Chapter 22: The Gate of the City (Part II)
"You, you, you, hurry up and find a stable woman, no matter what kind of mother-in-law, just find a woman" The official was too excited, if he found the prince, he would be a great achievement, and he couldn't wait to hold this face and nibble a few bites.
The other officer, who was still on duty at the door, didn't hear what he was saying, but just waved his hand to him to show that he didn't hear.
This can make the official anxious, he can't leave now, what if he leaves, what if the prince runs away? What if the credit is robbed by someone else?
"You, you, you, can you take off your pants and let me see, just take a look! Or? Just touch it! The official was so anxious that he couldn't say anything.
"Take off your pants too! Still want to touch it?! The people around who watched the excitement were shocked, and instinctively covered their crotch, what is this for! In prison and touching eggs? I didn't hear of this show!
Suddenly, everyone felt a chill on their backs, and they seemed to be being pulled by something, could this be the legendary!! Frightened, he hurriedly took a step back, twisted his buttocks, took extremely coquettish steps, and slipped into his own shack, not even daring to stick his head out.
"Hehe, I'll let you touch it, can you give you a bowl of rice?" The fool came up stupidly, lifted his shirt, and was about to take his bottom off.
The female prince was stunned by this situation for a while, and she didn't know what to do. She just stood in a daze, and when she saw the fool take off her clothes and walk upright, she reacted, and hurriedly turned around and ran backwards, but she forgot the pillar behind her, and when she bumped it, her head hit the pillar again.
"What are you going to do, you want to rebel!" Only then did the officer realize that the fool had stretched out his swarthy, dirty thing in front of him.
"Touch, touch,"
"Touch, touch what?" The official just now only cared about the crown prince suspect in front of him, and didn't pay attention to what was happening around him, and he was blinded all of a sudden.
"He said, let you touch him, change the bowl of rice, he didn't eat enough!" Xiao San was in front, looking at everything in his eyes, and couldn't help but say sarcastically.
"Asking for food!? Why do you want to take out a few handfuls of rice? The official still didn't understand, and looked down at the fool's dirty things, and then looked up at the fool with a smirk on his face.
"He heard that you were going to take off someone's pants, and you had to touch it, so he took the initiative to let him come," the corners of Liu Chang's mouth twitched slightly, and his mocking tone did not decrease at all.
"I'll touch your mother, I'll chop it for you!" The official finally became angry, raised his leg and kicked the fool in the stomach.
The fool fell to the ground in response, holding his stomach with his hands, rolling on the ground, screaming non-stop, and at the same time not forgetting the bowl of rice: "If you want to touch my mother, I'll carry him over immediately, why are you beating me, woo woo, it hurts~~"
"You shouldn't kick him, he may be the crown prince" Liu Chang looked at the fool who was still rolling on the ground with pity, and said quietly.
"He's the crown prince? Lao Tzu is still the emperor, child, help me watch him, don't let him run away, I'll be back soon. The official turned his head to look at the prospective prince who was curled up in the corner, explained to Liu Chang, and left in a hurry. No way, there is no trustworthy companion, what are you kidding, at this time, the companion is the naked enemy.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the school field, I saw that the official who had gone to look for the medical worker came with a young man who was supposed to be an apprentice.
"No need, no need" The official hurriedly stopped: "It's just a little broken, it's okay, go back"
"No, forget it, you can go back." Later, when the official finished his apprenticeship, he found his companion hurrying out: "Hey, hey, then why are you going?" ”
"I'm going to find a woman!" The former didn't turn his head back, and his footsteps didn't stop, so he only threw down these five words.
"Looking for a woman?" The latter wiped his neck and muttered, "You can also find a woman on duty?" Powerful! ”
Here, Liu Chang squatted on the ground and looked at the back in front of him: "Are you really a woman?" ”
After getting the other party's affirmative reaction, Liu Chang also had a headache: "It's really a woman, you say you're a woman, why are you so tall?" ”
Not only does he grow tall, but he also looks like him, sticking to his beard, and maybe he really thinks of him as a father.
The official said that he would come back immediately, and he really did it, and after a while, Liu Chang saw that the official came back in a hurry, and he didn't bring anyone, just him.
"You, you, and you all get out!" The official pointed to Liu Ju, and the other one was suspected to be Liu Ju and Liu Chang, and said loudly.
As soon as he walked out of the school field, he suddenly reacted, where is this? School field! Since this school has been abandoned, not to mention medical women such as Wen Po, there are no prostitutes, and they are anxious to find women, so they turned back and decided to be rough.
I don't care what your identity was before, now you are all suspects, we are here to arrest the prince, not to catch the prince.
"He could be the crown prince." Liu Chang reminded.
"I don't care if he is the prince or not, even if the emperor Lao Tzu arrives here, he has to take it off for Lao Tzu!" The official was a little angry, and said viciously: "Get out!" ”
"If you want to verify whether he is a man or a woman, why is it so troublesome." Liu Ju really couldn't help it, although he knew that the other party was not the prince, but after all, he was caught in the name of the prince, insulting her is actually no different from insulting himself, especially this kind of thing, maybe it will also fall on his head, if it is not his turn now, if it is his turn, no one will stand up for himself.
"Do you have a way?" The officer's eyes lit up, stared at Liu Ju, and asked. Whether this barbaric method can be used or not, it is not that he found it in his conscience, but that the county order has repeatedly ordered that these people should be treated well. In case the county order knows, he will pick up other people's pants and be kicked out of the yamen.
"Go find a wooden basin and fill it with sand and bring it over," Liu Ju said softly.
"Okay, okay, I'll get it right away"
In a moment, the official took a wooden basin filled with sand, and brought it to the ground with a hum.
"What's next?"
"Let him sit up."
"What's next?"
"Do you want me to teach you next?"
"Sell less, say quickly, what's next?"
"Next, look at the mark on the sand, whether it is a man or a woman, isn't it clear?"
"Oh~~ It's really, this method is good!"
After being busy, the official looked at the butt marks in the wooden basin, still a little unwilling.
"You" the fool who shrunk his fingers in the corner and his pants were not yet raised: "Come here, sit down, the uncle will give you a bowl of rice." ”
"Hey~~ It's really different, there's an extra head here. She's really a woman?! Damn, bad luck, the bad Lao Tzu is happy, what are you crying about, it's not even a few handfuls, and you're embarrassed to cry!! ”
More aggrieved than the female prince was the fool, who didn't get the meal, was kicked again, hid in the corner, and didn't dare to squeak.
After eating, this episode also came to an end after the meal, and the official left hatefully.
"You still have a color heart!" Liu Ju glanced at it with disdain, the other pseudo-prince who lived with him, this guy didn't even dare to let go of a fart in front of the officer, and now seeing that the officer was gone, he actually slowly crawled towards the woman who was shrinking in the corner.
"Lao Tzu's business, you don't care! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you! The pervert glared at Liu Ju viciously, and his body kept crawling towards the corner.
The sound of "pop" and the loud "pop" woke up the people in the surrounding grass huts. Moreover, after this sound, there was no other sound, and everyone listened with their ears pricked up for a while, and they didn't pay attention to it.
In Liu Ju's grass shed, the three of them were stunned, and Liu Chang looked at his right hand blankly; The ruffian, with a bloody mouth, covered his face with his left hand, and stared blankly at the teeth in his right hand; And Liu Ju looked at Liu Chang blankly.
"Look at you, why are you pulling all your teeth out?" Liu Chang was the first to wake up, looking at the other party's handful of teeth, there were several on the ground, and he felt that his teeth were hurting, and Liu Chang saw that the other party's face was also bleeding through his fingers, and there was no blood on his own hands:
"Aren't you hurting?" Liu Chang asked with concern.
"Ah~~!! Killed!! "I had just withdrawn my ears and was about to go to bed, when I was suddenly startled by this heart-rending cry and jumped up. I saw a monster with a bloody face running out of a grass hut. In the dim light, the face looked especially hideous.
"What's wrong? Where did you kill someone!? When the guards heard the shouting, they gathered around them, and their swords came out of their sheaths one by one, as if they were facing a great enemy.
"He, he, he, is him!" The ruffian pointed at Liu Chang with a trembling finger, as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes were full of fear, and Liu Chang still looked at him with concern, as if asking 'Do you hurt'
"You're hurting someone?" The soldiers immediately surrounded Liu Ju in the middle and prepared to arrest him.
"No, no, it's not him, it's him!!" Seeing the soldiers, the ruffian also calmed down a little, and hurriedly pointed at Liu Chang, the youngest one.
"Did he beat you and beat you like this?" The soldier, who was obviously a small leader, pointed at Liu Chang.
"Yes, yes, that's him!" Although the tone is very affirmative, the words spoken must be leaky. Some of the pronunciations are slurred.
"You, beating him like this?"
Liu Chang spread out his hands and made a gesture that he didn't know what was going on: "I don't know what's going on, he suddenly hugged the pillar and gnawed, shouting something 'beauty, baby' in his mouth, so he made himself like this, he must be dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law!" ”
"He's talking nonsense, he hit it." The ruffian was unwilling and continued to testify.
"It must be hysteria, find a cage and lock it up, so as not to hurt others. All sleep! It's okay! The little leader didn't even look at Liu Chang, so he came to a conclusion.
"He hit it!" Although the victim was still yelling, the two soldiers stood up and left, ignoring it at all. Taking advantage of this gap, Liu Chang looked at the face that he had rubbed, it was very clear, a small piece of face was gone, and the face as big as his own slap was gone.
"What a pathetic, crazy again!" This is the little boss talking to himself as he leaves.
The sky was also completely dark, and there were still soldiers around the grass hut, and on both sides of the school gate, two dead wind lanterns were hung, emitting a dim light in the dark night.
"So, they were all taken in," Tian asked in the study behind the county office, while looking through the bamboo slips.
"Yes, my lord" In front of the bookcase, there was a servant standing in front of him, reporting on his monitoring of Liu Ju's father and son.
"You didn't show up, did you?"
"No, they were intercepted at the corner of the street"
"Didn't resist or tried to run away?"
"No, nothing out of the ordinary. It's in the school field, many people can't eat prison food, the three of them don't have enough to eat, and even what others give alms, they eat cleanly."
"Oh? Something interesting. People withdraw, don't star, okay, you go down" Tian Xian Ling waved his hand and asked the person to retreat.
When the man stepped back, a man stepped out from behind the screen behind him. Seeing this person come out, Tian Heng quickly stood up and walked to the side in a proper manner, while the latter walked generously to the place where the county commander was standing just now and did it.
"Judging from the height and body shape, it is very consistent with Di Bao, and in terms of physiognomy, they are far apart, but the physiognomy can be changed, they can even eat prison food, and it should not be difficult to change the physiognomy.
Son, you are doing the right thing, whether it is a blessing or a curse, we will not touch it, and send it away. ”
"Yes, father."
"What the hell happened to the city gate yesterday?"
"Hi~" Tian Heng had a headache: "Yesterday, the order was very good, everyone was checked in a proper manner, I don't know who it was, I shouted 'The Marquis ran away' and saw a person running, this is good, everyone thought it was the prince who appeared, so they chased it out." Later, I didn't know what was going on, but the news spread to the city, causing the people in the city to go out to chase after them. This is the way it is, no one deliberately creates chaos. ”
"Did you catch it?"
"Where to catch, you chase, I chase, in the end, no one knows who to chase. Hundreds of people were injured! Alas~~ Wealth is crazy. ”
The next day, it was just dawn, and the sun had not yet come out.
All the people got up, and they all sat or stood quietly, in their huts, and some went to the opposite corner to pay respects, except for the two brothers. The official brought another bucket of porridge, still one spoonful per person, the spoon was still the same yesterday, and the bowl was still the same yesterday.
At the stall where these people were eating, some officials came, put down three cases and a low collapse, put bamboo slips and brushes on the two cases on the left and right, and put a notice of opening the arrest warrant on the middle cases, and retreated, and two more scribes came in, kneeling beside the two cases on the left and right, and the last person who came in was the county lieutenant, followed by two people. The county lieutenant sat up straight behind the middle cases.
After a period of tedious, boring, and tasteless screening, in the end, there were five people left, and unfortunately, Liu Ju was one of these five people, not including the two children, of course. It's not that our prince has any flaws discovered, it feels, it's just a feeling, it feels like this beggar is not ordinary, and this feeling makes none of the three civil and military officials present dare to take a stand and remove him from the suspect's ranks.
To the surprise of Prince Liu Ju, the scholar who was let go and arrested again, looked closely, and really looked a bit like the prince himself: fair complexion, thick eyebrows and thin eyes, and short beard. The height is also about the same.
Now, the four finally broke down and began to cry and make a fuss, including the scholar who had always been cold and arrogant. is the real prince father and son, they are all unusually calm, calm and abnormal. This was very unexpected by the five adults present, the little one was too small, the one who was a little bigger, at first glance he was a fool, the two of them were understandable if they were not sensible, why was that adult so calm? Is he not afraid, or does he not know what is powerful? At this point, it is killed by mistake, and there is no place to cry out for injustice.
Of course, they don't have the right to kill the crown prince, and neither can a fake prince. They don't even have the courage to torture to extract confessions, just kidding, if there is really a prince and his old man here, we will be broken, injured, crippled, especially killed, can we have a good end? What we can do is to send the prince and his old man all beards and tails back to the emperor and old man, the emperor old man, whether you beat or scold, whether it is steamed or boiled, you old man will do it yourself, we don't dare to participate.
Prince, Prince, it's not good for you to run, why are you running to our Lake County, how can we, the poor mountains and bad waters, tolerate you as a great god. Two days ago, Zhang Fuchang got back the two corpses, the county order is still in shock, in case you die of old age in our Hu County, who knows whether it will be a blessing or a curse. Feudal marquis? Fool the fools and go. Which father would reward the one who killed his own son? This money is earned with a life, but it is not spent with a life!
"Stop arguing, stop making noise! Whether it is a rebel or not, you know for yourselves. What we can do is to send you back to Chang'an, so that those who have seen the former prince can tell for it. Now, you say that you are the former prince, and we will not believe it; You say you're not the former prince, and we won't believe it. If you're not a former prince, you don't need to worry. Tomorrow, they will be escorted back to Chang'an" county lieutenant, flicked his sleeves, and left.