needed, and it was not pleasant to hear. Curious: "Then why are you interested in these talented women?" ”

"Look, what you're saying, shouldn't all women be interested? I said Chen Yuan, why are you still so sincere, talented people are romantic, and Qinglou spreads good stories, wait for one day, I will take you to a long time, otherwise you will always ask such a low-level question. That's a talented girl, Wen can grind the inkstone and hold the pen, and the red sleeves add fragrance, which is exciting to think about. ”

"Brother Joiner, I see what you've been looking for."

"Of course, I'm looking for the first beauty in Nanjing."

"The first beauty?"

"Of course, I tell you, this first beauty is not only noble, but also quick-witted, you see how many talented people chant and sing there today, isn't it just to see her, wait to see her, you have to be reserved, don't be in a daze, it will damage our signboard."

Chen Yuan was secretly funny, it's you who want to be in a daze. Who is the first beauty in Nanjing? I haven't heard of it yet, and suddenly a white figure appeared in my head, and I said in my heart, she is not the first, but also one of the best.

"The two of you are full of poetry and books, but you are here to utter filthy words, insulting the sages and the master, and then ashamed of the ten years of cold windows, Yu is deeply ashamed." The two of them talked happily, and a thin and short-bearded scholar next to him said in disgust.

The scholar looks like he is twenty years old, wearing a blue shirt, a white "robe" with a collar and a gray collar on the collar.

I can't say it, everyone has a love for beauty, this person is really upright, Chen Yuan asked rhetorically: "Dare to ask Brother Tai, which saint are you reading." ”

"Naturally, he is a Confucian saint admired by the world."

"How is Sage Kong?"

Yu Shusheng arched his hands to the right and said very respectfully: "Sage Kong is the most knowledgeable, the wood of the sky, the master of all ages, he is so ancient and minqiu, he never tires of learning, never tires of teaching, the ancient way is warm, restore the rule of Zhou Gong, and stabilize the people of the world." ”

Chen Yuan intercepted: "But how can Confucius say that he killed Shao Zhengmao? ”

Shao Zhengmao was a doctor in the state of Lu, and like Confucius, he opened a school to teach students, and this person gave a very set of lectures and spoke very attractively, and many people, including some of Confucius's students at that time, were tempted by him. Confucius later became the chief secretary, seven days after taking office, Shao Zhengmao was killed under the two views of the east view of the "gentleman's punishment", exposed the corpse for three days, extremely disgraceful, Confucius's answer is also: Shao Zhengmao has "the heart and danger, the line is firm and firm, the words are false and argue, the ugly and Bo, the obedience and the non-Ze" five kinds of bad character, as long as the character of the person has one of the "five evils", it is impossible not to impose the "gentleman's punishment", and Shao Zhengmao is the "villain's hero" who is also the "five evils", has the ability to confuse the people to rebel, and the world is of the same heart, and it is impossible not to kill.

Due to the need to rule, the dynasty for a thousand years preached the ideas of Confucius without mentioning any of his flaws. But there are still some people who know.

"Punish without teaching, call it abuse, teach but not change, punish it, call it the royal way, Confucius is not weaker than his own punishment because of his lack of knowledge, can he be described as a saint?"

Yu Shusheng, who was on the other side, happened to know about this, and he couldn't refute it while panting.

"No one is perfect, no gold is enough, talented people and talented women are here today, one is looking for people with the same way, but also to see the world, although we have rude words, but not insult anyone. But if Brother Yu respects the master who fights strangers, shouldn't he follow suit? ”

In a word, Yu Shusheng blushed and had a thick neck: "You, you ......"

Chen Yuan smiled: "I don't know the name of Brother Taigao? ”