"Fool, be nimble, we're robbing, not bullshit." Seeing his subordinates, he surrounded the car, but he didn't do it for a long time, and the head of the house was unhappy and urged loudly.

"Boss, boss" One of the people surrounding the car said with a trembling voice: "Really, robbery? I, we, no, haven't robbed. Yes... No, it will be... Killed? ”

Another person said: "That's it, we just came to tease the little lady, not to mention robbery." ”

"Boss, didn't you say that you dare to kill someone? Still... Or are you coming..."

Seeing that his authority was being questioned, the boss naturally couldn't pretend to be a bear, and said with a stiff neck: "I, of course I dare to kill someone, not today, I calculated today, I shouldn't see blood today." Another day, I'll kill one of them for you to see. ”

"Hey! Feed!! Liu Chang was angry and laughed at these people, he really let them come to rob, these people are good, they forgot about the person who was robbed, they really felt ashamed, so he said loudly: "You still can't rob, what so much nonsense, hurry up, we have to hurry after the robbery, grinding and chirping, it's really delaying." ”

The only man with a knife slapped the knife on the surface: "Little brat, get out of the way, do you know who I am?" Believe it or not, I chopped you up with this big knife! ”

Liu Chang said: "Otherwise, you can discuss whether to rob or not." Let me know when you've discussed it. ”

"If you let me rob, I will rob? Who are you, you don't rob today, what can you do to me! The man who took the knife put the knife on his shoulder again, looked at the sun that had just risen, and said to the boss: "Boss, it's too late today, and there is no place to bury the murder, so let's do it another day." ”

"Well, well" The Boss also looked at the sun and agreed.

"You wait, today's boss is kind, count you lucky, hum! Don't let us meet you again" The crowd just like that, hula la and all left.

"That's leaving?" Mrs. Gouyi, who had been frightened, heard that there was no movement outside, and quietly opened the corner of the door curtain, except for Liu Chang, there was no one there, it felt too unreal, as if in a dream: "Now, even the robbers are so moralistic?" ”

"They are all gentlemen, how dare they really rob! If they are scared away, they take a bargain; They didn't get off the run, and they didn't have any losses, this is called looking at the wind thief" Liu Chang jumped into the car, sat in the original driver's position, explained to the grandmother, and then, raised the long whip, pulled up a crisp whip in the air, and with a 'drive', the carriage started slowly.

The danger was inexplicably lifted, and Gou Yi wanted to be cheerful, watching Liu Chang throw the whip 'pop', he also felt itchy hands, and said to Liu Chang a little embarrassed: "Little San, can you... Shall I drive? ”

"You can drive?"

"Of course, but I've driven... Ox carts..."

"You, you, who do you say she is?" When Bing Ji listened to Liu Chang's explanation, he was so frightened for the first time that he couldn't possess his body, and even when he saw the illness flying around his head, he was not shocked today, and stole the emperor's little wife, which he never even dreamed of, which was too lawless, and said dumbfounded: "I don't know you, you let me live a few more days." ”

"What then? You can't kill her again, can you? I can't do it, how can I say that she is also mine...... Grandmother. Liu Chang smiled evilly: "Otherwise, if you come to kill, I won't see it." ”

Bing Ji glared at Liu Chang, and immediately wilted again: "Do you know what I regret the most in my life?" Before Liu Chang could answer, Bing Ji continued: "What I regret the most is being nosy, you said, I didn't meet you, how good it would be for me to be my edict captain happily." Since I met you, lightning and thunder have thundered almost every day. You all dare to steal the emperor's Jieyu, what do you say you don't dare, do you know what Jieyu is? That's the Queen-to-be! Please, let me live a little longer. ”

At Bing Ji's suggestion, he chose Luoyang, and handed over many future matters to Bing Ji to deal with, and the expenses were temporarily paid by Bing Ji.

When he knew that Bing Ji had not yet taken out Liu Chang's treasure, Liu Chang's trust in Bing Ji deepened again.

When everything was in order, Liu Chang's aunt and nephew came to the depths of Shanglin Yuan and returned to Mount Everest in their own flying machine.

In the northwest corner of Chang'an City, a dilapidated compound is where Liu Chang chased stolen goods. Back then, as compensation, the stolen goods and the entire courtyard were given to Liu Chang, and after Liu Chang returned the housekeeper's property, the rest was left here. Later, when he became a helper, this became Liu Chang's personal secret warehouse.

There is an old couple who are the caretakers taken in by Liu Chang, and the whole courtyard is still so dilapidated, and the courtyard is overgrown with weeds. When the old couple saw Bing Ji coming alone, they didn't speak, opened the door and left by themselves.

Entering the inner courtyard, I turned into the side of the main hall, which was extremely dark and dusty. Removing the wooden table on the low collapse and the worn bamboo mat spread on the couch, a whole wooden board appeared, and when the wooden board was lifted, there was a square opening, and a copper staircase reached into the bottom.

What is Copper? Copper is money! Copper is used to make ritual utensils, and this loser actually uses it to make handrails, or handrails in the basement: "There is money to burn!" ”

This is Bing Ji's most pertinent evaluation of Liu Chang.

According to Liu Chang's instructions, Bing Ji went down the ladder and lit a torch for lighting on a stone wall.

If it weren't for Liu Chang's explanation, no one would think that this was the place where Liu Chang hid his treasure. Underneath the torches were six stone bricks sticking out, and some debris was placed on the bricks. After Bing Ji cleared the debris, he pushed the stone bricks into it according to the order of Liu Chang's explanation, then took off the torch and came to the left wall, pushed hard, the whole wall moved slowly, opened a crack, and along the crack in the door, Bing Ji entered inside. When Bing Ji saw the things inside by the light of the torch, he not only scolded:

"Liu Chang, you are a scourge"

A huge room, just one thing: gold. Almost the entire room was piled up, at least hundreds of thousands of gold. He has only been a helper for a few years, and he has accumulated such a huge fortune that if he is allowed to become an official in the court, he will not be allowed to move the treasury home. The annual income of the entire Han Dynasty was only a few million gold, and after deducting expenses, there was almost no surplus. This scourge is scattered and the rest here is also millions of gold, a small beggar gang, actually more money than the treasury, which is this beggar gang, is it good to call the money gang.

After reading it, Bing Ji retreated empty-handed, no way, such a huge treasury can only let it stay here, he has no place to place the gold.

When the old couple saw Bing Ji gone, they didn't say anything, but just closed the dilapidated door tightly.

Bing Ji thought that Liu Chang was very rich, but he didn't expect him to be so rich! There is another point, Bing Ji would never have imagined that most of this money was obtained by Liu Chang by looting the treasury and the Chang'an Mansion, if Bing Ji knew, he would never want to sleep peacefully in his life.

The aunt and nephew returned to the nest, and according to the records of the portable equipment, the base did not give a specific punishment, only a warning, not to close contact with the observed species, and not to interfere with the evolutionary process of the observed species.

Liu Chang once again entered the boring adaptive training and transformation, this time the training transformation is critical, Baidu mark and zero air pressure. Of course, breathing oxygen is a must, which is necessary for life with a carbon structure, just to reduce the degree of dependence. This is to challenge the limits of carbohydrate structure species, to stimulate the potential of carbon lifeforms, so that life structures can maintain normal activity at the critical point of temperature and air pressure.

The training and transformation plan is quite rigorous, and the daily increase in intensity and the amount of increase in every minute and second are strictly controlled and adjusted in time according to the reaction of the body.

The diet is also strictly controlled, and no food produced in the base is allowed, and the first consequence of this requirement is that Liu Ling is unemployed! Because her nephew can no longer eat the delicious food she makes, although there is no restriction on her, she has no interest in going out hunting and catching rabbits, so she has to eat those inexplicable mechanism products with her nephew.

"Three" Liu Ling sat on a back chair outside the cabin, this back chair was made by Liu Chang himself, especially for his aunt. It is already Liu Ling's daily habit for her aunt to go outside the cabin door and talk to him every day, and Liu Chang saw that her aunt was standing every day, so she referred to the appearance of the stool and added a backrest to the stool. Liu Ling now regards this chair as a treasure, and holds it wherever she goes. When the three sisters saw it, they were envious and pestered Liu Chang every day, insisting that Liu Chang make one for them. Of course, Liu Chang is not hypocritical about his efforts. If you can find some work, Liu Chang is also very happy. And so, there was a spectacle of four women, as long as they gathered, all in unison, each holding a chair. Now, Liu Ling is sitting on the chair, still embroidering the upper of the shoe in her hand, embroidering for Liu Chang, according to Liu Chang's estimate, there should be dozens of pairs, Liu Ling is embroidering, chatting with Liu Chang without a word:

"You say, how is Jieyu now?" A few days ago, Liu Ling knew from her sisters that Liu Fuling had succeeded to the throne as emperor, although she was sad that she couldn't see her father for the last time, but she had no choice but to let it go. Zhao Jieyu is Liu Fuling's biological mother, and when she thinks of her father, she can't help but think of this poor queen mother who lives among the people.

"Well, don't worry, Bing Ji is still very reliable."

"I'm not worried about her, I'm just curious, what will she think when she knows that her son has succeeded her?"

"What else can you think, scratch your heart and scratch your liver."

"You say, will she rush to the palace at all costs? After all, she is the queen mother, and no one dares to stop her. ”

"Probably not, she said that she is the queen mother, who believes it? Besides, Bing Ji will not let this happen, it will shake the government and the opposition. If she really rushes into the palace stupidly, she has only one ending: to die again. ”

"You say, will she get married? After all, she is still very young. Hey~~ You say, will she marry Bingji, will Bingji marry her? Zhao is a beauty. ”

"Probably not. Bing Ji knows Gou Yi's identity, that is, the Zhao family has this heart, and Bing Ji does not dare to have this courage. ”

"Speaking of which, this Zhao family is quite pitiful."

"She found it herself."

"That being said, I still think she's quite pathetic."

"Does she have pity for me? You look at me now, in this jar all day long, my greatest pleasure right now, to be able to fart and smell it myself. Even farting is a luxury now. ”

"What you're saying is disgusting."

"Hey~ Auntie, when did you learn to embroider? I think your embroidery looks pretty good. ”

"Really? Really good-looking?! ”

"It's really beautiful, you see, how similar that duck is, like it's alive."

"You say, this is a duck?! How can this be a duck, I obviously embroider a mandarin duck? ”

"Huh?! Auntie, is it raining outside today? How do I hear the commotion. ”

......

Three times, nearly eleven years after the earth, Liu Chang has 270 minutes of base time, that is, more than fifteen days of rest and adaptation period, in layman's terms, holiday! It's time to go out and hapi.

In the past ten years, it has been almost like a prison cell, but fortunately, he has been constantly instilled with all kinds of knowledge, not knowing everything, but also firmly remembering. There is also what Liu Chang likes to do the most: games, video games, are simply the best artifacts to kill time and waste life.

You can play with the central computer, or you can play with your aunt and the four beauties, if you don't have this artifact, Liu Chang estimates that he would have gone crazy.

My aunt had already prepared all kinds of delicacies, but the brown-haired aunt didn't come back from work, and the other two neighbors also called. One white and one black, contrasting with each other. The inside of the base can't be barbecued, it's still at the foot of the mountain, Liu Chang personally smoothed a boulder, yes, just wipe it, wipe it with a metal glove on his hand, and around it, he also wiped out eight stones to squat and use as a seat. Originally, they were all there, but there were only five of them. Although the central computer has concluded that there will be no more chosen sons on this planet, the four, including Liu Chang himself, still have a slight hope and leave their positions together.

Now, except for Liu Chang, there is no one to sit on, it is cold, and the four of them have their own special seats-back chairs. After a meal of steaming and barbecue, drinking and meat, each went home.

"What are the arrangements for the past ten days? You can't just stay in a cave, right? The aunt spoke first, she was more boring than Liu Chang and more boring than the other three sisters.

No matter what the four of them say, they have their own things, especially the three sisters, who know that they are in vain, but they are also very busy. Liu Chang, she hardly saw each other a few times, she always stayed in the test cabin, and she was tired of playing games, if she hadn't gone to Liu Chang's cabin from time to time to take a look at her nephew, she would have almost forgotten what kind of animal a person was.

"Go, must go, spacious place, to a place where you can't see the edge at a glance. My eyes are almost useless. I still have to verify that I still can't speak, and if I can understand what those people are saying. Liu Chang immediately agreed, his aunt and three big and small girls were nagging, and he even had to smell his own farts.

"Which place? I knew Chang'an. I used to go around, but I was always on a flying machine and never fell behind. ”

"What year is it?"

"It should be the middle of March of the year of the Lunar New Year"

"What solar terms"

"The valley rain has just passed, and it has not yet begun summer"

"Look at the sea first, look at the sea, sit on the beach and watch the sea" Liu Chang was the first to propose, staying in the small room all day, too aggrieved.

"Well, watch the sea, watch the sunrise by the sea, eat seafood." Liu Ling also immediately agreed, in fact, she would agree no matter where she went, as long as she was not in this quiet hole, even if she went to the river to catch fish.

"You wait for me, I'll go and go back"

This "go and go back", Liu Chang thinks that he is absolutely wrong, according to his understanding, it should be "go and go back" and her aunt's understanding is definitely "go。。。。。。 Go...... Ah, that's it。。。。。 Again". It's been almost an hour, and I haven't seen the word "back" yet. When she does come back, it will definitely be an hour later. She was still dragging a huge suitcase and wearing a wide-brimmed hat that Mary had given her.

"Auntie, you... Not ready to come back ... Finish? Liu Chang asked uncertainly, what kind of going out to play is definitely moving.

"Who said I wasn't coming back, why didn't I come back?" Liu Ling also wondered, what does this mean?

"Are you sure you're not moving, you're going out?"

Liu Ling said: "No matter what I move, I have changed clothes here, and I have brought some money." I didn't wear any of the clothes I got back last time, so I'm wearing them this time. ”

Liu Chang knew that these clothes were personally moved out of the old emperor's palace, and they were all the daily necessities of those concubines, of course, all of them were high-quality products. But for ordinary concubines, it may be valuable, but for Liu Ling, it is not necessarily, Liu Chang was a little puzzled, and then said: "Auntie, you are the eldest princess, will you lack clothes?" ”

Liu Ling smiled and said mysteriously: "Three, you don't understand this, you don't have to wear clothes, but you have to carry them." ”

“。。。。。。” This theory is very profound, and in terms of the height of the junior, I really can't understand it.

"Last time, the rouge gouache I brought back couldn't be used, I was alone all day, and no one looked at the makeup, but today I opened it and saw that it was all hairy. I didn't even wear makeup today, and I must have been laughed at when I was seen in Luoyang. Three, you show your aunt, this is like this, and these shoes" Liu Ling turned around in front of Liu Chang, hoping that her nephew could give some advice.

"Well, that's good." Liu Chang pretended to look at it seriously, how dare he not look at it, let alone give an opinion, Liu Chang absolutely believed that as long as he dared to hesitate a little, his aunt would dare to spend another two hours going back to change clothes, so he didn't even think about it, and immediately spoke.

"Also, you look at the hat, Mary gave it to me, isn't it weird that I carry it? Mary said, "All their noble ladies wear this, do I look good when I wear it?" Liu Ling held her hat with her hand again and asked for Liu Chang's opinion.

Liu Chang hurriedly nodded his head like a hen eating grain: "Well, it's good-looking, good-looking." ”

The unthinking praise finally aroused Liu Ling's suspicions: "You won't be perfunctory to me, right?" At first glance, it was perfunctory to me. ”

Liu Chang had an alarm bell in his mind, and quickly found a reason for looking good: "I didn't perfunctory you, it's really good-looking." It can also shelter from the wind and rain, and can also shelter from the sun. ”

"The hat that shelters the wind, the rain, and the sun. If you say that, it's definitely not good-looking. ”

"It's really good-looking, at first glance, it's outstanding, like a fairy."

"Don't lie to me?"

"I kid you not."

"And this..." Liu Ling stretched out her arm to continue to ask Liu Chang for her jewelry ring.

"Sister, can we go?"

"Who is your sister, no big or small, called aunt!"

"Yes, Auntie, can we go?" Liu Chang accompanied him carefully.

"Why aren't you leaving? How old are you, you're in your teens, and you're still grinding, go fast, it's almost dawn. ”

"Come on" Liu Chang finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You always sit down, go you!" ”