Look at the sun is almost noon, this early in the morning, I am so busy that I haven't even eaten.

"How many of you"

Liu Chang said to the four half-grown children who were jumping around, "Hurry up and make food, finish eating, and move!" ”

He really didn't want to stay here, although it was not bad, but after all, this was just a warehouse for toads and toads to pile up their stolen goods, and the houses were dilapidated, especially the beds, he had to find a more comfortable one, and he always felt a sore back every day. Since this is a warehouse, let's continue to use it as a warehouse.

Now the lame one is obviously very proactive, as if he thinks of himself as the second-in-command.

"Yes, this kid can cook." Liu Chang looked at this lame leg, and his heart was overjoyed, thanks to his lack of heavy hands, this kid actually has the potential to become an imperial chef, and he doesn't have to eat cold water and soak rice every day in the future.

"Boss, there's so much stuff here?" Taking advantage of the cooking, Liu Chang led his predecessor to visit his home. Don't talk about the money, just seeing the dried meat on the shelf makes the ex drool.

"What's that called, by the way, it's called Toad, do you know his house?" Liu Chang suddenly remembered him, his leg should be almost healed, and he doesn't know if he will become lame, he was picked up by the official at the beginning, don't become lame, this kid has a ruthless energy, his eyesight is not bad, he has the minimum quality of a traitor, and there are more than 20 people under the key subordinates.

"I don't know, he took the official ticket, and he doesn't look down on us at all."

Although there is no major problem in his legs, he can only walk with a limp and a half-jump, and the inconvenience of his legs and feet does not affect his enthusiasm, and he dances and directs.

After a while, the four of them were busy with their own work, they were all civilian children, doing these things, they were familiar with the road, and they were proficient. The kung fu of a meal, this is the kung fu of a real meal, and it is by no means a small "one meal kung fu", and the meal is alive.

There was actually a chicken, and there was even rice wine!! I don't know where they got it from. After bringing all the food into the back room, they found out that the boss who was still crying just now was "staring and killing", the boss of their boss, was actually really different and extraordinary! Sitting quietly on the couch, his face expressionless, at first glance it was unfathomable.

After eating, everyone set off. The boss's boss stayed, the boss is so powerful, the boss's boss doesn't know how powerful it is, in case the boss's boss, as soon as his temper comes up, he stares and kills, he will be in trouble, stealing chickens and dogs, molesting women, fighting and brawling, they can really kill people, they still don't have the guts.

The one with the broken arm also stayed, what can he do if he goes? You can't fight, it's a burden to go, but the lame must follow, and there are thousands of guarantees, and you won't drag everyone's hind legs, so you will limp and follow.

Turning around and finally came to the destination, this is a two-entry yard, the front yard has east and west wings, and the backyard has a two-story small building, although it is not luxurious and domineering, but it is also clean and neat.

A small guy who came out of the main gate, saw a group of five people, walking majestically, frightened to turn around and ran back, and after a while six or seven people ran out of the gate, this group of people are big and small, the big one is actually in his twenties, with big shoulders and round waist, a fierce face, and bare-chested, just "the left green dragon, the right white tiger, and a little squirrel in the chest". The youngest ones are also seven or eight years old, half a head taller than the little ones. This group of people stood in front of the five of them hula, of course, the small point is not counted, the little point is not as tall as I sit, can it be regarded as a person?

"Yo he, horse manure eggs, I didn't take it yesterday, and today I asked the master to loosen your muscles and bones? Hey, what's the lame leg? Fell into the ditch? Hahaha! ”

The shirtless man said sarcastically.

"Hahaha," the six or seven laughed along suitably.

"Yesterday, the brothers confessed, there are many of you, we can't beat you."

"So what are you guys doing today? Looking for a fight! I'm very busy, I don't have time to play with you, get out! ”

"Our boss is here today, I want to meet your boss, what about the hemp face? Let him come out" The former boss who was called Horse Manure Egg pointed at a small point, raised his chest and said, and found that something was wrong, and immediately looked at the bare shoulder.

"What?" The bare shoulders followed the fingers of the horse manure, but what he saw was the little dot he had never seen: "He is your boss?"

Before Liu Chang could speak, he looked at the horse manure eggs bare-chested, and continued in a disdainful tone:

"I said horse manure, are you here to make Uncle happy today? Or are you crazy and looking for awkwardness? Roll on, Uncle doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you. As he spoke, he turned to leave.

"Huh? Do you still have someone here called awkward? I'm awkward, my nickname is awkward, I have to go in and see, who dares to call awkward. ”

Xiao Budian saw that he was despised, and he was not angry, with his hands behind his back, and walked out like a little adult: "Ah, by the way, I forgot to tell you, this house, several brothers have honored me, and I just want to change rooms, so I will come and have a look." It's good here, I'm satisfied, you can go. Don't move anything, it's all mine from now on. ”

When they saw that the little man actually spoke, they all stood in amazement and watched. This villain is funny, like a little adult, his hair is still tied in a ponytail, the clothes are too ill-fitting, too big, the top is about to mop the floor, wear the bottom? You can't bare buttocks, right?

What, you want to change rooms and go home to find your family.

"Little brat, you want to change rooms, go home to your adults, find your parents, they will change for you. Don't wander outside, it's dangerous, there are a lot of bad guys right now. Wow~~"

"What are you talking about, I didn't say it clearly, or did you not understand?"

"Whose child is this, hurry up and leave!"

That bare-shouldered man is about to go crazy by the little grinding and chirping, what is this! As soon as they saw the horse manure eggs, the boss began to "reason" again, his scalp was numb, and he hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Am I so poor at speaking in a language?" Xiao Bu nodded and looked at the group of people who were far away from him

"I haven't made my words clear?"

"It's clear, it's clear," a few attendants nodded like chickens eating millet.

"Get out! Get out!! "I'm starting to go crazy, damn, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, why did I meet this product, turn around and leave.

Suddenly, I felt that my sleeves were tight, and when I looked down, Xiao Budian was tugging at his sleeve: "You haven't given me permission yet, how can you go." If you can't be the master? Then you find someone who can call the shots, everything is easy to discuss, don't you say this? It's just that I'm in a hurry to sleep, please hurry up."

"If you don't get this thing away, don't blame my men for being ruthless!" The bare-shouldered man glared at the balls in his eyes and pointed at the horse dung eggs with his other finger.

And the horse manure and the gang immediately took a few steps back, as if they had seen a plague god.

Seeing a group of people with horse manure and eggs, they didn't pay attention to themselves at all, and this little little bit chattered endlessly, and he didn't give up, the fire started from his heart, and the courage was born to the evil side. Dahan couldn't hold back any longer, and a fan-like slap almost carried the sound of the wind and fanned towards Xiao Budian.

Poof, a very small sound, almost no one hears it. The Great Han was still, as if the wind was still, and the others were still. What's going on? Isn't there supposed to be a "pop" sound? What about that "snap"? The big man quietly looked at the extra piece of wooden stick in the palm of his hand, not thick, but as thick as a finger, passing through the palm of his hand and out of the back of his hand, standing there quietly, and there was no blood. In a moment, blood spilled from the side of the stick, ran down the palm of the hand, and dripped to the ground.

"Little brute, I'm going to kill you!!" Raising his right foot, as if with the sound of the wind, he kicked at Xiao Bu's head.

This is a real anger, if this kick is hit, not to mention a child, even an adult will either be dead or injured. In this case, there should be a figure flying out, right? Why is it still again? Big brother, why don't you move again/It may have been that you were careless and plotted just now, but now you won't 。。。。。。 again Indeed, this "again" happened again, and the center and instep of the big man were "again" wearing a wooden stick, which was about the same thickness as just now.

"Ahh

The big man finally broke down, sat on the ground, touched his right hand with one left hand, and touched his right foot, and screamed. The rest of the crowd retreated. At this time, the culprit was squatting in front of the big man for a long time,

"You see, it's not good to use your hands and feet, and it's easy to hurt people. I'm the most opposed to violence. What is there in this world that cannot be discussed? After so much blood, do you want to go back and bandage it, and by the way, invite someone who can call the shots, everyone sit down, I just want to change rooms, there is no malice. ”

With the sincere enlightenment of this demon and the gentle drizzle of care, the big man no longer had the righteous anger just now, and there were people running around, one of them lifting his feet, and the two of them supporting his upper body, and helped the big man back.

In less than a cup of tea, a group of people poured out of it. Surrounded by a middle-aged man with a pockmarked face, the horse dung eggs saw it, and they all gathered behind Xiao Budian, just now they were like a dream, no one saw what was happening, and saw that person waved his hand, kicked his foot, and then sat on the ground.

"That's you, who knows sorcery?" As soon as the pockmarked face saw the small dot, he immediately recognized him, can he not recognize it, among the people who pushed it, there was a little dot that was not as high as the water tank.

"Say me? You should be the one who can call the shots, right? ”

"I heard that you hurt my brother with sorcery?"

"Don't listen to their nonsense, there is no sorcery. I'm just here to discuss with you to change the house, this big brother accidentally injured his hands and feet, it was a pure accident, but you have to quickly find a Lang Zhong to bandage it, if you accidentally invade the wind evil, it will be troublesome. That big brother is fine. ”

"Needless to say, I must give my brother an explanation for today's incident, even if you have witchcraft, you can't hurt people like this."

"Hey, what's wrong with this world, I don't want to talk well. If you have something to say, you can discuss something, isn't it? I just want to change the house, do you agree or agree, talk about your conditions, let's sit down and discuss it well, it's not good to fight and kill, I've been timid since I was a child, I can't see bloodshed the most, and I'm still hurt and angry, do you say that's the truth? ”

"You!! Do you mean that we agree or disagree, we have to agree? ”

"Isn't this a discussion, it makes sense to go all over the world"

"Haha, okay, you draw the next way, our brother can't catch it, I'll leave immediately with my brother, if we catch it, please don't come to harass it again. But you can't use sorcery! "Hurry up and add that we don't know how to do sorcery.

It's okay to bury the villain, and now the whole Chang'an is catching the burying villain, I heard that it's useful, and it's quite smart, but it's too late now. I have to bury my talent quietly, and burying it in front of me doesn't seem to work.

"That's right, it's good to have a lot of discussion. It's still the boss who is reasonable. Let's come up with your questions, I don't want people to say I'm a bully. I'll answer, but if I can't catch it, I'll leave immediately. ”

"Okay, that's it."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

"Chasing horses? No, no, no, I can't find a horse, I don't chase a horse. Didn't you just say okay, I'll give you the title. "Just kidding, chasing horses in a race, and chasing four? The uncle got four horses, but there was no one.

"You're out, you're out." Liu Chang knew that he didn't understand idioms at all, and he didn't care about him.

Ma Yan turned around and discussed with a few dog-headed military advisors for a while, and came back and said to Liu Chang, "We don't take advantage of you, let's compare and pull."

What is Counterpull? It's tug-of-war.

"Let's send one person to play against you, whoever moves will lose! In order to prevent fraud, the two parties are not allowed to touch, just use a rope, how about it? "My face is full of pride, little example, I'm an adult, don't talk about pulling a child, just hug and report, it's strange to see if you don't lose.

"Boss, you're unreasonable, no matter how strong I am, I can't pull anything heavier than me."

"Are you going to pull it or not?" The boss's face is full of excitement and pride, a small example, just to play with you, a big fart, the milk hair has not yet faded, don't go home to feed, run out and do something, it's amazing to be magical. Hum!!

"I think so, you find two people, tie ropes around your waists, and I can pull them together in the middle, even if I win, you go; I can't pull them together, I lose, let's go. How? ”

"Okay" Dahan didn't think about it, and immediately agreed. You can't pull one, but you want to pull two? The ghost is confused.

Xiao San, also has confidence in himself, when he took a bath yesterday, the wooden barrels that were almost full didn't take much effort to move, and the bucket of water would never be lighter than a person's weight. Pulling the two of them, it is still more confident, the two of them only pull together before and after or left and right together, it is impossible to pull together in one direction, once they pull together in one direction, they will inevitably come together. Come together, hehe, you're going to lose. What if I lost? It's a big deal not to move, anyway, having a house to live in is much better than sleeping on the streets.

So, a wonderful scene appeared, Xiao Budian rolled up his long sleeves, tied the hem of his clothes around his waist, of course, there were bottoms, not bare, and the bottoms were also fixed. The two big men stood on either side with ropes tied around their waists. A miracle happened, the two adults desperately pushed to both sides, a small point still slowly pulled the rope on the small arm, the two of them got closer and closer, closer and closer, and finally, leaned together.

The people around were petrified, and there was no movement. The numb face knelt down at once, and the Portuguese were on the ground, trembling. This is not a human, definitely not a human, not only can he do witchcraft, but he even has so much strength. Those two are not children, they are absolute adults, strong men in their twenties, this is a bet, not a game, even if the other party is a child, he is going all out and does not dare to get lucky, but even so, they still lose, and it is the kind of loss that is convincing. This is God, the real God! The people around him also fell to their knees, not daring to breathe.

"Hey, I said" Xiao Budian took a few breaths and calmed his heartbeat: "Am I winning?" ”

"You guys are talking, I won, you can't go back and don't admit it, don't play it."

"Big brother, you are our big brother, take us in, we are willing to follow the big brother before and after the saddle." The hemp face is a leader, and the response is unusually fast.

Such a god is hard to find, and if you don't follow it now, there is nowhere to buy regret medicine.

"I don't have that much rice to feed you, just lend me the house to live in."

"Big brother doesn't have to worry about such a trivial matter as rice, we can support ourselves. No, no, we can also feed the eldest brother, as long as the eldest brother lets us follow you. Ask the eldest brother to take us in. ”

"Take us in" The younger brothers also followed closely, in this era, whoever has the big fist is the boss. Is age an issue? Haven't you seen those white-bearded old men kneeling down to the suckling emperor?

The ability is greater, and it has nothing to do with age.