I'm the fastest talker in Night Shark City.

I've won the fastest talking championship. Although, I didn't get that medal in the end, because by the time I finished, everyone was gone. I didn't get that medal, but I had one more title: the goblin with the most words.

Recently, I discovered that mosquitoes can be eaten.

Oh, there's so much to eat in this damn place.

Nasty food brought me here.

There's no food here.

No, there was food here, but I wrote a legend with my kindness.

The great goblin, let go of his predators!

What the?

You don't know who my predators are?

Tell you, I'm the enemy of the whole world!

From the moment the night of Night Shark City turns from light to darkness, I am the master of this world!

I'm going to drive the occupiers out of my castle.

Oh, there are a lot of goblins like me in that castle, and they share the same dream as me.

Yes, the same castle, the same dream!

It's just that I chased my dreams, chased too far, and accidentally, I was brought here by my dreams.

I don't know where the damn beast is hidden, and I can't find it.

I said, I let it go with my mercy, and until I find it, this sentence will definitely count, I promise.

I'm the great goblin Kakalu, all you have to do is shout in Night Shark City, the smartest goblin!

Oh, by the way, if you're the tavern owner Drunken Peach, the mother goblin, don't mention me.

Once she complained to me about why there was no man for her in Shark City this night.

I said, if you're sure that the man in your heart is hiding in this Night Shark City, then you should make up your mind to kiss all the men.

As a result, you must have imagined that the gods I forsaken, she really did. Finally she cried and told me that her Prince Charming did not appear.

I said, then you go and kiss the general, maybe his white horse is lost, so he doesn't dare to come to see you.

She said, really?

I nodded.

That stupid mother goblin really went. When I came back, I was surprised to see how relaxed she was.

She said that she knew that the last kiss could turn a pig into a prince, so why waste so many precious kisses?

I was stunned. I said, I can't believe my ears, didn't you give me the first kiss?

She said, you're wrong. A neglected kiss is never precious!

Uh-you stupid, fat, oily green-skinned mother goblin. Did you think about your first kiss when you said that? Don't you care at all?

After sobering up, I deeply realized that this was not my first kiss, and I cared so much about what I did.

I'm going to find my first love, she, who took away my first kiss and my brave heart.

I said, "Dear Lilinon, do you see me?" I'm right outside your window, and you know it's cold here, and you can't let the smartest goblin stand in the snow and freeze into an ice sculpture. Of course, looking at your shadow like this, my heart will never be cold, even if it is frozen into an ice sculpture, I still have a heart beating for you!

Lilinon said, "Well, you just stand there."

This impersonal woman really makes me wonder what I can't figure out.

I said, Lilinon, you're not, just be single. If the men in Shark City knew you were single, they would smash your door.

She said it wasn't hard to deal with those people. It's hard to deal with someone like you who is bent on ending my celibacy. You have to understand how comfortable I am now, so don't bother me anymore.

I said, "But, my first kiss—

Lilinon said, don't mention your first kiss, your first kiss made me completely lose interest in men!

What did I hear, my first kiss, a human tragedy! But I was powerless to save them, and I had to leave lonely. The smartest goblins will never be pestered!

Whatever I learned, I was the smartest goblin!

Sosuai's business is getting worse and worse, and he actually stands on the street to solicit customers.

She said, "Distinguished guest, I would like to provide you with the most intimate service, I have a variety of positions for you to choose from, and of course, you can also tailor it!

I said, I just want to ask, how to kiss. Of course, after I'm gone, you must forget who I am.

She was shocked, sir, don't you say, I really haven't noticed, aren't you the most shrewd goblin?

I was embarrassed, not because of Sosoai's words. Rather, there were three tall goblins standing behind me. Presumably they recognize me too, and if word spreads, my reputation will plummet in this Night Shark City. From now on, my identity will be questioned, I can be an expert in any field, I am an evangelist in the wizarding camp, I am still a politician...... All my identities will become hatreds for eternity because of this misstep.

I grinned and smiled perfectly. The three goblins grinned at me, too. Uh, yes, it's really ugly. But at this point, I try to read kindness in that smile.

I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say......

As a result, I was carried by the three goblins to Sosoai's shop. Through the ambiguous light, I said, how can you dissipate your anger, big brothers?

Sosuai threw a notebook in front of me, said indifferently, tick all the items above before you can get out of this door, otherwise, you will be spurned by the goblins of Night Shark City!

I said, if I hooked it, wouldn't it be even more spurned by the goblins of Night Shark City?

Suo Suoai said angrily, what the old lady needs is Yuan Stone!

I asked, what do you want so many polystones for?

She said, "I'm going to be the most beautiful goblin in the Night Shark City!"

I shook my head and I said, it's hard, it takes more than time to change the tastes of a race!

She said, So, I just want Yuanshi!

I said, Yuanshi doesn't make you truly beautiful!

She said that at least Yuanshi could make a move on the wizards, and those wizards could make me beautiful.

I said, that's not really beautiful, you know Sosoai, you're the most beautiful goblin in the world, you just don't know it. Have you found it? You have the kindest heart, which is the most rare, and you have a heart that yearns for beauty, and that's right, but you can't pursue vain beauty too much. Those are just appearances, you look at me, a heroic and fearless great, the brightest goblin, and it has nothing to do with appearances. It's about the mind, it's about the heart!

But you're just a joke in Nightshark City, she said.

I said, what's so bad about being a joke, they can laugh at me, but I can also ignore their attitude, and in turn they will come and consume my joke. That's the value!

She said, what you said sounds reasonable, what does that have to do with me?

I said, it has a relationship, it has a lot to do with it! What do you say love is?

She shook her head.

I said, love is a beautiful firework! This is the value of your existence......

Yes, I didn't spend a single stone, I didn't leave a single handwriting in that notebook, I didn't miss a piece of clothing on my body, and I even looked at Sosuo's longest green tongue in the entire Night Shark City...... By the way, I finally understood the reason why my first kiss failed. It turns out that kissing is not - biting the tongue.

Whatever I do, I learn it as soon as I learn.

For example, the stupid general was angry and asked me why I had refined a spirit weapon into waste.

I explained to him, don't you think that it is not easy to turn a spiritual weapon into a waste product?

As a result, you guessed it. The general was angry that the boss didn't get a single gold coin.

I'm unemployed, that's all.

Don't you think I'm a very smart goblin?

If I told you that the general, in a fit of rage, dared to kill his father, you wouldn't think so.

If you knew that the General liked to dance bare-ass, I think you would agree with me.

That was a long time ago.

The general's father volunteered and led his troops to raid the Night Cold City in the Ghost Domain through Dao Longze.

As a result, you get the idea. The general's father returned alone.

The general was furious, and he said to his father, "I approve you to go because I want you to die!

Well, that's really a perverted person.

It's a secret, no one really knows about the general. The general has the same dreams as me, but his thoughts are different from mine.

If he were to conquer Night Cold City alone, it would be a feat that would be a feat that would be remarkable to the whole world!

So, he wanted to give the ghost clan the impression that the goblins in the world were the stupidest.

He told me that he needed the smartest goblin, so he found me.

I said you've found the right person, and if anyone in Night Shark City says they're smarter than me, it's a capital offense. Because that must be a lie!

I don't seem to be able to make it clear, but if you're smart enough, you'll understand what I'm saying.

The first and last time I carried out the general's order, he asked me to take the city of Night Cold alone.

I said it was impossible.

The general said that you are the smartest goblin in the world, and anything is possible!

Well, no one is more annoyed by the name than I am.

So, I came to the conclusion that the smartest goblins don't need in Night Shark City, they need fools.

If I want to survive, I have to be an idiot!

So, the last time there was a beast tide, I jumped off the city wall.

Mom, mom, I miraculously rode on a pig-like mountain beast.

So, I was brought here.

To be exact, it was left here by the mountain beast. I was dizzy. And then I walked in, and I walked in of it.

I'm not going to tell you that I accidentally fell into this pit!

Because I'm a clever goblin.

However, now it seems that there is really nothing to eat except mosquitoes.

Alas - when can the general revoke that order. I think I can find food other than mosquitoes.

Young travelers, don't go yet!

Don't forget, I'm the smartest goblin! Thank you for me my predator, my best friend, the Piglet. If you go to Night Shark City, don't forget to experience the power of love. That's Sosoai's shop, which has now been renamed "Beautiful Fireworks".