43, the dog white with a straight mouth
The moment the needle was pulled out, the Queen Mother also ordered someone to knock the palace door open.
So, the queen mother, the queen, the concubine Xi, and a group of imperial doctors and guards all saw this strange scene.
That is Shen Ciwu sitting in front of Li Mobai's dragon couch, and Li Mobai is lifting his pants in a panic at the moment......
Everyone consciously turned around, and the queen and Xi Guifei also covered their eyes with a sigh of surprise.
Only the Queen Mother was furious, "What are you doing this!?" ”
Finished!
I just finished dancing a whole set of radio gymnastics in the mouth of Li Mobai, a big tiger,
Is this going to dance the second set in the mouth of the tigress of the Queen Mother......
"Queen Mother, my son can't explain this matter to you in three or two sentences, after all, my son is fine, you better take them out first."
"No!" The Queen Mother pointed to the tip of Shen Ci's worried nose and scolded angrily: "This prodigal hoof knows that you are seriously ill and still wants to seduce you, it's really damned!" Imperial Guards! Immediately drag the out to the mourning family, chop it up and feed it to the dog! ”
"Wait!"
This 'slow' sound jumped out of the mouths of Li Mobai and Shen Ciwu almost at the same time.
Shen Ciwu rushed in front of him and said: "The Queen Mother said that as long as the slave and maid saved the emperor's life, you will forgive the slave and maid for the death penalty." Now that the emperor's illness has been cured, why should he condemn the slave and maid to death? ”
"Healed? It only took a quarter of an hour from the time you came in to the mourning house and led someone to open the door of the dormitory, and you are afraid that you will only take off the emperor's pants! How to heal!? It seems that your mouth is full of! ”
"Queen Mother, how dare the slave deceive you? If you don't believe it, you can ask the imperial doctor to diagnose the emperor's pulse! ”
Of course, the Queen Mother didn't believe it, so she asked Sheng Yuan to come forward to diagnose Li Mobai's pulse.
After a while, Sheng Yuan's eyebrows showed a little shock, and he hurriedly beckoned to call two senior imperial doctors to consult together.
After some deliberation by several people, they knelt down in front of the Queen Mother, and the Sheng Yuan Judge was even more excited that his voice trembled a little, "Mrs., Mrs...... Dowager! His Majesty...... Indeed, he has been cured! ”
As soon as the words came out, the whole hall was in an uproar.
"How is that possible? With such an incurable disease, how can you say that it is good!? ”
"That's why it's a miracle!" Sheng Yuanju turned around and looked at Shen Ciwei, and sent to kowtow to her, "The girl's medical skills are excellent, Weichen admires her!" I also asked the girl to give me advice and inform Weichen of this miraculous cure for smallpox, which can be regarded as working for the well-being of the people of the world! ”
Shen Ciwei looked embarrassed and froze in place without saying a word.
[To you? The old lady spent all the points to get this needle, where will I go for you? 】
It turns out that she can do everything to save me?
I didn't treat her well, why did she treat me like this?
Such a great opportunity to eradicate me, why didn't she do it?
With these confusions, Li Mobai cleared his throat and said solemnly: "The queen mother has asked the imperial doctor, and she can rest assured. What the Shen family did just now was to treat me, not to have something to do with me. ”
Seeing that his son was well ill, and the queen mother's anger had also disappeared by half, where would Shen Ci be held accountable?
And the queen and the concubine Xi also began to pretend at this moment.
One of them folded his hands and bowed to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and the other cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain and shouted that the sky has eyes.
Li Mobai didn't bother to take care of them, so he only said: "I have just recovered from a serious illness, my body is very tired, and I have a headache when I see a lot of people, so you should retreat first." ”
Everyone was ordered to retire one after another, and Shen Ciwu also took the opportunity to slip away.
But Li Mobai still stopped her as expected, "Shen Ciwu, you have excellent medical skills, so stay and take care of me until I recover." ”
【Dog Emperor! The illness just started tormenting me! Why should I save you!? Why don't you die yet!! 】
Later, she fed Li Mobai a nourishing decoction and let him eat some light dinner, thinking that she could go back to sleep well after serving this master.
Li Mobai said: "Only then can my condition be relieved, and it will inevitably not recur. Tonight, you stay in Chaoyang Palace to take care of me, and with you, I can feel at ease. ”
[I'll take care of your uncle! 】
"Okay emperor, slaves obey the order......"
So, Li Mobai fell asleep comfortably on his dragon couch, and Shen Ciwu sat on the warm seat in a daze.
[Hee-hee, the host regrets it, right? 】
[The beginning and the end are regrets!? I can't wait for him to fall asleep and stab him to death! 】
[The host knows that the nature of the tyrant is like this, but he still insists on saving him, what do you want me to say...... You have used up the 50 points you have left, and if you don't complete the task of 'Tying the Tyrant's Double Ponytail and Keeping the Tyrant in this Shape for the Entire Morning', the host's points will become minus 100. 】
Xiao Tuo Tuo sighed again and again, and continued helplessly: [The host saved me, and I don't want to watch the host suffer. But the rules of the Temporal Authority will not change. For every 50 points lost by the host, they will be penalized. In the past, the host had a choice, but now it has suddenly become minus 100, and it can only be obtained with cataract and epilepsy. 】
It turns out that she has paid so much?
Are you willing to suffer from cataracts and epilepsy, but also save your own life?
Li Mobai squinted his eyes slightly and peeked at Shen Ciwu, who was sitting listlessly on the warm seat.
At this moment, the dim candle flame reflected on her fair skin, and the slightly pursed lips and lowered eyes that couldn't stop blinking made her very cute and delicate.
In this situation, don't say it's Li Mobai, it's any man in this world, he will feel pity when he sees it, right?
'Tie the tyrant in a double ponytail and let the tyrant keep it in this look for the whole morning'?
The task assigned by this system is really nonsensical......
I am the Ninety-Five, how can I lose face in the previous dynasty and be smiling and generous?
Not! Absolutely not!
The mad woman's illness is her own business, and it's a big deal that I can find a doctor to treat her.
My reputation is about to be ruined by her, and this only remaining face can't be stripped away by her.
He simply stopped thinking about these troubles, turned over and went to sleep.
As soon as I opened my eyes on the second day, I saw Shen Ci standing at the head of his bed and smiling at himself.
Li Mobai was taken aback, and said with a hesitant expression: "What are you doing with me?" ”
"Your Majesty, the slave forgot to tell you yesterday. This remedy is quick to cure, but it is easy to recur. If you want to stop the recurrence of the disease, you have to use other methods. ”
"Oh? What's the idea, tell me about it? ”
"The emperor's sick qi is the first to invade the brain, so if we want to prevent it from recurring, we have to make a fuss about it. You may not believe it, but if you put two ponytails on your head, the sickness will not invade easily. ”
Shen Ci was worried that she didn't believe this lie, so she hurriedly made up for it: "Don't believe it, the emperor!" You think, most of the sick qi invades your body from your head, and if you tie two ponytails, the sick qi can't get into the hair, so you won't be able to occupy the high ground? Besides, if the slave and maid can cure you of the disease, then they are naturally familiar with the disease. What the slave and maid do is for the good of the emperor, if the emperor does not listen to the slave and maid, and if he gets sick again in the future, he is afraid that the slave and the maid will be helpless. ”
Li Mobai looked at her for a moment and said with a smile, "It's okay, I believe in your medical skills." ”
【? This dog emperor has no brains, right? Would he believe that? 】
"Yes, the slave maid will tie a ponytail for the emperor!"
Obviously, Li Mobai told himself very firmly last night that he would never do this shameful thing.
But somehow, as soon as Shen Ciwei's clumsy lie came out, he relented.
After all, she is a woman who has the grace to save her life, he is the king of a country, and he can't repay virtue with resentment, right?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Why is the emperor sighing?"
Li Mobai rolled his eyes at her, "Clumsy, you're pulling my hair!" ”