159. Sorrow must be trying to find a way to please me
Concubine Xi's hand has always been in front of Hungary.
Her cheeks were flushed, and she didn't dare to put her hand down, for fear that others would see her 'secret'.
The queen can be said to care for her today, "If you are injured, you can deal with it properly, and it will be a useful place to give birth to the emperor's heir in the future, in case there is something missing, it is not good." Xiangling, go and see how Concubine Xi is hurt. ”
Xiangling Nuo responded, and as soon as she walked in front of Concubine Xi, she began to observe carefully.
She stretched out her hand and wanted to remove Concubine Xi's hand in front of the Huns, but Concubine Xi was extremely vigilant, and said angrily: "This palace said that it's okay, it's okay, and if the palace is not happy, it will naturally call the imperial doctor to come to Yaohua Palace for diagnosis and treatment, so I won't worry about the queen!" ”
She hurried to the outside of the palace, but Xiangling pestered her.
"The concubine can't be careless, if it's really hurt, the injury can be big or small, you said that if you have an accident on the way back to the palace, how can the queen be at ease?"
Xiangling pulled Concubine Xi, and Concubine Xi also pushed her angrily, "This palace said it's okay!" You spread your hands on Hongu! ”
"The concubine doesn't have to see outside, Imperial Doctor Hu will come to ask the queen for peace later, let him take a look at you by the way!"
The two of them tore back and forth like this, and then Xiangling somehow pounced on Concubine Xi, threw her to the ground and squatted.
Immediately afterwards, I heard two muffled 'crackling' sounds, and the ground was wet.
Those water stains were leaked from the back of Concubine Xi's cheeks, and her buttocks began to shrink and shrink with the naked eye.
Shen Ci almost dropped his jaw in shock:
[I'll go!] I thought that only Hun was fake, but I didn't expect the ass to be ??? This Xi Guifei is very good at playing, it's just the Kardashian! 】
It was not obvious that she was sitting on the ground like this, but it was a coincidence that the queen pretended to be concerned again, first reprimanded Xiangling twice, and then ordered the palace people to quickly help Concubine Xi up from the ground.
When she stood up, she was even more embarrassed.
The water balls hidden in Youhun and the two buttocks were broken, and she had two hands alone, and she couldn't protect the other if she protected one place.
What's even worse is that she is still 'proud', and anyone can see through it.
Everyone was dumbfounded, but Concubine Hui was the first to react, she couldn't stand up straight with a smile, "Haha~ They all say that women are made of water, it was supposed to be a metaphor, but I didn't expect that someone was really made of water~~"
Concubine Xi was ashamed and annoyed, and in full view of everyone, she was tantamount to being publicly executed.
She was not outstanding among these concubines.
The height is not high, the appearance is not beautiful, the poetry and books are not understood, and the only thing that can be compared with the concubines is the proud figure with the bumps and bumps.
Even this point has been found to be fraudulent, and she is no longer just a social death.
The queen looked at her and sighed, "Hey...... Concubine Xi, why are you suffering? Talking about everyone being their own sisters, who is long and who is short, who has a few pounds and a few taels and what is there to hide? Tell me, sooner or later you will have a day to sleep, if the emperor finds out that your parts are fake, what should the emperor think of you? ”
Since Concubine Xi entered the palace, she has always competed with the queen, and she has never been ridiculed by the queen to the point of being speechless.
But today, she buried her head so low that she couldn't say a word.
She almost stumbled away from Fengluan Palace with everyone's chatter and laughter.
Looking at her back in a hurry, for a moment, Shen Ciwei felt that he had gone too far.
But after thinking about it, she calculated herself several times and three times, and she hated to take her own life, what else could she think about for her?
I've been a of the Holy Mother of Enlightenment for too long, and I don't want to be anymore.
It is said that people are cheap and have their own harvest, but if God is too busy to take care of these bad things, it is not an exaggeration for the slut to be collected by her own hands.
This matter is just the beginning, and the one who will do it absolutely belongs to the queen.
Later, she had people send many good things to Yaohua Palace.
Papaya, soy milk, milk, pig's trotters......
In short, the rumored good things that can be Feng Hun are all there and she has sent them to Concubine Xi.
also asked Xiangling to give a message to Concubine Xi, saying: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, these things that the queen mother gave you, you eat and drink three meals a day, and there will always be a day when you get bigger." After all, anyone with a dream is amazing~"
Later, I heard that Concubine Xi threw out all the things sent by the queen, and also gave the key to her palace gate, and no one would come to see her.
Good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.
The harem was regarded as a laughing stock, and naturally the wind blew to Li Mobai's ears.
It's just that he didn't take this matter to heart at all, and when he went to Shen Ci's palace for barbecue for dinner, he had already forgotten about it.
Or Shen Ciwu couldn't help but ask: "The emperor heard about what happened in Fengluan Palace today, right?" ”
Li Mobai took a sip of porridge with a flat face, and said with a bow: "What's wrong?" ”
"I heard Pei'er say that Concubine Xi is going to commit suicide, or ...... Why don't the emperor go up and see her? ”
[Didn't she commit suicide and make such a big move just to let you see it? ] There is enough green tea ......】
Li Mobai remained silent and continued to drink porridge, "Have you ever seen a person who is bent on seeking death who will beat gongs and drums and make a fuss, which is known all over the city?" If she really wants to die, she will hang the white silk on the beam of the palace gate, and she will naturally be able to get her wish. can still make such a lot of noise, which is enough to show how strong her desire to survive is. ”
Straight men.
True steel straight man.
"Then the emperor should also persuade her, right? After all, she has a daughter's family, and she must not be happy when she makes such a humiliating thing. ”
[I just tempted you, but I didn't let you really go!] If you do, don't come back to me! 】
Li Mobai put down the dishes and chopsticks, took the handkerchief in front of Shen Ciwei and wiped his mouth, "I can't control so much, there are so many people in this world, everyone has unhappy things in their hearts, if I take care of everyone, wouldn't I be tired to death?" suffered her own suffering, and if I didn't surrender her crime of bullying the king, it would already be regarded as giving her face. ”
Well, Shen Ciwei was very satisfied with such an answer.
At the same time, she felt curious, "Your Majesty, can I ask you a private matter?" ”
Looking at the evil smile on her face, Li Mobai knew that she was 'not well-intentioned', "You ask." ”
Shen Ciwu leaned into his ear and muttered, "Don't you men like big ones?" In the past, when you saw that Concubine Xi was so big hanging in front of you, had you never been tempted? Or...... Haven't been curious? ”
Li Mobai stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly on her head, looking helpless, "First, such a human body structure that does not conform to common sense, I knew from the beginning that she was cheating, why should I be curious?" Second, even if she were real, it wasn't the size I liked. ”
Shen Ci was shocked, "It's not the size you like??? So what do you like? Love watermelon? ”
Li Mobai's eyes wandered on Shen Ciwu's body 'greedily', and finally locked his eyes on her 'key parts', raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly: "How can anyone praise themselves like this? ”
Shen Ciwu instantly understood, slapped his body on his mouth, and said coquettishly: "Nonsense! ”
Li Mobai grabbed her hand, took her into his arms, and said in a gentle voice: "Seriously, I don't care about that, and you don't have to care too much." ”
His words were misty when he heard this, "Huh? I don't care......"
"Don't hide it from me, I've seen you pound your chest many times in private, you must want to use this method to plump yourself up to please me, right?"
He put his arm around Shen Ci's shoulders and looked at her with infinite tenderness, as if he was holding the precious jewel in his hand.
Shen Ciwu didn't have time to argue for himself, so he was immersed in this situation.
After a while, I heard him whisper to himself, "It doesn't have to be like this, as long as it's you, no matter what, I like it." ”