"You didn't enter the palace on the first day, you should know the rules of the ancestral system, and there has never been a precedent for a palace maid to be promoted to a nobleman. The first emperor's Fang Chang was here, and he also got the position of Chang after giving birth to the Seventh Princess. If I want you to be a nobleman, the harem will definitely be full of discussions, what good thing can it be for you? ”

Li Mobai knows very well the power of those women in the harem who seem to be ignorant women and children.

They are much more powerful than men.

Like Shen Ciwei, a little white rabbit who has no heart and can't calculate, he may still be out of the situation if he is killed by them one day.

"So, it's not that I don't want to give you the position of a nobleman, but I can't give it to you. If you have this position, you will only cause a lot of trouble. ”

"What the emperor thinks is also what the concubines are worried about, so I have already thought of a way to resolve it."

Shen Ci was worried, and gestured as he spoke, "They are jealous of me, misunderstanding that the emperor's favor for me is one thing, and what is more jealous is that I once 'conceived' the dragon heir, they are afraid that I will be pregnant again for a while, and give birth to the prince before them. But what if I have an accident and can't get pregnant? ”

"Accident?" Li Mobai asked her in a calm voice, his tone was a little nervous, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Your Majesty, don't be nervous, the accident I said doesn't necessarily mean that something is going to happen. Anyway, if they don't know how to see a doctor, naturally they will believe what the doctor says? I can casually find a reason to pretend to be sick, and then the emperor will talk to the imperial doctor in advance, and after diagnosis and treatment, he will say that my uterine body is damaged because of the last miscarriage, coupled with this illness, there is no possibility of becoming pregnant again in this life under the stimulation. ”

The more she talked, the more proud she became, as if she was very satisfied with her idea, "When the time comes, won't the emperor be able to promote me to a noble person on the grounds of appeasing me?" The other concubines know that I have become a hen that can't lay eggs, so why do they care what position I am? What does the emperor think of the proposal of concubines? ”

Li Mobai smiled: "You have arranged yourself clearly, as if the task that person assigned to you is in your arms." ”

Shen Ciwu was a little embarrassed, "Isn't the concubine here to be on the side of the emperor and the emperor......"

"Okay, then that's what you say. I remember that Sun Guiren lived with you, if you pretended to be sick and didn't look like she was tired of seeing it, wouldn't your previous efforts be wasted? ”

Li Mobai pinched his chin and thought for a moment, clapped his hands and said, "It's not easy to pretend to be sick, it's better to be really sick." It is difficult for Sun Guiren to detect your inappropriateness with other diseases, but there is a disease that you can try. ”

"Yes...... What? ”

"Diarrhea." Li Mobai joked, "The maid who is serving you now is the culprit who caused me diarrhea all night last time, right?" That medicine is so good that it can be used to detoxify you. ”

"Huh? This...... Your Majesty, you don't have to, right? ”

"Not necessarily? I felt it was necessary. He leaned forward slightly, almost face to face with Shen Ciwei, "My oracle is the holy decree, you dare to resist the decree?" ”

"Concubines don't dare to ......"

[Dog Emperor, Dog Emperor, Dog Emperor! The prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, why are you holding a grudge so much? Like a! 】

Although Li Mobai said so, where was he willing to really let Shen Ciwu take laxatives and pretend to be sick?

Later, when Shen Ci retired from the worries, he didn't even mention the matter of laxatives, thinking that there would never be such a stupid person in this world, who would really take laxatives by himself, right?

He didn't know what he was thinking about.

So on the way back to the palace, she kicked the pebbles on the long street along the road, and she was angry all the way.

Until the moment she stepped into the palace gate, she suddenly figured it out.

[That's right!] Diarrhea can also be faked, why do I have to take laxatives? I dodged the toilet a few times and tossed the movement a little bigger, and Sun Guiren naturally noticed it! Heh, the dog emperor wants to see me make a fool of myself? Let's go in the next life! 】

She turned back to her dormitory, and after waiting for Sun Guiren to take a nap, she began to stage a big play.

At this moment, the voice of the system sounded in my head:

[Dididi~~~ Host host, you have a new mission~~ This time it's a lucky challenge mission - 'Pour cool oil into the tyrant's inner cool', and complete the task within 24 hours. +20 bonus points for task completion, no points will be deducted for mission failure. 】

The tasks given by Xiao Tuo Tuo are really more and more perverted every time......

Being bitten by mosquitoes in the summer, sometimes I put too much cool oil on my arm, and it feels a little sour, not to mention pouring the cool oil into the inner cool......

【Cooling oil?】 Pour that thing into the Dog Emperor's inner cool, and if he wears that inner cool, his 'little brother' must not die on the spot? Are you going to let him and Sam Fu worship him? 】

The brain made up the picture that might appear, and Shen Ci couldn't help but shudder.

Cruel, so cruel!

It's okay not to love, but please don't hurt!

However, Xiao Tuo Tuo didn't think so: [Host, I found out why I can't take you!!] I've drilled so many bugs with you, won't you innovate on your own? The task is just for you to pour cool oil on the tyrant's inner cool, and it doesn't say that you have to let the tyrant wear that inner cool. Besides, the ancient cooling oil is different from the cooling oil of the host's era, even if the tyrant really wears that inner cool, it will only be sour for a while, and it won't really hurt the body. 】

【Forehead...... You seem to have a lot of experience? 】

[Hee-hee~~] Xiao Tuo Tuo smiled evilly: [I have also issued a task to other hosts before~~]

On second thought, it makes sense.

It's just poured on the inner cool, and he doesn't need to wear it.

It's a good thing to get 20 points for prostitution, why doesn't she do it?

Besides, why should she think about Li Mobai?

He was going to let himself take laxatives just now, so what's wrong with pouring cool oil on his inner cool?

So, she prepared the cool oil and asked Pell and the others to make some pastries.

As soon as it got dark, she carried the pastries and went to Chaoyang Palace.

She went a little bit, knowing that Li Mobai had to go to the Empress Dowager's palace to say hello at this time every day, and there would definitely be no one in Chaoyang Palace.

Sanfu, who was guarding outside the door, saw her carrying a food box and asked, "Why is the little master here at this time?" ”

"When the emperor talked to me during the day, he mentioned that he wanted to eat peach blossom crisp, no, I did it and brought it to the emperor."

Shen Ciwu opened the food box, Sanfu looked at the exquisite cake inside and praised it, and raised his hand to invite the inner supervisor to taste it, and after confirming that there was no problem, he said with a smile: "The little lord is the most intimate, but the emperor went to the palace to ask for peace, and now he is not there." ”

If someone else came, he would have taken the food and sent them away.

But Shen Ci is different.

In order to pat Li Mobai's sycophant, Sanfu turned his mouth and said: "The night is in a hurry, otherwise the slave will take the little master in first and wait?" ”