112. Shocked! Shen Ci was worried about cooking poop in the palace

As the saying goes, a coquettish woman is the best, and this sentence can actually be extended.

After all, in the Qi Dynasty, the life of a coquettish man is also very good.

Li Mobai and Chu Yuezhi surrendered one by one under Li Jinyan's 'coquettish rolling'.

Chu Yuezhi apologized to him and said that he didn't dare to be so reckless just now, and Li Mobai also said that he did speak to him in too heavy a tone today.

Li Jinyan looked at Shen Ci worriedly aggrievedly, "It's still the emperor's sister-in-law who is the best for me!" The luckiest thing in my brother's life is to marry a beautiful and kind little sweetheart like my sister-in-law! ”

Li Mobai's softened expression was angered by this sentence again, "She is your imperial sister-in-law, you should be careful when you speak." ”

It's nothing that comes out of Li Jinyan's mouth, he is used to messing around like crazy.

can be said from Li Mobai's mouth, and the meaning is different.

What is a royal sister-in-law? Only the emperor's wife, the empress, can be called the emperor's sister-in-law.

As soon as he said this, the palace people, you look at me, I look at you, all of them look like they 'understand'.

The farce of the day finally ended with Li Jinyan agreeing to pull the broken durians in his house to the suburbs and bury them, and Li Mobai promised to send him a car of fresh ones.

The premise of agreeing to his condition is, "I will reward you with a cart of durian, but you will not be allowed to enter the palace after eating it for half a month." I can't smell it, and I get irritated and nauseated when I smell it. ”

But Li Mobai didn't know that the thing that made him irritable and disgusting, and two of them were placed on the table where Shen Ci was worried.

Shen Ciwu didn't expect Li Mobai to be so disgusted with durian, so disgusted that he could 'turn his face' with his own brother for it.

His status in his heart is a der, and he must not be able to compare to Li Jinyan.

Li Jinyan just let him smell durian, and he became angry like that.

If he really fed him durian with his own hands, he wouldn't have to dismantle himself?

She also wondered how the system could give her such an easy task, and it turned out that the pit was buried here......

She had been in a daze for the two durians all afternoon.

When Pei'er brought her tea, she couldn't help but ask: "The little master has been staring at these two stinky things for two hours, it is ugly and smelly, and it is still full of thorns, why is the little master keeping it?" Why don't you take it out and throw it away......"

"If you don't make it, you can't lose it. Peel, do you really think it stinks? ”

"Or else?" Pei'er pinched her nose and said in disgust: "The little master hasn't seen this all afternoon, apart from me and Qi'er, does anyone dare to enter your dormitory?" ”

"It really doesn't stink!"

"Little master, do you still want to eat it?" Pei'er had an incredulous expression, "Don't be, why bother the little lord for himself?" ”

"Oh, I didn't lie to you! Go and call me Qi'er, and I'll open it for you to taste. ”

"Little master, no, you don't have to!"

"Oh, you believe me! Just go! ”

In this way, under Shen Ci's 'obscenity', Pei'er had no choice but to call Qi'er to share the hardships with her.

I saw Shen Ciwu split the durian with a kitchen knife, and skillfully took out the flesh from it and distributed it to Pei Erqi'er, "You taste it." ”

Pei'er and Qi'er each held a piece in their hands, and before they could eat it, they began to retch.

Qi'er was even more directly aggrieved, "Little master...... The slave asked herself, I haven't done anything to you, why are you doing......"

"It really eats!" Shen Ciwu was tired of explaining, so he simply took a large piece and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, "Look, I can eat it, what can't you eat?" ”

Pei'er and Qi'er were dumbfounded, looking at each other, as if they were confiding in each other with their eyes:

Our master must be irritated and crazy, right?

There is no way, Shen Ciwu has eaten it all, and they have to eat it even if they bite the bullet today.

I put the durian in my mouth and chewed it slightly, but I didn't want to take it seriously.

The durian flesh is smooth like milk fat, dense and delicate, and the teeth and cheeks are fragrant, which forms a very sharp contrast with the smell of it.

After eating a piece, the two of them seemed to have opened up a new world, and they were both happy: "I didn't expect such a stinky thing to taste so wonderful!" ”

Seeing that Pei'er and Qi'er also hated durian so much, after eating a bite, they could eat the whole durian in two people.

The law of true fragrance comes late, and I believe that Li Mobai will definitely fall in love with this wonderful taste!

It's just that he's the emperor, so he can't force him to eat, right?

Gotta find a way......

Pregnant! Why don't you just make durian into a dish, and then trick Li Mobai into eating it?

Anyway, he knew it was delicious when he ate it, and even if he knew that he was eating durian at that time, there should be no problem.

However, the dishes that can be made with durian are really unthinkable for a while, and the only thing that can be thought of is a durian pizza.

She used to make pizza in her own home oven, but this was in ancient times, and there was no oven and no cheese, so what to do?

Why don't you make a baking tray yourself? Idle is idle anyway.

So she went into the kitchen and got busy.

First, I asked Peier to go to the imperial dining room to ask for an iron plate, and then I made a pizza cake with noodles, and put the dough in the cage drawer to steam the pizza and put it aside for later use.

Then take out half of the durian flesh in the remaining durian and mash it into a paste in a bowl.

Cut some fresh beef tenderloin and onions again.

Place the dough on a tray and spread a thick layer of durian paste on top of the dough, then spread the beef and onion on top.

Looking at this decent semi-finished pizza, Shen Ciwu felt that his craftsmanship was surprisingly good!

Now all you have to do is roast the durian and beef.

She used the least amount of smoke to burn wood for fire, and put the iron plate directly on the fire to roast.

Watching the beef change color and become ripe little by little, and the durian also bubbling and bubbling, she felt that she was not far from success.

But she seemed to have overlooked one thing.

That's the smell that comes out of durian pizza when it's made, and it's really ...... Not very friendly.

After a while, she heard someone in the courtyard talking.

"Why does it stink so much! Who didn't deal with it?? ”

"Go and let people see if Gongfang has blown up!"

It's good to die, but at this time, the queen sent Xiangling to send milk oranges to Shen Ciwei.

Xiangling smelled a foul smell when she walked to the gate of Yong'an Palace, she covered her nose and smelled the palace people, "What are you doing in the palace?" ”

The palace people only said that there might be a problem with Gongfang, and they have already asked the people from the Internal Affairs Office to come and deal with it.

Knowing that Shen Ciwei was in the small kitchen, she went to her with milk oranges, and just wanted to flee the place after delivering her things quickly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door of the small kitchen opened, the strong smell came to the nostrils, almost smoking Xiangling to vomit.

She stared at Shen Ciwu busy on the stove with wide eyes, and said in shock: "Shen Guiren! Why are you cooking in your own palace? ”