Don't you dare?

There is nothing in this world that you dare not do!

She made up such a lie, Li Mobai naturally didn't believe it. Moreover, he had already heard the whole process of the whole thing from Shen Ci's worried heart.

Speaking from the heart, Li Mobai really wanted to cut off the head of this crazy woman.

What he cares about most in this life is his face, and Shen Ci worries repeatedly jumping on his bottom line.

If it weren't for the fact that she knew that she could come in the future to help her better handle the government and state affairs, I don't know how many times her life would have been lost.

Kill her, you can't kill her.

Beat her, in case something happens, it is still herself who suffers.

Li Mobai thought about it for a moment and came up with an excellent way to deal with her.

"Beating you and killing you can only dissipate the anger in my heart for a moment. But the money spent is a real loss. Today, if it weren't for your misdeeds in my face and letting King Jing take my handle, I would never have lent him a thousand taels of silver. Since it started with you, it is up to you to make up for my loss. ”

He cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Therefore, this thousand taels of silver must be repaid by you." ”

"Huh? Your Majesty, what are you kidding? If a slave or maid has a thousand taels of silver, will they still come to work in the palace? ”

"That's your business, nothing to do with me. There are only two paths in front of you. Either pay back the money or cut off your head. The choice is yours. ”

Shen Ci's neck was cold, and he said continuously: "Pay back the money!! But...... But the slave really didn't have ......."

Li Mobai sneered, "If not, use your monthly example to offset it." ”

Shen Ci was worried and quickly calculated an account in his heart.

She has three taels of silver a month, even if she doesn't eat, drink or shop, she saves all of them, and she only saves thirty-six taels a year.

This thousand taels of silver, I have to pay it back for 28 years!?

"Your Majesty...... The slave maid has only three taels of silver a month, and if she wants to repay a thousand taels of silver, won't the slave and maid have to work in vain in the palace for nearly thirty years? ”

"Thirty years?" Li Mobai sighed softly, shook his head and said, "Your account is not quite right. I'll do the math for you. ”

I saw him pick up a pen and write the white paper, and as he wrote, he said:

"Your monthly income for a month is three taels, eating and drinking will count you as one or two expenses, and accommodation will add another one or two expenses. You can only pay me back one or two pieces of silver a month. ”

According to this calculation, only twelve taels can be repaid in twelve months in a year. One thousand taels of silver, eighty-three years to be repaid! ”

"You are eighteen years old, and your face does not look like a long life, I will give you a change and then ask for an auspicious one, you will work for me in the palace until you are eighty-eight years old, and the debt between you and me will be paid off."

Good guy, I suggest you resign from the position of emperor and become a certified public accountant in modern times.

You've calculated that even cows are too scared to produce milk!

Isn't this just finding a free coolie and giving him a lifetime of work for nothing?

At this moment, the corners of Li Mobai's lips contained a faint smile, just to look at Shen Ci's sad and desperate expression.

But how could Shen Ciwu be as he wanted?

After listening to his calculations, he immediately replied: "The emperor is wise! The slave is a shallow learner and doesn't know how to count, so the emperor is more accurate in calculating. Then, according to the emperor's will, the slaves and maids do not receive monthly money to work in the palace to pay off the debts owed to the emperor today. ”

In the first place, Li Mobai was shocked by Shen Ciwu's refreshing compromise.

But soon, this shock turned into hatred that wanted to break Shen Ci's body to pieces!

[It doesn't matter, I promised you that you would promise you, anyway, you will burp in four years.] When you die, the old lady who has not paid off the money left behind will not owe you, and the old lady will definitely replace them with paper money and burn them to you one by one! 】

？？？

I calculated that she should pay back the money for the rest of her life, but she was fine, calculating when I would die?

Crazy woman, don't worry, if I really die young at the age of twenty-eight, I will definitely pull you on my back!

The two of them negotiated the conditions in a discordant manner, and Shen Ci was anxious to retire for fear that he would regret it.

didn't take two steps, Li Mobai grabbed her arm.

Due to inertia, Shen Ci's body staggered backwards, and he fell into Li Mobai's arms unexpectedly.

The distance between them is only 0.01 cm at the moment, and the tip of the nose against the tip of the nose is very ambiguous.

Shen Ci's heart beat stalled again:

[No, no, no! You won't kiss me again, will you? What I can eat at noon today is leek dumplings! 】

Leek?

Li Mobai couldn't help retching, and hurriedly pushed Shen Ci away.

[Huh? What did he vomit? What are you pretending to be...... It's like it's a shame to be light, and I'm ......]

[Wrong...... How do you say this as if I really want to be despised by him......]

Li Mobai sat upright, cleared his throat and said, "You drew a king on the two of us, making me lose face, what should I do?" ”

"Hasn't the emperor already punished the slaves? Haven't you already let your slaves and maidservants work for you all your life? ”

"That's material compensation, not psychological compensation."

"Then what does the emperor want?"

"It's simple." Li Mobai raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Ciwu, shook the brush in his hand, and said with a wicked smile: "I also made a painting on your face, and you are not allowed to clean your face for three days after returning to the palace maid's office." Otherwise, I'll order this painting to be burned on your face and tattooed!" ”

Hey, what a vicious man!

Who doesn't know that a woman is good (hào) in appearance? was painted by him like this, and he had to endure three days without washing his face, didn't he die in the palace maid's society?

But Shen Ciwu couldn't refuse, Li Mobai waved the wolf hair and 'flew the dragon and painted the phoenix' on her face.

He laughed almost while painting, and finally couldn't help it, and the laughter alarmed the palace people guarding the door.

An inner eunuch glanced curiously at the palace, and then whispered to Sanfu, "The emperor seems to have painted something on the face of that palace maid." ”

After Sanfu followed and peeked at it, he slapped the inner prisoner's head hard and preached, "What do you know? This is called eyebrow painting is a kind of boudoir pleasure, a stupid thing without eyesight! ”

He glanced back at the scene in the palace again, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and steal fun, "Oh, our emperor has eaten vegetarian food for so many years, but it's finally time to open meat!" The Queen Mother may be overjoyed to know the news! ”

After talking to himself, he straightened his face and instructed the inner supervisor under his hand, saying, "You all polish your eyes one by one!" Who can win the emperor's favor in this palace, who is the serious master!

Don't look at that Shen Guiren is still just a palace maid now, if she can't guarantee it, she will soar to the sky one day, and being a concubine is just around the corner! treats her on weekdays, but she has to serve the miscellaneous family! If there's a slight slip-up, be careful of your little butt smashed! ”

The inner supervisors laughed in unison and replied: "Thank you father-in-law for mentioning it!" ”