In this way, the voice of Shen Ci that he heard was not his own fantasy.

But why can I only hear the voice of a palace maid? But you can't hear the others?

Could it be that it was the dark guidance of God who arranged her to help him stabilize national politics and rewrite history?

Although this palace maid is crazy, her appearance is delicate and lovely.

At this moment, it is not possible to assert whether her appearance is a blessing or a curse for the Qi Dynasty, but she mistakenly prevents herself from making a big mistake, and this alone should be rewarded.

Belch...... The reward is still over, she plucked his leg hair, slapped him and kicked him into the gong bucket, such evil deeds in the past, now at most it can be regarded as a merit and demerit.

However, it is indeed inappropriate to let her continue to brush the Gong bucket in the Gong room.

The reason for the inappropriateness was not because Li Mobai felt sorry for her, but because he felt that he would inevitably meet her more often in the future, and he didn't want to talk to someone who dealt with Gong Tong every day.

*

After a busy day's work, Shen Ciwu is being inspected by the internal supervisor on the effectiveness of her work.

The inner supervisor carefully inspected the past one by one, showed a satisfied expression and said, "Well, it's very good!" It seems that he was born to be a good material for brushing the bucket. ”

Shen Ci glanced at him worriedly, and a sentence of MMP was like a fish in his throat.

The next moment, the eunuch in front of the palace came to announce the decree, "Spread the holy edict, the time for the palace maid to reprimand and punish has arrived, and I will return to the internal affairs office today, and I will still serve in front of the palace in the future." ”

The father-in-law who was in charge of cleaning up Gong's house was dumbfounded, "This ...... Father-in-law Su, there has never been such a thing, she has only been here for a day, how can she ......"

"You are presumptuous!" Gonggong Su glared at him and said sharply: "You dare to speculate about the emperor's holy will?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, minions don't dare ......"

Only then did Father-in-law Su look at Shen Ciwu, "You, go back to the room and rest~"

？？？？

Is this lucky?

Or was the dog emperor stupid to kick his head into the gong bucket by himself?

He let himself go so easily?

This, this, this...... It's not scientific!

After returning to the room, Shen Ciwu looked at himself in the mirror, looked at his troubled face, and firmly established a fact in his heart:

This dog emperor just wants to see the color and covet his body!

Thinking of this, Shen Ci couldn't help but gasp.

Isn't the Dog Emperor a crook? Chu Yuezhi is his true love. Those concubines are just decorations.

Thinking that if he fell in love with himself and wanted to make himself his concubine, Chu Yuezhi, the god of killing, knew that he was jealous, wouldn't he have to stuff his broken hands and feet into the wine jar to make an adult?

Why is she so dead! I crossed over to such a broken place, I didn't do anything, and I made enemies!

[Ding Dong ~ Congratulations to the host for completing the task of 'kicking the tyrant into the Gong bucket', with +20 points, and the current points are 60. 】

60 points? Then she can't buy an iPhone 18?

[Little Tuo Tuo! I want to shop! 】

[Hehe, the host is really a little waste who can't save money~~]

[You scold again?? 】

[Host, please feel free to buy~]

[No need to choose, I chose it yesterday!] I just want the iphone18 that can be exchanged for 50 points!! 】

[Good host, redeem rewards for you right away.] Successfully redeem iphone18, points -50, remaining points 10. 】

Immediately afterwards, Shen Ciwu only felt that his palm was hot.

Then a dazzling blue light flashed, stabbing Shen Ciwu unable to open his eyes.

After the blue light faded away, a brand new iPhone 18 appeared in the palm of her hand.

She picked up her phone and flipped through it.

The smoothness of this fuselage, the three cameras behind it, and the sapphire mobile phone screen, absolutely amazing!

It's no different from the iPhone13 Mao she used before......

Shen Ciwu skillfully pressed the power button, pressed and held for three seconds, no response, five seconds, no response, a minute passed, and there was still no response.

Shen Ciwei: ̄□ ̄||

[Why doesn't the screen of this mobile phone light up? ] Is it broken? You're not going to tell me it's because there's no power, are you? You're not going to hide the charger and power supply, so let me redeem it with my points, right? 】

[Of course not, what do you think, host?] The reason why its screen doesn't light up is because, it can't light up on the screen in the first place~~hee~~~~]

Xiao Tuo Tuo's wicked laughter, not to mention how cheap it is.

Shen Ci's anger immediately rushed up, and he instantly felt like he was being played by unscrupulous merchants.

[Then may I ask you, what is the use of this thing I want?] Use it as a brick to slap you to death? 】

[Please forgive the host, because the time and space you traveled from is in ancient times, and the Time and Space Administration does not allow modern products to appear in ancient times.] But it's not completely useless. To compensate, it was given a completely new feature. That is, it can fulfill any one of your wishes. 】

[Really? Then I want to ......]

[In addition to allowing you to return to the space where you were originally ~]

[Then I'm really ...... RNM refund! 】

[Hee-hee, host, the goods sold in our store will not be returned~ If you think about it differently, it's better than that it is useless. 】

[You're really comforting...... So how do I make a wish? Say it directly? 】

[No, you cannot.] Because it doesn't recognize sounds, only passwords. When the host needs to make a wish, just say a command to it. 】

What is the password?] 】

[It's very simple, just like when the host operates a mobile phone in modern times.] All you need to do is shout 'Hi, siri' to it and say your wishes. 】

Hehe, what an advanced waste.

This night, Shen Ci worriedly held her brand-new iphone18 into her dream.

When she got up the next day, she took the beautiful brick and began to wonder what she should wish for.

Now my only wish is to be able to return to modern times, to my own home.

This hellish place, she really doesn't want to stay for a day!

But her only wish was blocked by Xiao Tuotuo's pit daddy system, what else could she wish for?

After thinking about it, Shen Ciwu suddenly thought that every time Xiao Tuotuo gave her the task was to let her die in front of the Dog Emperor.

The first few times she was lucky to escape, it doesn't mean that she will always be so lucky.

There are more tasks in the future, and if there are still some dead missions, she will inevitably annoy the tyrant.

If the dog emperor really wants to cut off her head one day, this wishing phone may really be able to save her life!

Thinking of this, Shen Ciwu carefully put away his mobile phone and hid it.

*

Three days later, Shen Ciwei heard news while pruning weeds in the imperial garden.

Liu Huai, who was supposed to rebel, did not rebel, but was escorted back to Jiangdu from the front line by Li Mobai.

After Shen Ciwei heard the news, he was almost drowned by his own spittle.

【? No rebellion? That's not right...... This is the record of the canonical history! How could he not have rebelled? If he doesn't rebel, how can the dog emperor be ridiculed by the ministers and scolded by the people? He doesn't rebel, what else do I think of the jokes of the Dog Emperor!? I've been dormant for so long, just to see the dog emperor make a fool of himself. 】

[You tell me now, happy, pop, gone? 】

When he silently recited this sentence in his heart, Shen Ci faintly felt a chill down his spine.

How did she know that at this moment, Li Mobai was staring at her in the dark with those eyes like falling stars?

Oh, madwoman, do you want to see me ugly? Want to see me crushed and scattered?

Sooner or later, I'll let you know who will be out of the woods and who will be crushed and scattered!