9. What kind of treasure is an alpaca?

[When the host points are cleared, the system will automatically trigger the protection mechanism, and the host will not be able to take on new tasks for three days.] 】

[Is there any mistake?] I don't take assignments, how can I redeem my points for things in the convenience store? The thunderbolt that day was the best thing! I'm going to buy it and chop off the head of the Dog Emperor and use it as a chair to sit on!" 】

[Host don't be impatient.] The regulations are like this, and there is nothing grass mud horses can do. Why don't you sing you a song? 】

[Can you stop calling that name again?] Isn't it good for you to call it an alpaca or a small lump of lumps? Offense against decency! 】

[Good host, grass mud horse knows~~]

[Count what I exchanged from you, that amnesia powder was used by me on myself by mistake. originally planned to use stealth water to save Liu Huai from the prison, but in the end, he stunned Liu Huai by mistake, and showed up at a critical moment, so that people could be arrested! 】

[The most annoying thing is that bloody iphone18! ] The Dog Emperor woke it up by saying 'Harm Sairi', and then he inexplicably said shut up, and as a result, it took this as my wish and came true?? What kind of bloody plot is this? Novels don't write like this! 】

Later, Shen Ciwei complained a lot about this guy called 'Xiao Tuo Tuo', and Li Mobai gradually figured out the ins and outs of the matter.

It turns out that she plucked my leg hair, slapped me, and kicked me into the gong bucket, all to complete the task that this little tuotuo gave her?

Listening to their conversation, it seems that Xiao Tuo Tuo will reward her with points after completing the task, and the points can be exchanged for many strange things.

These things are not available in this day and age, and if you have these things, wouldn't it be like divine help?

Therefore, Li Mobai became interested in this mysterious 'little tuotuo'.

Back at the Jinluan Palace, Li Mobai immediately summoned the scholars to come to the audience.

Mo Zhaoran, a university scholar, was the most knowledgeable person in the Qi Dynasty, and he had traveled to many countries and was even more knowledgeable.

After Mo Zhaoran entered the Jinluan Palace, Li Mobai did not greet him, but asked straight to the point: "Mo Aiqing is well-known, have you ever heard of the 'little tuotuo'?" ”

Mo Zhaoran frowned slightly, not knowing why, "Can what the emperor say be more specific?" ”

Li Mobai recalled Xu Xuan, patted his thigh and said, "Or is it a grass mud horse?" ”

Mo Zhaoran's face was full of black lines, "Your Majesty...... Are you polite? ”

"No, no...... Not literally! Li Mobai reluctantly explained, "It seems that there is another name, called ...... Called 'alpaca'? ”

"Alpacas? Where did the emperor hear about this rare thing? Mo Zhaoran quipped: "That thing is an animal in the South Crossing Ocean, it looks a little like a sheep, but it has a short body and a long neck, and the appearance of the four is not very good-looking." ”

"Really?" Li Mobai leaned forward slightly, his hands on the desk, looking a little excited, "Maybe you can find it?" ”

Mo Zhaoran thought for a moment and replied: "Wei Chen remembered that the year before last, Nanyue Ocean Land seemed to have paid tribute and raised it in the Strange Beast Garden, but I don't know if it is dead now. ”

"Quick! Immediately order someone to go to the Strange Beast Garden and bring the alpaca to me! ”

Half an hour later, a 'rare guest' came to the Jinluan Palace.

It has the shape of a sheep, with a slender face, long pointed ears, and large, round eyes. The coat color is cotton white, the neck is slender, the tail is short, and the toes are separated.

It looks a bit like a camel when it walks, and it is always a strange-shaped creature.

Li Mobai had never seen such a strange-looking animal, and looked at it for a long time.

Is this an alpaca?

That crazy woman is doing what she has set her to do?

Looking at the strange appearance of this thing, maybe it really has 'great magical powers'.

Qi Dynasty does not believe in strange powers.

In order not to let the palace people think that the emperor was suffering from madness, Li Mobai retreated left and right, just like this, looking at each other in the Jinluan Palace.

He first tentatively touched the alpaca's head, but it was docile, squinting its eyes and neck slightly retracted, and it looked very well-behaved.

This ugly and ugly thing hit Li Mobai's laughter, making him laugh, "It's actually quite cute when it looks good~"

Soon, he cleared his throat and retracted his smile, and pretended to be serious: "Ahem~ There is no one around now, only you and I are alone." I already know your secrets, and I know that you can speak. You don't have to be inhibited, you can communicate with me. ”

In a word, it is better than playing the piano to the cow and playing the piano to the cow.

Well? No response?

Is there any other code?

The scholar said it was called an alpaca, and I heard that crazy woman seem to call it by another name?

Is it only when another name is called and the code is said that it will react?

So, Li Mobai approached the alpaca's ears and called in a very soft voice, "Little Tuotuo~~~"

Really!

As soon as I finished calling the alpaca, I reacted.

It first ran around the hall twice excitedly, and then jumped up and jumped onto Li Mobai's dragon seat and squatted slightly.

Looking at its majestic appearance, Li Mobai thought that it was going to speak the next moment.

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't hear anything except the 'snort' sound from the tip of the alpaca's nose.

After a while, he faintly smelled a foul odor.

hurriedly climbed the high platform to bypass the dragon case, only to see a scene that shocked him!!

This thing actually pooped on its own dragon seat?!?

Li Mobai turned around and almost didn't vomit, the alpaca has spirituality, and he knew that he was in trouble and hurriedly hid behind the beams and pillars.

Li Mobai relieved himself, thinking that for the sake of those strange treasures, he had to make this master happy today.

He squeezed out a seemingly bright smile and approached the alpaca, gently stroking the fluffy hair on its back.

"Don't be afraid, I won't beat you. Everyone has three urgency, and besides, you are not a human being, so it is reasonable that you can't hold back. But you're on my dragon seat, do you have to give me a face? I know you can understand what I say, and I can speak human words. But Fang Cai's code didn't say it right? ”

After thinking about it, the 'alpaca' that Shen Ci was worried about seemed to have a self-proclaimed one.

So Li Mobai once again approached the alpaca's ears and called softly, "Grass mud horse~"

The next moment, the alpaca swept its hooves and took two steps back, a pair of big black eyes staring at Li Mobai, smacking his lips from time to time.

Li Mobai looked at its appearance and thought it was about to speak, so he subconsciously leaned closer to it.

'Oh, tui! ’

There was a viscous liquid sprayed on Li Mobai's face, and it still had a strange stench......

That alpaca, actually spitting on itself!?

Li Mobai raised his sleeves and frantically wiped the alpaca saliva on his face, so angry that he was incoherent, "How can this be reasonable!" You're playing tricks on purpose! You're clearly in the same league as that crazy woman! ”

'Oh, tui! ’

'Oh, tui! ’

The more fierce he is with the alpaca, the more the alpaca chases and spits on him.

In the end, Li Mobai was defeated, and shouted outside the hall in despair: "Someone! Pull this ugly thing out of here! ”

Sanfu entered in response and ordered someone to take the alpaca.

Li Mobai's body was full of dirt and stuffiness, and he said, "You clean up here, and I will go back to bathe and change clothes!" Then he brushed his sleeves and left.

Sanfu shouted at a group of small inner eunuchs to clean up the hygiene in the hall, and after seeing the few pieces of feces on the dragon seat, he couldn't help pinching the tip of his nose and frowning and complaining:

"Oh, this ugly thing shouldn't have brought the Golden Luan Palace! Look, it scared the emperor ......"