Kill, he dares; Kill monsters? He chose to have diarrhea.

"If you dare to go to diarrhea now, Lao Tzu will kill you immediately!" Seeing that the one he trusted the most was also against his will, he was so angry that the official held the handle of the knife with his backhand and walked over violently.

"Coco, but I..." The big man retreated as he spoke, looking left and right, as if he was looking for an opportunity to escape.

"But what, go and kill the fuck." This time, it wasn't the handle of the knife that was handed over, but the tip of the knife.

"Okay, I'll kill his mother" Seeing that he couldn't dodge, the big man took the Pu knife tremblingly, held it firmly with his hand, and then walked slowly towards the gate

"Where the fuck are you?" When the official saw him carrying a knife, he did not walk towards the pervert who was still sitting on the wheel, but rubbed against the gate of the thug, and shouted angrily.

"I—I'm going to slaughter his mother." The big man, who was still grinding, heard the shouts of the officials, slowly put the knife on the ground, and then, got up and ran away, and at the same time, he did not forget to tell the officials what he was going to do.

Seeing the strongest of them running away, the rest of them, you look at me, I look at you, all slowly moved towards the gate.

"I'm going to kill him." Seeing the officials who hadn't reacted yet, these gangsters also dropped a word, and they all ran away without a trace in an instant.

"You, you ......" the official pointed to their backs, and without breathing, his eyes were red, and then he heard, "Poof! With a bang, a mouthful of blood was flushed out and he collapsed to the ground.

"Need to talk? Peace of mind", Liu Chang carried the door latch that was looked at as a mess, squatted beside the servant, looked at the servant with pitiful eyes, and said calmly, "Or, will you vomit for a while?" ”

"What about people? The doors are not closed! At this moment, two people walked in from the gate, this is the gentleman who took the lead yesterday and another official.

"What's going on?" When the two of them saw lying on the ground, their chests were covered with blood, they did not choose to come to the rescue, but panicked and quickly retreated to the door, the newly arrived official hurriedly drew his saber, and the gangster opened the door that had just been closed by them, and at the same time, the two looked around back to back, making preparations to escape immediately if there was a situation.

"Hey, he called you two to come here." Liu Chang stood up and beckoned to the two of them.

The two looked around for a while, making sure that there was no danger, and then leaned over step by step, and the person came, but his eyes did not dare to be the slightest sloppy, and looked around: "What's the matter?" What about people? ”

"Ah~~Ah~~" The injured man was lying on the ground, unable to say a word except "ah, ah", he could only point his finger at Liu Chang, with fear in his eyes.

"Say, what the hell is going on?" The two newcomers noticed the child standing next to them: "Where is the child, your family?" Why is it so familiar. ”

"I don't know" Liu Chang stared at the innocent eyes and looked at the new servant: "He saw me holding this"

As he spoke, Liu Chang lifted the door bolt that had been cut beyond recognition, and continued: "Just raise the knife and slash, chop, chop, chop, and finally vomit blood, and no one will listen to it." ”

"He vomited this blood himself?" The pillar servant pointed to the beam, looked at Liu Chang, and asked suspiciously.

"Well, no one touched him." Liu Chang nodded.

Cutting a deadbolt can cut yourself into blood? The pillar still couldn't believe it, so he said to the gangster, "Go and see, are there any injuries on your body?" ”

The thug came to the front of the one who was still lying on the ground, with crooked eyes and a crooked mouth, and looked carefully up and down before and after, except that he couldn't speak, there was really no injury, so he said to Zhuzi: "Brother Zhuzi, Brother Daliang is not injured." ”

"I saw it clearly, it really didn't hurt." He nodded affirmatively.

"You go inside and see if the water is spilled?"

"Brother Zhuzi, the water is not sprinkled, and the fish is also there, it seems that it is not a lock." The official began to say things that Liu Chang didn't understand.

Although he didn't understand, Liu Chang didn't interject, still holding the door bolt and looking at the two of them with a smile. One seems to have had a stroke, whether it can be recovered or not, Liu Chang's work is not finished yet. What to live? Of course, it was to rescue the housekeeper, and this job had to rely on the remaining servants, who scared him stupidly, and this job was troublesome.

"What about your people?"

"I don't know"

"Well, child, where are the people here?" Liu Chang was the only eyewitness, and he had no choice but to ask Liu Chang.

"Ah, you said they, they went to kill my mother." Liu Chang replied.

"Huh? Kill your mother? Why did they kill your mother, and your father agreed? ”

He said, "Liu Chang pointed to the person who was still lying on the ground, although he did not vomit blood, and replaced it with foaming at the mouth, and said to the pillar servant: "You guys, slaughter his mother for me, and when those people heard this, they all happily went to slaughter my mother." ”

"Big brother, big brother, are you talking? What the hell is going on here? The more the pillar listened, the more confused he became, and the official really couldn't do it, so he came to the official named Da Liang and shook the big brother with both hands who was foaming at the mouth.

But this eldest brother didn't react at all except for the sound of 'drink, drink, drink' in his throat.

"You say, why did your father kill your mother?"

"How do you know my dad is going to kill my mother?"

"Didn't you say that?"

"You said him. He's not my father. I'm not such a stupid dad. ”

"Aren't you 。。。。。?"

"Of course not..."

"And who are you?"

"I'm asking for food."

"What do you say? Are you asking for food? ”

"Brother Zhuzi, he is him, he is yesterday, that and that...

"Oh my God, you're finally remembering me." Liu Chang finally breathed a sigh of relief: "As a beggar, I hurt my self-esteem too much. ”

"Why are you here?" Once again, the pillar officials raised their vigilance and looked around. The knife in his hand trembled a little, not that he was afraid of a child, he felt that there were countless eyes staring at him in the dark, and he was like a prey trapped in a trap.

Seeing the cautious performance of this servant, Liu Chang breathed a sigh of relief, don't be like that, if you don't agree with a word, you will cut and chop, and you will have a stroke, we are reasonable and reasonable, so Liu Chang brushed his scattered hair, plucked his ears with his fingers, and continued unhurriedly:

"Ask again, ask again, are you bothered? I have no problem with you moving that old man, but it's not right for you to move my things too. ”

"What's yours?" While talking to Liu Chang, the official pointed to the gentleman and asked him to look around again.

"You can't forget it so quickly, do you? Meat, you have moved all the meat, and the old fellow will come back and give me something. Yesterday, you also heard that the old guy said that he gave me all the meat. That's my meat, you didn't even give me a piece, it's too much. ”

"Then who are you, say it quickly, otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for not leaving anyone under the knife."

"You won't cut it too, cut it, cut it, one of you is called a pillar, the other is called a beam, you two won't be brothers, right? We have something to say, but don't be like your brother, vomiting blood and bubbles. ”

The pillar didn't have the heart to listen to Liu Chang's ink, and when he saw that the gangsters had turned around, he still didn't find anything, so he no longer cared about Liu Chang, but carried a knife, clenched his fists with both hands, and made a circle:

"I don't know which one your Excellency is on, in the lower yamen tolerance, today here on business, I hope to give a convenience, the green mountains do not change, the green water flows, I hope to give a face, thank you here"

After waiting for a while, seeing that there was still no movement, he continued:

"If Your Excellency doesn't show up again, don't blame you for being ruthless."

After speaking, he deceived himself to Liu Chang's side and prepared to pick up Liu Chang as a hostage.

"I'll just say it's just me, why don't you believe it" Liu Chang dodged away and said helplessly.

"I believe you are a ghost, hurry up and let them show up, otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you" The official was a little surprised when he saw Liu Chang easily dodge, but he didn't care too much. While continuing to approach Liu Chang, he said viciously.

"Be reasonable, be reasonable, let's be reasonable," Liu Chang said while dodging.

"You're blind, what are you doing there? Catch him. The official was arrested several times, but Liu Chang dodged away. Seeing Liu Chang dodging around, the official couldn't help it for a while, so he asked the gangster to come over and help.

So, the three of them were in the yard and started a crazy chase.

"You, how did you get up" The gentleman saw Liu Chang running to the corner of the wall, using his hands and feet together, climbed up the wall in a few clicks, stood on the wall, felt that he was dazzled, rubbed his eyes, and asked.

"Can you talk well, you guys are running around, don't you get tired" Liu Chang stood on the wall, still carrying the deadbolt on his shoulder, and looked at the two people below and said.

The two people at the bottom jumped a few times, and couldn't even touch the wall, and when they were stomping left and right to find a stool or ladder or something like that, when they heard Liu Chang say this, the official also raised his head and said, "You come down, let's talk well." ”

"As you say, I'll talk well when I come down. No cheating. ”

"When you come down, you will definitely not cheat." Hearing Liu Chang say this, his heart was overjoyed, and he gave him a look, and the two of them took a few steps back at the same time, ready to catch Liu Chang as soon as he jumped.

Liu Chang was on the wall, made a gesture to jump down, looked at the two people below, quickly stopped, looked at the two of them with distrust, and said, "Are you two ready to catch me when I come?" ”

"How come, no, no, we never lie to children" The official looked at this anxious, but said with a pleasant face on the surface.

"I still can't believe it, unless you promise to give it back to me." Liu Chang shook his head and expressed disbelief.

"Okay, I'll pay you back," the official replied hurriedly.

"Give it all to me?"

"Yes, it's all for you."

"That's what you said. No remorse"

"No repentance, absolutely no repentance, whoever repents is a dog."

"Okay, get out of the way, I'm coming down. Hey, wait a minute, I'm still not at ease, you said you were a dog, and you can't really become a dog" Liu Chang made another movement and stopped again. "Are you two ready to catch me when I come?"

"Then what you say, do it. It's going down."

"If you lie to me, I'll break one of your legs."

"Okay, okay, it's okay to break both legs, you can come down quickly."

"Then how can it be done, I am a trustworthy person, and if I say one leg, I will have one leg."

"Okay, okay, one, just one, come down quickly."

Liu Chang didn't jump down, first sat down and rode on the wall, then leaned on the wall with one hand, and then turned the other foot sideways, and then hung the whole person on the wall. At this moment, the two of them ran over quickly, one grabbed one of Liu Chang's feet, pulled him down violently, and then pressed him to the ground: "Little rabbit, you are running, can't you run?" I see you're still running there. ”

Liu Chang was pressed to the ground, and he didn't struggle, just turned his head to the side and asked:

"What are you doing here?"

"Aren't you going to break one of my legs, come and fight, little rabbit cub" the official said through gritted teeth, grabbed his hair and lifted Liu Chang up, snatched the deadbolt from Liu Chang's hand, and threw it aside.

"Are you going back on your bills and don't plan to admit it?" Liu Chang looked at the deadbolt that was thrown aside, but still didn't resist, honestly, frowned, and said.

"How can we, how can we lie to the child, we are going to break your legs. Say, Who told you to come? ”

"You can't do this, you shouldn't deceive people, it's not good to deceive people."

"What's wrong with lying to you, aren't you going to break one of my legs, you're going to fight." He shook his butt proudly in front of Liu Chang, shook his head, made an exaggerated grimace, and said with a smile.

"That's what you said, you asked me to interrupt."

At this moment, the pillar suddenly saw the black shadow in front of him, and when he subconsciously let go of the hand that grabbed Liu Chang's hair to cover it, he heard a 'woo' sound of breaking wind in his ears, followed by ' When he opened his eyes, what he saw was that Xiao Budian was standing there with a smile, still carrying the deadbolt that he threw aside on his shoulder, and his attendant, the gentleman was just waiting for his eyes, looking at his left leg incredibly, and when the servant also looked at his left leg with his eyes, he found that the calf of the left leg of the gentleman was incredibly bent forward, and the leg was broken? The official hurriedly lifted the hem of his clothes and looked at it, as if it was fine, and if he moved again, it would be fine.

"You're so strong." Liu Chang cocked his thumb and said to the gentleman.

And the gentleman also subconsciously wanted to retreat, it didn't matter if he retreated, his body suddenly felt like he was stepping on the air, and when he fell to the ground all of a sudden, a heart-piercing pain drilled into his brain: "Ah!! Holding the forward bent calf and screaming.

"Be quiet, be quiet, and don't disturb the rest of your neighbors." Liu Chang made a booing motion. Frightened, the gentleman hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, and didn't dare to make a sound, and his whole face was deformed because of the pain.

"You, you, you, you, you, you, are you a ghost?" Seeing this scene, the official suddenly felt his scalp tingle, and a cool breeze rushed straight to his head from his heels, and he couldn't help but retreat.

Suddenly, he knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing: "The great immortal spares his life, the great god spares his life, and the great ghost spares his life." No, no, no, no" The official found out that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly slapped himself in the mouth a few times, and said without stopping: "Great God, great god, great god spare life."

"I don't want your life, I said okay, just break a leg, look at him" Liu Chang pointed to the thug who was over there, trembling all over, and didn't dare to shout: "It will hurt for a while, just bear with it." ”

"Great God, Great God, Great God, Great Immortal, I'm wrong, spare me, spare me."

"No, I said okay, I can't be honest, two legs, one for you and one for him, otherwise he will be angry."

"Then that and that broke his legs, but I didn't say whose legs it was at the time." The servant is the servant, he has seen the world, although he is afraid, his brain still reacts quickly, and he immediately pointed to the attendant who held his leg with one hand and covered his mouth with one hand.

"Isn't that right?"

"Anyway, you just have to smash enough old man, it doesn't matter whose it is, yes."

"You don't have an opinion," Liu Chang still smiled and looked at the gangsters.

"You straight thief, you said that you should break my two legs, Daxian, you can't listen to him." The gangsters, although they didn't shout loudly, but their conversation, but they completely heard in their ears, as soon as they heard that the official was going to break his other leg, the roots of his teeth itched, and when he saw Liu Chang asking for his opinion, he was immediately furious.

"Well, it's a real headache, why don't you discuss it first?"