"Why? Sneaky. Seeing that Goode was back, Mani asked casually.

"Secret"

"As if someone is rare"

"Let's go, come with me" Goode put down the cup, snatched Mani's cup as well, put it on the table, and pulled Mani away.

"Where are you going?" Mani looked at the glass that he had just drunk less than halfway through.

"Watching the Fish"

"Look at the fish? What fish to see? It's been the middle of the night."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, isn't that a moon with a Mani card?"

"Where is this fish? You won't get drunk with such a little wine, will you? "In the dark red moonlight, the water in the fish pond is also rippling with red light, and the surroundings are clean.

"Didn't you say there were dead fish?" Goode looked closely, but found not a single dead fish.

"Doesn't it stink when there are dead fish? It smells. Mani also joined his own judgment, and he did not believe that there were dead fish here.

"Little bunny, lie to me? I had something to do, so I'll go first. Goode said hello to Mani and hurried away.

"Pitiful boy" Mani looked at the distant back of Goode, full of pity. There is no need to ask, what can make Gu Defang's heart flutter must be related to the senior sister.

Liu Chang and Liu Lingzhao's disciples, many of them are the children of commoners, except for a few children with names and surnames, most of them only have code names, what big baby, second baby; Big girl, little girl. There is no last name at all. After entering the base, in order to make a roster, let them choose a name for themselves.

Later, inspired by the elder sister, most of them took their master's Liu as their surname, and the names were even more varied, such as Liu Shan, Liu Shui, Liu Yishou, Liu Job, Liu Mouth, Liu Mouth, etc.

The one who was patted on the shoulder by Liu Ni today was Liu Yishou's son: Liu Erliang is an intern in the technical group.

"I really admire your father" When Goode found Liu Erliang, he sincerely admired:

"As soon as you were born, your father planned all the alcohol for you, and you could only drink two taels?"

"I can drink two pounds"

"Then you should call Liu Erjin."

"My brother's name is Liu Erjin."

"Can he drink two pounds?"

"He can't do it, he gets drunk after drinking two taels. Uncle Good, do you have something to do with me? ”

"Ah, something. I heard that you went to the fish pond to see the fish today? ”

"yes"

"What about the fish?"

"Buried"

"Why is it buried?"

"My aunt let me bury it"

"She's with you ... What did you say? ”

"My aunt told us to bury the fish, and by the way, she also asked us to inject oxygen into the fish pond."

"That's all? Didn't say anything else? ”

"I didn't say anything else. Let's just say that the fish are not drowned, they are suffocated by lack of oxygen."

"What did you study?"

"Computer Programs"

"Do you know how to raise fish?"

"Don't understand? I don't know what you're doing here? ”

"There's no one in the group, they're all out. Aunt Jones didn't let us come. ”

"Study hard and have a future." Goode breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and left, looking at your stupidity, not only did Senior Sister pat you on the shoulder, but I also seemed to pat him on the shoulder just now.

This is typically learning to be stupid, perhaps drinking stupid. How could Liu Ni fall in love with him? How could he be my rival in love, he didn't even have the qualifications to be a rival in love.

Can fish still drown? Fish still panting? Who saw the fish crawl ashore and gasp for breath when they were still suffocated by lack of oxygen? I'm laughing to death, when did I see the fish spitting bubbles? Fish only drink water, do not gasp!

Goode was about to laugh a little, soothe the stuffiness in his heart, and sighed in his heart, it didn't seem right, this seemed to be said by the senior sister, the senior sister is a student of biology and medicine, she shouldn't talk nonsense, the fish really panting?

No, you can't take this guy lightly! When you meet the senior sister one day, you must seriously say something bad about him. I don't know if the fish is panting or not, if you dare to think about the senior sister, I will make it difficult for you to gasp.

"I feel like something is wrong with our education." The first officer, Jesus, sat opposite Liu Chang, a little worried and hurried.

"Huh? What's going on? Listening to Jesus' tone, it seems that it is still very serious, and Liu Chang is also very serious.

Because Jesus never exaggerated, alarmist, he said that if there is a problem, he affirmed the problem.

"Two days ago, there was a teenager who couldn't eat eggs, he couldn't peel the shell. Also, many people don't know the difference between leeks and weeds"Since landing on this planet, although the work tasks are very heavy, many people have never been as relaxed as they are now, whether adults or children. But along with it, there are some interesting vignettes.

Not being able to peel egg shells is one of them.

"Eggs have shells?" Liu Chang was taken aback.

"You haven't eaten eggs?" This time even Jesus was taken aback, more than a hundred years old, and did not know that eggs have shells? Still haven't eaten eggs?

"Have you eaten it, don't you think it has a shell? I'm not going to even eat eggshells. Eggshells aren't poisonous, right? "If the eggshell is poisonous, there is no sign of poisoning.

"How did you eat the ostrich eggs that Jones cooked for you? Eat it in the shell? ”

"Didn't you take it away that time, didn't you eat it?"

"Then you wait." Jesus raised his hand to stop Liu Chang and started the call with Nizi:

"Hey, Nizi, go to your Aunt Jones and boil two eggs right away."

After half a stick of incense, that is, ten minutes, Nizi sent two eggs over in a bowl. When Jesus opened it, he saw that it was all peeled clean and crystal clear.

"Where's the eggshell?" Jesus asked strangely.

"Peeled it." Nizi was puzzled and didn't say she wanted eggshells.

"Eggshells? Does he have a shell? This is Liu Chang looking at the streamer and slippery eggs, and he is also puzzled, isn't this the egg he usually eats? It makes no difference.

"Of course there is" Liu Ni was really confused by these two big leaders, one wanted eggshells, the other didn't want eggshells, could it be that this Lord Jesus had a habit of eating eggshells?

"What about the shell? You stole it? I said, the eggs are so unpalatable, it turns out that the shell was stolen and eaten by you. "It is said that the nutrition of apples is in the skin, and the nutrition of eggs must also be in the shell, I have been deceived for hundreds of years, I am really grateful to God, I only found out the truth of the facts today, and I can't help but cast a grateful eye on Jesus.

The biological disciple is also unreliable, deducting the master's rations, and glancing at Nizi again, you deserve to marry it.

"Master, you can't eat the eggshell, I'll peel it off for you." Niko hastened to explain.

"Can't eat the shell?" Liu Chang believes in God now, and no one believes in him. If God says today, 'Shells can be eaten,' hmph, I'll make it impossible for you to see eggshells again."

"Of course you can't eat eggshells" This is God's answer to Liu Chang.

"Why do you care about eggshells if you can't eat them?" The surname Ye, what do you mean, God's status in Liu Chang's heart plummeted, and he changed from God to Yah.

"I just wanted to see if you could peel eggshells." Jesus said defiantly, it seems that this Lord will not peel eggshells, O, MYGOD, our captain will not peel eggshells either? Then, the difference between leeks and grasses is higher in technology, and I definitely don't know it.

"Why do I have to peel egg shells, someone can't do it?" While Jesus despised Liu Chang in his heart, Liu Chang was also incomprehensible by Jesus' fanfare about eggshell articles.

How is eggshell also related to education? The eggshell should be related to the egg, otherwise why bother the egg? Eggshells have something to do with education, isn't that nonsense?

"It's common sense." Jesus sighed in his heart and talked to people from royal backgrounds about common sense of life, can they take care of their own lives? No hope.

"Someone can understand the common sense of life. I have a specialization in art, why do I have to understand the common sense of life, I just need to understand the common sense of the universe. I eat vegetables, why do I have to know how vegetables are grown? Sorting out Jesus' thoughts, Liu Chang raised the stick of logic.

The master doesn't understand the common sense of life, and the master can let the common sense of life understand me. The master will not lay eggs, and the master will let the eggs obediently take off their clothes and come to the master's bowl and into the master's mouth.

"That is, a few days ago, the one named Liu Erliang didn't know that the fish would die of lack of oxygen, and said that he would put a mask on the fish. But he's so good at fiddling with computers, and the games that kids play are all made up by a few of them. ”

Liu Ni next to her, seeing that the time was ripe, made up for it.

"Look, yes." The argument is there, and the argument is coming right away. Look at this disciple again, the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye, and find an opportunity in the future to let Nizi publicize more, just say "Liu Zi said", why can this son say, that son can say, I can't say it?

"And if he starves to death?"

"Why did he starve to death?"

"He doesn't know how to peel egg shells, if he goes out and has nothing but eggs around him, what do you say?" A fatherly smile rippled across Jesus' face.

"I'm going to get rid of the person who made this decision."

It turned out to be waiting for me here, who am I? The three emperors and five emperors took a detour, and the ghosts of the six and eight desolations were worried, and they were called the ghost valley baby monsters of a seedling in heaven and earth, and Captain Liu Da.

"Unreasonable, right? What does this have to do with the person making the decision? ”

Liu Chang stretched out his hand to beckon Liu Ni over, whispered a few words in her ear, and Liu Ni turned around and went out.

Jesus didn't intervene when he looked at the sneaky appearance of their master and apprentice, just watched, he was waiting for Liu Chang's answer.

Today, he must correct his opinion and must let Liu Chang himself peel the eggshell. Genius, the more genius you are, the more you must have common sense of life, a genius who can't even learn an eggshell, what kind of genius:

"Mr. Captain, you haven't given me an answer yet."

"Give it back to me, right?" Liu Chang secretly thought in his heart: "I'll make you look good in a while." I want you to know that the hands of genius to peel eggshells are waste, they are crimes! ”

"Ah~ First mate, we've been talking for a long time, are you hungry?" Liu Chang looked at Jesus with a smile:

"Why don't you use these two egg pads first?"

"I don't have the habit of being served, I'm used to peeling the eggs I eat."

"Oh~ good habits. It's just that you're not done thoroughly. ”

"What am I not doing thoroughly?"

"You should make all the clothes you should wear yourself."

"You are quibbling, common sense and skills are not the same thing, making clothes is a skill, not common sense."

"What about textiles?"

"It's also a skill"

"What about farming?"

"Too"

"Cooking?"

"Too"

"Where's eating?"

"Also... Eating is common sense"

"Okay, okay, then let's eat, Nizi, serve!"

As Nizi beckoned, a large group of people came in one after another, and our God was confused by the next Nizi's action arrangement, only to see that Nizi was now in front of him and Liu Chang, each placing a soup pot, the soup in the pot was boiling, and all kinds of raw vegetables and raw meat were placed on the side of the soup pot, and they were very considerate to pour a glass of wine for each person, and finally, the key props came on: chopsticks!

When Nizi left with a group of people, the two tables were full of various ingredients, which made people have an appetite at first sight.

"Come, come, Lord Jesus, please taste my latest invention: hot pot!" Liu Chang smiled and enthusiastically promoted his new product.

"This, this, this" looked at the chopsticks, Jesus was dumbfounded, he wouldn't!

Looking at the soup that Liu Chang ate dripping, Jesus knew that this bear child was doing evil.

But I can't help it, I just said that eating is common sense, and I don't know how to eat, didn't I just fall into the pit I dug myself?

"Nizi, take the deputy knife and fork"

"No," Liu Changba snorted, and swallowed the beef in his mouth with a very satisfied look:

"It's the wild now, there are no knives and forks, only branches."

After speaking, he took one chopstick in each hand and shook it towards Jesus.