Under absolute coercion, the takeover went smoothly.

"You're the Governor here?" Liu Chang sat in a rocking chair, tilted his head, and looked at the black orangutans standing in front of him.

This broken universe is too fucked up, can't you get a few decent species? One is as thin as a bean sprout, and the other looks like a black tower, and none of them resembles a man, and they have to be called men.

"Yes, Inspector." The chimpanzee urn replied angrily, the grievances in his heart were indescribable, the inspector, why did there be a patrol, where did the inspector come from? What do the astronomers who look at the stars do all day long, spend a lot of resources every year to find aliens, and now it's okay, the aliens have come to the door, and they must sue when they go back, and let those who eat dry food go home and pick up their children. I'm a low-eyed person who doesn't invite disasters or cause trouble, eating hot pot and singing, how can I invite aliens.

"Lord Governor, you see, we have almost dealt with this side of the matter" Liu Chang plucked his ears:

"I want to trouble the Governor Governor with a personal matter now, I wonder if the Governor can help?" Liu Chang sat up straight, and asked for... People, of course, there must be sincerity, Liu Chang sat up straight, and said that he was really a corporal of Lixian.

I'd love to throw another banana and watch the orangutan slap its chest.

"My lord, please say, as long as you are humble and help, you will not refuse" The orangutan did not pat his chest, but he was polite.

"I'm trying to find an excuse to be a guest at your place. Can you help me think of an excuse, after all, everyone is a civilized person, and I always feel rude to come to the door without saying hello. Liu Chang directly said his request, the first time they met, Liu Chang said he was embarrassed, but there was no embarrassed expression on his face.

"You want to invade us?"

"No invasion, no invasion. Mr. Governor is distracted. Look, Lord Doge, here it is, now mine. You have enslaved my people for so many years, and you have taken so many things from me. As for me, I don't care about the large number of adults.

I just want you to be a guest and ask for a drink, and you won't refuse."

"I'm sorry, Inspector, I can't do this thing."

"Your Excellency the Governor, you have misunderstood, how could I let you call the shots on such a big matter. I just want you to make an excuse for me, and lead the way by the way, and recognize the family. You say, what excuse should I find? Borrow your restroom? ”

"This can't be done!"

"It's not wrong again, whether you can do it or not, it's your business; Whether to go or not is my business. I just don't want to cause misunderstanding, in case my hand slips and damages your home, I'm embarrassed, even if I don't damage your home, the pots and pans you eat in, the flowers and plants in the yard, I don't want to go, you say yes. ”

"I'm sorry, I can't do this, Lord Inspector."

"Did I let you call the shots? You see, how amiable my tone is. I'm really peace-loving, I'm a pacifist. It's too savage to fight and kill. I just want to go through the door, and by the way, I want to ask for accounts, you see, how broad-minded I am, I don't have any city, and I even say what I think in my heart.

Alas! It must be influenced by those bean sprouts, don't mind the Governor, change it next time. You see, what is this? Liu Chang pointed to the ball that was thrown in the trash:

"This thing is not produced here, then it must be produced in your home, and that is enough, this is enough. Civilization can't be hidden, this thing is good, what do you think?

It's so fun to be round, look at this little tail, how individual the design is.

Hey, didn't I say you, why did you make her so bright? Don't know that something too slippery is not good for flying? What do you name him? ”

"Call, call Zhizi" The Governor's face turned pale, of course he knew this thing, this is their most high-tech product, detection and tracking instrument, with the functions of positioning, tracking and communication, originally it had a self-destruct function, it is now lying in the garbage can, which means that his function has been lost, on the other hand, their nest has been exposed.

9257 It is precisely because of stealing this thing that they dare to break into the vast universe, otherwise, they don't even know how to die.

There is only one of them, and he has not been able to contact the headquarters until now.

"A good name, it matches this little tail very well, look at this little tail, it looks very wise at first glance."

"Do you think it's for your people to run, or for us to run? It's too slow to let your people come over, and we'll go there in person, and the cost is too expensive, it's really nerve-wracking. Otherwise, you will reimburse me for the passage expenses, and we will go over and show our sincerity, what do you say, Your Excellency the Governor? The chimpanzee didn't dare to talk at all, and the black hair on his body was wet with sweat everywhere he could see, clinging to his body and glistening in the light.

"Are you hot?" Liu Chang asked very intimately.

"No, no, no, it's not hot!" Looking at the harmless face of this animal, he nagged endlessly, seemingly nagging, but threatening. Can you not sweat? The black-haired governor was on fire in his heart, and if he didn't have a little control, he might have stepped forward and strangled this monster that didn't grow a single hair.

The whole person was clenched together, not as big as his fist, and he sat there and wowed.

"It's not hot, why are you sweating? What a waste. I can't sweat even when it's hot, in fact, I'm hot, so I don't dare to sweat.

In this damn place, water is precious. Look at those sprouts, they don't sweat, they are the ones who can live.

Have you brought all the salutes? With all of them, we're leaving. If you don't have all of them, hurry up and prepare, don't use that thing of yours, leave it to them, like an ox cart. ”

"Then that's my personal property."

"It's done, I'll give you one. Still a treasure? ”

"What, what?"

"It's not authentic, it's pretending to be confused, isn't it? Didn't you just say it? Come to your house. Guess what gift they will give me? Hey, it's fun to think about. ”

"So, I'd better inform my family, right?" It's just that I don't bring gifts, but I actually go to people's homes and ask for gifts. Does this person still know that there is such a thing as a face? It's so embarrassing. I was so angry that I didn't dare to turn my face, what is this called: "I, I, I let them prepare gifts!" ”

"That's a good feeling, what good things do you have there, I'm a shallow person, I can't tell the difference, don't fool me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"Anyway, you can't be the master, so you won't notify, maybe we'll be there before the notice arrives. I'll choose the gift myself. ”

"Can I not go, as if you didn't see me?" The black hair said pitifully, this is a door-to-door robbery, or I invited them to rob, if this is known by the family, how can I live. My mother, why didn't you look at the eight characters when you gave birth to me.

"Why?"

"I have..."

"Stop, stop, you have an eighty-year-old mother. There are children who are not full moons. Right? ”

"How do you know?"

"Alas, this universe is too small. What's your mother's last name? ”

"My mother's surname is Nicholas... What do you want? My mom won't remarry. "The black-haired governor was taken aback, are aliens so perverted? Thinking about someone else's mother before they met? Do you want my mother to remarry you? I don't want to have such a small, ugly father, who doesn't even have a single hair on his body, and the chickens look better than you when they pluck their hairs.

。。。。。。

The two reached an agreement, Hei Mao took Liu Chang and them to visit the house, and Liu Chang gave up the idea of beating his eighty-year-old mother.

As soon as the matter was settled, there was another problem on Liu Chang's side.

"We strongly disagree!" As soon as he heard that Liu Chang was going to visit the door in person, the big and small disciples who came with him were startled and resolutely disagreed.

It's no joke, this side just served someone's stronghold, and that side is about to have a drink with someone, you have such a big pot, and we don't have such a big stove.

"Master, otherwise, let's kill him." As a temporary member of the defense group, Mani directly offered his opinion.

"Destroy them, and you will restrain those bean sprouts?"

"Then even the bean sprouts are gone."

"Then you're going to find someone to build a new base?"

"I..." Mani is dumbfounded, where can I find someone.

"Not anyway! You can't go! Goode said.

"Who's going then?" Liu Chang asked.

"I'll go!" Goode replied in the affirmative.

"You're the only virgin we've ever had here, and you've been given to you by those female orangutans, and the gains outweigh the losses." Mani took over the topic:

"I'm going to be the most suitable"

"Aren't you afraid that the mother orangutan will take you away?"

"I'm not even afraid of tigress, and I'm afraid of orangutans?" Mani blurted out, the words have been spoken, knowing that the bad dish is gone, it seems、It seems that the tigress is also there... Over here.

Peeked around, and sure enough, I saw a pair of angry eyes and Bai Sensen's fangs.

Mani quickly changed the topic and reversed the meaning, otherwise he would not be able to go home: "How cute the tigress is, we must have a sense of public morality and use love to influence the female orangutan, you think, the female orangutan is all moved, the male orangutan is subdued, the male orangutan is subdued, this planet is not an animal paradise."

That's what Alisa always tells me, we want to touch the world with love, right, dear. ”

Alisa returned the favor with a very sweet smile from Mani, though the smile did not contain any smile in Mani's eyes.

"I'll go with our Mani to see who is more powerful, the tigress or the orangutan," Alisa stepped forward gently, holding Mani's arm, and Alisa used what she understood to be affectionate. He looked at Mani with affection.

"No way!" Mani shook off Alisa's hand: "You can't go, it's too dangerous." ”

Alisa was visibly flustered, and immediately a warmth rose in her heart: the man she chose still cared about herself.

"With you, I'm not afraid of danger."

"That's not going to work either."

"You two are endless." Goode can't stand it anymore, what kind of battle is this, a typical show of affection, joke I don't have a wife, right?

"Alisa can't go, the man isn't dead yet, I'll go with Mani. You can rest assured, as long as the master is safe, we will be safe, and they will not cause disaster for the two of us. ”

"That is, we are going to visit the door, not to send them to death. Maybe they'll have to both of us. Seeing that Alisa didn't hold herself accountable and said that she was a tigress, Mani was in a good mood.

Seeing that the disciples had grown up, Liu Chang was also very happy: "Okay, just the two of you, just use my ship." Remember a sentence for the teacher:

What's mine is mine, and yours is mine. ’”