"I don't have a heart." This is the bastard's answer to Liu Chang.

"You don't even have a heart, so what do you have?"

"I only have a central processing chip"

"Chips are not hearts yet? If it's not a heart, why is it called a chip, why not a lung piece? Liu Chang was really angry, what kind of thing, he couldn't help at all: "Take out your heart piece, I'm cutting a few slices for you, it's useless for you to keep it anyway." No wonder you're stupid, it turns out that you really lack heart. In the future, I will call you a lack of heart."

Before Liu Chang's voice fell, he heard a 'drop': "The username was changed successfully"

"You—Are you missing eyes?" Liu Chang didn't expect this bastard to like the name Lack of Heart Eye so much, and he couldn't wait.

"Yes, yes, my name is 'Missing Heart'"

"Do you want to change it back?"

"No, I think 'lack of eyes' sounds better than 'bastard'."

"Why?"

"Because, my heart really has no eyes, I think it's true, I like the name."

"The bastard is not bad, the bastard, the small ball that is mixed and round, how similar it is to you, it is tailor-made for you."

"No, I always think you're having bad intentions when you say 'bastard'."

"If you like it, it's called a lack of heart. In the future, if I have the opportunity, I will add a few more pieces of heart to you, and I don't believe that I can't get a few eyes. ”

"I don't need much heart, it's a lot of energy."

"You just say, do you want to have another heart?" Liu Chang threw out an apple without hesitation, just to see if the robot is a human being, if it is a human being, it is greedy, if there is greed, there is weakness, and if there is weakness, it is easy to control. "I think. . . But it's very energy-consuming. "The lack of heart is really a little moved.

"Is energy expensive?"

"I don't have information on that."

"Then don't worry. When you have more hearts and eyes, change the name back, bastard, what a nice name, don't be a pity. ”

"Can you not change it?"

"No, my words count."

"What does your word count? The number is infinite"

"Even if it's the largest number"

"There is no maximum, only bigger."

"Then change the name to 'bigger jerks'"

As a result, the bastard version was finally upgraded to the 'Lack of Heart Eye' version.

"It's not my fault. You don't grow a lot of money, it's definitely due to malnutrition. Hearing Liu Chang talking about why he didn't grow up, this matter had to be clarified quickly, and the missing eye slowly rose in Liu Chang's palm, floating in the air, and the voice came out.

"Not you? I didn't say anything about you, why do you look like you're empty-hearted? Liu Chang looked at the lack of heart eyes in puzzlement, and said that you lack heart eyes, you are really lack heart eyes, typical do not admit yourself: "Say! Did you do it? ”

"I really didn't do it?"

"Then why do you say, 'It's not my fault'? It's obviously a thief. ”

"It's the spoken word, and it's not my fault."

"Okay, I know it's not your fault, what do you mean by malnutrition? In the future, I will talk well, but I will be annoyed to speak badly. ”

"Malnutrition is not having enough to eat."

"If you don't have enough, you don't have enough, and you're malnourished, like I'm not a good person. What you said makes sense, some time ago, I didn't eat at all, and I didn't eat much for several days, so I must have been hungry at that time, and I have to make up for it in the future. You say, what is the best thing to eat for malnutrition? ”

"Of course, it's beef, and calcium supplements, so it's best to eat beef."

"Eat beef?!" Beef? Whoever dares to kill a cow in the entire Han Dynasty is a capital crime. Even the nobles of the palace, no one dares to say that they can eat beef if they want to, and those who can eat beef are only the emperor and a few high-ranking officials above the third grade, and all the cattle are registered, even if they kill people, they are not guilty of killing cattle. But before the words landed, his eyes immediately brightened again: "What do you say, calcium supplements?" Can you grow with calcium? Is there calcium in cattle? ”

What is calcium, Liu Chang doesn't care, now he is most concerned about being able to grow taller, the temptation of the second half of the sentence made him forget the first half of the sentence If the cow can't be killed, only if he can grow taller, not to mention killing the cow, it is killing ...... There seems to be nothing more precious than a cow.

Which whole cow is on it? Liu Chang's head is now full of fat cows and pieces of delicious beef.

Seeing that the sun had already risen, Liu Chang didn't care about seeing any beautiful scenery, so he raised his legs and ran down the mountain. But after running a few hundred steps, he hurriedly ran back, and when he lifted the two stone locks that had been used to increase the weight of the mountain, he ran quickly down the mountain.

"I said that I lack an eye, my aunt asked me to increase the intensity of training, do you know how to increase it?" After dinner, Liu Chang sat on the couch with satisfaction, found a bamboo skewer and pulled out his teeth, the beef was delicious, but it was a little stuffy. This bit of beef was something he worked hard to get from the homes of two court officials, not to mention, the kitchen of the Prime Minister's Mansion is the kitchen style of Bilangzhong, and the beef is still fresh.

"Yes," replied the Heartless Eye.

"What happens if I don't pass the test?"

"I don't know"

"I really don't know?"

"yes, I don't know."

"You can increase the intensity of training with a flash of light?"

"Yes"

"You say, when will I be able to raise the crown?" Liu Chang finally asked his own question in a way that he could fully understand, what is strength and evolution, he didn't understand it at all, and he didn't dare to ask; When I asked, I didn't understand more.

Lifting the tripod is the most straightforward, at the beginning, Xiang Yu relied on the trick of the overlord to lift the tripod, and the Quartet was powerful. As long as you can do it yourself.

"What are you doing? There are many kinds of tripods, which kind do you want to give? ”

"Don't worry about it, the heaviest one, just say if I can lift it." Liu Chang was a little eager to try, he knew his strength, but he didn't know how big this power was, the only way he thought of testing it was to --- like Xiang Yu, and being able to lift the top is a manifestation of strong strength.

"Can't!" Two cold words popped out of the eyes of the missing heart.

"What you said is so lively, I can't even compare to Xiang Yu." Hearing such a crisp answer from the missing heart, Liu Chang was hit a lot at this time, and even his spirit was a little sluggish, which also hit his confidence.

"Xiang Yu? He only lifted more than 400 catties, and the largest tripod was 56,000 catties. The lack of heart and eyes still said without emotion: "You are talking about the heaviest tripod, and you are not talking about Xiang Yuju's tripod." ”

"It's only more than 400 pounds." Liu Chang sighed, now he carries a stone lock of two hundred catties every day, runs up the mountain, and it is not like playing to lift four hundred catties, and the big hero in his mind is nothing more than this:

"It's going to be tested soon, and I'm going to have to find something to try it out and see if I can get through. Let's go, I'll find a tripod too. ”

In February of the fourth year of Zhenghe, Ding You, Yongxian County was cloudless and thunderous three, meteorite two, black as black.

This is the record of the history books, and the truth of history is that on the third day of the second lunar month, Liu Chang came to Yongxian County according to the guidance of the lack of heart. Yong, is the former Qin Dynasty of the Longxing land, the first emperor coronation place. After the first emperor unified Liuhe, the whole country searched for the immortal cave mansion, the secret realm of immortals, and collected all kinds of elixir secret recipes and mysterious things, in a vain attempt to live forever. This meteorite was discovered by the First Emperor from an island in the East China Sea when he was touring the world. Because since ancient times in China, there are Penglai, Dongying, and Abbot three immortal mountains in the East China Sea, the three immortal mountains are mysterious and beautiful, ethereal, come and go with the wind, looming, the clouds hide their faces, and the waves cover their traces, only the immortals with deep and square roots can board the three fairy islands and see those mysterious fairies on the island.

After discovering the meteorite, the First Emperor thought that he had found the key to the Immortal Island, so he transported it back to Xianyang and placed it in the former capital of Yongcheng, so that the monks could study it all night, so that they could board the Immortal Island in the future and rank in the Xianban. Xiandao was not found, but Xu Fu took advantage of this opportunity to earn three thousand boys, virgins, and countless treasures, and disappeared, but the stone has been preserved to this day.

Meteorites are the hardest thing in the world at present, but they are the most common existence in the universe. Liu Chang's assessment question is to use his flesh and blood to smash it to verify the strength and explosiveness of his body. Liu Chang stood in front of the huge meteorite, which was several feet taller than him, holding his breath. Through these five months of devilish training, I can only insist on counting the time to the time I can stick to one stick of incense, and increase the intensity of irradiation to 3 thousandths. The hardships are only known to Xiao Budian, although from the appearance, Xiao Budian is still that Xiao Budian, although he has risen two years old, his appearance has not changed in the slightest, which makes Xiao Budian feel depressed.

Liu Chang's left and right legs were slightly separated, and then his left foot slowly moved forward, and his toes firmly pressed against the gap in the stone floor; Then the left foot supports the body hard, the right foot slides back until it steps back on the base of the stone foundation of a beam, then the right leg is slowly bent, the weight of the whole body is pressed on the right leg, the left arm is bent in front of the chest, the right hand is closed at the waist, and the hand is wearing a silver glove that seems to emit a faint cold light. After the action was ready, I saw Liu Chang exhale a breath, take a deep breath, and suddenly exert force in his right leg, the entire stone pier trembled slightly, and the person was like an arrow from the string, shooting forward, and at the same time, the right hand that was closed in the waist was like a silver lightning, and at the same time, with a muffled sound of 'poof', the whole boulder was actually just shaking, and it was not damaged at all.

What's going on? Liu Chang's heart suddenly cooled half, and when he looked at his right hand, his entire right arm was a little numb, and the gloves on his hand were intact. Before I came, I tried it on a boulder, even if it was a boulder, it couldn't withstand the power of my punch, even if it was a meteorite, it couldn't be undamaged.

"You can choose to give up and end the mission." The cold voice of the missing eyes sounded beside him.

"No!" Liu Chang circled around the meteorite, the punch just now hit the root of the meteorite, and after a careful observation, there were still very slight traces on the part of the blow, Liu Chang decided to try again: "How many chances do I have?" ”

"Three times can't be done, you're going to be eliminated, you've already used it once, and there are two more. If you give up now, ten days later, there will be one more chance. "Heartless eyes are like a machine, telling a fact without emotion.

"Good! I can't pass this pass today, and I won't be able to pass it in ten days, I don't believe it, I can't smash it! Liu Chang observed the focus point again and decided to move the focus point up and hit the middle of the meteorite.

With another sound, the meteorite still stood still, but when Liu Chang came to observe, Liu Chang's heart was much more relieved, this punch was much more effective than the first punch, and there were many small cracks at the focus point. It seems that there is something wrong with the place of his first punch, and he should not hit the bottom, but the upper part.

The third time, Liu Chang took a few deep breaths, and when he completely recovered his strength, in the same way, cracks appeared in the cornerstone of the beams and pillars that he was pedaling, and with a low roar, the silver fist shadow accurately smashed into the head of the meteorite, and with the fist shadow, accompanied by a crisp sound, the whole meteorite broke off from the crack in the middle and fell to the ground, and the lower half of the meteorite, because of the strong vibration, the foundation was loose, and it also fell to the side.

"Grade C, qualified" The mechanical voice sounded without a heart.

Soon after Liu Chang slipped out of the main hall, the guards of the Yonghuang Palace rushed in and found that the originally intact meteorite was broken, and they immediately panicked.

"What's going on? What was that? A team leader-like person came out from behind, and when he saw the fragments that were shattered in one place, in fact, there were only two pieces, and he was also shocked: "Who did this?!"

The guards stared at each other with wide eyes, and the meaning was obvious: I didn't do it.

"Search for me!"

The search lasted for nearly two hours, and nothing was found, what can I do? This Yongdu officials, large and small, were alarmed, this stone is not only the treasure of the first emperor, but also the treasure of the current emperor, and now, the emperor's treasure is broken, and it will be killed.

"How did you find out?" Yongduwei's eyes were red, and he asked about the process of the case again.

"We were patrolling outside the temple when we heard three pops from inside the hall... And then there are two clangs... The squad leader stated again.

"Why three pop-pops? And there are two bangs? "Strange Yongdu Lieutenant, strange method of judging cases.

"Lord Commander, I think, the two bangs should be, maybe it, the sound of a stone hitting the floor" The sweaty squad leader, although I don't know why this captain is entangled in three "poof" and two "poof", but he is also well versed in the way of officialdom, that is: the leader's mind, you must not guess.

"What about poof, poof, poof?"

"This subordinate doesn't know."

"Are you sure it's poof?" The lieutenant stared at the squad leader's eyes, not daring to let go of the slightest.

"Are you sure it's poof" Lieutenant asked again, so that the tip of the squad leader's heart was in a cold sweat, what puff, no one heard any puff, just heard a 'bang', the sound of the stone breaking, and the sound of the puff, puff and puff stone landing, and when they rushed over, it was already what everyone saw, and I don't know which one opened the scoop on his mouth, and said what he said puff puff three times. But now, whether there is a puff or not, it must be puff, otherwise, you say that I didn't hear the puff sound, then the lieutenant asked, what sound did you hear, what did you say? You say, I didn't hear that?

"Are you really sure it's poof?" The Lieutenant asked again.

"Like、Maybe poof, poof, poof" The team leader's forehead began to sweat.

"Yes is yes, no is no! What do you mean by yes, maybe!"

"Ah, my subordinates remembered, it's Bang Bang" The team leader also had a flash of inspiration in his mind, poof, puff

"Are you sure it's Bang Bang?" The lieutenant remained silent and continued to ask.

"Look at the head of the subordinate, the subordinate confirmed that it was a click, click, and three thunderbolts!" The team leader finally understood what the captain meant, this is to let God take the blame. That's right, let God take the blame, whoever dares to disagree, if you don't believe it, you will arrest God and ask, you can go!

"Sure enough, three clattering thunderclaps?"

"Subordinates are confirmed!"

"Okay, go write a fact sheet and hand it in. There were three thunderbolts on a sunny day, and sure enough, the power of the sky was endless. ”

As for why the three thunderbolts only broke the meteorite, but the roof was intact, it is not something that we mortals can understand, the gods have their own immortal means, how can mortals with the naked eye guess.