Chapter Eighty-Eight: The First Disciple
Bing Ji said, "So, you plan to leave? ”
Liu Chang said: "Yes"
Bing Ji asked, "When?" ”
"Wait until all those children are grown, maybe thirty years, maybe fifty years, maybe longer. Not only do they have to learn our knowledge, but they also have to master our skills. This is not something that can be achieved in a short period of time. That's why we started with dolls. ”
"Then all of my juniors are eligible," Bing Ji straightened his old waist and said proudly.
"Even then, I could only take one. In a few decades, these children will always grow up, always get married and have children, and we must try to avoid consanguineous births. ”
"Isn't it good to kiss and kiss?" Bing Ji is a little puzzled, since ancient times, they have paid attention to kissing and kissing, why can't it work again?
Liu Chang said: "It's not good, it's easy to have defective offspring. Speaking of this, Liu Chang changed his words, some words can not be explained clearly in one or two sentences, or they can be explained clearly, and the listener cannot understand, "Have you told those children all about the situation?"
Bing Ji also understood this truth, so he could only say: "I see, you choose, you say that is that, I have the final say." ”
Liu Chang said: "You don't count this, and I don't count if I say it." We're going to verify. ”
"How do you verify this?" Isn't this as long as it's a human form, not sick, and not oddly shaped?
"We have our own methods." Liu Chang pretended to be mysterious.
When it was time for lunch, a large group of children of all sizes chattered almost crowded a dining room, all of them were children between the ages of five and ten. It is only said that the ancestors miss it, so let each room bring the children over to accompany the ancestors to have a meal and a meal. The older ones are okay, and they all greet their ancestors in a regular manner, and they are very well-organized when they walk, sit, and stand.
Those who are five or six years old are not easy to say, they can still follow the rules at first, and after a while, they will fight with each other.
Liu Chang did not appear at the scene, but in another room.
In front of him lay a row of strands of hair with numbers A, B, C, etc. It was cut out by the child's mother herself and sent by the housekeeper.
Now, he is doing an assessment of each child's height, weight, body type, personality, etc.
This is his disciple, who will be able to assist him in some of his work when necessary in the future, and he is very serious and strictly adheres to the upper limit of the base's standards.
To tell the truth, Lao Bing's descendants are in good condition, three or four can meet the standard, and one basically meets the upper limit. Liu Chang marked them separately, and found the hair samples of the four people and put them in a special box. After the sampling work was completed, he chatted with Bing Ji for a few words, entered a room specially arranged for him, and scanned and analyzed his hair through his second son, which is the upgraded version of the missing eye, to determine whether there were genetic defects and family history.
In the end, an eight-year-old boy was selected. The boy's name is Xiao Qi, because he has no crown ceremony, he has no official name, and he is the great-grandson of Bingji, who has three sons and two daughters, and he is the second son of the second son of Bingji's eldest son. is called Xiao Qi, not because he is ranked seventh under his own parents' names, but because he is ranked seventh among Bingji's great-grandchildren.
When Bing Ji asked the housekeeper to bring Xiao Qi and his parents over, the three of them obviously didn't know what was going on. Bing Ji briefly explained the situation to his grandson and granddaughter-in-law, but when he heard that their children were to worship the little bald head as a teacher, the grandson had not yet expressed his opinion, and the granddaughter-in-law obviously disagreed:
"Grandfather, Xiao Qi now has a husband, so there is no need to worship Mr. anymore." They have seen this little bald head, come to the house a few times, and listen to people say that it is a grandfather's New Year's friend, and he gets along with his grandfather.
That's not a joke about our children, look at that, not as tall as my own son, still a bald man, why should I be a gentleman for my son.
"Yes, grandfather, are you mistaken?" The grandson also spoke out, and the grandfather was afraid that he was old and confused.
"Alas, I have been despised by your grandfather since I was a child, and now I am despised by your family, why is my life so bitter." There's no way, it's my own hard injury, and I can't blame others.
"Your name is Xiao Qi, right, you say, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?" Liu Chang walked in front of Xiao Qi, but his mother immediately pulled the child behind him, for fear of being snatched away.
"You're not as tall as me, why should you be my husband?" Xiao Qi stuck his head out from behind his mother and said angrily.
"Yo, this is very familiar, and I said the same thing when I was sick. But when I was sick, I was just over a year old, and you were eight years old, so I allow you to change the subject, think about it, and ask someone I can't answer, so you don't have to worship me as a teacher. Gives you three chances. You can ask as a family together," Liu Chang touched his bald head and returned to his seat.
"Grandfather!" The grandson was a little anxious and questioned his grandfather; "Isn't that nonsense?"
"You guys better think about what questions to ask," Bing Ji ignored.
"Good! I ask you, what can you teach Xiaoqi? Playing with mud? "When my father's finally broke out, what was it called?
"These are two questions, I can count one: up to astronomy, down to geography, the hundred schools of thought, literature, physics, biology, chemistry. Playing with mud? "Liu Chang was a little angry, if it weren't for Bing Ji's sake, he would have left immediately." It's not that he has little energy, but that he sees their stupidity. They also don't want to think that they can be on an equal footing with their grandfather, or even be treated as a guest by their grandfather, how can they be ordinary people? All diseases in the world can be cured, but there is no cure for stupidity.
They questioned not only themselves, but also their grandfathers, and the prime ministers of the Han Dynasty. So he reached out and took out the glass bottle:
"Have you ever seen this?"
"Of course I have seen it" Sun Tzu replied proudly, we are the Prime Minister's Mansion, and there are no treasures in the world.
"Is this thing priceless in your eyes?" Liu Chang asked.
"Not bad" this thing he has seen, his grandfather has shown it, and it is indeed priceless. What about the priceless city, you have money, and our Prime Minister's Mansion is not lacking. I haven't heard that whoever has money can be a gentleman.
Just when the couple didn't understand why the bald man took out a glass bottle, it was time to discuss the question of their child's husband, not to show off his wealth. It's great to be rich, it's just a rich businessman, as the owner of the Prime Minister's Mansion, our vision is not so low.
Liu Chang's hand was released, the bottle fell to the ground, and it was shattered.
"Ahh Including Bing Jidu, he was shocked.
"That's what I play with mud, play with, it's not worth much, I just use it to hold food. There are two more questions. Liu Chang didn't even look at the fragments of glass all over the ground and the dry food rolling all over the ground.
This hand was very shocking, and the two of them opened their mouths to stammer, but they couldn't ask a word. That bottle grandfather was a baby, and he didn't let them touch it, he broke one casually, either this guy was too rich, or it was really worthless.
Is it really made of mud? Bing Ji's old face is not good-looking, no wonder he threw that bottle around, and I still treat him as a baby.
"It seems that there is nothing wrong with your parents, what about you, Xiao Qi?" After a while, Xiao Qi's parents didn't ask any new questions, so Liu Chang looked at Xiao Qi and asked.
"You, why don't you have hair?" Xiao Qi asked his question.
"This" Liu Chang touched his bald head, and was also a little embarrassed: "I used to have hair. ”
"Are you willing to worship me as a teacher and be my disciple?" Liu Chang asked the child named Xiao Qi with a smile.
"I don't want to." Xiao Qi replied dryly, and hid behind his mother.
"Alas" Liu Chang sighed, turned to Bing Ji and said:
"Looks like we're not related."
Bing Ji was also in a hurry on the side, there was no way, because of the prior agreement, neither party could force it.
"Can I worship you as a teacher?" A crisp voice came from the door, Liu Chang turned his head to see that a girl in coarse cloth clothes was by the door, about six or seven years old, with big eyes, bright and bright, well-proportioned, very peugeot.
"Oh? Why do you want to worship me as a teacher? For this sudden little girl, Liu Chang became interested.
"I think you're very good," the little girl straightened up and said generously.
"What's your name?" This is a spiritual girl, Liu Chang commented. Because, her wisdom is much higher than that of Bing Ji's great-grandson, Xiao Qi, hehe, his intelligence is only the same as that of a one-and-a-half-year-old illness.
"My name is Niko"
Liu Chang looked at Bing Ji, and was about to ask if this was his granddaughter or great-granddaughter, why he didn't see it just now.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry master, I was negligent for a while, and let this kid run out" A woman who looked like a cook ran in outside the door, her face was covered with sweat, kneeling at the door, and kept kowtowing:
"I'll take her away right away." Kneeling and taking two steps back, he pulled the girl out the door.
"Wait," Liu Chang said to stop.
"The old man spares his life, the old man spares his life" The woman who looked like a cook knelt down again and kowtowed like pounding garlic. At this time, the housekeeper saw that there was a situation here, and hurried over: "Cook! What's the matter with you, is this the place where you can come? Not down yet! ”
"Yes, yes, yes, let's go down, thank you, thank you, thank you."
Liu Chang waved his hand and stopped the housekeeper.
He beckoned to the girl again: "Come, come." ”
Waiting for the little girl to stand still, Liu Chang asked:
"How old are you this year?"
"Six-year-old"
"Can you give me some hair?"
"No," the little girl promised, "Do you want a lot?" ”
"Two or three are enough," the little girl tore off three strands of hair and gave them to Liu Chang.
After a while, the results came out, and it turned out to be the upper limit. Liu Chang was secretly happy in his heart. took the little girl's hand and came to Zhao, who was still kneeling and didn't even dare to raise her head, and looked at her:
"This girl wants to worship me as a teacher, are you willing?"
Zhao is a maid in the back kitchen, how do you know what happened here? Seeing a child-like person standing in front of him, he asked himself, where did he dare to answer indiscriminately.
When he was at a loss, Bing Ji spoke: "It's your blessing that your daughter can worship under this gentleman's door, so don't hurry up."
"Back to the master, the slave is willing, willing, it's all up to the master"
"Where is your husband's house, bring them together."
"Back to the master, the slave's family is dead"
"That's right," Liu Chang said, "Nizi, let's worship now." ”
"Hui, Hui, Master, we are not restrained... The cook said tremblingly, how can there be any free knowledge in the world, and the cook knows this.
"Hehe, then owe it first" Liu Chang is in a good mood, he has a good disciple, who cares about what constraints, Lao Tzu is willing to stick it upside down.
"Disciple meets Master" The little girl knelt down, and the three heads of the stick were sturdy.
"Good, good, hahaha!" Liu Chang happily shouted three times and laughed: "Get up, get up." "He knew that if there is a good gentleman, there must be a student. Maxima often has but Bole does not often have, this sentence is also true in reverse, Bole is often there, and Maxima is more difficult to find. Moreover, this thousand-mile horse accidentally broke into his stable.
"Apprentice, come here" Liu Chang smiled so hard that he could even see his back molars, and greeted his first disciple.
"No"
Pulled the little girl's hand over, took out a ring, and put it on her index finger: "This is a token of the master, from now on you are my Silicon Valley disciple." ”
"Yes! Master"
"This is a meeting gift for the teacher" Liu Chang untied the bracelet and put it on Nizi's hand bowl.
This action, Bing Ji saw it in his eyes, his faint old eyes were staring round, if he could stretch out a hand in his eyes, Bing Ji would not hesitate to snatch the two artifacts over. It's a pity that the gaze is the gaze, except for the greed, it didn't play any role, and then, as if deflated, the eyes slowly lost their luster.
These two are real artifacts, even if the emperor is the emperor, he can only get one of them, and it is because the emperor is Liu Chang's favorite nephew.
Now, this slave and maid's daughter, just by becoming Liu Chang's disciple, can easily get two, especially the bracelet, but I saw it fly and change with my own eyes, exuding the breath of the Son of Heaven.
I couldn't help glaring at my uncompetitive great-grandson, but I could only stare at it, luck was in front of me, and there was a priority advantage, I couldn't grasp it, and I couldn't help it.
"Zhao's" Liu Chang saw the housekeeper bring over a piece of bamboo slip with a lacquer plate, and knew that this was Zhao's deed of selling himself as a slave, so he took it and handed it to her:
"This is the document given to you by the Prime Minister to avoid being a concubine, you can take it."
Zhao's whole process was blind, and he took the bamboo slip handed over by Liu Chang in a daze, and he didn't know what happened until he took the bamboo slip in his hand, and she reacted, and she was dismissed: "Master, master, you can't drive us away." I know it's wrong, please, spare me" Being able to sell themselves into slavery is the only hope for their mother and daughter to survive, this road is broken, and they have only one way to die.
"What nonsense!" The housekeeper's eyes widened, he wanted to curse, a slave, how could he get such a benefit? At the same time, I also deeply regret my own Xiaoqi.
The whole thing, others don't know, the housekeeper is clear, he is sorry for that Xiao Qi can't worship under the door of this bald child, he doesn't know what the specific background of this child is, what is the origin, but with the attitude of the prime minister, he knows that this child is by no means simple, and the prime minister can meet alone, in the entire Han Dynasty, it does not exceed the number of five fingers, but in the end he does not dare to attack, after all, the mother is expensive by her daughter, so she can only say in an envious tone: "Your daughter can worship under Mr. Guigu, it is your daughter's blessing, It's also a blessing for you. ”
When Liu Chang led the mother and son out of the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion and disappeared from Bing Ji's sight, Bing Ji's expression finally withered, as if he had aged ten years old:
"Could it be that our Bing family's luck has really come to an end? Alas~~"
"Grandfather, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that the grandfather's situation had changed, the couple was also nervous.
"You don't know what you're missing. Go down, Providence is so, Providence is so" Bing Ji waved his hand, called the two of them, and helped him back.
"What are we missing? What do you mean? The couple looked at each other.
"Hey~ housekeeper" saw the housekeeper just walking by, and the grandson grabbed him: "What did grandfather mean by what he said just now?" What do we say we're missing out, what are we missing? ”
"Alas~ Young master, you did miss a great opportunity." The butler shook his head and sighed.
"You tell me clearly!" Bing Ji's grandson also felt that the atmosphere was strange, and he was also a little uneasy.
"To be the guest of the old master, think about it, can you be a general?" The housekeeper was not polite this time.
It was only now that the grandson finally came to his senses, yes, who was his grandfather? Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty!
"What can there be, look at him like that, even if it is a fairy, we are not uncommon" The granddaughter-in-law led their baby, turned around and left. The housekeeper shook his head secretly in the back, and when he saw that the grandson was still on the spot, he said something more: "Young master, haven't you noticed that the master is different from usual today?" ”
"What's the difference?" The grandson looked at the door, and it was empty, and there was no one.
"Alas!" The butler sighed again and left. "What's wrong today? Something strange happens. Sun Tzu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a result: "Evil nature, you have to find a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits." ”
After leaving the Xiangfu, Liu Chang asked his disciple to go back to their home outside the Xiangfu with his mother first, pack up her daily necessities, and say that he would pick her up tomorrow. He returned to the barbarian mansion where he stayed alone.