Chapter 38 will give you a tour of the underworld
Ye San returned to Leng's house, and went back to the guest room under the pretext of being uncomfortable when he saw people along the way.
At this moment, the exterior wall of the guest room is wrapped in ice, and the strange thing is that there is no problem inside, and everyone is fine.
It seems that the ice dragon is really fierce enough.
Ye San sat cross-legged in the guest room, closed the door, and ordered Ye Hu and the others to stay outside, and the golden characters on his forehead flashed, and he sank into the system store in the sea of knowledge.
In the store, Wumao really said something to Xiao Moran, and Ye Sanyi appeared in an instant dressed as a magic stick.
"Boss, you're finally here. That bastard wants to return it, I can't help it. ”
Wumao cried and looked at Ye San pitifully.
Ye San nodded, looked at Xiao Moran with a dissatisfied expression, and said, "Daoyou, you are now ruddy in the hall, and your marriage is determined." The body is stiff and agile. When you have received the benefits of the old way, why do you come here to return the goods?"
Old Dao Xiao silently looked sad, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Dao Chief, you don't know! Since I brought that Mao Dongzhu back, it has really helped me a lot, and Xiaodao has indeed lived a happy life." But after a while, she was suddenly in great pain, and her whole body began to change rapidly, the big places became smaller, the small places became larger, the soft places became harder, and the hard places became softer. And the strength has grown by leaps and bounds on the trail. I ・・・・・・"
Ye San was stunned when he heard this: "What the hell is it that the place that should be small becomes bigger, and the place that should be big becomes smaller?"
Xiao Moran pointed to his chest and then his buttocks with tears in his eyes, and said, "Her chest is flat and hard, and her buttocks are sunken like a steel bowl. The willow waist is like a woman who is pregnant in October. The neck is as thick as a cow's neck, the face is swollen, and the nose is collapsed and the nose hair is prominent. Michigan...
Ye San also hurriedly shuddered when he heard his description, that picture was so beautiful, he didn't dare to think about it at all. Could it be that the poison of the martial arts world has mutated in the Xianxia world?
Ye San shook off the dust, and said with some embarrassment: "Don't worry, fellow Daoist! Although her body has changed a little, she is also a good bodyguard!"
Xiao Moran felt bitter in his heart, what kind of change was this a special loss? He knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed to Ye San.
"Dao Chang Mingjian! Xiao Dao originally thought the same way, but when Xiao Dao bought her, she was as a Taoist couple. She now has the cultivation of the five grades of Qi refining, and Xiaodao is like a chicken in front of her. Every three days, she has to be caught and rubbed to death. Now it is unbearable to be humiliated, if the Taoist chief does not return the Tao. That... That, that, that trail is willing to die here, never to go back. ”
The corners of Ye San's mouth twitched when he heard this, and when he thought about the filthy picture a little, the whole person was not good.
As a man, Ye San deeply sympathized with Xiao Moran. However, as the boss of the fantasy system, he could only mourn for Xiao Moran for a few seconds. "Fellow Daoist, this return really can't be refunded, but it's not that there is no way to solve your troubles."
When Xiao Moran heard the previous words, his whole person was like mud. But when he heard Ye San's words, he instantly stood up and resurrected on the spot.
"What way? Daoist said, no matter what the cost, as long as you can help Xiaodao solve this problem, Xiaodao will never frown. ”
Ye San nodded and said, "In that case, Lao Dao will first take a look at your current merits." ”
Xiao Moran hurriedly responded, and Ye San also shot out a streamer, and golden handwriting appeared in the void.
Customer number 1. Name: Xiao Moran. Gender: Male. Age: 65 years old. Occupation: Viewer, false Taoist. Origin: Xianxia X00001 Plane Da Luo Xing Bitter Bamboo View. Cultivation is: Qi refining two grades (equivalent to martial arts acquired two grades). Merit 90. Karma 1000. Ability: Mental method "Qi Refining Formula", comprehensive evaluation: useless. Although he is a bad person, he already has a heart for good.
Ye San looked at the golden handwriting in the void, and felt a little comforted inexplicably in his heart. In addition, the system authority is elevated, and karma can also be seen.
The system store does not distinguish between good and evil, but he Ye San can distinguish between good and evil. Good and evil are not repaid in this life, but he Ye San can be repaid. He can't satisfy the infinite plane, but he can make every guest who enters the system store a good one. It can also make every wicked person abandon evil and follow good!
"Fellow Taoists can understand the benefits of cultivating merits. It's good, and Lao Tao is very comforting. The old Tao signs an agreement with you that if you make a merit of 1,000, you can come back here again to solve your problems. “
Ye San looked at Xiao Moran with a look of 'I am very optimistic about you'.
Xiao Moran said with a bitter expression: "Isn't there a way for the Dao Chief to be faster?"
Ye San's heart moved when he heard this, isn't it time to collect karma?
"It's not impossible. It's just that you need to collect a thousand merits. But your merit is seriously insufficient, and the old way is powerless. ”
Xiao Moran asked with a sad face, "Is there really no way?"
Ye San stroked his beard and said, "Immeasurable Tianzun! Seeing that you are so embarrassed, the old Taoist has a way to fold in the middle." ”
"What's the solution?"
Ye San said: "Old Dao will help you eliminate your karma first." In this way, you will have three tastes and be clear, and your cultivation will be easy to grow. It is easier to practice merit and come back in a few days to deal with it. ”
"Alas!"
Xiao Moran sighed faintly, hugged his fist at Ye San and said, "Thank you so much." ”
"Hmm!"
Ye San nodded lightly and said to Wumao: "Prepare the contract, reduce his karma by one thousand, and charge him a fee of ninety merits." When he has cultivated a thousand merits, he can come here to solve the matter of Mao Dongzhu. Remember that the contract is for a mortgage. ”
Wumao saw Ye San wink at him, and instantly understood the meaning. Hurriedly pulled Xiao Moran over to sign and draw.
Ye San saw that the matter was over, so he pulled Xiao Moran in front of the door of the plane and said: "You still don't know the difference between merit and karma, the old way suffers a loss, consumes supreme mana to send you to the underworld for a tour, remember to cultivate more merit in the future, and don't accumulate karma." ”
When Xiao Moran was about to refuse, Ye San kicked him on the buttocks, and with a thought of it, he let the gate of the plane throw him to the eighteenth layer of hell in a certain plane at will.
Wumao hurriedly walked over and said, "Boss, it's not good for you to do this!"
Ye San said: "What's wrong, he has a thousand karma." There is a way that merit must be rewarded, and if there is a fault, it must be punished, and merit and demerit cannot be offset. Third Master, I will throw him to the eighteenth layer of hell to suffer for a day, so that he can be a good person in the future!"
Wumao said disdainfully: "Then you still have the ninety points of merit he cultivated." ”
Ye San frowned, and said with a smile: "You mean to let the third master allow him to use his karma to buy another Mao Dongzhu, and then send him away respectfully, right?"
Seeing Ye San's appearance, Wumao chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, absolutely not." Everything the owner said was right. ”
"Well, there is progress, third master, I am optimistic about you!"
Ye San pinched Wumao's round face and left the system store in a flash.
"Fortunately, my wisdom has increased, otherwise I would have been beaten to death by the boss.
Wumao stuck out his tongue and let out a long breath, giving a thumbs up in his heart for his own cleverness.