"Whether or not there is a big problem with my dragon body, this matter is a mistake made by you. What are you guilty of? ”

"The concubine is not intentional...... Please also ask the emperor to think about the concubine's dragon body for the sake of the emperor's dragon body, and care about the chaos will commit such a foolish thing, and let the concubine be lightly dropped. Otherwise...... The emperor fined the concubine for a month? ”

"How much silver do you have a month? Is it worth punishing you? ”

Li Mobai snorted, sat up straight and pretended to say: "If you damage the dragon body, you will cut off your hands and feet, and at worst you will split the corpse of five horses." Considering that you are a first-time offender, you have been treated several times with medical skills in the past, so you will be punished lightly. ”

"I'll give you two punishments now, you choose. First, I also poured cool oil on your underwear, so that you can feel what it feels like to wear it. Second......" He lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the bright yellow dragon Neiku lying quietly on the ground, and said, "I will punish you to wash my underwear until there is no trace of cool oil on it." ”

Is this still a choice?

It must be washing underwear!

Shen Ci was worried that Li Mobai would regret it, so he picked up his underwear from the ground and held it in the palm of his hand, and said with a smile: "The concubine has soiled the emperor's clothes, and it is the emperor's duty to clean them." The emperor can rest assured that the concubines will wash you cleanly! ”

[How easy it is to wash underwear, anyway, I will take it back to my palace and wash it for him, as for who washed it, how will he know? ] 】

The corners of Li Mobai's lips hooked: [Who told you that I wouldn't know? 】

"One person does things one person does one thing, you can't fake this matter to others, you must do it yourself and wash it yourself. I will send someone back to the palace with you and watch you wash! If you dare to be clever and lazy, I will cut off your hands! ”

Shen Ci's cautious eyes were ruthlessly pierced by Li Mobai, and he was somewhat disappointed, "Your Majesty, don't worry, the slave will wash it when she goes back tonight." ”

She said goodbye to Li Mobai Fuli, held her underwear and turned around to leave.

After only taking two steps, she heard Li Mobai stop her, "In the middle of the night, you are washing quite loudly, don't you rest and Sun Guiren, who lives with you, also don't rest?" Tomorrow, I will send someone to watch you tomorrow to wash! ”

"Oh, got it......"

Shen Ci's tone was speechless, with a little jealousy:

[You care so much about whether Sun Guiren sleeps well or not, you go to sleep with her, stupid! ] 】

Seeing that she was angry with herself, Li Mobai's heart was dark.

In fact, where is he worried that Sun Guiren will not sleep well?

It has nothing to do with whether she sleeps well or not, it's just that the water is cold at night, and he doesn't want Shen Ci's worried hand to touch the cold water.

*

The next day, because the queen had not yet recovered the sixth palace to ask for peace, Shen Ciwu could sleep happily until he woke up naturally.

As soon as she got up, she heard Pei'er say to her: "Little master, hurry up and wash up, the people in front of the emperor will come before dawn, and they have been waiting for you to get up outside." ”

"Coming before dawn? Then why don't you wake me up? ”

"That father-in-law said that the emperor meant that you are not allowed to disturb your rest, just wait for you to get up, and then stare at you to finish what the emperor ordered yesterday."

This dog emperor really seems to have that serious illness!

Does he really have to let people watch him wash his underwear?

After a brief wash, Shen Ciwu rolled up his sleeves and began to wash Li Mobai's underwear in the courtyard under the 'supervision' of the imperial internal supervisor......

In fact, it is not that the queen did not restore the sixth palace to ask for peace today, but she did not tell Shen Ci to worry about it.

At the same time that Shen Ci was concentrating on washing her inner coolness, the concubines of Fengluan Palace had already gathered, and she was left alone.

After waiting for a while, some people began to get angry again, "The queen mother has been recovering from a long illness, and she dared not come when she invited An Shen Chang for the first time, she just didn't take the queen mother in her eyes!" ”

"Sun Guiren, you and Shen Changzai live in Yong'an Palace together, why didn't she come today?"

Sun Guiren frowned and shook his head, "Where can the concubine manage Shen Chang's affairs?" Her whereabouts are erratic, for a while and the emperor went to see the stars, and for a while stayed in Chaoyang Palace, although I lived with her, but I never saw her all day long. Let's just say last night, she didn't come back until the third watch, I woke up this morning and saw that the door of her palace was still closed, and there was a little eunuch standing outside the door. ”

The queen suffered a loss, and no matter what everyone said this time, she didn't want to talk about it.

Until I heard Concubine Xi say lightly, "Shen Changzai is a favorite, whether she comes to ask the queen for safety depends on her own wishes, the emperor doesn't say anything about her, what do you want the queen mother to say?" ”

Over the years, the queen has been secretly competing with Concubine Xi.

Both of them have no grace, the queen's position is higher, and Concubine Xi's family background is better, and each other's status in the harem is equal.

For a long time, the only thing she can overpower Concubine Xi is that she has the right to be the queen and can look down on the concubines.

Concubine Fang Caixi's words clearly meant that she even said that the little power she held in her hands was now controlled by others, and she took the opportunity to make fun of her.

Looking at the faint smile on her face, the queen said calmly: "Shen Chang has always been in order, maybe today is delayed because of something." Come to Xi, go to Yong'an Palace to see what the situation is? ”

Yong'an Palace is not far from Fengluan Palace, and it is faster to come and go, and it only takes a quarter of an hour to come and go.

When he returned, he looked embarrassed, and the queen asked him, "How?" Is Shen Chang in the palace? ”

"Back to the queen's mother, Shen Changzai is indeed in his palace......"

Concubine Hui took over the conversation and asked, "Why don't you come to the queen in your palace to say goodbye?" ”

Shen Chang was in her ..... Shen Chang is in her ......."

"What are you stammering about? Got it! ”

"Shen Chang is cool in her washing......"

There were bursts of laughter from Fengluan Palace, and it was only after seeing the queen's uncertain face that they restrained their laughter.

Concubine Hui cleared her throat and said solemnly: "Early in the morning, she didn't come to ask the queen mother to say goodbye but washed her guilt in her own palace?" What does she mean? ”

"Our clothes are all washed by the palace people, and the lowly billet used to be a palace maid herself, and she is used to serving people, so she naturally has to do everything herself."

The queen said in a deep voice: "You go and invite her, and you will say that the palace wants to see her." ”

"This ...... The queen mother, the slave is afraid that she will not be invited. ”

"Ridiculous! The queen still can't invite her? Could it be that she washed her guilt and the emperor's holy decree? ”

Laixi looked embarrassed, "Also, there really is." Because what she washed was the emperor's inner cool ......"

The concubines were in an uproar, and even Concubine Xi asked curiously: "The emperor's underwear has always been served and cleaned by the servants of the Huanyi Bureau, why would Shen Changzai do these things?" ”

"The slave didn't hate it clearly, but he just heard the father-in-law in front of the emperor who watched Gu Shen Chang wash his clothes and said that this was the emperor's will. Say...... Close-fitting clothes must always be washed by the close-fitting person to feel comfortable to wear. ”

When the concubines heard this, they almost didn't faint collectively.