The next day. Bing Ji sent someone to get the token, of course, the token is a small jade hook, this is Mrs. Gouyi's famous work, carry it with you.

also left a carriage for their aunt and nephew, and the emperor was not a consultant, but a special emperor for the yamen, who knew Luoyang better than those counselors, and lived on the map.

"What's there to do in Luoyang?" Liu Chang sat on the right side of the car and accosted the emperor. Liu Chang has the legacy of his father, and he has no concept of dignity and inferiority. There are still a few days, but you have to be relaxed and relaxed, these few days of bad things almost ruined your rare vacation.

"Fun place? It's not fun. "The emperor is a middle-aged man, perhaps because he has been exposed to the wind and sun all year round, and his skin is dark. Hearing Liu Chang say that he wanted to find a fun place, he scratched his head and said, "What is fun, what does Childe want to play?" ”

"Fun..."Now, it's Liu Chang's turn to scratch his head, fun is fun, but how to explain fun: "Fun is where you usually go when you are okay at home." ”

"Are you okay? How can there be nothing to do at home, except for sleeping..."The old man who drove the car muttered to himself, wondering when he was fine, he was going to be a royal for the yamen, and when he went home, he had to hurry up and wait for his few acres of land, as if there was nothing to do at all, his eyes opened, he was busy lighting the lamp, thinking of lighting the lamp, he seemed to understand all of a sudden, and said: "Ah, Gongzi wants to see where I sleep?" ”

Thinking of this, he said with some embarrassment: "The place where I sleep is very tattered, but I don't dare to stain the eyes of the nobles." As he spoke, as if he understood something, his eyes actually lit up a little: "You won't... I have a daughter, Coco, but she's already married, isn't that a child..."

Liu Chang heard that the more he said, the more outrageous it became, he jumped up in fright, and hurriedly went over to cover his mouth, good guy, if you keep talking, you will have one more father-in-law, and your aunt can sit in the car: "What nonsense are you talking about?" It's like I'm going to rob your daughter! ”

Although his mouth was covered, the voice of the emperor still came out angrily: "It's her blessing that Childe can rob her!" I'm going to her in-law's house to take a leave of absence! ”

There was also a silver bell-like laughter and coughing in the carriage, and my aunt laughed.

Liu Chang was angry, let go of his hand, and said, "Who is going to rob her, why should I rob her!" I was asking you. When you have nothing to do, do you just sleep? ”

The emperor turned his head, looked at Liu Chang, and said a little strangely: "Yes, what can you do if you don't sleep." ”

The topic finally returned to the topic, and Liu Chang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Don't you take your wife and children out for a walk and have fun?" ”

"Do you have a job, but you still walk around and play everywhere? Can't kill him! ”

It seems that he can't find the answer in him, Liu Chang can only start with others and say: "Then tell me, those officials, where do they go when they take your car, and what are they doing?" ”

"I didn't do anything, I just picked up and gave people away" The emperor suddenly seemed to understand what Liu Chang meant: "Ah, I remember, they often go to the song and dance workshop, little boy, do you also go to the song and dance workshop, I'll send you there!" I heard that it was the most fun there, but it was too early to go now, they only went at night, and I will pick them up in the morning. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, for the happiness of his daughter and for himself to have a happy old age, the emperor added, "Childe, what about my daughter?" ”

"I already have eight wives, don't think about your daughter!"

"Maybe, if you can't be a concubine, you can be a girl in the room, it's okay..."The royal is still a little unwilling, in this life, I finally saw a high branch, and even the long envoy ran errands, can this branch be low, I don't want to give up easily.

"Don't speak! Driving! Liu Chang was also angry, what is this called.

"But, Childe, where are we going?"

"Follow the road, go forward, keep walking!"

"Childe ......"

"Shut up!!"

Liu Chang turned around and got into the carriage, not wanting to see this goods, who is it. But as soon as I entered it, I saw my aunt's red face, which was a smile that had to be held back with much strength, and after thinking about it, she came out again and sat in the same place.

The ride of the horse is not just four horses, it is powerful; It was very luxurious and comfortable, although the gallop road had been a little tattered after years of wind and rain, but sitting in the car, there was still no big bumps, and after the carriage, there was smoke and dust all the way behind.

After about an hour, a large post station finally appeared in front of it, and a hostel was built to accommodate passing business travelers.

When Liu Chang and the others got out of the car, they found that there were still a lot of people, most of them businessmen, and a few tourists.

"There are a lot of lively places, it's spring, and there are big girls and little daughters-in-law everywhere. It's a pity that Childe is too young! Haha" Hearing Liu Chang's inquiry, a few scholars who traveled to study and looked like a scholar said with a smile: "There is a temple of the Queen Mother in Xishan, which is the most lively now, many talented people and talented women are holding a literary meeting, and I heard that Lord Sima also came back then." ”

"Which Lord Sima?" Sima Ke has two, and now they are both old men, one Sima Qian, and the other Sima Xiangru. If it was the former, Liu Chang decided to give up, an old-fashioned place like it, what a good place can be.

"Of course, it's the merry and talented Sima Xiangru, and Sima is a great talent." The scholar Yao shook his head, looked disgusting, and said.

Another scholar said sourly beside him: "It's a pity, I heard that this lady of Lord Sima is a wine seller, how could Lord Sima marry a merchant girl who sells wine?" ”

"What do you know, Wen Jun is a Lujia wine, this is a good story."

Liu Chang originally wanted to take a break at this post station, after all, his aunt had been bumping in the car for more than an hour. But as soon as I saw these two people, one was inexplicably fake worship, and the other was even more self-righteous and really poor, just because I asked which Sima it was, maybe the two would fight, I felt too bad.

Whether other people's wives sell alcohol or not, it doesn't matter what you do. If you are envious, let your wife also sell wine; You are disgusted, you don't marry the daughter of a merchant, it's not over, what's there to argue about.

"This holiday, it's really disturbing, I encountered bed bugs!" Liu Chang jumped on the wheel and pointed to the west: "To the west, go to the West Queen Mother Temple"

The road was not far away, and in less than half an hour, I saw a street sign. Following the instructions of the street signs, when they arrived at their destination, Liu Chang even had the idea of scolding.

This is the famous West Queen Mother Temple? A dry base courtyard wall, a dry base earthen house, and the lintel is dryly written "West Queen Mother Temple". This queen mother is too shabby.

As soon as Liu Chang got out of the car, there was a kind of deceived hurry, Queen Mother, Queen Mother, you are also a great god, not to mention the splendor, at least get a few tiled houses, look at the roof of your old man's house, the thatch is almost gone.

My aunt happily went in, and after a while she came out, and there was nothing in it except a tablet.

The surroundings are not bad, this is a spacious flat land, although the trees are not towering, but they are also tall and straight, and the canopy covers the sky. There are several thatched gazebos scattered around the perimeter.

In the distance, the canopy can not cover the place, but also flowers spread the ground, the air also wafts the fragrance of this flower, it is already afternoon, the red men and green women in the forest and the flowers, three or three twos, although it can not be said, the visitors are like weaving, and the figure is surging.

The phoenix returns to his hometown and travels all over the world to seek his phoenix.

When there is nothing to do, he Wu will ascend to the hall tonight.

There is a beautiful lady in the orchid room, and the room is poisonous to my intestines.

What is the fate of the neck for the mandarin ducks, each other and the cheeks soar together.

Someone is actually plagiarizing Sima Dacaizi's "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix"? Liu Chang and the others followed the sound, and under a big tree, there were sixteen or seventeen people sitting around, all of them were young people, men and women, kneeling upright on a straw mat. A young man with a wooden crown, standing in the middle, is he plagiarizing, uh, reciting.

When they saw a beautiful woman in palace costume and a child coming, they all got up and bowed.

"You didn't recite this poem correctly" Liu Chang came to the young man with a wooden crown with his hands behind his back and square steps, looking like a master.

"Please advise the child" The young man with the wooden crown is also polite, maybe in the face of the beauty.

"Do you know what happened to Sima Caizi at that time? It was a destitute man. At that time, he couldn't even eat a full meal, how could he be in the mood to write love poems and sing love songs, do you know what he was thinking most at that time? Liu Chang, who is the old god, said seriously.

"What do you think?" The surrounding scholars were stunned.

"Boiled goose in an iron kettle" Liu Chang answered this question very seriously.

"Hahaha" The surroundings immediately burst into laughter, and even Liu Ling couldn't help laughing.

"What is the testimony of Childe?" asked another man in fancy clothes, all of whom asked mockingly.

"Of course there is, the one just now is the proof, this poem is like this.

Feng Xi Feng Xi wants to stew soup, and travel all over the world to find the kettle.

I haven't found it yet, and He Wu is in Sitang tonight.

There is a beautiful lady to help, I will pick up the goose feathers and wash your intestines.

He brought in the whole, and only one pot of soup was left when it was served.

"Look at it, poor Sima Caizi, he didn't even eat meat, he only drank some soup."

"Hahaha" Before Liu Chang finished speaking, one by one the men either bent over and bowed their legs, patted their chests or rolled to the ground and screamed that they couldn't breathe, and one lady fell into the arms of another lady. Even my aunt squatted on the ground, rubbing her stomach with her hands.

Only Liu Chang was standing, his face full of puzzlement: "What's so funny about stewing a pot of soup?"

As soon as these words came out, the laughter became louder.

"Hahaha, is this a matter of hahaha a pot of soup? Heheha, you, you said Zhuo Wenjun, haha, stealing, stealing. Hahaha, Sima Da... One of the adults, a goose. And still give the soup to 、、、 and give it back to him? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I'm also angry, I can't get up, 、、、. ”

"What do you know? Why did Zhuo Wenjun marry Sima Xiangru, that is, Sima Xiangru pestered her every day, begging for the goose, but Miss Zhuo had no choice but to pay off the debt. ”

"The little boy is quite interesting, can you..." A talented man sent an invitation to Liu Chang.

"Of course Coco, I like to study poetry and poetry the most" Influenced by this group of teenagers, Liu Chang's mood also relaxed, and he hurriedly agreed without waiting for the other party to finish speaking.

It's a group of interesting people, and it's interesting to talk about interesting things. He sat on the side of a young girl's bamboo mat, and the girl, who was not disgusted, moved to the side and gave him half of his position.

And her aunt Liu Ling also knelt on the bamboo couch set by the emperor, and there were a few cases next to the bamboo couch, and there was some food and water on the several cases, of course, which were arranged by the emperor. After a while, the emperor also sent food to Liu Chang.

"Thank you son, thank you lady" After taking a new seat, everyone saluted Liu Chang and Liu Ling.

"Who is Childe?" Or the young man with the wooden crown asked.

In the "Zhou Li", it is stipulated that men can only be crowned at twenty, and they can marry wives and have children after crowning, but in the Han Dynasty, the age of crowning has become a virtual reality. "Hanshu • Emperor Huiji" contains: "If a woman is over fifteen to thirty years old and does not marry, five counts." That is, if a woman is not married after the age of fifteen, she is taxed five times as much. In the Han Dynasty, the age of marriage was mostly fifteen or sixteen for men and thirteen or fourteen for women. What's even more exaggerated is that "Hanshu • The Biography of Empress Shangguan": "The edict summons An Nu to be Jieyu...... After a month, she became the queen at the age of six. "Emperor Zhao of the Han Dynasty, the Empress Shangguan of Liu Fuling, who is now sitting on the throne, was only six years old when she got married! There really is no smallest, only smaller! Precisely:

Thirteen cardamom is just right, and fifteen is not small.

This group of teenagers who are crowned is actually a group of thirteen or fourteen children, although Liu Chang is only five or six years old, his actual age is about the same as these children, anyway, they are all trying to dress up the age of adults, but there is also a common topic, Liu Chang is really the reason why they are like this.

"Chang'an people. surnamed Liu Mingchang: "Let's introduce myself first."

The others also introduced themselves in various ways, and they were all from Luoyang.

"What were you guys just playing?"

"We're reciting poetry."

Liu Chang clapped his hands and said, "What's the meaning of that, no matter how much the poems are recited, they are not their own; Let's play a game, beat the drum and pass the flowers, whoever loses will make a poem by himself, and if he can't compose a poem, he can sing or dance. ”

"We're not going to be drumming and passing flowers."

"The game is like this, it's simple"

。。。。。。

A pleasant afternoon was quickly over.

The remaining days were also spent happily, and the holiday was over.

Let's talk about the hook of Mrs. Gou Yi who was taken by Bingji.

This is a carved piece of beautiful jade, shaped like a waning moon, only the size of an adult's thumb, crystal clear, emerald green, when Gou Yi and Liu Che met, held in the palm of the hand.

Now, this jade hook is in Bingji's hands. What kind of beautiful jade is this, it is clearly a trouble, a big trouble! Now Huo Guang is in power, all the government is controlled by Huo Guang, Huo Guang has very strict control over the emperor, Liu Fuling is nominally the emperor, but in fact he is a puppet, even the empress Shangguan Feng'er is also Huo Guang's granddaughter, when she married the emperor, she was only six years old.

Although he is now on an errand under Huo Guang, he is also walking on thin ice, trembling and cautious. If Huo Guang knew that he had found the emperor's mother, it would definitely be a storm.

How to pass this hook to the emperor is a technical job. The emperor must be surrounded by Huo Guang's eyeliner, and this jade hook is so attention-grabbing, it is definitely impossible to do it without knowing it. Maybe even his eyes are around him, and his actions in the past few days will be reported to him.

"If the conspiracy doesn't work, you will conspire, anyway, with that evil star as a backing, you can kill that evil star if you have the ability." After making up his mind, Bing Ji put away the jade hook and went out.

"Lord Huo, the lower official got a rare object and wanted to ask Lord Huo to palm his eyes." Seeing Huo Guang, Bing Ji didn't drag the mud and water, explained his intention, and directly handed the jade hook to Huo Guang with both hands.

"Oh~" Huo Guang took it, and did not express surprise: "Lord Bing, what kind of treasure did you get?" ”

Bing Ji didn't answer immediately, just smiled, looked at Master Huo, and watched Huo Guang look at this jade hook repeatedly, making a mess of his open-mindedness.

"This thing seems familiar, I don't know where Lord Bing got it?" Master Huo played with the jade hook in his hand and asked seemingly unintentionally.

In fact, although the general can't say everything about Bing Ji's strange behavior in the past few days, there are also rumors. It is precisely because he is cautious everywhere that he can stand alone for so many years, and if he can't do this, his grave will have long since grown grass. He was about to send someone to investigate carefully, but he didn't expect Bing Ji to take the initiative to come to the door.

Bing Ji said calmly: "An old man"

The general looked directly into Bing Ji's eyes, and did not let go of any suspicious expression: "You are not simple, this seems to be a thing in the palace."

Bing Ji still replied quietly: "Lord Huo's eyes are like torches, this thing is the thing in the palace, called 'Gou Yi'"

Huo Guang's hands trembled slightly, and he quickly held his hand, almost hooking off the jade: "Mrs. Gou Yi? ”

"Exactly"

"It turns out that this Mrs. Gou Yi is the old man of Lord Bingji, which is really surprising. However, My Fair Lady, a gentleman, Lord Bingji is a dignified gentleman, and some gentlemen are good, which is also a good story. Huo Guang narrowed his eyes, looked at Bing Ji with a smile, and the coke blossomed in his heart, looking at your usual Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, a serious look, it turned out that he was also a person who stole chickens and dogs, and others could only steal from neighbors, you kid is mighty, and he touched the emperor's bed, and he is still Emperor Wu. Mrs. Hook Yi mysteriously disappeared, and it turned out to be... What a role model for my generation!

The adult laughed. The deceased of the lower official is not this hook, but someone else. Bing Ji said.

"Oh?" Huo Guang looked at Bing Ji with a smile, meaning, you just admit it, I won't report it, and it's not my concubine.

"Do you remember the slaughter of the Northern Army back then?"

Huo Guang frowned, a little incredulous: "Of course I remember, could it be that the person who slaughtered the Northern Army was not that Liu Chang, but Gou Yi?" ”

"No, it's that Liu Chang, he entrusted the lower officials a few days ago to hand this thing into the palace." Bing Ji saw the fire, so he directly said his request.

"The Evil Star is back?" Huo Guang's heart sank.

"Yes," Bing Ji replied. Secretly happy in his heart, General Huo really turned his attention to Liu Chang, this evil star.

The general couldn't sit still, stood up, pacing back and forth: "What does he want?" ”