Chapter 276: What a fool

Taking a deep breath, Sun Jianjun pulled out a smile again: "I know your sister, I can call her name, how can I be considered a stranger?" ”

"Besides, Uncle just gave you a lollipop!"

"We're friends!"

Sun Jianjun stretched out his hand and patted Donald Duck's head.

Donald duck pouted and complained silently: Just this little trick, dare to play in front of him.

A lollipop wants to trick the duck away.

Is a duck that cheap?

"Uncle!"

Donald Duck raised his head and said innocently: "Our teacher said that bad people use candy to deceive children, and good people will buy other things." ”

Something else?

Sun Jianjun blurted out, "What do you want?" ”

Donald Duck thought for a few seconds: "Ultraman." ”

"Yes, no problem." Sun Jianjun happily made an OK gesture.

"I'm friends with your sister, and I'm friends with you, not to mention Ultraman, I'll buy you even Transformers."

Sun Jianjun's eyes rolled: "Tang Tang, let's go to the mall now, and uncle will buy it for you." ”

"Okay, then!"

Donald Duck took a deep look and showed a sad smile where Sun Jianjun couldn't see it.

He wanted to know what this man was trying to do when he tricked him out.

"Uncle, let's go, buy Ultraman."

Donald Duck took the initiative to take Sun Jianjun's hand.

When Sun Jianjun saw that the plan was completed, he was excited, and pulled Donald Duck to the car.

Just two steps away, Donald Duck paused and shouted crisply, "Uncle, I want to pee." ”

"Pee what pee!"

Sun Jianjun replied without thinking, and his tone was a little rushed.

"Huh?"

Donald duck tilted his head, and his fleshy little face showed a look of grievance.

I don't seem to understand why this man murdered him.

Seeing this, Sun Jianjun hurriedly explained: "Uncle means that the mall will be closed soon, and it will be too late if you don't go, so if you pee, you can go to the mall to pee." ”

"No! No way! ”

Donald Duck shook his head vigorously and shouted, "I can't hold it back, I'm going to pee now!" ”

Donald Duck moves very loudly and has a lot of voice, like a child who is playing with his parents.

This move attracted the attention of many people, who stopped to see what was going on.

Another acquaintance asked, "Tang Tang, what's wrong?" ”

Sun Jianjun saw that things were not good.

As soon as his footsteps blocked everyone's sight, he said without looking back: "The child at home wants to go to the toilet, so I'll take him there." ”

After Sun Jianjun finished speaking, he pulled Donald Duck and walked towards the public toilet next to the school, and the two of them went straight to the men's toilet.

After arriving inside, Sun Jianjun impatiently stretched out his hand and wanted to help Donald Duck untie his pants.

Unexpectedly, this little group took advantage of his inattention, slipped into a private room on the side, and quickly locked the door.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Sun Jianjun's eyes were solemn, and he raised his hand and knocked on the door vigorously.

He suspected that the little imp had already seen through his purpose and deliberately locked himself inside.

"What are you doing in there?"

"Can you go to the toilet yourself?"

"Come out, uncle, help you!" Sun Jianjun's voice became more and more urgent.

In contrast, Donald Duck is relaxed.

He said comfortably: "Uncle, don't worry, I can do it myself, when I was at home, I was alone and booed." ”

Donald Duck shook his little head.

While talking to Sun Jianjun, he beckoned, and the mobile phone instantly appeared in his soft little hand.

Donald Duck reached out and slid it, and the Z character was unlocked.

clicked on the WeChat page, sent a message to Zhang Xiaonuan and Cheng Xiao respectively, and put the phone back away.

Leisurely unbuttoned his pants and peed, and after the incident, a bad smile appeared on his soft and cute little face.

"Uncle, I'm done with shhh Donald Duck said as he opened the door.

Sun Jianjun was stunned: "It's over, it's over?" ”

"Hmm!" Donald Duck nodded, looking over with big eyes and puzzled.

It's like you're talking about what else you can't do? Can a boo be booed until tomorrow?

"Ahem!"

Sun Jianjun coughed lightly and came back to his senses.

Relieved, it turned out that he was overthinking.

This Cheng Tang Tang is really a fool.

"Alright, now that we're done, let's go."

Sun Jianjun took Donald Duck's hand again.

The little soft hand was a little wet, and he deliberately rubbed it twice in his palm.

Sun Jianjun didn't care, he just thought it was a child who was close to him, and happily pulled Donald Duck into the car.

Wait for the doors to close.

The fake smile on his face disappeared in an instant, and he glared at Donald Duck with a fierce expression.

"Little rabbit, be honest with Lao Tzu, or I'll kill you!"

Sun Jianjun raised his fist warningly, and sandwiched Donald Duck in the middle with Xiao Hei.

Raised his hand and patted the driver's back seat: "Gazi, drive!" ”

Ten minutes later.

The car stopped at a KTV.

This KTV was opened by Sun Jianjun and a few of his friends, and the location is not bad, and the gangsters in the city often come to play.

It's just that at this point, it's not dark yet, and when Sun Jianjun and his friends dragged Donald Duck in, there was only one cashier.

"Whose child is this?"

The cashier saw Donald Duck and asked curiously.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, be careful of getting into trouble!"

Sun Jianjun glanced sideways and looked over warningly.

The cashier immediately took two steps back and smiled: "Jun, Brother Jun, don't worry, I didn't see anything." ”

"That's pretty much it, keep your mouth shut!"

Sun Jianjun snorted coldly, very satisfied with the cashier's acquaintance.

Retracting his gaze, he and a few friends pulled Donald Duck into the innermost private room.

Bang!

The door closed, and Sun Jianjun looked at Donald Duck and hooked the corners of his mouth.

Laughed: "This little rabbit cub is a fool, a lollipop can fool away." ”

"Cheng Xiao had a brain disease, so he recognized him as his younger brother."

"Phew!"

Sun Jianjun spat at the ground and raised his foot to kick Donald Duck's ass.

Donald Duck was excited, and was hesitating whether to dodge, but Xiao Hei on the side hurriedly pulled the person back.

"Okay, Jianjun, what are you talking about with a little fool, hurry up and call Cheng Xiao and ask her to come over."

"Blackie is right."

Ga Zi listened to Cheng Xiao's name, and the expression on his face became more and more obscene.

He smiled and said: "What can a little kid understand, our brother will be angry with his sister, and ...... when the time comes."

Gazi rubbed his hands, and his mouth was a little dry.

"What about then?"

Donald Duck's little head came over and asked curiously.

"How? Hey! It's a man's business, not something you little kid can know. ”

Gazi stretched out his hand to push Donald Duck aside, urging Sun Jianjun to call quickly.

"Okay, I'll fight."

Sun Jianjun answered, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number he heard from the villagers.

"Hey! Cheng Xiao ......"